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I googled that Jambuliefwfw woman and apparently she was or still is on Fox News. I don't need to know anything more.

Anna is going to end up being Freako's next cheerleader girlfriend.

Only on GH is a rapist serial killer allowed to call one of his victims a barn animal and not have his balls cut off.

Or Nelly. I really wouldn't be surprised if this *story* were dropped or completely shifted in a different direction before anyone finds out why she's here/what she wants/what she's doing. Especially if they're serious about pairing Michael with another vanilla wafer.

If either one of these freaks gets knocked up I don't know what I will do.

The Brady & Friends PD ignores laws and regulations that inconvenience them. I guess the ISA does the same, though I question why a spy organization would want the help of anyone working at that incompetent police department.

Oh wow, Maxie and Tree search for that spicy bad girl and face even more obstacles. Fuck them. Shut up. Why is Scott doing this? Freako can't even pay him. Of course Kiki wants to stay quiet about luring Tom into Freako's lair because her rapist serial killer best friend asked her to. Fuck her. Liez and Kiki teaming up to save their favorite rapist serial killer should be fun. Freako isn't going to die so shut the fuck up, Jelly. Disgusting. Are Jelly finally getting back around to Ava switching out Morgan's pills? Is the baby going to pop out and kill Freako? Nelly is a joke. Finn has brought ebola to Port Charles. Is someone I hate going to be killed? I don't care otherwise. At least the first time Carly screamed about the violence we got the hilarious scene with the guns. Why keep having her do this if they aren't going to get Sonny out of the mob or have Carly dump him for good? Jelly are trash.

I don't know what my favorite part of the episode was: A) Boring ass Michael promising to teach that worthless wet drip girl how to have fun followed by him hoping his parents get back together. B) Carly getting back with Sonny instead of dramatically throwing some gun into the water and burning down his house with him, Ava, Kiki, Freako, Julian, and that worthless wet drip girl inside. C) Sam and Jason at a homeless shelter helping Sonny clear his name instead of spending time with Danny and plotting Freako's murder. D) Ava having another repetitive conversation with Julian. E) Alexis having scenes with Freako. I mean, really, she's a drunk and has to deal with Julian and his sister on a regular basis. Why punish her more? F) This stupid retcon Jelly are pulling out of their asses regarding Julian and his big bad lady boss.

I'm sending ABC $5 to cancel the show.

Griffin and Liez would be very boring together. And Liez needs some medication instead of a new man.

I don't know what to make of Kate. She actually seemed hesitant and sad about taking those microchips. I expected her to scream about Ed betraying her, even though if she were in his shoes she would do the exact same thing and chalk it up to "just business." Hell, she stabbed her own son in the back just to get his job. Between this and her helping Adrienne, maybe they are finally trying to soften her a little. I totally get what you all are saying about Chloe and Nancy having no right to keep Nicole away from her child, and normally I'd agree...but then Deimos appears. I legit think he could pose a threat to Nicole and that baby if Nicole ever gets on his bad side, which seems to be pretty easy to do. I'm even more convinced of this after This man is a deranged animal. Also, of course Deimos drove Eve away by treating her like a servant. Piece of shit. I wish they would stop writing Nicole like this, she comes off as obsessed and creepy over a baby that she thinks belongs to her comatose friend. I don't like what they're doing with Theo and Claire at all. They are some of the few characters that don't bore me to death, sicken me, or piss me off.

If SSA is cleaning house she needs to hurry up so she can focus on creating some storylines.

Audrey should just send DNAJ and the other two to wherever Lucky is. It would probably take Liez a few weeks to notice but I'm sure she'd get over it pretty quickly. The money she saves on childcare can be used to bail her rapist serial killer boyfriend out of jail whenever mean people falsely accuse him of murders.

Days is moving to 12 pm in NYC (it airs at 1 PM in most of the country). I posted a link in the behind the scenes thread. I don't know if changing time slots in the country's largest media market means nothing or if it's a bad sign.

I'd like to see Nicole stay single for awhile instead of hopping from relationship to relationship with only a few months in between. She was in love with Deimos in 2016, Dan in 2015, Eric in 2014, Dan in 2013. Somewhere in 2013 or 2012 she was also in love EJ and falling for Rafe.

Liez asks Dr. Terrorist if her rapist serial killer boyfriend will continue to do crazy things. Did she forget that he's a rapist serial killer who LOCKED A MAN IN A MOTHERFUCKING DOG CAGE A FEW DAYS AGO? Shut the fuck up.

Anna is crying again. She needs to be slapped. Freako should've been fired for knocking over that supply cart. I'm disappointed Diane didn't slap Alexis and tell her she's a mess and needs to start acting right. Maxie had bird flu a day ago but now she's walking around like everything's fine. Tree is annoying as hell.

Please tell me Deimos is on the way out. How many more people does his plan on having kidnapped within a six month period? Nicole is going to look like an even bigger pathetic dumbass than she already does if she stays with him.

LMAOOOOOOOO this show is SO RAGGEDY.

EJ is dead forever. Andre is fired from Dimeria Enterprises and murdered and Sami takes his place at the company. Sami, Kate, Gabi, and Chad burn down the Dimeria mansion and build a new one.

If Seth is a murderer he might as well murder Freako as well.

Jason gave Liez multiple orgasms, ok? The sex wasn't as good as it was with Lucky's brother, but still. PLEASE STOP JUDGING HER.

Days of our Lives moves to noon time slot in New York City market

Nicole and Deimos are sickening. How nice of Sparkle to tell Will's grandmother that he kissed Sonny. And how nice of Marlena to tell Sparkle he and Sonny are probably meant to be. Gag me. I wonder if Sparkle was inserted into this Stefano story to take John's place. Are we never going to get a break from Rafe and Hope?

I hope Freako proposes to Liez in a graveyard where some of his victims are buried.