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Today's walking dead season 6 recap has been brought to you by Morgan.

Jeez Abraham, why don't you hold up a boombox and play some Peter Gabriel while you're at it?

I mean, if you're going to do an evil mirror twin episode, at least give them some evil goatees.

I'm already sick of Negan.

So was this filmed before or after Scalia died? The timing is eerie if it was before.

This season is much improved from season 3. Frank and Claire are back in the forefront. No lame sublots with Stamper, or Freddy. Those people are better as supporting characters. I just with Remy and Jackie would go away. The show comes to a halt whenever those two are on.

That scene wasn't necessary at all. They could have easily just had a character say they got a liver from a suicide victim. The fact it was a teen was done purely for shock value.

Can't believe the dude fell for the old "got distracted so the guy I'm pinning down can stab my neck" trick. What a ZA amateur.

That last girl was painful. What exactly am I investing in? The shop, the online, the machine??? Oh, and shut up Lori.

It's obvious Chuck is jealous of Wendy's relationship with Axe which is why he's making it so personal.

Well I can see that half a season spent on blonde what's her name and her two lame kids really left a lasting impact on Rick.

Man in the mask has to be Jay Garrick. The Jay we've seen has to be an imposter.

Well, there goes the annual summer river tubing race.

I hope I don't spoil this for anyone but it's pretty obvious now that the Governor was a grown up Carl that got sent back in time to stop the ZA but somehow lost his memory on the trip back.

McCarthy is turning into Wiig. On the surface, all of her characters "look" different but they're really the same. Was Cul-de-sac lady that different from the pick up lady at the bar?

I dunno. This show is ridiculous. It's obvious they are just throwing out buzz words about shorting and margin calls but I doubt it passes the smell test. I hope that blonde chick never comes back. She's the worst.

Last night was my first time watching the show in awhile. I'm afraid I have to remove it from the DVR list. I know he wouldn't be able to be a Jon but he just isn't funny. I hate his weird angry voice thing he does, how he laughs at his own jokes that aren't that funny, and he basically has no real comedic insight. He's just a better dressed Tosh 2.0 at this point.

Not a bad idea. Carol should have untied Wolfie, tied him to Morgan, then shoved them outside with a "Best of luck!"

I was thinking the same. Why didn't Abraham just shoot the bazooka at those fuckers.

Can we be honest? Jessie was hoping to sneak out of the house without Sam and conveniently "forget him" when asked later. Except that little shit showed up and ruined it.

Morgan may not be insane, but that doesn't mean he's not crazy.

Look, I know this show is basically a cheerleader for the series. In no way do I expect anyone to bitch even 10% of the amount of the time we do about a series we all love. But Hardwick has become such a fanboy and blind to anything else, it's hard to watch this show anymore. Every writing decision is either interesting or awesome.

It was ok. Mcconaughey was ok since he seemed game for anything. But the jokes and skits have become predictable that unless the characters are great, it's not very funny. Like you knew where the game show was going as soon as you heard the title. But none of the contestants were really that funny. And the Star Wars skit was wasted. Apparently none of the cast besides Jay can do good impressions. I mean we couldn't have gotten a Denzel or Will Smith?

Can we nickname Abraham to General Prick?

How the hell do you introduce a bazooka in an episode and not use it?