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Holy shit, that's just wrong. It's not even done well, which makes it even creepier.

Special holiday clip: It's a Drunk Christmas

I really liked it the first 2 or 3 times as well. Possibly even the first 5 or 6. But twice during every single commercial break (that's 8 times/hour) all day long, makes it a find-me-an-icepick-so-I-can-pierce-my-eardrums kind of like.

I think Jimmy Hoffa is buried here.

And now has a pair of pants.

I should probably hate this kid, but for some reason he makes me smile.

I think I must be the only one who remembers the stoner who lived in his parents basement who was addicted to video games. They only showed that once, I think, and it was in that first season.. I suppose that wasn't nearly as interesting as stripping for cake. I hope they show some of those 'lost' episodes.

You'd think Sarah's Mom would be wealthier considering she discovered neosporin. http://www.ispot.tv/ad/7MDx/neosporin-all-better

As far as I can tell, it's not a bunch of different women. That same woman is in every. friggin. commercial.

Another classic from my youth:

Floved when the British were attacking the White House in the Dolly Madison segment, and Derek took out his smart phone and started taking pictures of the soldiers. I agree that the second narrator was beyond shitfaced, but how great was it when she fell over at the end, got back up and said, "when do you start filming?"

If you like Paget Brewster, you should see her on Drunk History. She did 2 episodes. Very, very drunk.

Fidel Castro doing the wave at the baseball game. Brilliant!

Ah, that makes total sense now. I've been binge watching this and was taken aback by how they're trying to be oh-so-cool, and it comes off as unprofessional to me. Now I get it, they want to be the next Dr. Oz. I won't take away that they appear to be excellent surgeons, however if I'm going for plastic surgery, I'd probably like my doctor to focus on me, and not try to make it all about him. I can't understand why I keep watching, when I dislike the egocentric doctors, the patients are a bunch of entitled whiners with first world problems, and I don't give a rat's ass if they look better. Maybe I like to see just how fucked up a surgery can go, and how it gets fixed. With regards to the Justin Bieber wannabe, the Ken Doll wannabe, and all that ilk, I've seen them on many other reality TV shows. They're just making the rounds.

I'm willing to cut that one some slack because I'm betting that dog didn't get a complete education.

Loved when Matt Jones called over his yellow lab Hank, and calling him a "fat banana" was incorporated into the Jim Abbott story.

I've noticed that as well. They'll also end the statement with so... and leave it hanging. "The cast all got along amazingly well so..."

"Check Please!"

The first time I saw this show I watched about 10 minutes and was horrified. I had to change the channel. I tried again for some odd reason, and suddenly I got it. I don't know why I finally recognized the humor, but then I come across an episode description such as this, and realize it's pure genius. There's no way to translate that humor to someone who has never seen the show.

This commercial is cute, although the last part is flat out hysterical. "C'mon Paul, let's go! Hustle! What is that, chamomile tea? Do you want to take a nap?" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_3b5mqI5QQ

Clara is pretty meh in my view, but if they kill her off, how can she save the doctor throughout time?

That would be Due South, starring a strikingly handsome Paul Gross. And his beautiful canine companion, Diefenbaker.

Papa John's has always been background noise to me until the pulled pork pizza commercial. It sounds like he's saying po' poke to me, and makes me dive for the mute button. Does this guy have marbles in his mouth or something?

I have noticed newscasters, using the word "again" inappropriately: ..."again, this accident happened at 3:27pm..." when they never said the phrase originally in order to be referenced. I don't know if I'm explaining myself too well because again, this is bothersome. Again, right up there with actually and literally on my annoyance scale.

Even NYC has crappy local commercials. I'm particularly fond of Uncle Majic