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I really did LOL several times during this episode. The dog was jarred out of his sleep. I really liked the kitchy stuff like the sound of cracking eggs that continued as they went to commercial. Hilarious

dies that is all.

Producer to Azan "So do you really want to marry her?" Azan "Yeah like no maybe 2 percent like you know?"

I know people like Molly. She had kids so she could hatch some best girlfriends. She has no capacity or desire to be a mom. She's using the love of her child as a tool for continuous empathy.

Can't disagree. If you want a right hand man I'd choose Annie or Anfisa. They get the job done.

David is pretending he's a producer of this segment. He's pretty disconnected to reality. Maybe he needs to see his script for the next show and work on those tears again. More shows mo money

NEITHER ARE YOU DAVID SHUT UP

Ha not a chance. Never bet on the loud preening chick. The quiet one is always the dagger.

Lunch is on the second floor! DAVID LEADS THE PACK

I'm convinced Chantel's boobs are the cause of all of these (staged) fights. They incite rage for some reason.

Tobo is showing his belly fat. He needs an Untuckit

OMG PROVIDE THE MOUTH SWAB RIGHT NOW

I'm shocked we can't get better questions. You could do a whole hour on questions for David. 1. David, why for the love of ping pong balls will you NOT get a job? 2. Why does a masters degree preclude you from working? 3. You seem to mention the age of your wife a lot....is that what gives you worth? Not providing for her but extracting her from her country? 4. Does anyone still call you Tobo? 5. Why does Chris put up with your shit? How much money have you borrowed from him? Is that really your money that he is holding so you don't have to pay child support? 6. How many calories do you eat a day? You seem to be expanding back into an unhealthy range.

If Chantel had looser dresses she could talk without clenching her teeth. SHUT UP DAVID YOU DEADBEAT!!!

Fire the host. Why is this a recap show? This should be a really good AMA....can we do video Reddit????

During sound check Nicole used her real voice , not her whiny baby voice. She's slipping.

Guess Pao had to switch from fancy professional hair dye to Splat Red from Walgreens.

I think anyone can be edited by FN to look like an authority or funny....likeable...whatever bend it needs to be for a cooking show or a hosting show. I think this show is just a show about finding someone who they want to put on FN. It's clear because they are debuting new shows and none of those people got run through this machine as a test balloon. As a food personality I guess it's best to be memorable. When Melissa DeArabian did an interview she said she apologized to Alex Guarnaschelli before taping GGG because she was the judge and obviously had no right to be judging her food based on their food chops. So despite asking these people to have some type of skill set it's obvious FN can put you on whatever show to fit the bill. I don't trust Giada to give me tips on food and flavors...I don't care how much she makes herself an authority on italian food. I don't find her believable. I thought her one performance on Iron Chef was truly her skill set....very scared, mugged for the camera, couldn't do her dishes well and was a general trainwreck. Her stand and stir show was highly edited so basically anyone can look good. She's the type of person who would win FNS though ironically.

I agree as well. I had never seen the TV show thing they were trying to pitch about Fantasy Thailand so they are well aware of trying to construct a storyline for a show. And Nikki was in on it too. All they had to do was find a thai shill to go along with her role and they are basically using a much bigger format with TLC to "star" in this version of a show. Tobo was just renamed FatAss David Poor. I did have a thought that if Annie was actually real, she would have loved being with Sad Sack Larry from the other version of this show. He actually had a really good job and was otherwise snowed by his Filipino Cupid bride but he wasn't the level of loser that David Poor is for sure. But since Annie is just playing her role I'm sure she's happy to get out from under pile of sucking she had to do before she was hired LOL.

Paul Hollywood and Marcela Valladolid. And keep the vagina table. Snicker

He’s got a masters degree in fatasseconomics and a 25 year old wife...he’s too good for it. Plus you need good knees and an allergy to turtlenecks to make the big bucks.

It's weird because I can't disagree with this. But.....David. I mean......David. Did you EVER think any man could be this indignant, lazy and a big ass (hahahahaha) con artist? She should have known....but sheesh...there is a part of me that just would think/hope/expect that he would try to take care of me....a little bit???? David is mind boggling to me. Job? NOPE Money? NOPE The Nopest of the Nopes. Thank you! I say this to anyone who watches this show that we gab IRL. This isn't stripping or lap dances. That is a lot of janky dick attached to a lot of janky men.

Do we think Annie is actually becoming a pretty good actress? Or is David just hip to this whole plan solo and he springs it on her so at least we get her "real" reactions for the camera? I was watching her face intently and I saw nuances of different levels of disappointment, hate, rage etc. If David is just supposed to do all this and go back to Thailand or wherever to rinse and repeat a different version of this grifting lifestyle with or without Annie then it's clearly just a show manipulated by Chris and David for publicity. They have the longer con in place. The only question remains is how much does Annie know? She's getting good at shouty, bitchy, ragey, disappointed, cussy eye daggering delivery of her lines. FACK

I think it's too hard to market the new shows. They have their pat list of ones that work on this network and that's it. They keep saying people ask for them but nobody watches them so anything like that goes to the Cooking Channel, which I don't have as part as my package at the moment. Not that I would have watched any of these people anyway. Even if I want something like Indian food I can find a great recipe or blog that will get me the recipe or technique that I want to learn. Or just eat at a good local indian place. I wouldn't waste money on tons of episodes of Aarti or Palak making the food at all. That's a lot of resources to get viewers interested in a type of cuisine that they are more likely to never try to cook IMO!!!!

Going to or NOT going to??!!! I thought you went for the jugular there LOL This episode mentioned Katie (is that her name?) as having a healthy food perspective...I don't remember that so I guess we aren't seeing it heavily edited for POV? Because then after they win the viewers are left thinking "why is X hosting a traveling show for Food on a Stick when they are the mediterranean mamma?) I thought she was the obviously blonde southern chef. Manny is the firehouse chef. The woman whose name I can't remember who lives in Hawaii is the mom chef. Christian is the guy who is already guest judging on Food Network shows LOL. Palak is the indian chef who beat bobby flay. Are those POVs? Jess was a food novelist making asian food....Adam was the regurgitated resuscitated chef......