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I don’t think that Becca’s spouse should EVER. EVER. EVER. let her be “friends” with Jason. Hard pass there buddy. Joe booted himself out of the running for the next Bachelor although he probably was never a contender.

I thought this as well. Ice cold since it seems like he has genuine affection for May yet he is taking money away from her (in theory, as this IS Nicole we are talking about.) However much like Azan and Family Azan I have reconciled that the money solely comes from TLC appearance of which they both have taken part of in the famewhoring expedition. Even if Nicole loses everything she is plus minus zero. TLC could have just paid Azan 7K ish directly and then none of this would have happened. She had no intention nor...mental capability to ever save that money for a future. She can just go back to working whereever and cruising the internet for her next love interest. She will probably remain part of the TLC family like Danielle and we will see her next year with her new Neltson.

I’m convinced this whole Christian not tasting his food thing is a schtick. Have you noticed that his faults really aren’t egregious faults? So he forgets to taste his food....and now he chews for too long. Serious eye roll. FN likes their winner edited without faults. Christian will do fine on FN. He has a disheveled Chris Santos vibe about him so he can just fill in on Chopped, GGG etc.

Jess has had a hair disaster moment in every episode where that damn piece gets stuck in some odd position. Spray it the hell down, clip in a hair accessory or get your haircut from a licensed stylist. Don’t these people get consults to be on TV????

Nicole doesn’t scream Health or Beauty to me. Call me crazy. She doesn’t wear makeup and her hair looks ratty. Speaking of ratty there is Azan’s hair. I know they say the “eyes up and to the right = lying” is debunked but man azan looks like the poster boy for it. I really think that robbalee keeps repeating the same mistake. She should tell Nicole that it’s her life and good luck with it. Nicole needs to feel that uncomfortable “alone” feeling where there are ramifications to her decisions. She’s a coddled mess. Anyone who asks for pigs in a blanket in a Muslim country just isn’t “all there” in my opinion. How she got this self centered and narcissistic by such a young age is really a shame. Robaleee needs to cut the cord. It might hurt at first but her words have no weight now anyway.

Azan isn't even LYING on camera anymore and 1. Nicole corrects him and puts words in his mouth, AFTER he admits the truth that the wedding is off for good and 2. Admits that he doesn't want to marry her. What the hell am I watching? This isn't a con when the con isn't even conning you anymore. He's telling you the damn TRUTH.

The producer finally asked the question we ALL wanted!!!! Screw the fancy stuff...just marry her legally so she can stay! Azan "yeah um no not a good idea." Girl. He's just not into you. Just your money. Which you just gave him.

I'm still floored that I didn't see that coming. Azan managed to get ALL of Nicole's TLC money out of her and into something he can extract into his name later. I guess that's what he's been doing in Morocco....finding the best scam.

The cool thing is that if you take Azan's hair and mix it with Nicole's hair you would get hair with an appropriate amount of oil in it. Skillz

Damn. Azan is amazing. I didn't see that coming. He literally conned her out of everything, put it in his name. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. This is magic. Hard to believe you could be this dumb but man.....someone dumber than Danielle. Just wait until Nicole pulls the ultimate gotcha and anchor babies Azan.

That's what is so cool about these boards.....I love that you aired your opinion and I'm sure others feel the same. I'm not caucasian and I cannot stand the host or Chantel's family. Shawn doesn't seem qualified and Chantel's family is delusional....devoid of their race, religion, political affiliations or time of day. And someone who I think doesn't get enough grief is Pedro's horrible sister Nicole. The fact that Anfisa gets a pass by anyone is an indictment on what a toad Jorge is more than anything.

Wafa needs to be the host for the next Tell All.

This fake scene with the shoeless Pao and Russ in the back of the van would have a lot more impact if she wasn't already pregnant. This stuff needs to air in a tighter timeframe.

I know they are supposed to banter but I wish one of them would say "Seriously? Dude you are willfully unemployed and a big lazy fuck. Dafuq advice are you giving me? Step on aside and be gone with your damn ass self."

I can't believe you aren't watching this tell all wearing a spaghetti strap body con slip. I know I am. :::yanks at strap:::

OMG THEIR RENTAL SHOES ARE ON THE TABLE!!! BOTH OF THEM!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT. IS. SO. GROSS. NO SHOES ON THE TABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Did you see Pao take those shoes off the second she got off stage? I guess she couldn't rent them in her size.

Pao was dealing with the loss of her baby and her dying grandmother by getting her tits painted and photographed in front of her father. Yup

That's because they are crazy, even for fake plotlines. Mama Chantel delivers like a champ. She goes along with reasoning that completely makes no sense....she's willing to look like a complete fool, except I honestly believe she doesn't really think she looks like a fool LOL I could follow a script on this show too but you make me babble a Newton quote and I'm like Nah. Ain't reading that sorry.

What does it take to have mama chantel to NEVER speak spanish again? I'll watch David weep. I'll watch Pao get her hair dyed from Best Cuts. I'll even watch Annie watch people play Beer Pong thinking "Wow. So there other things that are you can be doing with the ping pong balls?!"

Oh hell fuck to the no. Is Mama Chantel reading Newton quotes off a cue card? Is that written in like, 48 point font off camera? Laughing.

Except. Mama Chantel was NEVER going to tell River to sit down. She was egging on the whole situation, planted or not.

No Mama Chantel, you ARE "lo-caaa"

I wonder if Chantel's boobs ever get cold. And fire Shaun. She is worthless.

Still not sure why Amy couldn’t just make her tian or galette or whatever she was freaking out about in a large shallow tart pan and it would have cooked as quickly if kept it thin....then she could have just sliced it into pieces. I don’t fault her for switching ideas based on something she felt was time centric though. Where she lost me was when she became fixated on an ingredient. She reminded me of a recipe blogger who can reproduce recipes and take pictures but really has no idea how to cook or master basic flavor combinations. Then the whole “I’m getting screwed” attitude was odd as well....any passionate cook can look at ingredients and cook a brunch dish. The world doesn’t conspire to give you one less Staub pot that would preclude a tian from ever being cooked on FNS. Hey Amy, don’t be a dick.