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Jesse "I'm done." ***referring to the Dover Sole and grilled asparagus with hollandaise sauce

Oh good sweet jesus beans WHO CARES????? Darcey and MaxHeadroom need to GTFO my screen. FAKE

Darcy is going to enjoy the big apple aiight. Snicker

I don't show up for my tennis lesson without hearing from my teaching pro via text. Homeboy jumps a plane to Columbia after The Love Of His Life goes dark for DAYS before he is set to get on his flight. And another no show at the airport.....definitely producer driven now.

When does she get the check for appearing on this show? Hell shouldn't she have gone for her passport once she agreed to be on this show? Oh wait...there I go again with the logic and reasoning.....

She looks like a young 86. And it's good to see that Quittin Smokin is working for her.

She cuts it to the DAY OF??????? Good lort

Logic and reasoning has no place on this board when watching this show.

Interesting that Tarik has primary custody of Ari. We should be the Cupids. LOL I never wanted to know Filipino Cupid existed and now I know there are a lot of Cupids.

It should be everyone's goal to keep off the Pole. #lessstress #hashtagchrisrock

Maybe she's pregnant. She looks thicker and pukier.

He didn't even recognize her. She looks a little.....weathered.

Hey Pole. After you didn't tip the skycap they shipped your lockers of crap to Bra....denton Florida.

I think we are the vain ones! I want to be comfortable but I'm going to try to make myself a little more presentable. At least change right at the end into a nicer top or a jazzy jacket? A cute hair clip? At least her hair looked nice and she was chewing some gum.

I think the not showing up at the airport stuff is producer driven. Easy drama.

They mentioned something but I didn't catch it...was multitasking. Anyone catch it? Definitely something about a bar fight. His first introduction was so "artsy" with his singing and all the googoo with him staying with her after the news of her being pregnant etc and then um....being there for the birth of his NotChild and then um....being the recipient of said NotYourChild's umbilical cord....but then when they started talking about his multiple arrests his edit got decidedly scruffier. No more odd man butt shots. Oy

Angela's logic was clever.... "I'm going to quit smoking...." by smoking. Genius!

Ricky's daughter is adorable and appears well adjusted for the drama that are her parents. The fact that he talks to her like a friend and not a parent is disturbing. She doesn't need to know the roadmap of his love life. Why can't parents let their kids be KIDS without bringing all of these complicated relationships into the equation emotionally? I realize that life isn't always tidy but these decisions seems decidedly ELECTIVE and not born out of tough circumstance.

I reside in Ohio. On behalf of many many many wonderful sane residents of the Buckeye State, please don't judge us as a whole by the participants on this TV show! I realize that areas of my fine state may be harboring and nurturing some of these train wrecks but I assure you, great people of the internet both US based and worldwide, that most Ohioans are NOT the Danielle/Ricky/Seans of the world. I love you all and thank you. Hee.

Vidalia Pawn. That is the most contrived name ever, love it. What's the real mystery of John? Is he... 1. A serial killer? 2. Has no legs? 3. Has no penis? 4. Ate the umbilical cord? I'm not getting good feelings here.

Rachel and Corny must use the same video/phone filter. They both look thinner and younger and more attractive on their phones. Why can't Pole just send all that crap Fedex or UPS? It has to be cheaper than the airline. That's ridiculous. Don't they have amazon prime in Brazil? It must be cheaper to get stuffed animals from china than have Pole bring them over. And that's the poo emoji Pole.

Darcy should just put Jesse on one of those buses in NYC where he can jump on and off and see the sites. Less attitude with all of the information. Rachel (is that her name?) will soon find out when she leaves the country for the first time, that England has babies too. Diapers, baby food...the works. How does Scottie get her hair that blonde? Clorox? Her roots are as dark as mine and I can't get my hair above level 6 and that's in balayage form LOL. And if I know I'm going on TV I'm getting my hair done no? Is this not the thought of regular people? I didn't realize how vain I was.

Literally. And....literally. So Ricky is basically Josh looking for Aika...but even more of the Tits on a Stick version. He keeps showing off pictures of her to his friends....that doesn't seem pathetic at all. "She" is going to turn out to be a dude.

I cannot believe the number of challenges that revolve around “social media is changing the way we view food” bend. Food network has to be the most archaic example of a network leveraging social media! i also have to laugh at the importance of “the bite” in this episode. Watching Giada use her shark teeth to rip 8 molecules of food off a fork is the most unappetizing shot of any episode. I can see her teeth dragging on the metal tines. It’s worse than nails on a chalkboard. She makes everything super unappetizing! I like Manny because he seems wholesome and fun. I still think HaYaDoin is going to win though. Manny makes me wonder if in every shoot he is a Ree Thompson or James Hawk away from a gaffe in public. FN does a lot of food fests and live demos and I’d be afraid he would really get someone’s name wrong.

This pains me but the best pick for hate watching the next Bachelor would be Jordan lol. It would be exhausting and dramatic to say the least. I like Jason and Wills but wonder if they are too normal (read: boring) to be the next Bachelor. We already sat thru monotone Becca’s season. It would be fascinating too see Jordan have to peel off those layers to pick thru all of the women. On national TV. BIP is a hook up show so the goals are different. You can switch up based on the next person coming in. Bachelor is finding the love of one.....let’s see if his Keep it Real personality holds up. actually let’s not.