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Gah. Those fucking braces. I was enjoying the Ray and Abby dynamic the last few weeks. It was obvious it wasn't going to last, but I'm bummed that Tinsel Teeth ruined it, if only because I don't want to watch needy Abby anymore. Maybe she's over it though and won't react by being needy and shrill. I'm going to be so bitter if Avi ends up going down for fixing that murder for the asshole Finneys. I hope that the Bridget and her teacher storyline is done. I wonder how long Mickey will stay away, or if he'll even go. It almost looked like there was a brief flash of disappointment on Ray's face in response to Mickey agreeing to go so easily. Hopefully Darrel learned the hard lesson of never teaming up with Mick. Connor didn't do anything annoying, but he remains stupid. The banquet hall the Armenian mafia runs out of is in Reseda, not Glendale. Color me surprised.

But does the Charmin get their asses so clean that they can go coh-mahn-doh?

I liked their old ads with Coco Rocha. The new ones are definitely not great.

I feel like there's a really good chance that that would not go horribly wrong. Maybe just do it at work while nobody's looking (and make sure you are not caught on camera, just in case).

My current commercial hate is aimed at the Galaxy S6 ads with Chrissy Teigen. I assume her inane ramblings are supposed to be cute or charming, but I just can't with her and I seriously lose my shit when she crams her gaping maw with chips and then hollers like a frat boy to the people watching her on youtube. The one good thing to come from the ad is the phrase doggie-olas to describe dog nipples, which is a lot nicer than the term I've been using -- bitch tits.

My dog hates this commercial so much. I play it repeatedly just to upset her and then forget about my evil torture and later will wonder why she's being such an asshole about something else when clearly it is my fault. I'm sure this is going to be a big disappointment to you, but I don't think we can ever be friends. I have pretty much refused to order food over the phone in at least 10 years. If they don't have online ordering either on their own site or app or through a site like Eat24 or GrubHub, I'm not getting delivery or takeaway from them. I hate calling to order food. Inevitably you can't hear each other or understand each other or there's just too much going on in the background and the order ends up wrong. With online ordering the order is written down and usually ends up correct. Plus I just don't want to talk to someone if I don't have to. I ate part of a silica gel packet once. It might have been on a dare, but if it was, the dare was fueled by my obsession over what would happen if someone ate one. I never wanted to eat one until the big "DO NOT EAT" on it started taunting me. Same with spraying canned air in my ear, I never would have thought to have done it, but the picture on the can really made me want to. I managed to refrain from that one, although I did almost light my college apartment on fire by trying to blow out candles with one once. I've been terrified of my sinus irrigator ever since there was an episode of House about some horrible brain infection caused by a neti pot.

Me! Because I was introduced to the phrase by Jack McCoy. I think it might have even been in the episode where he talks about doing it bareback in court, which might be my favorite Law & Order moment ever. Her saying being in the water is why she joined the yachting industry made me roll my eyes so hard that I had to pick them up off the floor. If you want to spend time in the water be a surf instructor or something, but I would imagine being a yachty is zero percent about swimming. Would you let Rocky serve the food if you were trying to get a big tip? She's fucked up everything she's attempted, so I wouldn't be surprised to see her dump a plate in a guest's lap.

I know! And their tricks are kind of working on me because as much as I can't stand her, I do think she has a nice ass. But I am judging her for always having it hanging out.

I'm bummed that there's so much focus on Rocky. She annoys me enough, I don't need to see all the ways in which she is annoying. I hope this doesn't turn into the Rocky show. I like that Emile wasn't having it with Dan calling him Emilio. I'm glad that asshole Dan quit. Hopefully the best waker-upper ever will be next. I was too annoyed with Rocky to notice much else. ETA: I just realized maybe it's Don and not Dan. Whatever. I don't care.

It's stated up above that Meghan was setting Shannon up for a "prank" by not using her married name. I agree with you that it was a misunderstanding and not some devious plot. It then got blown way out of proportion by Meghan's calls for justice in the form of an apology and Shannon's bizarre over the top "I start charities" ranting and fleeing. Seriously, one of my friends just did a thing where she had a guest list. You had to give her name and say you were her guest to get in. I screwed it up and gave her maiden name at first and was standing there joking with her husband of 5 years about it when our other friend walked up and said he made the same mistake. We both were in the wedding party and like her husband -- I even threw the bridal shower, which probably had some kind of Mrs. ____ paraphernalia involved. It just happens sometimes.

To be fair to Meghan, she'd been married for about half a minute at that point in time. Forgetting the Edmunds was probably a simple slip up. I have friends that have been married for years and I still think of them by their maiden names -- not because I don't like their husbands or am disrespecting their marriages, but because that's how I knew them for 20 years. I usually catch myself and correct it, but I guess I'm a slow learner :)

Rocky and Don need to go. It isn't fun to watch them rage against the machine. The fact that guests seemed to have a great time, rolled with the punches, and just enjoyed the hell out of their vacation made them fun for me to watch. They didn't seem overly demanding and besides the foam party didn't have a lot of requests that created extra work.

As Vicki let us know, sometimes it just needs to be all about her.

It was a cheap trick, but I enjoyed there being so many possibilities for the grave. Connor was missing again. Maybe he's dead and his absentee family hasn't noticed yet. Bridget is probably the only one that would normally notice, but she's too busy trying to bang her teacher. I don't care about Ray cheating on Abby, but did he have to do it with Tinsel Teeth? I feel like this episode ended too upbeat (for this show) and too many things wrapped up too cleanly. I hope Avi doesn't get caught with the fake passport.

Unfortunately, I dislike her kids so much, that I don't mind her being a bad parent at all, so this doesn't help me with my Abby like train. She could push those kids off a cliff and as long as she kept being un-needy, not-whiny, and didn't fuck things up, I think I'd be okay with her. I'm sure she'll be back to her annoying self soon though.

I cannot imagine being stuck on a boat with Rocky. One of us would end up going over board. I'm not sure if I'd push her or jump though.

What's with supposedly classy Heather calling the water closet a "toilet room"? It just sounds so gross.

I might actually like Abby now and I'm totally annoyed by it. Ray tells her that Terry needs to move in and she doesn't even blink an eye and jumps to on getting a room set up for him. I'm sure I'll be back to being unable to stand her by the end of the season though.

I could see Bunchy thinking he was in love that quickly. He's immature and somewhat impulsive due to his molestation. I don't know enough about her to guess what her motivation would be and whether or not it's benign.

Vulture has an interesting analysis of Elliot done by a psychiatrist http://www.vulture.com/2015/08/mr-robot-elliot-alderson-psych-evaluation.html

Show of hands: Who's shocked that Mike fucked things up?

I had a Tandy computer with a 3.5" drive and a 5.25" drive in elementary school. I don't remember exactly when I got it, but it was in the 80s. 5.25" were still common then, but 3.5" wasn't hard to find -- I think most of my Math Blaster type games were on 3.5". The 3.5" drives were still kind of expensive back then though. When I bought my own computer in 94 or 95 it only had 3.5" drives as 5.25" were out of favor. I was a 16 or 17 year old buying a computer with my own money from my after school job that maybe paid $4/hr, so I wasn't buying the most expensive cutting edge piece of equipment. My dad bought the Tandy in the 80s, so it might have been extra fancy.

Tyrell putting the gloves on was a call back to when he paid the homeless guy to let him beat him up. He put the same rubber gloves on before starting the beating. I'm not sure if he didn't want homeless guy blood on him or if he didn't want to leave DNA on the homeless guy should things go too far, or both. Either way, the implication was that he was prepping for some violence. I don't think he was tracing, he was packet sniffing. In theory, I guess he could have hacked in and altered the TOR config himself, but if he could get in to do that, I don't know that he would actually need to make himself a node, as he'd already be in.

Do you really not see the difference between calling someone that you have/had a very close personal relationship with family versus claiming the ancestry of a family that booted your ass (not that Sonja is, but it's what you're talking about)?

I should be annoyed at Abby lapping up any little morsel of affection Ray flings in her direction, but I actually liked them together this episode. I don't know why. Maybe because it seemed like they were both trying. I didn't find Abby or Bridget annoying and Connor was missing. Poor dumb Bunchy. Things are surely not going to work out with that girl and him confiding in anyone about Ray murdering the priest is obviously not going to go well, even if it wasn't someone manipulating him specifically to get the info.