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yourmomiseasy

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  1. I agree, Shannon looked great. Maybe pre-party colonics aren't as dumb as they sound :)
  2. So how drunk were Billy and Rhonda? Yeesh. Pasture Mike's expression at Vicki comparing herself to Jesus made me laugh so hard that my dogs woke up and started running around the house barking.
  3. As Rocky's direct supervisor it actually is Kate's job to reprimand and correct her when she is doing something as ridiculous as dancing on the radar.
  4. I didn't DVR the episode, so I can't go back and check, but I'm pretty sure he was wearing a t-shirt, not a polo shirt. When he was arguing with Kate after talking to the guests it looked like he was wearing a t-shirt to me. I actually looked to see if he was at least wearing a polo due to her saying something about a t-shirt. I think they were just making fun of WASPy stereotypes.
  5. I'm so sick of hearing Rocky talk about how she needs a man, not a boy, and preferably James Bond. Because her annoying crazy ass is exactly what James Bond, let alone any together, non-crazy, mature man wants. Good luck with that, Raquel.
  6. Such a great post and so much I want to respond to, hopefully this won't be too confusing. I only left in the paragraphs I wanted to respond to and numbered them and will number my responses accordingly. 1.) Right? Leon was so unprofessional. He should have worn his whites and chatted up the guests a bit instead of just being like peace out and heading to bed. Way to make the guests feel like they are important. Sorry, dude, but you're in the service industry serving high end guests who expect a lot. Show them some respect and work it so you can get a better tip. I also can't believe he continued to talk to Kate like that in front of Captain Lee. He really doesn't seem to have any idea how to be a professional and is acting very immaturely. 2.) I was surprised how well she held it together when Leon was being so over the top. I wonder which demeanor looked better in the Captain's eyes when he walked in on them, the person being calm and collected or the one ranting irrationally and stomping out? 3.) Rocky is an idiot. When Emile is handling a situation more maturely than you, there's a problem. I love how she said she was going to write him a big letter and it apparently meant her lettering was going to be large. Seriously, she's an idiot and she sucks. 4.) Maybe the dinner was a big deal for him, he's paying a ton for it, I don't blame him for wanting it just so. It could also be that he wanted the menus as a keepsake, although I doubt it. Kate brought the guests in to see Leon during their initial tour of the boat. It was determined that would be done so he could get a handle on what they expected for the tasting menu. The editing made it look like he didn't use that opportunity to get detailed info or the details were just "go wild." Either way, it's his fault for not taking care of business. I think you are dead on that he is arrogant and thinks the guests are beneath him. 5.) I think this was totally the fault of the deck hands. They shouldn't have had the lines down where they could get sucked in. I can't remember who was setting out the jetskis, but I'll assume it was idiot Dane/Dale/Zane. She has also stated the reason she got into yachting was to frolic in the water and cook. Basically no reasons that have anything to do with stewing at all. I think it is common sense to don your whites when coming out to greet the diners after a fancy tasting/pairing menu, especially on a fancy mega-yacht that the guests are paying a shit ton to be on. There's a certain level of service implied. According to the Captain's blog, it wasn't just editing. Leon seems to be lazy and bad at planning ahead. Not a great combo. A like wasn't enough agreement for this. He didn't need to have it lying around, but he should have planned ahead and ordered it before the day of the meal. He had enough time to have provisions ready to go to get a fabulous meal on the table at a decent hour.
  7. It would be super hilarious if he just put a PO box for his W4, I9, etc. to keep her from finding out where he lives.
  8. Speaking as someone who gained a large amount of weight over a few years due to medical issues, it feels like shit and I doubt it is something she wants to talk about, let alone on TV. I don't discuss it with anyone. It's upsetting and a downer and I don't want to think about it more than I already have to.
  9. The editing on the Shannon has something stuck up her ass scene was amazing. I don't know if it is how it really happened in real life, but David just nonchalantly picking out a jacket while Shannon is whining about part of a colonic apparatus being stuck up her ass and frantically digging for enemas was gold. And then his "so I'll see you downstairs then?" So great. And then him telling the girls never to let anyone do that to them while he surgery scrubs his hands. He was really the star of the show for me tonight. I think he was just joking. He always seems a lot nicer and like he actually at least likes her when they are on the phone. Maybe he is uncomfortable being on the show. It seems weird since he's a on-air sports commentator, but maybe the cameras in the context of a reality show are more invasive and bug him.
  10. The characters on the show were worried that it was a decapitation strike.
  11. I used to have a really good benefits package and had it all figured out how I could take a free vacation at Passages -- those type of rehab centers always look really nice and relaxing on TV. I'd even be able to still collect 100% of my paycheck without using any vacation days. I only had 2 problems: 1.) I'd have to pay to board my dogs for a month and 2.) I'd never be able to drink in public again. I thought about going for some other type of addiction like internet addiction, but those facilities didn't look as nice. I guess the third problem is it felt really shady and I probably wouldn't be able to pull the lie off, but it was fun to daydream. It was on last night and yes.
  12. I had a basically brand new car and was t-boned (I think I might have had 1500 miles on it). Even the cops on the scene were sad for me and shaking their heads at my poor mangled car. It was over $30k in damage and it spent almost 3 months in the shop, but it wasn't deemed a total loss. It was always kind of creaky after that. My car before that one had 5 miles on it when my friend tried to park it for me and scraped the side down a pole. I was certain it wouldn't fit in the parking space, she thought it would. I've never been so sad about being right. So I guess I'm kind of someone that crashes new cars left and right, but so far have only totaled old cars. It must also be noted that I'm a weirdo that does stupid things in my cars like pick them up directly from the factory and then immediately traverse the Swiss Alps at night during a storm when all the roads are washed out. The safety razor disposable shave head refills that are kept locked up wouldn't be very good for slicing your wrists or someone's face. You'd need a real razor blade for that. These are just locked up because they are expensive and the package is tiny, making them a good target for theft. (Anyone remember Empire Records and Robin Tunney's pathetic suicide attempt with a daisy razor?)
  13. It's all over the news that she just killed a very high ranking government official. She's politically high value. In real life Russia has given Snowden political asylum and he doesn't even have a Russian spy mom. I don't know that she'll be able to leave the embassy without getting arrested though, so it might not be the best long term solution to her problem.
  14. Do we really know for sure that the Sandwiches are all destitute and barely hanging on to Mapperton and it's not just an angle to give Julie a reverse Cinderella storyline for the show? Given Julie's husband's medical problems, it make sense they wouldn't necessarily be living the high life, but is it a known fact that Mapperton also drained the coffers? The husband did get a malpractice settlement from a doctor -- I think it was ~£1.5M. That wouldn't be enough to live an opulent lifestyle, but Julie should be able to at least get her hair done. I liked Caroline and hated Annabell last season. This episode had me reversing my stance and I just can't deal with my world being turned on end like that. I really liked Sophie, mainly due to her pretty hair, before she opened her mouth. Now not so much. I wonder if she's always such a shit stirring bitch or if the booze just brought it out of her.
  15. My initial thoughts: 1.) Why does no one call an ambulance? Maybe I'm a pussy, but when people are bleeding out from being shot, I would call an ambulance, I would not drive them around in my car (and not just because I don't want to get blood on the seats). There's no way they were going to keep the police out of the situation at Mickey's, and it isn't like they were taking Terry to a mob doctor or vet to keep his injuries on the down low. On that note, I'm stupidly concerned with where the priest was taking Ray. They were going the wrong way for USC Verdugo Hills so maybe they were headed to Glendale Adventist, which I think might be a better hospital and only a couple of exits from where we left them. That view of Downtown as you come over the hill on the 2 is one of my favorite things when driving up in that area. On a further tangent, it is hilarious to me that the priest appears to be situated in the Glendale area, but the Armenian mafia hangout is way out in Reseda. 2.) Bridget is an asshole in so many ways, but the worst for me was when she left the front door wide open when she ran away. I have to watch again to form more coherent opinions about everything else.
  16. After watching Mickey trick the brain trust at the pool party, I've been trying for a week to decide who is the dumbest Donovan and still can't.
  17. I think it depends on the locale. In the states many places now have cottage food ordinances, in some instances, like California, it was response to the recent trendiness of artisanal foods. Health regulations are a lot different in Europe though, so I can't speak to what the ordinance is in London and I'm way too lazy to look that shit up.
  18. I think you just solved the mystery of where Zach has been the last couple of episodes. He's hanging out with Nikki being useless and playing board games.
  19. She got it off the cop that Eichorst drank the schnapps out of's body. It was in his cop belt and she got it out with her feet. Eichorst normally seems pretty fastidious and like he wouldn't just leave bodies laying around littering his torture room (any vampire that's got such a nice white torture room is probably a little OCD), but I guess he left it there to menace Dutch.
  20. I don't see how Avi comes out of this mess clean unless they just drop that thread. Even if he's clear of the murder, they have a picture of him traveling on that fake passport. Maybe it just won't be worth it to pursue those charges?
  21. I can agree with all of this, but Marissa lost me when she kept going on about Juliet asking her to throw her a birthday party. What we were shown didn't seem like Juliet asked her to throw a birthday party, Marissa just took it upon herself like the martyr she is. It was, however, super rude and presumptuous of Juliet to ask her to change venues and uninvite people. Maybe that's what Marissa was talking about.
  22. I'm so lost. Juliet is a total PITA, but I didn't think she had asked Marissa to throw her a party. To me it seemed like Marissa was hosting a Thanksgiving party like she always does, Juliet was feeling lonely so Marissa included her and maybe tried to make it seem like they were co-hosting (this was probably also for the show, not just to be nice), but it was Marissa's way or the highway on everything, so I don't know that Juliet was considered a co-host. Juliet wasn't happy and mentioned it was her birthday as a way to try and make it seem like she had more claim on the day being special to her to try to get her way on setting and in response Marissa shoe-horned in some birthday crap like a turkey cake not made out of turkey. Juliet then decided to do something else because she was not into Marissa's fake Martha Stewart party tyrant bullshit. I don't think Juliet is a saint, but I also don't think she was going around asking multiple people to throw her a birthday party. Speaking of fake Martha Stewarts, I can't decide if I like Caroline Fleming or if I think she's trying to damn hard to be quirky. For some reason she just didn't seem genuine to me. I can't stand Annabelle, but I did like her calling Marissa a striver, even though I didn't enjoy the down her nose way she did it. Also, I can't remember, is she an aristocrat or just a socialite? Because Julie calling Annabelle the Idiot's Guide to be an Aristocrat confused me because I didn't think she was titled or anything.
  23. I got home just in time to see the closing credits and notice she was in the episode and then went back and watched and decided she was the singer because that was the only person she could be. Admittedly, I'm horrible at faces, but it was hard to recognize her because she wasn't as pretty as she normally is.
  24. If I've learned anything from watching NCIS, it's that a sniper shot through a glass window is considerably harder than one in open air. Since his chances of success were probably dubious at best, waiting to not shoot through glass was probably actually a smart call. There's probably other things to consider too like the distance and angle of the spy spot. It was probably pretty close since the spy gear was working, but the angle might have been wrong for the shot to work and I think Palmer's office is really high up, so there would be considerable wind. I mean, it's not like it was going to work anyway, but whatever.
  25. Gah. Those fucking braces. I was enjoying the Ray and Abby dynamic the last few weeks. It was obvious it wasn't going to last, but I'm bummed that Tinsel Teeth ruined it, if only because I don't want to watch needy Abby anymore. Maybe she's over it though and won't react by being needy and shrill. I'm going to be so bitter if Avi ends up going down for fixing that murder for the asshole Finneys. I hope that the Bridget and her teacher storyline is done. I wonder how long Mickey will stay away, or if he'll even go. It almost looked like there was a brief flash of disappointment on Ray's face in response to Mickey agreeing to go so easily. Hopefully Darrel learned the hard lesson of never teaming up with Mick. Connor didn't do anything annoying, but he remains stupid. The banquet hall the Armenian mafia runs out of is in Reseda, not Glendale. Color me surprised.
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