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So whoever said that Lala meant her actual mom when she said "Mama covers the overhead" or whatever it was about her rent was correct. Actually, it's embouchure, which is what he said. He's a douche, but if he played trumpet in marching band he probably got yelled at about his embouchure a lot and knows the word. Those fools spend a lot of time buzzing into their mouthpieces to work on their embouchure. I enjoyed the various talking heads of James talking trash. He's funny when he's not an asshole. The editors must hate Scheana. (Just like everyone else) Of course the douchelords have a big discussion about how the why of of cheating is what's important and not the actual cheating and the girls are too caught up on the actual cheating. Assholes.

I saw someone wearing one inside an In-n-Out and felt like an old prude too, but I feel like I don't need to see ass while getting a burger, it's unsanitary. It wasn't even at the beach.

There's really no reason I can think of besides being a dick. They were not filming yet, he and Jax were getting along, and I doubt Brit did anything to him to deserve it.

I heard Jax on the radio last week. I think it was on Jeff Lewis' satellite radio show. He said he's trying to get back into shape for filming and that it's harder now that he's older and that filming started around Memorial Day (I think). He said he'd been getting along with James, but Brittany went to See You Next Tuesday and when she walked in James started playing or singing a song called "Jax and Faith" and Brittany was mortified and crying and had to be taken out of Sur, so Jax and James are feuding again. He also said he hangs out at Sur a lot because fans go there to see the cast and he knows that the fans are why he has a job. Jax was actually kind of charming and I could see falling for his shit if you didn't know he's horrible.

FI used to amuse me, but now I can't stand his sanctimonious ass. Arianna is rubbing off on him. Feminist Icon/semi-reformed yacht prostitute Lala sure does cry a lot for a tough girl.

Well, when they showed Katie's teeth my immediate reaction was to remember Scheena's tragic tooth injury and how she threw the biggest fit because Stassi didn't call her after her "major" dental surgery and how unfavorably that bullshit compared to Katie. Maybe she was doing the same thing. Or she just didn't like that she wasn't the center of attention. I think the more correct term for Schwartz is probably problem drinker.

The doctors at the health center in college tried to force me into domestic abuse counseling more than once and I'd just be like "I carried some boxes around" or "I tripped while I was drunk" and they would think I was pulling a ran-into-a-door excuse, but I am always just covered in bruises because I'm clumsy and bruise easily.

I watched all the episodes from the second one until this one yesterday to catch up, so I'm not sure what episode it was, and I wasn't paying 100% attention, but Craig did say "your pattern sucks, lady" about something he was sewing, so I think he does some simple construction from patterns and not just embroidery, but he sure does love his embroidery feature and I don't blame him. I'd be embroidering everything if I had a fancy embroidery machine and not just a sewing machine. I'm not quite understanding why Naomie is so crazy angry and bitter. It's not like Craig totally fucked her over or cheated on her or something. She wasn't happy with where he was in life and he wasn't happy with her nagging him about it so they broke up. Honestly, if I had reality TV money coming in and didn't need to have a real job I'd just garden and sew and do other crafty crap just like Craig. So Naomie is ambitious because her parents did the work to open up a restaurant?

I think the change in schedule had more to due with Cam's pregnancy than the weather.

There are rats in Los Angeles, especially downtown. You don't see them scurrying around on the ground that much though. I think in general roof rats are a bigger problem. They love palm trees, bougainvillea, and citrus trees -- so basically, the quintessential LA landscaping.

My interpretation is that Erika is a condescending snippy bitch.

Kyle is always happy to listen to anything Lisa wants to share about anything that is upsetting to her, like that one time Lisa wanted to talk about her lawsuit at dinner.

"Oh yay! It's almost time for part 3! I can hardly wait!" -- said no one.

This is all I could find without a lot of work. It doesn't really touch on looks, but gives you the flavor of what Rinna was doing.

Cameron Hayes, Jimmy O, and Lyla all at the Angels Flight crime scene made me wonder if any other SOA actors will be showing up.

And Tom isn't reading any of them.

This makes sense. I couldn't figure out why he hired such shitty assassins and there was no way I was going with "the team's just that good." As everyone else said, not gay, and what makes it any nicer than anyone telling you you look nice? Also, Patterson doesn't need anyone to fix any computer for her -- she can do it herself while solving puzzles and helping Weller diffuse a bomb at the same time.

If they're hazel ish green and she's wearing purple ish eye makeup it'll make them look more green. I can't remember who was wearing what, but I know there was a lot of purple going on. I do the purple eye makeup a lot because green contacts look super fake in my opinion.

I take this back. After 2 months of watching Stassi's stories off and on he seems super extra and like it would be exhausting to be around him. Or maybe I'm just a PMSy grouch. Not sure if it is referencing the podcast I listened to or not because I can't remember which one I listened to, but it probably is because I doubt Jeremy's on a lot of them. It was the worst. He seems super dumb and the way he talks is annoying and the hosts were falling all over him.

But if they waited it wouldn't be the finale party. There has to be a party in the final episode of the season, no matter how stupid the reason. In my version it is more than 5 years in the future, but FI hangs in for a long time hoping she'll finally give in and marry him until finally they break up. Then he randomly runs into her a couple years later and finds out that she married the guy right after him and popped out some kids, all rather quickly, and FI then quietly cries to himself once he's alone.

In theory she lives with Tom and wouldn't even need to send him a copy, he could just borrow hers. Or she could hand him his own during all the time they spend together in their shared residence.

Culver City is in LA. It is kinda smack dab in the middle of the Western half of the basin. The part her show was in is probably equidistant from downtown and Santa Monica (~5 miles) and just south of Century City (3-5 miles) and Beverly Hills (3-5 miles). Hollywood and WeHo are also very close. It's not like it's up in the valley or some shit. Distances are estimates, I live 1.5 miles away from the location of the show. For years LA Fashion Week was at the Smashbox Studios in Culver City. But that's not where Dorit's show was. It was in a strip of warehouse buildings that is being torn down to build an office campus. I thought it was already all being torn down in October, but maybe not. I couldn't tell you if it is even torn down right now or not even though I was across the street this weekend and drive by all the time, but most of the stuff in that strip closed down last summer. Anyway after Fashion Week stopped being at Smashbox it splintered off into a bunch of shows that are in different locations. The one that claims to be the "official" LAFW was on Sunset this past March, but was downtown last October, and I think it will be in Beverly Hills this October. I don't think they just leave the runways up for weeks and weeks waiting for any scraggling 3rd tier fashions shows that might need them -- the production spaces are used for all kinds of things. What a tiny little dump :) He did a lot of celebrity events in the 90s, so I could buy that someone working on the movie knew of him even if he wasn't "famous". But I also think a lot of his affect is a put on.

Just like Kyle is the one that winds things up. God, I hope this bullshit isn't 3 episodes long.

So Liz's big plan was to kidnap a woman with unknown ties to Garvey and tell her everything she knows but can't prove and literally say that she can't prove anything. Because obviously that would make the girl flip on Garvey and not just tell him everything Liz knows. Was Liz planning on chaining the girl up in Tom's old boat prison if she didn't flip? Maybe criminal master mind genes skip a generation (assuming she's Red and Spymom's kid) and Agnes is already a brilliant strategist that can plan circles around Lizzie.

I'm getting ads for "G-string Monokinis" on my phone ☹ This is worse than when Bethenny made me get uterine fibroid study ads.