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That's definitely an apt description. Wikipedia agrees with you... Johnny Cash called Mellencamp "one of the 10 best songwriters" in music.[7] I was in preschool/early elementary when he was in his peak, so even though I knew his career was impressive I didn't realize the extent. Holy crap.

So aside from hanging TVs, driving boats, making out with waitresses/hostesses at Toca Madera, having a likable penis, and being in houses owned by family members; what exactly does Rob do that is so manly?

It looks nicer on the site than it did on TV. I'd be happy staying there, but it's not some kind of fancy lakeside palace.

Thanks for the verification from someone who has been through both. Honestly, I was thinking if child birth was worse than the eye injury I didn't know how everyone wasn't an only child. ETA: Mine was a needle to the eye too. I forgot I was holding one (due to taking migraine medication that caused me to have basically no short term memory) and then went to do something by my eye. So dumb and so painful. The migraine medication also killed my appetite and I couldn't remember that I hadn't eaten so I was super skinny, so it wasn't all bad ;)

I was guessing you had it on preorder.

I don't recall you ever acting like Erika walks on water and/or is the world's top performer. I don't think she was rolling in a K hole. It's more of a floaty hallucinating high than a jittery sweating talking fast situation.

The eye stabbing was an accident. It was just a scratch really, but it was the worst pain I have ever been in - like curled in a ball trying not to puke from the pain. I've never given birth though, so that might be worse :) I have a pretty high pain tolerance. I've broken my shoulder and my nose and didn't know about either being broken until doctors asked when I had broken them. I used to dislocate my bones all the time as a kid and sometimes still do so I'm kind of blase about that. I fractured my wrist roller skating as kid and just got back up and kept skating so my mom didn't take me to the doctor until days later when the swelling wouldn't abate. I've only had stitches once and that wasn't a big deal, but since I severed the nerves in the area it might have hurt and I just didn't know it. But so in my opinion eye injuries are super painful compared to just about anything else. My dog kept giving herself eye ulcers ~2 years ago and I felt so bad for her knowing how much it must hurt, but she's super stoic and didn't make a peep about it. I have rain boots, but I don't understand how they work at all. Like I thought they would go on over your normal shoes and that is clearly not the case so do you just carry your real shoes with you and change when you get places? That seems so inconvenient, but walking around in rubber shoes all day seems bad too. I can handle mist. I'm kind of just concerned about stuff that I don't know to do. Like my friend moved to Portland and he says he has to keep a bin of some stuff in his car to suck the moisture out of the air so it doesn't grow mold. And I'm sure there's all kinds of house maintenance stuff and other things. It'll be like Adrienne Maloof trying to cook chicken. There's just no base knowledge there to even know what isn't known.

NTSH.

The talking head of Erika saying "you very politely look at them and say 'I can see up your skirt'" in sweet dulcet tones intercut with her bleating "I can see your puss" was fantastic.

This is interesting to me because I think there are a lot of ways to interpret different feelings. For instance you can not care what people think about you because you are secure or because you are too self-focused to care what others think. I can think of 2 people that post on this board that would.

I had to wear a patch once because I stabbed myself in the eye. It was probably pretty obvious that it was for medical reasons and not just that I felt like being a pirate and I still felt like an asshole and I know for a fact that someone I worked with for some reason decided it was a choice and talked shit about me being an asshole because of it. Water can leave marks depending on the leather and you don't want a nice or expensive purse to get messed up because of rain. I've been known to carry some of mine inside my jacket when it rains even if they are stain protected. I think a few of the HWs from various cities need to get the memo re: pedo chic. The Marge from NJ said on WWHL that she wears pigtails because "who doesn't want to bang a girl in pigtails." Infantilizing yourself to be "sexy" or "bangable" is gross. I don't know. I've been trying to figure out a way to monetize all the time and brain cells I've wasted on Real Housewives and have fallen short. I feel like the BH gang wouldn't be able to handle drunk Dorinda. She gets kind of gangster. Although I guess so far the only bitch she's cut on TV has been herself. I almost didn't pass a class because it was a morning class during El Nino and getting to it in the pouring rain in LA rush hour traffic was the worst and once you got there you were soaking wet and it was an old building that was super cold. I'm currently contemplating a move from LA to Seattle and the rain has me wondering if I can do it.

Actually, he died trying to catch a mass shooter, not chasing them. They stopped the mass shooter and also stopped him from falling down the elevator shaft. The faction just guessed at random numbers. One was found out when he used the number of a traveler that had died 6 months prior. It's "burner" phone - usually a cheap prepaid purchased for cash at a liquor store or bodega so as to be untraceable by law enforcement. In this case the burners were modified to communicate on a secret infrastructure built by Simon. Since Jenny was faction it is highly unlikely the drops came from the Director and far more likely they came from the Faction. Wasn't the the Director also offline during that period? Marcy and Trevor may have dropped it so quickly because they were too wrapped up in their own lives and all the extraneous drama that brought. Jeff gets away with things because he's a cop. Same reason Grant gets away with a lot of shit. We've been shown them jeopardizing the mission or breaking rules for those people over and over so it doesn't seem that out of character for the team to do it again. Grant went off mission to save Kat from the plane and planned to break a directive by having a baby with her. Trevor kidnapped Grace to try and keep her from dying. Philip saved that kid and didn't let Trevor blow himself up. Marcy was MIA or went off mission a couple of times because of either David or personal issues. I can't remember if Carly went off mission for her baby, but it seems like she probably did, although I think of all of them, she's the most mission oriented and sticks to the rules the most often. I can't tell you why the Director puts up with it though. It has been said on the show that trips to the past are a one way ticket. Grace was shown to be very upset about not being able to return to the future.

Don't forget the Tito's. It isn't a Bravo party without Tito's.

She'd just deny it anyway just like she did the Toca Madera thing.

I know. I need to go back and watch seasons 1-3 now. There were so many great things. Kristin telling her boss to eat a dick and getting fired was also great as it was part of the whole Miami Girl thing, but I think that went on over a couple episodes and wasn't really a big fight.

I think credit goes to FI Tom or Jax. One of them said on the show that he looked like a baby muppet. I want to say it was FI, but Jax seems more likely to shit talk James. A handy-off sounds kind of dirty. That cabin wasn't even Rob's. It was his family's (probably his sister's) and even though housing prices were at a peak 11 years ago it probably was only a few hundred thousand dollars even with lake frontage and dock. It didn't look like it was in a fancy pocket at all. But it's all happening for Scheena and she's getting to lie the life she deserves in their happy spot that is owned by neither of them (same with Rob's "fab" BH house). I'm not sure that I agree about the James and Lala fights being the best. They are nonsensical, but not epic. I'm not sure they'd even make a VPR top 5. For sure there's Chunky Sweater Vegas fight, Stassi's Cabo birthday fight, the fight about Jax and Kristin banging where Stassi slapped Kristin, the fight about Jax and Kristin banging where Tom punched Jax in the head and Jax is all bloody and Scheena starts crying about her teeth, the beemer selfie fight where Scheena ended up in the hospital and FI sends the epic crying apology video, the NOLA drag fight, and probably at least a few others that are super epic. That scene where they are sunbathing and most of the talking was done by Scheena, Lala, and Raquel made my ears bleed. Jesus. The witches of WeHo on their motorized bikes made me nostalgic for the period in my 20s when my friends and I would spend our evenings cruising around Hollywood on Razor scooters. I had a basket on mine for liquor store runs.

I said something like "Je suis tres desole" and handed over the money and didn't bat an eyelash when they didn't give me change. I think they must have also asked for my driver license and I gave them my California one and had to translate it because I remember a conversation about hazel eyes because in the US it's kind of a catchall term for a lot of colors and they don't have that in France. I was just super polite and used the little French that I speak to at least convey that I was trying and not just being all stupid American about it. It was kind of scary. They surrounded me on motorcycles and forced me off the auto-route, which given my limited experience with interactions with law enforcement seemed totally over the top for the minor speeding I was doing, so at first I had no clue what was going on. It could have been totally legit -- they do have on the spot fines in France, but it just seemed totally sketch being they were keeping the money in a dirty envelope and wouldn't give change. Aside from surrounding my car and escorting me off the road and into a trailer and taking my money they were super nice to me. I went to Italy last year and really loved it. We didn't get pulled over at all, but we've been getting crazy traffic tickets in the mail recently. Our cars had German tourist plates so the tickets are in Italian and German and it takes a long time to translate them because they are long and full of legal shit. But Italy is really beautiful and I wouldn't avoid it just because of that. I did some reading once we started getting tickets and it sounds like some areas are total speed traps, especially if you have tourist plates, and driving should be avoided. We didn't have any in person LEO interactions. I'm white, but had an African American traveling companion. Most of the places we went in Italy it was like if we lost him we could just look for the only black person in the area, but it didn't seem like he was getting stared at or treated poorly.

If you look on the previous page, someone posted about the house last month when she bought it.

Oh, I know it! These forums and links I click from them are the only Bravo internetting I do and still my phone has decided I need Real Housewives and VPR alerts. It's kind of embarrassing. For while I was getting adverts for some uterine fibroid study and it was totally Bethenny Frankel's fault. I'm surprised I don't get Valtrex ads during VPR season. It is really funny to me though that I've typed/read pages with Toca Madera enough that it's apparently my number 1 restaurant pick. It's ~3 miles from my house and I've never bothered to go. The only time I've ever even thought about it was when the chucklefucks were saying it every other sentence.

This kind of describes how I did math class up until Calc 3 or Diff Eq (I can't remember which one burst my bubble) except instead of just not paying attention I often slept. I went on Open Table today and this cracked me up. They seem to think my dining tastes are as bad as my viewing tastes.

Depends on day of week and time. Any night after 9 or 10 pm should be on the light side unless there's freeway construction, which they do at night. Usually most of the traffic is in the LA area portion of the drive and that's the worst from like 8 until 10 and then 3-3:30 until 7 or 8 on weekdays. On weekends you've got to go early to avoid it.

Me every time I foolishly buy a white shirt: "Maybe I'll get to wear this more than once." I bought white pants last summer because white capris seemed like just the thing for a Mediterranean vacation. They made it through vacation unscathed and made it another month before I gave up. My dogs get little paw prints on the legs before I can get out of the house.

That is not with traffic. Well, maybe like 1pm weekday traffic.

Many countries require tourists to carry identity documents showing that they are in the country legally. For US citizens this would be their passport and when applicable visa. Aside from border crossings etc. I think I've only been asked for my official "papers" once and that was when I was escorted off the auto-route by the Gendarmerie for going less than 10km/hr over the speed limit and they demanded payment on the spot in cash and put it in a dirty greeting card envelope, so I feel like maybe it wasn't really official business. I keep my passport on me, but keep a copy on Dropbox and my global entry card and driver license at the hotel (also with copies on Dropbox) just in case I need to get an emergency passport at the embassy if something happens. I suppose if you had a passport card it might make sense to keep that on you and keep your book at the hotel, but if push comes to shove that might not be good enough since it doesn't have entry stamps.

Things only have to be posted a couple of times before they become "boards true". Often times the original poster isn't even being serious, they are making a joke or using hyperbole, sometimes they are simply asking a question, but it just seems to take off.