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Pasta is a little more involved to make than toast.

If Erika doesn't want to be gossiped about behind her back then she shouldn't partake in gossip behind others backs. Two examples shown recently: in the Facetime call with Rinna in the car on the way to Dana Point Ericka initiated gossip about Kyle and Dorit; in the current episode as soon as Ericka sits down at lunch/dinner in NY she is the one that initiates the gossip with "Did you fill her in on the latest and greatest?"

By the time Dorit came on the scene all the info about Lisa not getting hugs had already been on TV.

It can take over 2 hours with traffic. I've had it take almost 3 on one recent miserable Sunday. Late at night it's not that much over an hour. Of course it matters where in LA you're coming from. I'm close-ish to the freeway.

Given the timing I could see them thinking that she wanted it to appear on camera that she was staying when she really wasn't and that would be weird.

He didn't look distressed to me. I think he's just one of those dogs that has a tongue that doesn't always stay in its mouth. I grew up with one that was always getting her tongue stuck to the carpet when she was asleep and it cracked my 5 year old self up every single time. BWAHHH! I think it was flowing pants and the abstract print was black, red, and light apricot or taupe. Maybe she decided any leaks would be camouflaged (I kid!). Whenever I've got a crime scene going on I think "Damn, Drake must have murdered my vagina." I know it isn't what Amanda Bynes meant, but oh well.

So we all pretty much agree that Patrick is the absolute WORST, but I guess at least he doesn't make fun of Stassi's vagina (that we know of), inlike Arianna's ex George Glass.

Giggy does a lot of public appearances, but whenever Ken and Lisa are shown at home on RHOBH they are usually interacting with various dogs and not just Giggy. On WWHL the other night it was said that Schnooky, the Cocker Spaniel they got in 2015, is Ken's favorite. (In case you were really wondering about Gigi and not Giggy, while she's definitely Yoyo's favorite, the udder ones occasionally get attention)

I guess Harrison and Giggy didn't get the memo about them just laying around stoned and never barking.

You guys! It's Tuesday! Big party at Sur! I kind of feel like I want to go to See You Next Tuesday and support DJ James Kennedy because he's been hustling so hard. Then I remember it's James, it's SUR, it's leaving the house, and the only jeans I have clean have Mod Podge stains and I don't feel like doing laundry. Oh and it conflicts with RHOBH.

Arianna says "when Tom chooses to spend time with everyone else over me it makes me feel like he doesn't want to be around me," but when he made his deal with Lisa and wanted to celebrate she chose hanging out in a closet with Scheena and Lala over doing that with him. IDK, it just seems like FI puts a lot more into the relationship than she does and she's full of shit. Scheena looked like queen prostitute. Her crown was dumb and so was her teddy/jacket combo. I don't get how cheap lingerie equals queen. Lala actually looked like less of a prostitute than usual. I feel like Jax is a predator grooming Billie. I mean maybe he's just being nice and making small talk, but it's Jax.

My mom called during VPR so I only caught the end live. I need to go back and watch the rest, but I think I'm going to torture myself by watching the Summer house shitshow. When I told my mom I needed to get off the phone because it was Stassi's fucking birthday she told me I need to rethink my TV viewing habits. What a hater. But she might be right. On a show filled to the gills with horrible people, Patrick is the absolute worst. Why was Stassi so happy that he decided to show up? She might be an asshole, but she could do better. He actually makes me angry. He might be so shitty that he makes Jax look good. Of course FI has a costume guy. Probably in the speed dial spot right after his braid guy. I can't believe Katie got stuck paying $1400 for Stassi's party. Stassi will probably pay her back, but it is still super shitty.

I think it just depends. My little brothers are in their twenties and don't act stunted but in my head they are still in diapers. When we were on vacation last summer one of them needed extra socks and a couple shirts and I went to the store to get them and got him some Star Wars underwear too because obviously little boys like under roos. I also still call them both the same nicknames I was calling them as toddlers. To be fair, I think how he treated the party is the exact same way he approaches his shifts at SUR. It's been said more than once that he's the laziest bartender there.

So what I'm hearing is that Ariana doesn't look in the mirror every morning and thank her kitty for taking the D like a champ?

My loud one prefers howling. Luckily it isn't all the time, but it's still annoying when she does it. She's lucky she's cute.

Yaaaassssssss! The Stassi and Katie fight in Cabo on Stassi's birthday is my favorite VPR thing ever.

Some dogs are just quiet. One of mine only barks when someone comes on our porch (or if I'm on an important phone call because somehow she knows). Other than that she rarely makes a peep. If she whines at all I freak out and usually end up taking her to the vet because it must be serious business. Her doctors and the technicians at her doctors' offices have also commented on it and that if she makes any noise at all they know she's really unhappy. She has chronic ear issues and is never happy with an ear exam, but if she yelps, whines, or cries during one, you know it is really bad. Usually she just uses her eyes and body language to communicate. She's my little shadow and I usually don't have a problem knowing how she's feeling. She's noisier asleep than awake and will actually growl and make little bubbling noises while sleeping. I have heard her growl a few times when awake. My other one is more verbal and has a whole vocabulary of barks, howls, cries, and growls. There's definitely a difference between a bark, a yip, and a yap and dogs owners know. There was actually a study done where different types of barks and other dog noises were played for people and dog owners could identify the scenario that invoked the noise better than non-owners (i.e. danger, excitement, attention, etc.). I'm a sucker for this type of research, so I always end up reading the articles on it.

I am counting the minutes until I hear Stassi scolding "It's my birthday!" Classic Stassi. Someone needs to put together a supercut of her saying that.

I believe Camille hosted everyone at her vacation home in Aspen. It was the trip where Taylor climbed into a suitcase while weeping and ranting. Camille had a chef to cook all the meals.

It's not just that. The proper shaped glass also helps direct the wine to the appropriate section of the tongue to best enjoy its attributes. That's why some glasses are taller than others and some have tuliped tops, etc.

I know. I'm just now getting around to watching it and it's more of a chore than something I'm excited about. It's like a switch just flipped for me and instead of finding these women entertaining, I'm finding them tiresome at best. I have had period strategy calls with my sister due to vacation worries. Solutions have included ultra tampons with a back-up of the giant Always overnight pads that are like diapers. I have gotten into a blow out yelling fuck you back and forth storming out fight over someone not putting their damn phone down. With all the petty etiquette bullshit I feel like I'm watching season 1 of Potomac but with more money and worse wigs.

100% Lorena is the one taking care of that puppy, so it is a good thing she was excited about them getting it. Some douchebag on Below Deck already did the jet skiing on to the yacht entrance. It was as lame as it sounds. Having looked at PK's instagram yesterday or the day before (I pulled an all nighter last night so it is all blending together for me now), his older kids are in a good amount of posts. There's a pretty cute video of Jagger with his older sisters and some pictures of PK's two sons hanging out together. I have the same-ish age gap with my little brothers so it brought out some memories of when they were little for me.

He has a picture with his parents in London in late May and I think the party was late August/early September so it isn't like it had been forever since seeing them. Maybe the surprise of it and that Dorit had thought to fly them in made him emotional?

Maybe Dorit's boobs were this bad last year, but no one noticed because they were overshadowed by the shit show on Eden Sassoon's chest.

If everyone just pops into Ralph's for a crudite or cheese platter or a cake that's a seriously shitty potluck. There was a party in previous seasons that was like that and everyone talked mad shit (maybe Dana/Pam's game night? Erika also had a party w/o food, but that's not what I'm thinking of. I'm thinking of one that specifically had just cheese & crackers and crudite etc. not even a hot app, and everyone got shit faced and fought and blamed it on the lack of available food). Also, is there really a lot of community and camaraderie in everyone plopping down a premade platter from Ralph's? If that's all that's going on, I'd rather just have someone else pick my platter up and give them the money since it'd be more efficient. In my opinion, Teddi's potluck is a shitty idea due to logistics. She's in LA. In LA the colloquial understanding of a potluck is everyone brings a dish and combined those dishes make a meal, not there's a lot of pots and you take what's in them or it's a girls night or anything else. She should also be familiar with how long it takes to get from LA/BH to her house in Dana Point and understand both food safety and even just the food not being so great after it has traveled in the car for so long. Also what to bring is apparently left pretty much up in the air. There are only a few people going. What if they all bring cake? Is it a Teddi's grilling and everyone else bring sides kind of deal? Rinna read a lot of info about biking and margaritas and hotels and working out on the beach and whatever else, but there didn't seem to be a lot of well thought out specifics around the potluck. Maybe they were there and glossed over and we'll hear more next week. Until then, it seems like a stupid and poorly thought out idea. Someone's instagram showed slot machines with a similar design. I saw them yesterday, but don't remember where and I can't fall into another rabbit hole of watching adorable Jagger videos. That kid is really cute and has the sweetest little voice and hilarious dance moves and PK posts a shit ton of videos of him. BWAH! ETA: Not sure a gambling party was a great choice for PK. You know how some people drink too much but aren't alcoholics? They just are bad at making decisions and/or being adults? It kind of seems like he might be that way with gambling, granted I don't know the facts, but it does seem like he's made some very bad choices regarding gambling.