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I was also siting there thinking maybe Peter's more attractive in person and then I remembered that I've seen him in person and I don't think he was.

I'm sure there's a Westfield somewhere in the valley having an event that needs a hostess. She's been in actual therapy since she was 5. She talked about it on her podcast maybe a month or two ago. She said even when she was 5 she new how to manipulate the therapist though 😞 They asked her to draw a picture of her family or something and she made everyone smiling because she knew that's what they wanted to see. I have no children, but puppies are pretty exhausting. They are cute so your don't kill them because that couple of months where you are exhausted from them needing to go out in the middle of the night every night is also when they are having accidents and getting into things and just being terrors. But unlike babies, no one will call CPS if you lock you puppy in the bathroom for an hour because you just need a break and you can also leave the house w/o needing a sitter. And they are easier to potty train and train in general. I've never met a kid that will sit still and be quiet for 5 minutes for a belly rub and a baby carrot. She wore the denim shirt/shorts combo to her photo shoot and it was actually a lot better than a dress for that. It was comfortable to sit in while having her hair and makeup done and could be taken off without ruining her hair and make-up. Usually people show up for photo shoots like that in comfortable clothes, not dressed to impress.

I am here for Ariana and Kristin being unlikely best friends. I also enjoyed FI showing Kristin all the upgrades they'd made to the shitty apartment. Did anyone else notice the paint peeling by the front door when James stormed out? I knew Schwartz wasn't getting $100 bills because five stacks wouldn't look that impressive, but I lost it when he opened up that case and it was full of fives. The puppy shower was such a sad gathering of second and third tierers. At least enough people showed up so that James and Raquel got airtime. I'm pretty sure the reason James got so upset at FI's shitty apartment is he saw all his airtime slipping away. Great job on the editing. Katie didn't even walk away to put the food order in when talking to Lisa and it still magically arrived 10 seconds later. And then Lisa is apparently Joey Chestnut of tuna and couscous because she's done and handing off the dirty plate by the time the conversation is over 20 seconds later. True story, I couldn't pay attention to Jax and Brittany at therapy or Lala's show. So if something awesome happened, I missed it.

So according to Erika, it is impossible that her and the others are really getting the backlash they are and it must be bots. Ooookay. https://realityblurb.com/2019/04/13/rhobh-erika-jayne-admits-lisa-vanderpump-might-not-be-behind-story-leak-responds-to-backlash-from-fans/

https://realityblurb.com/2019/04/11/vanderpump-rules-ariana-madix-reveals-tom-sandoval-salary-from-tomtom-bar-discusses-issues-with-lisa-vanderpump/ Nothing shocking, but kind of interesting. FI still bartends as SUR because he gets tips there and hasn't made anything off of TomTom and Ariana doesn't like that it was so hard to get a contract in place.

It's going to be Lit AF, total 🔥🔥🔥 (insert eyeroll) Lala's panic attacks are very performative. With her growing up in California this stumps me. I just randomly sent my 17 year old niece a text asking if she knew who he was and she came back with a correct answer instantly. No wonder his check bounced. So Raquel sucks less just because she's only fucking James to be on tv? Lala has access to a PJ and they are all actually friends with Kristin, Katie, and Jax. No one likes James and all he's got are a beemer and bottle service at a stupid 18+ club in a mall so there is no reason to forgive him. Agreed. You could almost see Raquel having Winnie the Pooh flashbacks when everyone was turning down her invitation. Poor thing just seems so dim. That being said, I don't blame anyone for not wanting to hang out with her and James. I'm so over Billie feeling entitled to invites to things because feeling left out is a trigger for her. Just because you don't like feeling left out doesn't mean people have to invite you. Get over yourself. In my opinion she just has a general air of entitlement overall and that might have to do with how she copes with her life experiences, or it could be that she feels she brings a lot to the show, but I don't feel like giving her any leeway because I think she's an asshole and not in an amusing way. Overall this was a fun episode. Not a lot happened, but there were some funny scenes and lines.

Kyle is going to be a fucking mess when she loses Kim -- there's so much dysfunction and guilt in their relationship. An she's said that she fears getting the late night phone call about Kim. So she, out of anyone, should be able to put herself in LVP's shoes. How do you think she would respond if someone said to her "I have stuff going on in my life TOO! while she was grieving that loss? Damn, if it was a housewife there goes my theory on it being PK. And in true Kyle form she's cackling over her own not funny joke. This is some housewivey level of semantics. People have posted that they hope the law is enforced It was a simple resolution, which can never actually turn into a bill or a law. You can tell by the designation of H. vs. H.R. https://www.lexisnexis.com/help/CU/Serial_Set/About_Bills.htm https://www.house.gov/the-house-explained/the-legislative-process/bills-resolutions

That wouldn't change the fact that Dorit still dumped the dog.

The article isn't why Dorit is being called a puppy dumper. She's being called a puppy dumper because she dumped a puppy off to an unvetted "loving" home and it ended up in a shelter. Or her reaction to Kyle wasn't calm because she was emotionally frayed due to still grieving for her brother that committed suicide. How exactly is this "law" going to be enforced? If Lulu/Lucy did have fear issues like the article states and those issues were present while she was with the Kemsleys, and they ignored the signs of her saying "back the fuck off, I'm scared," then it isn't crazy that one of them got a nip. Honestly, PK's "horrible bite" on his nose looks exactly like what you'd get in that type of a situation if you were an idiot and put your face right up in a scared dog's grill. Just the kids being kids and moving around too quickly and unpredictably could have instilled the fearfulness. One of mine had a major aversion to being picked up or having anything near her stomach because she had a rash on her belly as a puppy and the medicated wipes I needed to use on it probably stung. She's desensitized now, but will still sometimes flip out if you touch her belly while she's sleeping. I was still trying to get a handle on her issues when it was time for her to be spade and having a dog with those issues with an incision on her belly was very difficult. Not only the Eden thing, but there have been many times when Rinna has flat out lied and she has admitted as much and said that she will say whatever she wants whether it is true or not. I believe it was sometime around the coke in the bathroom accusations that she said she'll just make shit up when she's angry. It reflects poorly on VPD because that dog should have never been placed in Dorit's home. She should have never been given a small dog nor a puppy. It is questionable if she should have been given a dog at all. Ostensibly the screening wasn't properly done because she was Lisa's friend. I've gotten a dog bite before from breaking up a fight. I took a picture to send to my mom with the message "look at what an asshole my dog is." I've also taken pictures of a gaping wound while waiting for an ambulance so I could send it to my parents and siblings to gross them out. Same as my sister sending pics of my BIL's broken wrist bent at weird angles while he was waiting for it to be set. So is Rinna always starting fights during meals to avoid eating manipulative? My dogs take antihistamines during seasonal flare-ups when steroids would be overkill. The first day or so they might be a little lazier than usual, but then they get used to it. Antihistamines are not the standard of care for most allergies and skin problems in dogs though. The newer medications like Apoquel and Cytopoint are more targeted and have fewer reported side effects. Certain corticosteroids are also more common for treatment of acute flares, but not for long term treatment (at least they shouldn't be used for daily long term treatment). For allergies immunotherapy can also help reduce symptoms. If Giggy's shit is really crazy though they might also have him on a pain killer like Tramadol and that could cause some drowsiness. Why yes, I do spend a lot of time (and money) at the dog dermatologist.

Denise may or may not have married a starfucking gigolo with a made up job that was created just for the purpose of meeting unhappy rich ladies, but I think he really does care for her kids. I can't with the Johns. They are annoying and lame. I loved no one knowing if the resolution passed and saying they felt dumb. Let's be real. Who is benefiting more from this stupid charity spin class, Teddi or Lisa? I'd say more people are paying attention to it for LP/VPD than allin by Teddi. Teddi isn't doing these events out of the goodness of her heart. She's doing them hoping that LVP's name brings attention to her business. And her petty speech at the end was ridiculous. I just don't have the energy to go in on thirsty, shit-stirring Rinna. She's just so ridiculous and so obvious and so odious. I love that Erika's proof is all the know-nothing numbnuts telling the same story. Congrats on all jumping to the same conclusion, it doesn't make it true. On my list of people more likely to have gone to Radar there's PK, Dorit, Rinna, Kyle, either of the Johns, numerous people from production. The wording proves nothing, Rinna has been making a schtick of imitating LVP all season. And Rinna saying LVP taught her how to leak stories also means nothing since 1.) Rinna is an admitted liar and 2.) if true it means Rinna also knows how to leak stories. Personally, I don't think LVP is above leaking stories, but I don't think she's guilty this time. One question I have though, is what is the untruth that is being peddled? That Dorit is a dog dumper? Because that's actually true. And really, is "was the dog behaving badly, or were your kids?" so damning? Small kids and puppies are a bad mix and it isn't unlikely that her kids were not gentle with the dog because that happens with little kids. All these morons clutching their pearls and staying up at night over this bullshit is hilarious. Fucking idiots. I might like Kyle's friend. She has a diaper wearing dog named El Chapo and she shouts at her shot drinking child on camera. I'm so glad Kyle is replacing her ugly cocktail rings. I think Lisa Rinna isn't the only one that often wonders how it works between her and Harry Hamlin. I loved Harry explaining propaganda to dumb ass Rinna and her not realizing she's the biggest spreader of it on this shit show. Kyle driving on the go-pro cam looks a lot different than Kyle in the fuzzy lens talking head cam. I felt so bad for Lisa being so excited for Kyle to come over only to be bitten the ass. She looked so happy and it was sad to see that go to shit so fast since she'd been so down in the dumps. How the fuck was Ken holding Giggy, holding the laptop, and wildly pointing all at once?

Did Kyle and Teddi shop the clearance rack at the stupid hat emporium together?

I do not think that "pretty much everyone" that has moved to LA in the last 50 years is trying to reinvent themselves. Source: I live in "the heart of LA" and the majority of the people I know live in LA. In my opinion, some that has a "persona may be one that was invented whole cloth" is a faker in that they are faking their personality and life. I do find the rest of your post too dense, but not too redundant or wordy.

Agreed. That doesn't look like a basement and in general houses in LA do not have basements and if they do it is usually a "California basement" which is just a hole in a ground for the furnace, hot water heater, etc. Fully finished below grade living spaces are usually found on hillside houses and are often guest houses with separate entrances. Also, I have a very similar video of my dog. She is nicknamed monkey for a reason. I read that closing a door on a dog in a tiny room is not good, it is better if they can see out, so I bought a puppy pen and used a section of it to keep the puppies in the bathroom while I was at work. They were too little to be trusted to have free range while home alone -- at this point even when I was home they had to be within eyesight so I could make sure they didn't get into trouble. Crating a dog while you are gone all day is beyond cruel and counterproductive to crate training, so it was not an option. The bathroom is large, was set up with everything they needed, easy to puppy-proof, and easy to steam clean. Every day when I came home my little shit would greet me at the front door the other would still be in the bathroom. At first she was wedging herself out between the door jamb and the pen piece. So I secured it better. Then it was another thing and another thing. I kept foiling her escapes and she kept finding new ways. Finally a I was stumped and put her in the bathroom while I was home and hid around the corner to watch what happened. I was so surprised to see her climbing out like a little monkey using the cross bars like a ladder. I had to find a baby gate without crossbars that was also small enough to fit in my narrow 1920s doorway. Eventually they were old enough for house privileges. My dogs are far from abused -- like their dermatologist has mentioned before that I might be a little bit of a crazy dog lady. I still think that Lucy was provoked when she nipped - I'd need more proof to label her a biter. I still think that Dorit is wrong for how she handled Lucy. I still think the Kemsleys shouldn't have a dog. I just don't think that video is that damning.

I think it actually depends on the time of year because they do daylight savings time on a different date than we do. However, I know* that they repeatedly filmed Katie/Tom and Brit/Jax coming home from Mexico on or around July 20th of last year and I assume it was this trip and both places were on DST at that point. *I went out with a friend that lives in the building that night and his neighbor that lives up on the chucklefuck floor came with and when asked what they were filming up there all day said it was Brit and Katie coming home from Mexico. Nope. Believe it or not, most people living in LA are just normal people. Not a bunch fakers trying to come up. Everything else you posted is just way too much for me to unpack. I'll leave it to someone more thoughtful and eloquent, probably @HunterHunted

Last week or the week before they talked about how they go to couples therapy. Stassi feels like it always ends up focused on her. I don't know if she's going to individual therapy, I'm guessing no. It's like she just heard the no spicy and no citrus and the no alcohol part went in one ear and out the other. I loved Kristin this episode. She was funny. Jax amused me during the farting with "you're wearing white pants!" and "it went in my mouth!" Otherwise I'm feeling pretty ambivalent about this episode. I mean it was mostly fun, but for some reason I just don't care. It might be me and not the episode though.

I just don't think he's any worse than 36/37 year old Schwartz or 39/40 year old Jax. At least he has a real job and doesn't seem to be a pathological liar and serial cheater. People are just used to the arrested development and shitbird shenanigans of the regular chucklefucks. Don't get me wrong, I think he's extra. I just don't think he's worse than any of the other guys on this show. Honestly, I think a lot of them will start slowing down since they are all buying houses. I'm no stranger to the boot and rally, but spending $$$ going out drinking every weekend loses its luster when you've got a mortgage to pay. Although they probably get a lot of comped shit, so who knows.

I don't think everyone is as young as you think they are. Median age of opening credits cast is 33, with or without LVP. Add in Raquel and Beau and the result is the same since they are on opposite sides of 33. All the guys on this show, save James, are 35+. James is about 26. Raquel is about 24. Lala is 28/29. Brit is 29/30. Everyone else is squarely in their 30s, with most of the women being 30-35 and the guys 35-40. I think the better question, which Jax has asked before, is why is James hanging out with these olds. I think Shay might disagree on the not exaggerating to villainize front. I'm going to disagree on the not feeding off of drama. I don't think she's a shit stirrer, but I think she likes drama -- especially if it garners her attention.

The whole plot was started off with Aram blabbing Samar's secret without any torture whatsoever, so yeah, he needs to realize he's not Fort Knox.

I'm tired of Aram being a naive little goofy puppy tripping over his own giant paws. Even if he's not a field agent he's at least technically kind of a spy/agent and spends all of his time with spies/agents and criminals. You'd think at the very least the fake girlfriend would have taught him to not just trust everyone and everything. Also, Lizzie didn't do anything annoying this week because she wasn't on screen enough, but if I was Red I'd put her up for adoption.

I don't know, he sure seems to love having the Agency logo splashed all over the screen.

It doesn't. I thought it was broken and since the place was only a few months old I wondered how janky it was to already be broken. I was just driving/sitting in traffic though, so maybe it looks better if you get out of your car.

Just go into it thinking that LA is a traffic-ridden shithole and then you'll be pleasantly surprised when it is not that bad rather than going in expecting it to be the glittering gem portrayed in TV and movies and being disappointed when it isn't.

How upset does everyone think Kyle is that Denise's wedding kept a party that was probably full of Agency logos off of TV?

It's because he's the one that sold the story, so he was happy to jump on any theory that pointed blame elsewhere.

And then LVP is the asshole for asking who was better around the way girl Anyone that saw the dog could have guessed it was part chihuahua Picking lemons every day isn't that great. I have a lemon tree. They have giant thorns and attract vermin. Rinna also straight up admitted on camera that she made up the people doing coke in Dorit's bathroom accusation because she was angry. I believe it was Rinna. My main take away from the episode is that I still cannot stand Rinna. She is the absolute worst.