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Lisa telling Scheena "relax a little bit, let it come to you," AKA don't be so thirsty and a crazy stalker and it going right over Scheena's head was funny-ish. The guys talking about being the little spoon and Jax's commentary cracked me up. It looked like Beau also had a WTF look on his face. Scheena just showing up at guy's night was so cringe and the conversation was double cringe, but the texts were hilarious. It's too bad she can't puzzle out that those texts prove nothing except he was playing her to get in her pants (and an Apple Watch). He was working a lot harder than his sleazy ass needed to though. I don't think creepster became a fuck boy after Scheena, I think he always was one. Everything about Scheena is cringe, including how gleeful she is to lord over the Low Rent 4th String Commando Witches of MDR. But "Don't say he has a big dick, say he fucks weird and breathes in your ear" from Charli was hilarious. Lisa's dogs' luggage is much nicer than my dogs' luggage. FI Tom is and always has been such a little bitch. Sometimes he's funny, like when he's shaving his forehead, but he's still a little bitch. The comic was hilarious -- especially James. Anyway, FI just looked like such a pissy asshole rolling up scowling and spoiling for a fight. Schwartz was spot on calling FI and Ariana an echo chamber of negativity and saying FI was condescending. How is Schwartz the mature, pulled-together Tom? I don't blame Stassi for getting upset that FI was fighting with Schwartz at her event, but the "how dare you come in here like that" was over the top since it is marginally his bar. Stassi wasn't wrong about the jealousy. Anyone remember how jealous he was of Ariana's book until she let him horn in on it? I just don't care about any of the new chucklefucks. Maybe they will grow on me like the barnacles they are.

So I toyed with the idea of going to Stassi's book event at TomTom. I was like I'm not super busy and it'll be entertaining. But then I saw that I had to go to the Grove and buy her book for a wristband and that seemed like too much work and then I thought about standing in line outside TomTom waiting to get in and I think maybe it was hot that week and my level of commitment was far below two different 15 minute trips from my house, buying a book, parking in WeHo, and standing in a line, so I noped out. This fight made me a little sad I was so lazy. I hated pasta as a kid, especially mac and cheese. My mom was very annoyed about this. I would eat spaghetti and lasagna once I was about 13 or 14, but it had to be fresh pasta. I became more accepting of pasta as an adult, but I don't think I ate mac and cheese until I was in my 30s because that shit grossed me out and then finally I tried it and it was amazing. I also refused to eat at McDonald's from about 3 or 4 until about 16. There were other standard kids items that I wouldn't eat -- I was probably a pain in the ass for my mom, but I started cooking for myself really young, so maybe that made up for it 🤷‍♀️

You are confusing two topics. The troll was a poster, and the scones were about disagreeing about whether or not Kate had been exceptionally mean to Kate. I don't think anyone wants to respect the unfunny puns and sexists comments.

Not only that, it was super cringey when she kept saying "I love you" waiting for him to say it back and he just turned his head.

IDK. I think his general dislike of people is about the normal level of someone that works in retail. If I'm remembering correctly all of the men we've seen him kill have been secondary to an obsession with a woman (they got in the way) -- except Hendy, but that was to "protect" a woman and in service to him being a nice guy. If you are a woman and dare have your own agency and go against the narrative that he's created in his head, you're dead (or at least assaulted and buried alive). He talks all this woke bullshit, but women are things to him, props to move around while he's playacting at being the romantic hero.

I've lived in LA for almost 25 years and So Cal all my life. I don't think I've ever seen a palm tree on fire just randomly. If they do catch and are not well maintained they go up like a mofo, which is one reason why all the illegal fireworks are so dangerous. Donut Man and their seasonal fruit donuts is a real thing and is way better than Krispy Kreme.

I think the conversation showed that he didn't want children because he was sick.

I don't think turning this into "an attack on [her] personal sense of safety" exonerates her as well as she thought it would. Also, she liked this sweater enough to wear it for what was undoubtedly a "photo shoot" for her blog, so I question her judgement in general.

Typically, but dairy free baking is pretty easy, especially these days. About 15 years ago I used to bake vegan treats for a guy and the dairy was easy, the egg was always the hard part, but I think that even that has readily available substitutes these days. So with lunch it wasn't just the pizza, one of the starters was a giant bowl of burrata. Not only did it disregard the preference sheets, but it was a serving bowl with what looked like two 1lb balls of cheese in it, which with burrata seems like an awkward way to serve it. Mr. Dobson is an idiot.

That's an interesting observation because Joe definitely playacts being a woke feminist and is totally a mysoginist.

I grew to like Forty, so I was ind of sad to see him shot. Something was kind of off about Love the whole way through, but I kind of want to rewatch knowing the end to see if it was obvious what her deal was if you knew. I like Love and Joe being crazy soulmates, but of course as soon as he gets what he wants he doesn't want it. I'm surprised Joe hasn't been caught yet though, he's really bad at realizing cell phone location can be tracked by the police.

I think he did figure out that her boyfriend was the killer, he just didn't know that the boyfriend was Joe until Candace said it was.

Yes, usually where there's been pedestrian deaths. Unfortunately they will usually do jaywalking stings instead of focusing on the motorists. At least from what I have seen in and around LA -- especially in the valley. I've seen it around schools too. I think a jaywalking ticket in California is around $250. The street it was portrayed on in the middle of the night isn't a place I would expect it as it wasn't high traffic, but I think the cop was using it more as a stop and frisk situation.

I'm assuming the grocery store is based on/making fun of Erewhon. I used to work with the owner's son maybe 15 years ago and asked what the name meant and I remember he said it was nowhere backwards, except it isn't and something about a book. It's like a more pretentious, way more expensive, and more organic indie Wholefoods. I can't shop there, it's too kale-y and too expensive for me. (The son was actually a cool guy and not like Forty).

It's a lot more than most people do.

It is a derivative of an old Welsh name Branwen. Branwen features prominently in Welsh literature from the 12th century. It isn’t super common in the US, but isn’t just a made up name and is more common in other English speaking countries like England, Ireland, Australia, etc. I’d say it’s kind of on par with Siobhan but possibly a little more common. I think maybe people that pay attention to things more on a global scale than just US-centric are more likely to be familiar with it. Saying it is dumb just because you are unfamiliar with it is kind of problematic.

Not going to touch on the Ashton/Kate/Tanner mess. Everyone else has already said it. I don't care if Ashton is a dick, I still cannot stand Rhylee and think she is her own worst enemy. If she wasn't such a pain in the ass to be around and talk to, she would be treated better. How is having to use bowline knots "unfair to [her]"? It's pretty fucking standard. As a programmer working in a department of programmers I've had to adhere to coding standards. Back when I wasn't the one setting the standards I had to do what the boss wanted I couldn't just flip out and screech that it was unfair to me that we had to use spaces instead of tabs or whatever, or I'd be looking for a new job. Jobs everywhere in all industries have standards that are set by your boss that you have to follow. If you can't tie a bowline get out your phone and google it and practice, I'm sure it wouldn't take any time to learn. Plus, isn't there some little pocket book of knots they all have anyway? It seems like we've seen the deckhands practicing knots before and using a little book -- maybe it was Bobby and Malia?

Thank you! I am nosy too, but also lazy. I am making myself giggle trying to come up with what it could be. Did Kam use the wrong fork at dinner? Did she shop at Target? Did she mail out thank you notes late? Did she say F-ing in someone's face?

Too be fair, most brilliant mind on RHOC is a pretty low bar. She probably is the smartest and then maybe Kelly. It's slim pickings. I was assuming Shannon's UTI was because she's so fun and having so much sex with her new guy. So Tamra's "look at how Kelly sits there and twitches her lips" was another dug accusation, no? It was hilarious when they cut to a clip of Kelly just sitting there with her lips completely still.

I'm not saying she's not a bigot, but she's also kind of an equal opportunity asshole, so maybe without seeing the footage they thought that's what was going on, or they just don't want to commit to such strong words as racist/bigot on camera even if they feel that way. This being Bravo, she could somehow weasel out of it at the reunion and leave the ones calling her out looking like the assholes. I guess also they didn't know if it was all just going to be edited out. Kary has talked about her prenup repeatedly. According to her she gets nothing and all the wealth is in Eduardo's family trust. It is possible if he works for the family business that a lot of their belongings and expenses are covered through the business or the trust and he collects a very small salary, so the proceeds of the marriage are minimal. We already know all the real estate is owned through the trust. I'm assuming the Redmond house is in both Brandy & Brian's names. I don't care about LeAnne and Rich's condo. I wonder about Cam's house. I'm assuming that one is own by the Wescott family trust.

I didn't even realize it was the Montel Williams lady that was being shipped off -- even though she was shown in the previouslies, I just can't care enough about the mustache twisting bullshit to be way invested. If he shipped the lady from TV off to the vent farm that is just ultra stupid and deserves to be outed. It's like he wants to get caught.

I think there might be some super sketch places where it is dangerous even with a film crew. I used to work for a major media company and our travel and expense policy outlined that in some places it was an allowable expense to bribe the local officials for protection. I don't think Thailand is one of those places though, lol. Very easy to say when you are of Western European heritage and most likely present as white and live in the modern age. Your ethnicity gives you privilege. That's like saying you wouldn't be upset if someone called you rich. It is very kind of you to do all this emotional labor.

at least harder than the writers, I'm sure 😄 I think I was 9 weeks premature and even in the 70s it wasn't that big of a deal. My biggest hardship was having to wear doll clothes for the first part of my life because they didn't make real baby clothes small enough. I think at most that baby might have needed oxygen and an incubator for a bit, but it wouldn't be like "OMG, let's keep the baby in as long as possible." It was stupid last week when they were acting like that too, because wasn't she already pretty far along last week? I'm not sure how much time has passed. I super do not want to see Mena raising a baby. As much as I want this storyline over, I've been dreading it because I fear it's going to end up with Mena having a baby. Re the veg farm, wouldn't as least one family come to visit and be outraged? I know most families probably wouldn't, but there's going to be that one person that insists on it and blow the whole thing. I'd like to think there are surprise inspections from the state for certification, but probably not.

I think the point is it was not a "season finale" but rather a mid-season finale/fall finale/winter finale.

The truck actually said Monitor Moving Company. I assume they use Monitor as a front to find victims, but are semi-legit and only send the kill team when they have a match. People often do shit for Red just because he's Red. Katarina's neighbors are Liz and Liz's neighbors. I can't remember if she lived in the same place when Tom was murdered, but I'm sure enough other stupid Lizzie shit has gone on that smoking doesn't even register.