Oldernowiser
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So I was thinking maybe the stupid kiss photos were a generational thing, but last weekend I saw my nephew’s wedding album. He’s slightly younger than these two chuckleheads and he and his now-wife are the happiest newlyweds I ever saw. There is one photo of them kissing...at the end of their vows. One. In their wedding photos. Nope. The Dullards are wildly overcompensating.
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Josh & Anna Smuggar: A Series of Unfortunate Events
Oldernowiser replied to maraleia's topic in Counting On
Melanoma. Moronia. Malaria. -
The more they brag, the worse it is.
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The Other Duggars: The Lost Girls and Amy
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Pet peeve: just because it’s a little kid singing does not change the fact that it’s ATROCIOUS and hurts to hear. -
Famewhores beget famewhores. Anyone who marries into the Duggardome is halfway down that road...Reverend FP and Lauren are just the worst. So far.
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That’s the most genuine facial expression I’ve ever seen on him...and it’s over a stupid tie. Felicity, now...she gets it. That’ll practically a Samuel-quality WTF expression she’s got going on.
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Josiah and Lauren: He Has To Marry Somebody
Oldernowiser replied to frenchtoast's topic in Counting On
And sees Josh there every time...and they pointedly turn their backs to one another.- 6.4k replies
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Ding ding ding! Oxnard
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Every time I read Oxnard, I think of Big Bang Theory...”I have to move in with my daughter in Oxnard!!! And we’re not talking Oxnard at the beach, we’re talking Oxnard at the onion fields!!!”
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Josiah and Lauren: He Has To Marry Somebody
Oldernowiser replied to frenchtoast's topic in Counting On
I am SO OVER people curating their lives instead of living them.- 6.4k replies
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JD and Abbie: Captured Before the Rapture
Oldernowiser replied to frenchtoast's topic in Counting On
I like to believe that they’re as happy as they look and they’ve decided to create their own world away from all the hypocrisy and bullshit. (What’s Fundiespeak for bullshit?) I kinda wonder if Abbie shilling for Schmattas R Us and doing it much better than Jill might have caused a rift? But Jill is only a Duggar By Sufferance these days, so I doubt they would shun Abbie on her behalf. -
Mine was, “putz.” Yiddish is the all-time greatest language.
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Josiah and Lauren: He Has To Marry Somebody
Oldernowiser replied to frenchtoast's topic in Counting On
Um, maybe this is her delicately bitchy way of describing their sex life?- 6.4k replies
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And...he learns nothing. He has a pout mouth. I can see him getting his panties wadded pretty easily.
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Six syllables. Total genius. Bravissimo.
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Show them the silk Rembrandt pocket square...in EUROS.
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Now I’m having fun with potential Michelle headstones... -Could have died 19 times. Finally did. -Joyfully unavailable -Who’s the sainted matriarch now, bitches! Others?
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Okay, so I am jetlagged out of my mind at the moment but Derrick does look better post-surgery. I will give him that. Honestly, if he were a funny, kind, smart, generous self-deprecating kind of guy, he could actually be attractive in a gangly quirky way. But as science has yet to perfect the total personality transplant, he just really really isn’t.
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Dumbshit. Translation: I had no idea that evil heathen book existed because I’ve been living under a bushel basket for my entire life.
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My hero....
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It’s not even the real Kama Sutra, is it? It’s some fundie knockoff. I hope the Goddess Kali hunts them down and smacks them around with all her hands.
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So maybe she’s hiding a giant bald spot?
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Oh, Jill. ” I’m so excited!” ” We’re excited to have you!” These people have zero sense of context...or irony.
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Lame-a Sutra? Karma Sorta? This needs a more accurate name...
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Oh dear God MAKE IT STOOOOPPPPP!!!!! What’s next, a recipe for lube made out of canned soup and tater tots?