Oldernowiser

Felicity has a head!!! (Seriously, is this the first photo without some kind of bow/headdress/beanie that we’ve seen?)

I wonder how much medical care she was getting, because Jesus or because she didn’t want it or because JimBob. She was relatively young these days and many strokes can be avoided with the right care.

This is how Ma and Pa are going to slither their way back onto the show. Hell, they’ll probably have Josh give a tearful eulogy. 🤢

I don’t know what would happen if something were to go wrong with this pregnancy. I don’t think she’d come out of that for a very long time, if ever.

That’s probably why Jessa is still alive.

I’m beginning to wonder if Lauren needs professional help...this is getting weird.

WTAH is she wearing? Some kind of green pantaloons and polka dot boots?

She had had a couple of mini-strokes and couldn’t drive, or do I have that wrong?

JB has more money.

At what point do even the leghumpers come to realize that the Duggar Patented Shit Happens Birth Plan is just plain stupid? When someone dies in childbirth?

You know, to me the ONLY positive to being a member of a family this massive is that there should be someone around to pay attention when you get old and more accident-prone. Instead she dies because there was no one there to pull her out of the damned pool. It’s ironic, sad, and, frankly, borderline negligent.

Oh, honey. Derrick and empathy in the same sentence... I do admire your idealism!

Sigh. I’m going to hate myself for this, but Derrick isn’t entirely stupid. Apparently he did manage to get through college without getting his skinny pompous ass kicked on the regular so he had to get along with the GoingtohellPeople at some point, at least. The point I’m hating myself for making is that he probably has at least some sense of what this stuff looks like to non-koolaid-guzzlers, which is something nobody else in that crowd seems to, not even Reverend FP. Or he just doesn’t give a shit. Also a possibility.

Cousins. You moron.

Are you kidding? They’d clamp onto you like vampires for Jesus. I once accidentally said hello to a Jesus door knocker in the apartment complex where we lived while our house was being built because I got her face confused with the apartment manager’s. The predatory gleam in her eye as she lunged toward me still haunts.

I believe “Not lying, technically” is the Duggar family motto.

“Dedicated Soul Winner” sounds like a Motown dance show from 1975.

God, this is genius. Bravo!!!

He lied.

I get what you’re saying but nobody would choose to drown.

Michelle isn’t going to like being left out of that obit one little bit, especially as she is now the Matriarch Whose Ass Must Be Kissed.

If she’s living out of a suitcase right now I understand the dress disaster. That hat? It has “I had NO idea how high maintenance this hair was going to be” written all over it.

Nice save attempt. Someone has some sense. Yes, take pictures with family. FOR THE FAMILY. Maybe for friends. But when the matriarch JUST died tragically, posting famewhore grin photos on public social media is completely tone deaf. WTF with these people...

He posted this today????

Jinger shopping at Citrus and Lemon these days? Does that poor kid’s head ever see the light of day? I’m probably projecting because I hate tight-fitting hats, actually I hate any head thing. Makes me sweaty and itchy.