Oldernowiser

I can see Reverend FancyPants trading Jinger in for a younger, hotter model in about ten years to assuage his ego and make for better eye candy. If his LA career implodes the way it’s likely to his ego is going to take a severe beating. And he’s pretty insecure now.

I doubt “what Josiah likes” mattered one whit in marrying him off for all eternity.

How is it that Anna looks less pregnant than Lauren? (Or Josh, for that matter...)

Is “don’t give a damn” an option?

Here you go, Jill... Job 15:28 "He has lived in desolate cities, In houses no one would inhabit, Which are destined to become ruins.”

I confess...all newborns look exactly alike to me.

I wonder if the fact that Abbie is now shilling for L&C (and doing a much better job of it) had some effect here.

Such a cliffhanger!!! How will viewers contain themselves!!!??? (Seriously, how does this dreck continue to limp on...)

I’m getting ”Paul is dead” flashbacks. For most if you, this was a thing in the late 60s in which an increasingly hysterical rumor was out there that Paul McCartney had been killed in a car wreck and it had been kept a big secret except for certain lyrics in the latest Beatles album...some of which you could only hear if you played the record backwards. I still don’t know if it was a clever PR tactic or a rumor gone BSC. But I really don’t give the Duggars that much credit for cleverness, evil or otherwise.

So if Jessa dies, does Bin marry Jana? (Hi, Jessa.)

No semi-coherent trilling tweets from Ma and Pa about the latest blessing and how it’s somehow all about them? Or was I just lucky and missed it...

Then the patriarchs can have their own damn babies. That’s just sick.

Very unlike Jessa not to be in some photo by now...

Because of Blue Ivy? Queen Bey beat her to it... Okay, I still don’t get it. I never had children but I can tell you that this girl would have gone to the hospital and begged for drugs about an hour after conception. Do you get some kind of Fundie merit badge for home births?

So why are they calling it a home birth if they ended up in the hospital? It’s like they have their autopilot turned to “lie.”

I might have conflated that...he was a policeman, yes? Or am I mixing that up, too...

That makes sense...but then why oh why doesn’t the ingrate thank his mother loudly, publicly and often? And maybe say something about his dad’s sacrifice that helped make all of this happen? It’s bad enough if he’s lying about the TLC money. It’s freaking heinous to lie about a deceased father’s life insurance money, especially given that his father died in the line of duty, IIRC.

Wow. If you don’t count the weird turban thing this is all so...normal. Normal name. No drama. What is Bin putting in her Starbucks? (And keep up the good work, Bin.)

Okay, I remembered Graefin finding this for me way back in March. You were warned. That’s all I’m saying. 😱

Maybe she applied some filter that distorts faces without realizing it? #graspingatstraws

Free food. Open bar. (Well, that’s what it would take to get me in there. I can’t promise I won’t roll my eyes, snort derisively, or pointedly check my watch, even still.)

It looks like she has to pee...urgently.

If I can count your nose pores YOU ARE STANDING TOO CLOSE.

And there’s also his jaw surgery and orthodontia.That isn’t cheap, even if he was on his mother’s plan thanks to the evil librul ACA. There are deductibles and copayments. Maybe he had it done through Medicaid? Come on, Derrick, pull your jaw up by your bootstraps!

Why doesn’t he just say he has an internship but not where? The “I’ve been working since I was five” and the “donate” stuff is why he’s getting grilled now. Combine that with claiming they’re not getting any of that evil TLC money... He’s lying. That makes people who really do work want to prove it. Human nature.