Oldernowiser

From that photo it looks like some kind of old RV. Although why one would decide to whip up a batch of chicken broth in a camper surpasseth my understanding...

Wasn’t there also a stuffed owl or something? I see your fountain pen and raise you custom-made gold stamped Bibles AND Gucci loafers. Did something all “Leave Brittany alone” happen here or am I hallucinating?

Well, I’m hating myself a little for defending her... 1) She went to a Holocaust museum, presumably voluntarily. (OTOH, if this turns out to be a TLC-driven plot device to fill the giant sucking hole that is “making these people less insanely boring” they are all dead to me.) 2) She’s not denying the Holocaust happened, which some in her Fundie world might. 3) She didn’t pull a Jill and use a bunch of stupid emoticons. 4) She didn’t say anything about the arms of Jesus or outta here. That said, selfies are a sickness I hope the zeitgeist gets over and soon, because there is a time and a place and this isn’t it.

“And have an amazing day!”

I deliberately DON’T plant it because I don’t want zucchini for years. Seriously, Jill. Buy a seedling, a pot and one bag of dirt. Done.

That picture doesn’t match the messipe. Where’s all that “spaghetti sauce”? Especially considering how much water that zucchini must exude under foil for so long, there should be a big watery pool of red juice.

First prize, one outfit from Cheap & Wrinkled. (Second prize, two outfits from Cheap & Wrinkled.)

Okay so she’s scraping out the seeds but mixing them in with the filling goop? That’s...odd.

An hour? For precooked browned meat and a vegetable that’s 89% water? Gross.

If in fact they trotted out the victims and their molester to their church congregation, I’m pretty flabbergasted it took as long as it did to become publicized. That’s one big fat scandalous secret about local “celebrities” told to what is essential a village within a small town. It had to be all over the county within a week.

Tasteful. ETA: Is that the round house, aka The Pizza Oven?

Those are only his real estate holdings, right? Regrettably, he probably has a shit ton of TLC money socked away tax-free and offshore somewhere.

The restaurant probably has actual A listers who eat their food who would never be so tacky as to coopt their IG page. Reverend FP is embarrassing himself with all this poser crap.

Doodlebug, standing ovation. Perfectly said. For me, it comes down to the family suing others for accidentally violating the girls’ privacy while simultaneously and deliberately exploiting them for decades. They don’t get both.

He made it to the top five, was in a double elimination. So sayeth Wiki. Dunno about how much Fundie proselytizing he did. He probably dialed it way down, certainly WAY down from this pile of bovine excrement. Especially since “Little Mama” came in second and thereby outperforming her headship. Gasp. Oh and a woman won that Idol season. Too bad she wasn’t more than just a singer, hunh Cade? To get back closer to topic: this is the kind of dim bulb RFP hangs with.

Which raises an interesting question...if that worked (and I have zero doubt MacArthur and his God bros all had their tongues hitting the floor) how long before RFP starts after Jinger about upping her hussification? Boob job, here she comes...

“My lady” is an extremely close second...

So I’m bored and googling today...they got engaged March 22. No mention that they’ve married. If she’s doing all that home-related stuff he’s patting her on the head for...are they shacking up???? I feel so defrauded right now. ETA: That is one modest outfit Little Mama’s wearing here...

Man, if that girl ever figures out how much he’s patronizing her and candy coating it in this gushing bullshit...I hope she dumps him like a hot rock, drives over him and then reverses before she hits Outta Here road. Horrifying.

Has RFP shaved off the scruff beard or did he just overdo the manscaping?

Is Jinger left handed?

Ask your brother if he would wear them with that tee shirt and jeans outfit...tell him there are a bunch of Americans asking for his fashion opinion!

He really should be playing the ex-athlete card. Begrudgingly, he’s still in great shape. Put some hip sneakers on him instead of those middle-aged Palm Springs shoes and take half the crap out of his wallet and he’d look pretty decent. It’s the overdressed trying-too-hard fop thing I can’t deal with.

So TV money to buy house good, TV in house satanic and bad? I will never understand these people.

Well done.