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I never thought I would ever say this about anyone, but I actually think Sandra Lee is a better cook than this woman. Don't get me wrong, Sandra is horrible, but when she made a box cake mix, or some other pedestrian recipe, she at least did something different to it. I was in awe, and not in a good way, that this woman proudly made a dump cake. A dump cake! Nothing different, a dump cake recipe straight from that stupid commercial.

While it was true, the information involving her DCS case was suppose to be confidential. He tried to say it was some random caseworker that gave him the information, when it was actually the woman's ex doing it.

I hate having to defend Maci, but I think a lot of her anger comes from the fact that Ryan doesn't seem to care about anything. I'm still disturbed about the restaurant scene; his son was sitting there and Ryan said not two words to him, didn't greet him with a hug when he came in and had to be told to hug him when he left. I understand not being able to get off work, but Ryan just didn't seem to care one way or the other, he pretty much admitted that he doesn't if Bentley doesn't feel like his father's home isn't his real home.

Posting your pregnancy announcement on Instagram then counting the likes should disqualify you from having children. Seriously, do they have jobs, or do they just sit around all day, Googling themselves? Speaking of jobs, why doesn't Amber get one, or do something that doesn't require sitting around on the couch all day? Her and Gary will never change. Wow, Ryan is a total ass. I would bet money that Maci fed Bentley the line about her house being his real home, but shouldn't that bother Ryan? Shouldn't he be saying that he has two homes? He basically said he doesn't care. It's nice to see that his parents are fed up. Interesting that his dad basically said that Ryan only talks to him when the cameras are around.

Normally I would be livid at what Bruno said to Charlotte, but admitting that left and right confuses you while ignoring Keo because you're such a busy model and actress (please) nullifies any sympathy I may have had She did nothing to dispel the notion that she's the ditzy blond everyone said she is. Why is Derek doing the show this season? I was annoyed at his comment about the deck being stacked against them. Correct me if I'm wrong, but he went into this knowing exactly what his schedule would be like. I loved Mark and Willow's paso, but Mark's hair has got to go. I heard Rumer and Val were supposed to dance the salsa, I was waiting for it. Robert is adorable and he did pretty good, but he needs to work on his arms. I was underwhelmed by Patti but I think that's Artem's fault; there was no cha cha content in that dance and Patti has proven that she can handle proper content. A new drinking game: take a shot everytime Ryker says he's a rocker, then laugh when you realize he's on the Disney channel. I love that Suzanne comes with her on fruit hat, everyone should. I agreed with Carrie Ann, I was a nervous wreck watching Michael and Peta, those lifts were so out of control.

Rice Krispie treats? Seriously? The Food Network now shows us how to make Rice Krispie treats?

I don't know if Troian meant to play it this way, but it came off like Spencer was shocked to hear the name Charles because she knew the name. Do you think she could have memories of this sibling that Alison doesn't?

I hope Ian isn't Charles, because that means he married his sister, and messed with his other two.

What if he is Jason's twin, but was the "good" one and was sent away for something Jason did? That could give him motive, it doesn't explain why he would torture the girls, but it would at least explain why was so angry, I guess.

OK, so why were the girls being transported to the penitentiary and not Alison? Alison was the one convicted, the girls were only arrested and haven't even been on trial yet. That made absolutely no sense. And I just can't buy Toby as a cop, I just can't. I bet if you looked at his badge it was say Dodge City.

I in no way meant to imply that raising a child isn't productive, I was talking about the fact that Maci has been working on that same degree for five years now. She's had the luxury of not having to work, Bentley is in school, I'm not sure why she hasn't finished it,

Amber feels disrespected because a man she isn't dating is going on vacation with a woman he is? Ooook. But really, that conversation couldn't have gone any other way. If Gary had just said no, then Amber would have asked why, Gary would have told her, and she still would have been pissed. People earn bachelor's degrees in the time it's taking Maci to earn an associate's. She hasn't done a damn thing productive in six years. It's lather, rinse, repeat. Catelynn and Tyler are insufferable, more so him, but I can't stand either one. Does he do anything during the day other than sit around and Google himself? And Catelynn, my dear, stable is the last word I would ever use to describe you and Tyler.

I thought Willow and Mark's AT was very creative. I'm not sure I believe that Charlotte was safe. I liked Nastia and Derek's rumba, but Nastia had a weird expression on her face, kind of like that smile Michael had last week. I didn't think there much of a connection between them. I'm going to say something that may be very unpopular, but I sort of rolled my eyes when they brought out Chris' girlfriend. I figured they would do it when he brought her up, but I just feel like it was an emotionally manipulative scenario for the audience. Robert is adorable and I like watching him. He's obviously having a blast and isn't half bad. Val's cha cha seemed a bit aggressive, much like their foxtrot last week. I'm not sure what Rumer was wearing. Redfood did very well. I'm sad to see him and Emma go. Suzanne was much better and Michael was pretty forgettable. Miss Patti is the ish.

Don't you guys just hate when phantom sports equipment shows up in your driveway and damages your neighbor's car?

Charlotte can go, thanks. If you don't want to be known for your boobs (which is all your "career" is based on) then don't talk about them all the time. And her intro was completely tasteless. Her jive was a disaster. I was surprised by how much I ended up liking Rumer. I thought she looked great and her dance was my favorite. Now, I have all the respect and admiration in the world for Noah, but he was way overscored. There was very little dancing on his part. Nastia was good, but not great. I loved that Derek was shocked for getting called out for a lift. Mark kept everything appropriate, but I was still creeped out. I just think 14 is way too young. Patti was charming. Suzanne was ok. I liked Michael's personality, but yea, his footwork was a mess. I also agree with CAI that he needs to relax that smile. Robert was sweet and not too bad. I loved having Kym back. I was having Jonathan flashback watching Ryker and Alison. The bachelor and Witney were ok. What's with that bizarre crushing he was doing on her?

I personally think Nate should just go on the run, to South America, where he can spend his days relaxing in nude beaches.

Sam called Frank (assuming it was Frank) from a payphone. And I wouldn't call Connor a sociopath. Sociopaths are incapable of feeling remorse for anything and Connor does have remorse and does feel guilty for the things he's done.

I know we're all torn on the HIV storyline but, since they went there, I'm actually glad it wasn't Connor. I think a the promiscuous gay man getting HIV would have been doing the typical, and could have been seen as Connor being punished for being sexually active. Not that I'm glad Oliver is HIV+, but I think the show could really send a reminder that it only takes once.

I just listened again and she said "it will soon".

Do you think there is anyway that Laurel could have known Frank killed Lila, or perhaps had a suspicion? I ask because her basically asking him to "take care" of Rebecca seemed a bit OTT. Yeah, he's done some shady shit, but going from getting rid of a car to murdering someone is quite a leap.

OK, I had to collect my thoughts. This who group is nuts, but I think Laurel scares me more than any of them. She's watched Michaela go BSC worrying about that ring and didn't bat an eye, that girl is cold. Nooo Oliver. Bad things are not allowed to happen to Oliver. The Frank reveal got me, I actually said "Oh my God" when it was revealed. I was getting creeped out watching Annalise basically brainwash Wes into believing that Sam killed Lila (which he did), I actually thought she was going to kill him, or Frank was going to do it.

The hell?!

Jenelle better roll up her pants so she can look more classier.... http://news.yahoo.com/-teen-mom--star-jenelle-evans-arrested-again--see-her-mugshot-175703604.html;_ylt=A0LEV1.yKO5U1m8AiVBXNyoA;_ylu=X3oDMTEza2t0ajNjBGNvbG8DYmYxBHBvcwMxBHZ0aWQDVklQNTY0XzEEc2VjA3Nj

Someone is uploading BC episodes to Youtube, including the entire first season. Here's the first episode. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiR3rWiZzL8

That family should have been on Dr. Phil instead of TPC. Good Lord. Sons throwing punches at their mother, posting Facebook insults in the middle of a funeral, more protection orders than you can count. By the end, I had completely forgotten what the lawsuit was even about.