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This is a show I really enjoy and it makes me laugh. It's silly and fun so just good relaxing entertainment. I usually laugh out loud a few times in each show. Part of what I enjoy is seeing women in my age group (55) having fun and making the same stupid mistakes over and over. As I've gotten older I sure haven't changed too much and still make lots of mistakes.

I think Heather Von Teese is a great name!

Judge's saves, Snapple votes, wild cards this is getting too confusing for what should be a simple variety competition. Sandwich guy- I wonder if the doors open several hours before the show, so the guy brought food. Whether food is allowed or not, Howie is not funny! What I'd like to see is a Senior America's Got Talent. All the contestants would be over 50 or maybe 45. The penis song guy and the 70 year old archer were more interesting than a lot of acts that went through. I really wanted to see more of the 90 year old strongman who pulled cars with his teeth. He was a lot more entertaining than the younger strongman who ran around bashing his head into ice blocks.

For a few minutes I thought we'd be rid of Mara. I even voted just so she wouldn't make it through. She is the worst I've heard on any competition shows. And just because it needs to be repeated. Howie is not funny.

This has gone from being one of my favorite shows, to a show I watch while doing the dishes. I'm also beginning to think there is something seriously wrong with my ears. Mara is just not that good. The judging is really confusing to me. Jump rope act is told they are being repetitive. Yet Mara yells into the microphone yet again. I didn't hear any nuance or emotion in her singing. Like I said, maybe it's my ears. Completely agree. You can go to any magic shop and buy those illusions. They are competent amateurs, not Vegas quality. The tricks they do are so obvious. The aerialist should be upset with the camera person. For a 90 second act she was completely off camera for too long. Why not introduce her mystery partner? We've seen him twice and he seems to be a part of the performance. I also laughed at Paul "walking around the city smiling". Cut to Paul walking with a straight face. Unexpected funny moment. Really like Sons of Serendip. Good looking men, very good at their music, mature and no sob story!! Thank you! Bad Boys of Ballet. Young lady please don't be so defensive. Howard could have called you the centerpiece, the hook or the gimmick. The point is the "boys" are a backup group to your dancing. The "boys" are good enough, but I saw a lot of sloppy technique, and nothing very special or different. Sometimes the judges mention a contestant being able to carry a whole Vegas show. We know they are part of a variety show. The judging is all over the place. At this point the show just needs to be an old school variety show like Ed Sullivan hosted. Between the bad singers and trying to convince us that professionals are struggling show biz hopefuls it's getting silly. Lastly, I never want to hear an act say that they deserve to win or be there because of how hard they worked. I would expect you to have worked hard to present your best act. That should be a given. Also, I don't want to hear anyone talk about being away from their kids. It's show business. You are going to be working evenings and weekends and touring. Work a 9 to 5 office job if you want evenings and weekends off.

I don't know I thought Vicki looked nice. The dress could have fit better in the top so the boobs weren't so smashed looking. Being in your 50's doesn't mean you have to be conservative. It's better than a lot of stuff she wears. Tamra looks awful! The long fried hair looks so outdated on her. She needs a new, shorter style. As someone else said Tamra's face has frozen into the nastiest face. If she relaxed her face it would take ten years off. When she shrieked at Vicki about Brooks it was just weird. Tamra reminds me of an animal backed into a corner. She's fighting for her life at this point. Brooks is all kinds of creepy. That said, Vicki is a grown woman earning her own living. If she wants to date him that's her choice. If she were a friend of mine, I'd just keep my mouth shut and be polite to Brooks. It's her life. At a certain point Brianna needs to accept it. She doesn't have to like him or be around him, but stay out of her mother's love life. Miss Terry lost 2 months sleep over the "spread your legs comment"? Good grief. What a drama queen. Lots of alcohol, a mechanical bull, Heather riding the bull in a dress. That's asking for comments. I like Vicki saying it was a joke and get over it. Terry worrying about his 80 year old mother. I know a few 80 year old women who would have been doing shots of tequila and lauging at the comment. Grow up Terry and get over yourselves.

I know not every parent is into ruffles and bows. That being said, why is North always dressed like a boy? This is a fun age when you can dress little ones in all kinds of cute things. North is being dressed like a teen or adult. Let her be a toddler! I just don't think this is the way Kim would have dressed a baby girl.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who isn't into the gender reveal. What ever happened to waiting for the baby to arrive and having a fun surprise? I didn't want to know, when I had my daughter. It was so fun to wait and find out. Sister-in-law had the nursery all decorated for a boy months ahead. Personalized things with his name. By the time he was born we were all pretty much over it. "Oh yeah, Billy's finally here. Okay." Derick looks a little shell shocked at the pregnancy announcement. As an accountant he's probably running the figures at how much kids are going to cost. I was holding out hope that Jill would be influenced by Derick's family and want to wait. Oh, well. Here's to a healthy baby.

I've watched the show since the first episode and it is getting boring. I find myself watching it to see if the censors will forget to blur something. Cheap thrills, I know. It would be interesting if they were required to build a workable living situation. A decent shelter like the one Hakim built. A reliable source of water and ability to boil it. Reliable food source, gathering in addition to hunting. Even though they are only on site for 21 days they would build a camp that would work for months. The producers could supply them with basic flip flops and a small amount of cloth to fashion clothing as they like. It would still be a challenge to carve a home out of the wilderness. As the show stands my personal strategy would be to build a basic shelter and start a fire. The get some water, grubs and fish then lie around saving my energy for extraction day. Except for the survival score what is the incentive to do more?

I wonder if Phaedra was given some water by production off camera? It doesn't take long to get very dehydrated, sick as she was. We weren't shown that she and Hakim were doing a lot of water carrying. Maybe she was able to get enough from the stream.

What is wrong with Heather and Tamra? They can't let anything go. It's like a bunch of sixth grade girls. I used to tell my daughter, forget it and move on! When you combine lots of alcohol and games like Marry, Shag, Kill there are bound to be hurt feelings from someone. If I was at a party and David said, spread your legs, in the context he did. I might shake my head at the crudeness but then move on and forget it. Again excessive alcohol will make people say things. I was impressed that David, Christian, Brooks and Eddie didn't get involved in nonsense and tried to move things on. From the lower eyelids down Tamra's face looks okay. She had some bad eye and forehead work. Maybe she can go on Botched and have Miss Terry fix it.

I follow Vicki on twitter. Just about every picture she posts is so much better than anything she wears on tv. She looks younger and much thinner on her twitter. Maybe the show has a stylist who chooses clothes. If they do the stylist must hate Vicki.

I think we need a thread to discuss the Kardashian men. Scott, Lamar, French Onion, Kim's husbands, Reggie and any others.

Nose job woman. The vow renewal was nice. Except for a pet peeve of mine. Wedding gown purchases should come with walking lessons. All dressed up, a new face and she lumbered down the aisle. Sorry to be so shallow. But shallowness fits this show. Myesha may be getting modeling jobs. She didn't say what kind of modeling.

Kim looked so much thinner in the picture from the airport. It was posted earlier. She was wearing jeans and a t-shirt. North was in denim. Kim looked slimmer and her butt even looked better. I'm built a lot like Kim. Faced it years ago that designer duds just aren't made for my body. No matter how hard I try to stuff myself into them. Kanye be Kanye and leave Kim alone in the clothing department.

I want to smack Kris and tell her your kids are almost all grown. Run your business then enjoy your freedom! (I want to smack her for a lot of other reasons too.) Seriously, Kris has a nice figure, as long as she doesn't have any more work, her face looks good. She has lots of energy. All the cash she needs. If I were in her shoes, I'd be traveling the world. Buying beautiful custom clothes. I don't believe there is an age limit for clothes or style if it is done well. Meeting eligible men with class and sophistication. Just because you don't go to clubs with 20 or 30 somethings doesn't make you boring or irrelevant. Take some lessons and become a show host or get some acting roles. Learn trapeze or painting. Go out and have a blast. She's making us energetic, good looking 50-somethings look bad. And if she wants to look younger she needs to stand up straight. Kris is doing the slouchy, neck sticking out like ET thing. Makes you look old.

Sorry, but I will have to disagree. I would have dumped my family, changed my name, stayed barefoot and pregnant in a single wide to keep Reggie's fine self around. Kanye and Kim. I can't decide if she really thinks he's some kind of genius or not. Or if she thought she was moving up by marrying him. I keep thinking the old Kim would have had her daughter in ruffles and bows. Very girly. Not super expensive designer stuff that looks like it was made from remnants on the 99 cent a yard table.

I was a bit confused when her complaint was "I don't think you care about me at all." From what we saw Hakim was the main shelter builder. He must have been getting some kind of food for them. He comforted her and helped her out. What more did she want in a primitive situation? I'll cut her a little slack since she was tired, frustrated and sick. It seems there have been a couple of female contestants who came across expecting Adam and Eve in the garden of Eden. The devil in me wanted to see her huddled under a tree at night in the rain, clutching her fire starter. Hakim cozy in the shelter with a fire he started with two sticks. His suggesting her to tap out for the good of the team? I took that more in the vein of war or something. "Sarge, I'm hurt. I can't go on. Leave me behind. The rest of the team can make it to safety. Remember me when you plant the flag!" He was looking at it as wanting someone on the team to make it and represent them. Either that or he was sick of smelling puke and diarrhea everywhere.

My favorite part was the music video filming. They were on take 72! It took 72 takes to finally get that mess of a video. Too funny.

The word is DRAmatic not DERmatic. Drives me crazy.

The contestants are in the wilderness Naked and Afraid. They are supposed to use items they find to survive. Well if I stumbled across a fully stocked production campsite I'd steal some food and water. That would be using items I find. Otherwise I'd bring a canvas tarp. Bits could be used for clothes and the rest could be a tent or rain catcher. Or a cellphone programmed with the nearest Domino's. Or my horse so I could ride the heck out.

You had me with Prince Matchabelli. I haven't heard that name in years! That is much more interesting than the way it was presented. I'm not sure what out dated suits had to do with hamburgers. Unless they are saying they are old and outdated. You should work in Brand Transformation. I love that job title. It sounds kind of magical. I hope Amanda doesn't win and make a fringe accessory for Red Robin. I don't want dirty fringe trailing through my food. I want the Payless Shoe Source accessory wall and the Suave hairstyling area.

They dress North as if she has older brothers and they can't afford new clothes for a girl. The few dresses I've seen North in look like baby Cinderella sweeping the hearth clothes. They've got to have some Kardashian Kids around. That line has bright colors.

Good grief! They have sold the baby out. I think she's a cute baby. I don't even mind her name. This is too much. I just want to put that baby in some cute print sundresses and little sandals. Can't they just enjoy their baby? I usually stick up for Kim, she's an adult to each their own. I don't know why she is so enamored with Kanye and does what he wants.

Bruce talks as if Kylie and Kendall are elementary school kids. They have been out and about for several years now. I don't believe that they are unfamiliar with marijuana. If Bruce really didn't like the way Kylie and Kendall have been raised he could have taken them and left years ago. The parenting ship has sailed.