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I liked it okay. The live studio audience is a bit jarring. It felt more like a Happy Days rerun in that aspect than an episode of Roseanne. I wonder whose decision that was? So many unanswered questions still, but I'm still just thrilled to get a new Roseanne season in 2018. Roseanne herself looks great. I hated the little reminders of how old we are all getting LOL. Hard to believe Becky is 43 and Dan and Roseanne are coming up on their 45th (!!!) wedding anniversary. Where did the time go?

I don't know if this will help or if you already have one (or if it's been suggested before, even by me, I can't remember), but have you tried a white noise machine? It might not help with bathroom lady but maybe it will help to drown out the dog's barking?

I wish I could photoshop Negan's face onto Fonzie's body. Then this photo would be the embodiment of this season. I also wish I could delete this episode out of existence. Of course Tara was nailed with a "clean" arrow. I hope they put her down as precaution and find out that Darryl's arrow was "clean" after fact.

Tommorow's the day! I'm so excited. I know it won't be as good as the original, and I'm ok with that. I feel like I'm getting a chance to revisit a childhood landmark. I may or may not like the changes, but it will be nice to revisit the Conners for a couple eps. Its arguable that nothing in life is as good as it was in the '90s, so I'm not expecting anything more than to enjoy getting to see the original cast back together again.

It was a perfect 70 degrees, sunny with a slight breeze spring day today so I decided to take Ella out for a walk. We got as far as the dirt patch on the left side of my patio before she plopped herself down. Look how thrilled she was to be outside, catching the breeze. Can you just tell that she LOVES her little pink harness?!

So the useless exterminator visit was actually a blessing in disguise. An oil tanker spilled on the highway I use to get to work last night and the highway was closed off while they cleaned the spill. With all the extra traffic due to Ultra Music Festival this weekend, my commute would have been a nightmare this morning. Of course, my neighbor is the only one with bugs out of our whole quadplex. I mentioned the smoking issue to the landlord's assistant (the landlord is out of town apparently) and she said she would mention it to the landlord. What really bugs me is that this man is a PITA and yet he is offered a lease every year and I have been living month-to-month for 2 years now. I am the only one in the building not on a lease and it terrifies me. I'm nervous to bring it up and overplay my hand as I am paying way under market value for a highly desirable unit in a good neighborhood.

LMAO that's what I get for posting at 2am after a long shift at work (I'm an animal control officer). HAH! I edited...thank you!

My annoying next door neighbor is complaining that he has bugs in his kitchen (our kitchens are adjacent to each other) so I was informed that I need to be home tomorrow to let the exterminator inspect my unit as well. Even though I've never seen a bug in the 5 years I've been living here,so presumably my cats do any exterminating for me. So now I have to use up a vacation day for no reason. I am pissed. I am also concerned that the pest control stuff will pose a risk to my cats. This is the same neighbor that comes onto his front porch every time I sit on mine, and smokes his cigarettes, and lets the smoke waft in my direction. I think I am going to talk to her about the smoking issue if she comes by tomorrow with exterminator.

Angela Bassett's body in that dress is workout goals for real! I hope Connie comes back as recurring character. Her character isn't really that interesting to keep her as series regular IMO. I'm all about Athena/Bobby for Season 2. I don't really care about Abby/Buck and if Buck has to go back to playing the field, so be it.

A friend on FB shared a humorous list of pet names inspired by celebrities. Some of them made me chuckle so I'm sharing here. I cannot believe I never thought to name a cat "Cat Benatar" since I was such a huge fan of hers growing up! 1. Ali Cat 3. Angelicat 4. Cat Benatar 5. Catalie Portman 6. Catsy Cline 7. Chairwoman Miao 8. Cindy Clawford 9. Clawdia 11. Empress 13. Halley Purry 14. Hello Kitty 16. Jennifurr 17. Jessicat 18. Katy Purry 19. Kitty Poppins 21. Meowly Cyrus 22. Miss Thang 23. Oprah Whisker 24. Pawdrey Hepburn 25. Puma Thurman 27. Tabbytha 28. Veronicat 29. Whispurr Funny Male Cat Names 30. Anderson Pooper 31. Bing Clawsby 32. Bob Meowerly 33. Butch Catsidy 34. Cat Damon 35. Cat Sajak 36. Cat Stevens 37. Catpernicus 38. Catrick Swayze 39. Chairman Meow 45. Fuzz Aldrin 47. Hairy Potter 48. Jean Luc Picat 49. Jude Paw 50. Leonardo DaFuzzy 51. Lucifurr 52. Luke Skywhisker 54. Mr. Meowgi 55. Notorious C.A.T 57. Picatso 58. Santa Claws 59. The Great Catsby 60. William Shakespaw Anderson Pooper Bark Obama Bark Wahlberg Billie Howliday Brad Sit Diggy Azalea Dog Johnson Jack London James Earl Bones Jim Barksons L.L. Drool J Katy Pawry Ma Barker Notorious D.I.G. (or Diggie Smalls) Pawtrick Stewart Rosa Barks Ruth Bader Ginsbark Sir Francis Bacon Snarls Barkley Queen Elizabark Vera Fang

I have found my tribe. I am sure that I am actually the least photogenic person alive and I could list the physical attributes to prove it, but I don't want to horrify you all. Ironically enough, the best photo taken of me in recent years has been my driver's license photo. That was back in 2010 and this year I have to renew my license and will probably have to take an updated photo. I am so sad that the decent photo of 27 year old me will forever vanish and be replaced with whatever hound-of-hell expression my 35 year old face will come up with that day. My group photo peeve is being forced to be positioned in the front or middle row when I've clearly expressed how uncomfortable I am taking photos. I am about 5'6 so its not placing me in the back row will completely obscure me. I also absolutely hate how people lie after the photo is taken and say "You look fine/beautiful/the photo came out great!" when I clearly look horrific. Please don't make it worse by trolling me.

See, now Angela Bassett and Aisha Hinds know how to sell a predictable TV trope. With any other set of actresses, I would have just smiled through out the whole handcuff scene. With Angela and Aisha, the chemistry is so great and authentic that I actually straight out laughed. That whole scene was too awesome. I knew when they started with the musical montage at the end that it was over for Abby's mother. I'm kind of relieved that storyline's over.

90's Rapper Craig Mack died of heart failure at 46 last night. This was his best known hit: https://www.hotnewhiphop.com/bad-boy-rapper-craig-mack-has-passed-away-news.45574.html?_amp 46 is way too young. RIP Mr. Mack.

Wow...barely a page of posts. Just last season we would already on page 3 an hour after the episode ended. The ship, she indeed is sinking.... I hate Tara. Such a useless and pointless character. I can't stand Alanna's smugness about still being a cast member while far more interesting characters and better actors have left/been written out of the show. How the fuck is Tara still around and not Carl? So annoying. All I can say is that The Walking Dead is slowly inching closer to surpassing Sleepy Hollow when it comes to being a prime example of How to Royally Fuck Up a Good Thing and Piss Off Your Loyal Fanbase. AMC should cancel TWD now to save face, but it won't. I am cringe-watching this thing from now until the bittersweet end.

Just because someone is older than you doesn't make them necessarily more mature than you. Work is just paid high school for adults.

That sounds about right to me. I picture Dan as one of those "What do I need a smartphone for?" type guys. Especially given how overpriced they are nowadays, I just don't see Dan/Roseanne seeing it as worth the expense.

Aww. Yup, that just hit my nostalgic sweet spot. I love that Dan and Roseanne are laughing in unison this time. And I'm glad we're back to the rotating-the-camera-around-the- table credits. I didn't care for the morphing pictures opening credits.

It's unusually cool weather for March here, and Ella wants you all to know that I'm the worst pet parent ever because I will not let her outside to frolic in my front yard. Somehow its my fault that she lost her privileges due to the fact that she decided that she was going to experiment with playing chicken with cars the last time I let her out (she used to just sunbathe on my porch). She has been meowing at me in protest every 5 minutes for the last 5 hours. My usual "go to bed Ella" routine when she gets worked up like this isn't working. I have a cat harness and leash for her, but just didn't feel up to sitting outside with her tonight. The windows are open but she's not satisfied with window watching tonight. Cats are such divas, smh.

I loved the play on the Cecil the Lion story. That may have been my favorite television storyline in recent months. I knew Hen's adultery would come back to bite her. She didn't bother to help the ex out with her parole hearing, but had no problem sleeping with her the 1st minute she came calling. Did she really think the ex wouldn't be bitter over that? I'm glad that Athena is filing for divorce and attempting to move on.

Not just a SV thing, sadly. It peeves me when I walk into an empty Starbucks or Chipotle and the workers don't even acknowledge me (sometimes for over 5 minutes or longer) because they are working on online/mobile orders. Some that have even come in AFTER I'd been standing there, waiting to be helped. Why rush to service a customer who isn't even in the building yet vs getting the single in-person customer out of the way? I especially do not see the point of the Starbucks mobile app--won't the hot drink be lukewarm or the cold drink diluted/melty by the time you arrive? Plus, I like watching the barista make my drink to ensure its made to my liking. YMMV, of course.

It depends on how much the lie matters to you and how much you care about maintaining a relationship with the person in question. I've feigned ignorance and pretended to accept the lie before, but it always backfires on me because I'm the type of person who would dwell on it and let if affect me until I eventually blow up and call them out on it anyway. If you can't cut the person out of your life, its just best to try to approach them calmly and rationally to expose their lie. Try to remain matter-of-fact and emotionless. If you think that you would be placing yourself in danger by confronting them, then bide your time and waiting until your safe to do so.

Went to the gyno today and they found a polyp on my cervix. Anyone here ever had experience with that before? I have to go in for an ultrasound next week to see if there are more. I'm nervous.

I went to a restaurant today. The person placed in the booth behind me was sitting there solo and was playing a Princess Diana doc at full volume so close to her face that I heard every line better than I could hear my sister across from me. No one was in the booth behind hers so all she had to do was switch to the other side and she could have played her doc full volume and not disturbed anyone. I can't stand when people play videos on their phone full volume for everyone to hear. Invest in some headphones, dammit.

They took heed to your threat of the vet. Nothing will get a cat to miraculously heal quicker than the threat of being stuffed in to their carrier, taken in the scary spaceship, and having the strange hoomans poke and prod at them for testing. LOL In other news, I noticed my cat watching intently as I was cleaning and soaking out the litterbox yesterday. I swear this was her thought: