Cherpumple September 24, 2015 Share September 24, 2015 E is for Ernie. First he's impotent, then he's hung up on his ex-wife. And he's the worst lover Rose ever had! Link to comment
Miss Chevious September 24, 2015 Share September 24, 2015 F is for Fidel Santiago, the Latin lover who hitched his burro to every bedpost in town. He pitted Blanche and Sophia against each other. Link to comment
camom September 24, 2015 Share September 24, 2015 (edited) G is for Glenn O'Brien, the married man Dorothy had an affair with. H is for Harry, the bigamist Blanche was planning to marry in the first episode. At least she didn't end up with Mr. Pincus. Edited September 24, 2015 by camom Link to comment
Maherjunkie September 24, 2015 Share September 24, 2015 I is tough, so I hope you'll allow me Ike Eisenhour, who was bad for Dorothy's grandmother, because by liberating Italy he allowed for condoms on Saturday. Link to comment
Miss Chevious September 24, 2015 Share September 24, 2015 J is for Jerry Kennedy, mama's boy extraordinaire. Blanche could hardly get in edgewise. K is for Ken Whittingham. He clowned around too much for Dorothy's taste. Link to comment
LilWharveyGal September 25, 2015 Share September 25, 2015 L is for Lyle Waggoner, who couldn't even manage to make himself more appealing than Sonny Bono. Link to comment
camom September 25, 2015 Share September 25, 2015 M is for Marvin, whose wife was looking for Sophia to be her replacement. Link to comment
LilWharveyGal September 29, 2015 Share September 29, 2015 N is for the adolescent version of John Noretti, who mouthed off to Sophia and then didn't return to take Dorothy to the prom. Link to comment
Cherpumple October 1, 2015 Share October 1, 2015 O is for Old Smoky, the fat guy Dorothy once made love on top of. Link to comment
Maherjunkie October 1, 2015 Share October 1, 2015 Preston Bougainvilla. Not a bad guy as much as he had ears that could pick up Radio Free Europe. Link to comment
camom October 1, 2015 Share October 1, 2015 Q is for Isaac Q Newton, Rose's "pen pal" who she invited to one of the many charity events. Link to comment
Miss Chevious October 2, 2015 Share October 2, 2015 R is for Rex Huntington, the absolute worst boyfriend Blanche ever had. Mean, abusive and wore ugly underwear. Link to comment
LilWharveyGal October 2, 2015 Share October 2, 2015 In that case, T is for Ted, Stan's brother. Bon appetit! Link to comment
Miss Chevious October 5, 2015 Share October 5, 2015 U is for Uncle Angelo when he misinterpreted Blanche's phone message as an invitation to romance. He shaved his shoulders and even brought cigarettes "for after". Link to comment
LilWharveyGal October 7, 2015 Share October 7, 2015 V is for Patrick Vaughn, who had secret relationships with each of the girls (minus Sophia) in addition to the entire cast of Fake Picnic. Link to comment
Miss Chevious October 7, 2015 Share October 7, 2015 W is for Wilfred Cheswick, that dapper little British dude, who dropped Sophia like a hot potato when he found out she wasn't a wealthy widow. Link to comment
link417 October 11, 2015 Share October 11, 2015 (edited) X is for the hinky X chromosome that all members of the Loser Squad share: Stan the Yutz, Ernie the Impotent, Vincenzo the Perv, Buddy the Con... Edited October 11, 2015 by link417 Link to comment
Bastet October 11, 2015 Share October 11, 2015 (edited) But XX chromosome arrangement is female; male is XY (in the rudimentary XY sex-determination system that doesn't begin to cover the actual spectrum -- not trying to offend here, just saying that Stan, Ernie, Vincenzo and Buddy were most likely XY, not XX). Edited October 11, 2015 by Bastet Link to comment
link417 October 11, 2015 Share October 11, 2015 But XX chromosome arrangement is female; male is XY (in the rudimentary XY sex-determination system that doesn't begin to cover the actual spectrum -- not trying to offend here, just saying that Stan, Ernie, Vincenzo and Buddy were most likely XY, not XX). LMAO, thank you, edited. I knew that but anything before noon on a weekend is early for me so please pardon the brain fart. Y is for the younger women that some of the losers dumped them for. Link to comment
AndySmith October 12, 2015 Share October 12, 2015 Z is for Mel Bushman, The Zipper King (aka Blance's most frequent Friend With Benefits). Not a bad guy per se, as many others on this list were, but just wrong for Blanche as a long term boyfriend. Yes, we had to stretch a bit for this one, as we did for X and Y ;) Link to comment
AndySmith October 13, 2015 Share October 13, 2015 Hmmm. TV shows the Girls would have liked? From before and after the GG's run. Link to comment
Miss Chevious October 13, 2015 Share October 13, 2015 A is for Andy Griffith. Blanche always loves a man in uniform! Link to comment
camom October 13, 2015 Share October 13, 2015 B is for Bonanza. All those good looking, rugged men. Link to comment
Miss Chevious October 14, 2015 Share October 14, 2015 C is for the Carol Burnett Show. Dorothy had a thing about Lyle Waggoner. 1 Link to comment
Bastet October 14, 2015 Share October 14, 2015 D is for Dancing With the Stars. So they could get ideas for the next time they competed in a dance marathon. 1 Link to comment
camom October 14, 2015 Share October 14, 2015 E is for the Ed Sullivan Show. A little something for everyone. F is for Family Feud. They seemed to enjoy game shows. I could see them on the show, having one of the revolving relatives fill out the team. Link to comment
LilWharveyGal October 15, 2015 Share October 15, 2015 G is for Game of Thrones. Sophia would probably say it's less brutal than life in Sicily. 1 Link to comment
camom October 15, 2015 Share October 15, 2015 H is for Hot in Cleveland. It's basically a re-make of The Golden Girls, only in this one Betty White was the "Sophia" character. Valerie Bertinelli was their Dorothy, Wendie Malick was their Blanche, and Jane Leeves was their Rose. 1 Link to comment
Miss Chevious October 17, 2015 Share October 17, 2015 I is for I Love Lucy. The girls liked it so much they watched an marathon of it! J is for Jeopardy, one of Dorothy's favorite game shows. Being a contestant was one of her wildest dreams. 1 Link to comment
legaleagle53 October 18, 2015 Share October 18, 2015 A is for Andy Griffith. Blanche always loves a man in uniform! And remember -- the sheriff in Chattanooga still writes! ;-) 1 Link to comment
Maherjunkie October 19, 2015 Share October 19, 2015 H is for Hogan's Heroes. Blanche would love to be around a bunch of horny prisoners. Link to comment
camom October 19, 2015 Share October 19, 2015 K is for Knot's Landing. They would have loved the fashions and the drama. Link to comment
AndySmith October 20, 2015 Share October 20, 2015 L is for The Love Boat (the original, of course). The Girls would imagine themselves as passengers, hopefully visiting interesting places and meeting cute men on a weekly basis. Link to comment
LilWharveyGal October 20, 2015 Share October 20, 2015 M is for Murder, She Wrote. I can just picture the Girls watching and saying, "You know, that guest star looks awfully familiar...." :) Link to comment
camom October 22, 2015 Share October 22, 2015 N is for Newhart. After all, three of them did go on to run an inn. O is for Oprah Winfrey. You know they would have worshiped her. Link to comment
Maherjunkie October 22, 2015 Share October 22, 2015 Naw, she wasn't very bright, like a flying saucer. Link to comment
Miss Chevious October 22, 2015 Share October 22, 2015 P is for the Price is Right. Rose especially likes guessing games and would know how much those snowshoes actually cost. Link to comment
FormerMod-a1 October 22, 2015 Author Share October 22, 2015 Q is for QI. Only Dorothy would know about it and watch it and the others would make fun of her for it. Link to comment
camom October 23, 2015 Share October 23, 2015 R is for the Real Housewives of Miami. Dorothy would laugh at them, Rose would be embarrassed by them, and Blanche would try to figure out how to become one of them. Sophia would talk about the Real Housewives of Sicily. 1 Link to comment
LilWharveyGal October 28, 2015 Share October 28, 2015 S is for Saturday Night Live, but only Dorothy would see it since she's the one who sits at home on Saturday nights. Link to comment
AndySmith October 29, 2015 Share October 29, 2015 T is for Top Chef. The girls could get new recipe ideas, while Sophia would point out all the flaws in the Italian dishes and how unauthentic they are. Link to comment
Miss Chevious October 29, 2015 Share October 29, 2015 U is for Undercover Boss. Rose and Dorothy would like to see the positive changes in the workplace, while Sophia would tell how it's done in Sicily. Blanche would like any show with Undercover in it until she found out it had nothing to do with sex. Link to comment
camom October 29, 2015 Share October 29, 2015 V is for Veggie Tales. Rose would have loved it, and would recreate the episodes in her room with sock puppets. But she'd probably have to watch it when none of the other girls were around. Link to comment
LilWharveyGal October 30, 2015 Share October 30, 2015 W is for Whose Line is it Anyway? I can see all the girls watching it together for some silly fun, and Blanche could occasionally enjoy some eye candy. Link to comment
Cherpumple October 31, 2015 Share October 31, 2015 X is for X-files, so Blanche can watch the hunky Agent Mulder. Link to comment
babyhouseman October 31, 2015 Share October 31, 2015 Y is for Young and the Restless for Blanche since she can't stay tuned for the continued story of Another World. 1 Link to comment
AndySmith November 1, 2015 Share November 1, 2015 Z is for Zorro. Blanche would be inspired by the costume, Dorothy would point out all the historical and cultural inaccuracies, Sophia would want them to put on something better, and Rose would just sit back and enjoy the adventure aspect of the show. New topic: continuing with the theme, favorites movies of the Girls? Link to comment
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