Golden Girls Alphabet Game

[Cherpumple]

E is for Ernie. First he's impotent, then he's hung up on his ex-wife. And he's the worst lover Rose ever had!

[Miss Chevious]

F is for Fidel Santiago, the Latin lover who hitched his burro to every bedpost in town. He pitted Blanche and Sophia against each other.

[camom]

G is for Glenn O'Brien, the married man Dorothy had an affair with.

 

H is for Harry, the bigamist Blanche was planning to marry in the first episode.  At least she didn't end up with Mr. Pincus.

Edited September 24, 2015 by camom

[Maherjunkie]

I is tough, so I hope you'll allow me Ike Eisenhour, who was bad for Dorothy's grandmother, because by liberating Italy he allowed for condoms on Saturday.

[Miss Chevious]

J is for Jerry Kennedy, mama's boy extraordinaire. Blanche could hardly get in edgewise.

 

K is for Ken Whittingham. He clowned around too much for Dorothy's taste.

[LilWharveyGal]

L is for Lyle Waggoner, who couldn't even manage to make himself more appealing than Sonny Bono.

[camom]

M is for Marvin, whose wife was looking for Sophia to be her replacement.

[LilWharveyGal]

N is for the adolescent version of John Noretti, who mouthed off to Sophia and then didn't return to take Dorothy to the prom.

[Cherpumple]

O is for Old Smoky, the fat guy Dorothy once made love on top of.

[Maherjunkie]

Preston Bougainvilla.  Not a bad guy as much as he had ears that could pick  up Radio Free Europe.

[camom]

Q is for Isaac Q Newton, Rose's "pen pal" who she invited to one of the many charity events. 

[Miss Chevious]

R is for Rex Huntington, the absolute worst boyfriend Blanche ever had. Mean, abusive and wore ugly underwear.

[camom]

S has to be for Stan.  Enough said.

[LilWharveyGal]

In that case, T is for Ted, Stan's brother.  Bon appetit!

[Miss Chevious]

U is for Uncle Angelo when he misinterpreted Blanche's phone message as an invitation to romance. He shaved his shoulders and even brought cigarettes "for after".

[LilWharveyGal]

V is for Patrick Vaughn, who had secret relationships with each of the girls (minus Sophia) in addition to the entire cast of Fake Picnic.

[Miss Chevious]

W is for Wilfred Cheswick, that dapper little British dude, who dropped Sophia like a hot potato when he found out she wasn't a wealthy widow.

[link417]

X is for the hinky X chromosome that all members of the Loser Squad share: Stan the Yutz, Ernie the Impotent, Vincenzo the Perv, Buddy the Con...

Edited October 11, 2015 by link417

[Bastet]

But XX chromosome arrangement is female; male is XY (in the rudimentary XY sex-determination system that doesn't begin to cover the actual spectrum -- not trying to offend here, just saying that Stan, Ernie, Vincenzo and Buddy were most likely XY, not XX).

Edited October 11, 2015 by Bastet

[link417]

But XX chromosome arrangement is female; male is XY (in the rudimentary XY sex-determination system that doesn't begin to cover the actual spectrum -- not trying to offend here, just saying that Stan, Ernie, Vincenzo and Buddy were most likely XY, not XX).

LMAO, thank you, edited. I knew that but anything before noon on a weekend is early for me so please pardon the brain fart.

Y is for the younger women that some of the losers dumped them for.

[AndySmith]

Z is for Mel Bushman, The Zipper King (aka Blance's most frequent Friend With Benefits). Not a bad guy per se, as many others on this list were, but just wrong for Blanche as a long term boyfriend.

 

Yes, we had to stretch a bit for this one, as we did for X and Y ;)

[camom]

New topic?

[AndySmith]

Hmmm. TV shows the Girls would have liked? From before and after the GG's run.

[Miss Chevious]

A is for Andy Griffith. Blanche always loves a man in uniform!

[camom]

B is for Bonanza.  All those good looking, rugged men.

[Miss Chevious]

C is for the Carol Burnett Show. Dorothy had a thing about Lyle Waggoner.

[Bastet]

D is for Dancing With the Stars.  So they could get ideas for the next time they competed in a dance marathon.

[camom]

E is for the Ed Sullivan Show.  A little something for everyone.

 

F is for Family Feud.  They seemed to enjoy game shows.  I could see them on the show, having one of the revolving relatives fill out the team.

[LilWharveyGal]

G is for Game of Thrones.  Sophia would probably say it's less brutal than life in Sicily.

[camom]

H is for Hot in Cleveland.  It's basically a re-make of The Golden Girls, only in this one Betty White was the "Sophia" character.  Valerie Bertinelli was their Dorothy, Wendie Malick was their Blanche, and Jane Leeves was their Rose.

[Miss Chevious]

I is for I Love Lucy. The girls liked it so much they watched an marathon of it!

J is for Jeopardy, one of Dorothy's favorite game shows. Being a contestant was one of her wildest dreams.

[legaleagle53]

A is for Andy Griffith. Blanche always loves a man in uniform!

 

And remember -- the sheriff in Chattanooga still writes!  ;-)

[Maherjunkie]

H is for Hogan's Heroes.  Blanche would love to be around a bunch of horny prisoners.

[camom]

K is for Knot's Landing.  They would have loved the fashions and the drama.

[AndySmith]

L is for The Love Boat (the original, of course). The Girls would imagine themselves as passengers, hopefully visiting interesting places and meeting cute men on a weekly basis.

[LilWharveyGal]

M is for Murder, She Wrote.  I can just picture the Girls watching and saying, "You know, that guest star looks awfully familiar...."  :)

[Maherjunkie]

But Rose couldn't keep up.

[camom]

N is for Newhart.  After all, three of them did go on to run an inn.

 

O is for Oprah Winfrey. You know they would have worshiped her.

[Maherjunkie]

Naw, she wasn't very bright, like a flying saucer.

[Miss Chevious]

P is for the Price is Right. Rose especially likes guessing games and would know how much those snowshoes actually cost.

[FormerMod-a1]

Q is for QI.  Only Dorothy would know about it and watch it and the others would make fun of her for it.

[camom]

R is for the Real Housewives of Miami.  Dorothy would laugh at them, Rose would be embarrassed by them, and Blanche would try to figure out how to become one of them.  Sophia would talk about the Real Housewives of Sicily.

[LilWharveyGal]

S is for Saturday Night Live, but only Dorothy would see it since she's the one who sits at home on Saturday nights.

[AndySmith]

T is for Top Chef. The girls could get new recipe ideas, while Sophia would point out all the flaws in the Italian dishes and how unauthentic they are.

[Miss Chevious]

U is for Undercover Boss. Rose and Dorothy would like to see the positive changes in the workplace, while Sophia would tell how it's done in Sicily. Blanche would like any show with Undercover in it until she found out it had nothing to do with sex.

[camom]

V is for Veggie Tales.  Rose would have loved it, and would recreate the episodes in her room with sock puppets.  But she'd probably have to watch it when none of the other girls were around.

[LilWharveyGal]

W is for Whose Line is it Anyway?  I can see all the girls watching it together for some silly fun, and Blanche could occasionally enjoy some eye candy.

[Cherpumple]

X is for X-files, so Blanche can watch the hunky Agent Mulder.

[babyhouseman]

Y is for Young and the Restless for Blanche since she can't stay tuned for the continued story of Another World. 

[AndySmith]

Z is for Zorro. Blanche would be inspired by the costume, Dorothy would point out all the historical and cultural inaccuracies, Sophia would want them to put on something better, and Rose would just sit back and enjoy the adventure aspect of the show.

 

New topic: continuing with the theme, favorites movies of the Girls?