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I is for Independent, which Dorothy would have been during any time in history.

 

J is for the Joy that Blanche would have brought to the poor desperate men during the Great Depression.

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L is for Lover's Lane where the Girls all probably parked at some time or another in the '50's. Dorothy would have been in Stan's Studebaker, Blanche in George's Packard and Rose with Charlie in an old pickup truck they used on the farm. That's a lot of fogged-up windows.

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That's a lot of fogged-up windows.

Especially in a convertible!

 

M is for Men!  During any period in history, Blanche would have enjoyed the company of men.

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S is for the San Gennaro Festival where Dorothy was conceived. Or it could be for the sausage and pepper stand that she was conceived behind. (Maybe Sophia should've waited until Dorothy was 70 to share that tidbit.)

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T is for Times Square, where Blanche could have kissed every serviceman in sight on VE Day.

 

U is for Underwear.  During any time in history, Blanche probably wouldn't have worn any.

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Z is for the Zuckerberg era.  Blanche would have 5000 friends, Rose, St.Olaf and a few Miami, and Dorothy, a few.

 

How about what happened if the girl walked through some of our favorite shows?

 

A is for Apple's Way.  Rose could show Patricia how to really stand up for a tree.

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C is for Charlie's Angels. The moms of Jill, Kelly and Sabrina could have been Rose, Blanche and Dorothy.

 

So, Dorothy is Sabrina's mom, Rose is Jill's, and Blanche is Kelly's?  Yeah, that works. 

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That's what I was thinking, however feel free to use your imagination. They could be interchangeable. 

 

D is for Days of our Lives. TheGirls could fit in anywhere, their lives could be a continuing soap opera. Drama, passion, illicit affairs, they can do it all. Rose could make a plate of Sparehuven Krispies to go with the coffee during a kitchen coffee klatsch scene, a staple of all good soaps.

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E is for ER.  Dorothy would be telling the doctors how to do their jobs, Rose would be trying to cheer up all the patients, and Blanche would be trying to land herself a doctor.  Sophia would just get left in an elevator on a gurney.

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K is for Keeping up with the Kardashians.  Blanche would be jealous because she wouldn't be getting all the attention, Dorothy would try to convince them that they need more education, and Rose would just walk around confused.  And wouldn't you just love to hear what Sophia would say?

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L is for Lost.  Rose would try to instruct everyone on survival skills, but then become confused that there was another Rose on the island.  Blanche would be too busy hitting on Sawyer to help.  ("He is nearly five years younger than I am.")  And Dorothy would be freaking out because her airplane fears finally came true.

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M is for Murder, She Wrote.  Dorothy could help Jessica Fletcher solve mysteries ... or, even better, expose her as a serial killer who has been framing others for her crimes.

 

Blanche would take one look at the men of Cabot Cove and get the hell out.

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N is for Newhart.    The girls could stay at the inn, where hijinks would ensue.  It could be nudist weekend or their reservations could be lost or they could be arrested for prostitution.

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K is for Keeping up with the Kardashians.  Blanche would be jealous because she wouldn't be getting all the attention, Dorothy would try to convince them that they need more education, and Rose would just walk around confused.  And wouldn't you just love to hear what Sophia would say?

I dunno but Sophia would have a whole new group of human matresses to talk about.

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P is for Playing House.  The "Girls" would enjoy seeing a younger version of their situation, where friends form a live-in family, and Maggie and Emma would get some good advice.  The six could also have a lot of fun together. 

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Q is for Quantum Leap.  Sam could meet the girls in various times in history.  Blanche would be a southern belle in the old south; Rose would be a Viking; Sophia would be in Sicily; and Dorothy would be a know-it-all in any era.

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Q is for Quantum Leap.  Sam could meet the girls in various times in history.  Blanche would be a southern belle in the old south; Rose would be a Viking; Sophia would be in Sicily; and Dorothy would be a know-it-all in any era.

 

The only problem with that is that Sam was limited to leaping back to eras within his own lifetime.  He couldn't leap back to a year before he was born, so there would be no trips to the Old South, Ancient Scandinavia, or 1920s Sicily.

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Oh, my bad.  Obviously I didn't pay enough attention to the show.  Well then, how about...

 

Q is for Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.  They'd all do fine, except Blanche would try to convert the gays.

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S is for Survivor.  Who would be voted off the island and who would be the lone survivor?  Blanche would be voted off first, which would be a relief to her.  Dorothy would go next because she would be a bossy know-it-all who annoys everyone.  Rose would be next, despite her scout leader training.  Because Sophia can survive anything!

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A is for Arnie, the loser who was all over Rose on the lanai, whose wife was at a fat farm in Sarasota.

B is for Bob, the virgin priest who was going to bring out the artist in Blanche. he got cold feet and left before she could explore his canvas.

They were both in the same New Years Eve episode so the Girls were 0 for two that night.

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