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S02.E09: It's Getting Steamy Up in Here!


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I'm all for being healthy but this just seems to be a control thing with Dmitri. Notice how Vanessa made sure to say she was the one who mentioned she wanted to get in shape 🙄 Highly unlikely! Also, if I never hear the word intimate again it will be too soon. 

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Said Ashley when I meant Vanessa
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My guess is that after he got caught cheating one too many times Fibber McGee blamed it on the Bible and how it was just his way of working out his calling. 

Paige rolled her eyes, realized the only thing more degrading than being married to this lard ass is getting left by him, and went along. 

So that somehow made it her idea.

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11 hours ago, Armchair Critic said:

Ashley has diastasis recti, which is a separation of the abdominal muscles. She says on Instagram people ask her how far along she is all the time.

I know someone who has a much worse case of this, but she is 50.   I have no idea if there is a surgical cure, but I would think Dimitri would demand it of Ashley it she could get it fixed.

There is not enough brain bleach in the universe for me to recover from this episode.   I am glad I haven't chosen "intimate" for a drinking game or I would be deader than Marley's ghost. 

So tonight steamed vaginas are on the menu?  Just another hoop  for Vanessa to leap through. And boot camp with Dimitri.    And that black thing with white flowers on Ashley's head looks like an old fashioned swim cap my grandmother had. Her leggings were hideous.   At this point I  think Ashley is beginning to creep me out nearly as much as Dimitri.   The fact that I think a lot of this is just their method of becoming z-list celebs doesn't make them not creep me out.  I wonder if they will keep adding more and more rules for Vanessa to follow.     Run, Vanessa, run.

The Allredge story is boring.  We know Jennifer bailed, and I really don't care why.  I think Tamy Winder (or however she spells it) is right to be concerned about bringing in another wife.  Too bad that Jay's faith has lapsed; I would like to see her convert Tamy and Sophia. Maybe they should message Brandi and Bri, as I hope Brandi will soon be looking again.

The only real drama in this mess is the McGees.  I detest Bernie.  I don't like Paige, but I really, really cannot stand Bernie.  First of all, they need to run a background check on miss overeager Brandi.  Also for the first visit she and Bri should have stayed in a hotel, and only Paige and Bernie should have met her on this visit.  It was much too early to introduce the kids;  it looks like the younger boy has already bonded somewhat, and I think Bernie has almost steam-rolled John into accepting her.   I wasn't sure what Paige meant about having to encourage Brandi to go out that night with Bernie;  I can't imagine Brandi having cold feet.   Oh, nevermind,  I guess that was after Paige's breakdown that she told Bernie and Brandi that it was still okay for them to go out. 

I am annoyed about the intrusion from Dr Pimple Popper.

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