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And here is the thread for your favorite True Blood quotes, such as the one I paraphrased in the thread title, originally made by Pam from the Season Four finale, "Blah, blah, vampire emergency, blah," to Eric while Sookie was in the room, which meant that she wanted to talk to Eric about vamp business that she didn't want Sookie to know about.

 

  Another was the scene when Alcide abjured Debbie, his former girlfriend, whom he caught cheating with Marcus, the former Packmaster, whom Alcide eventually killed. That scene convinced me that given the right material, Joe Mangianello can act as good as he looks.

 

 Another is what is arguably the greatest True Blood quote of all, which was actually the speech made by King Russell Edgington, after he killed a newscaster on international television, in which he asserted that humans were not only vastly inferior to vamps, many vamps would kill them and their kids to prove it. But the capper was at the end, when Russell turned to another camera and said, "And now, time for the weather. Tiffany?" which proved just how batshit crazy Russell was.

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Nan Flanagan: There have been times, I'll admit, where it's occurred to me that maybe I should put my career on hold and become a maker. But these last few hours here with you have erased those doubts forever.

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Jason said it. Not Andy. 

 

Andy said it to Jason and made him repeat it.  Andy wanted Jason to stop moping about over shooting Eggs since Andy covered up Jason's involvement.  And Jason acting normal is "Conscience off, dick on."

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Andy said it to Jason and made him repeat it.  Andy wanted Jason to stop moping about over shooting Eggs since Andy covered up Jason's involvement.  And Jason acting normal is "Conscience off, dick on."

 

I can't believe Andy could say something that spot on and funny. It must be true if you remember it though. Thanks.

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Yup, Andy said it to Jason, and then Jason repeats it later in the season.

 

Bill, upon seeing Pam dressed in black with her face covered: "Oh good. The world needs more beekeepers."

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Pam to Jessica - "Let's go to the ladies room and stare at ourselves in the mirror."

 

Pam - "Maybe later we can braid each other's hair and talk about boys.  Fucking baby vamps."

 

Pam - "I am so over Sookie and her precious fairy vagina and her unbelievably stupid name.  Fuck Sookie."

 

Pam - "I'm wearing a Walmart sweatshirt for y'all.  If that's not a demonstration of team spirit, I don't know what is."

 

Lafayette to Lettie Mae - "Your too busy praising Jesus to realize your daughter wants to move in with him permanently."

 

Lafayette to Sookie - "Well hey there sugar boo boo.  Now what is you doing here at yo place of work?  Cause I know it ain't work."

 

Jason -  “There's werewolves? Big Foot, is he real, too?”

 

Jason -  "If I want to be a fool then I will be a fool! That is my God given right as an American!"

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Jason: There's werewolves? Big Foot, is he real, too?"

 

  Even funnier was Jason's asking about Santa Claus.

 

Another funny moment was after Andy saved Jason from another punch from the boy whose parents were getting divorced because of his mom's fling with Jason, when Andy asked Jason: "Is there any woman in this town you haven't screwed?"  then Andy warned Jason seconds later: "You sleep with Holly, I'll kick your ass."

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I'm going to have to go with "Jesus Tits on Christ." and also "Fucktarded". Both of which I need to figure out how to slip into my conversational speech.

 

Also Hoyt: "Right here, right now. I fell more love, I feel more acceptance in this hate group than I ever felt at church, or basketball, or anywhere for that matter."

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My favourite quote is Lafayette's rant from Season 1 about AIDS burgers. The ending is the best, complete with the snap and high five with Jason as Lafayette saunters back to the kitchen

Lafayette: Bitch, you come to my house, you gonna eat my food the way I FUCKING MAKE IT - do you understand me? [flips food into customer's lap, snaps fingers] Tip yo’ waitress. [high fives Jason]

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Jason: I'm a modern man. I think and I feel. And I'm still a badass motherfucker of a warrior.

Lafayette: Okay, I did not see that shit coming.

Russell: I don't know if you got the subtext of the previous conversation, but THERE'S A NEW FUCKING AUTHORITY IN TOWN!

Sarah: Don't tell me you're a fan!

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The Magister to Eric, after Eric got pissed at him for calling Sylvie "a cow": "Put those fangs away, if you want to keep them."

 

Pam, to the Magister: "Did we fuck and I blocked it out?"

 

Eric, about the video store's porn section: "Leave it to humans to make sex this depressing." said the Sookie and Sylvie-fucker. Talk about "depressing!"

 

Eric, to Pam, after Pam confessed that she stole the idea of Fangtasia from Ginger: "You are such a bitch."

Pam: "But you still love me?"

Eric: "Always."

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The writers continue to give all the best lines to Kristen Bauer van Straten.

 

Pam: "I'm a Republicunt!"

 

 

Eric: "Find the mother."

Pam: "How? They all look the same!"

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