BookThief February 10, 2019 Share February 10, 2019 Y is for "YOUUUUUU!" as in when Jackie was explaining to Roseanne how they were different. "YOUUUUU! MEEEEEEE! YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" 5 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/89816-the-conners-alphabet-game/page/2/#findComment-5043918
Bastet February 10, 2019 Share February 10, 2019 Z is for Zit Magazine and its list of 10 Most Vicious Teens, which will feature Becky for sneaking out of a date with Chip to make out with Johnny Swanko 1 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/89816-the-conners-alphabet-game/page/2/#findComment-5044021
peacheslatour February 10, 2019 Share February 10, 2019 A is for Arnie. "I slept with ARNIE!" Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/89816-the-conners-alphabet-game/page/2/#findComment-5044376
Steff February 10, 2019 Share February 10, 2019 B is for Bonnie who had an amazing voice! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1y4ptVHmEIs 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/89816-the-conners-alphabet-game/page/2/#findComment-5044404
Bastet February 10, 2019 Share February 10, 2019 C is for Cool, the creepy little ogre in Roseanne’s fairy tale; the princess decided to have sex with him, before the queen talked her out of it, and the queen, the princess, and the ignorant old king lived happily ever after in a totally sex-free world, while Cool died a hideous death when something very sharp and heavy and medieval fell upon his head 1 5 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/89816-the-conners-alphabet-game/page/2/#findComment-5044430
BookThief February 10, 2019 Share February 10, 2019 D is for Don, Roseanne's husband--this translates to "Dan" in Mrs. Wellman's head. 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/89816-the-conners-alphabet-game/page/2/#findComment-5044442
Bastet February 17, 2019 Share February 17, 2019 On 2/10/2019 at 3:09 PM, BookThief said: D is for Don, Roseanne's husband You mean Roxanne's husband. 🙂 E is for Edna, the annoyingly talkative neighbor from whom Roseanne borrows a dress ("stick a few candles in it and make a wish") 1 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/89816-the-conners-alphabet-game/page/2/#findComment-5061151
UYI February 17, 2019 Share February 17, 2019 F is for Fisher, the abusive asshole who Jackie FINALLY got away from, and then Dan took his coat and beat him senseless. ("Well, what did he say?" "Well, If I can remember correctly: 'Ow, ow, my head.'") 1 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/89816-the-conners-alphabet-game/page/2/#findComment-5061668
peacheslatour February 17, 2019 Share February 17, 2019 G is for Gilligan whom Jackie inexplicably turned into. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/89816-the-conners-alphabet-game/page/2/#findComment-5061717
Bastet February 17, 2019 Share February 17, 2019 H is for the healing facial masks Roseanne and Jackie ask Dan to pick up – “for our butts!” 2 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/89816-the-conners-alphabet-game/page/2/#findComment-5061844
BookThief February 18, 2019 Share February 18, 2019 I is for the internet that Jackie gets addicted to. She was growing as a person in the Urkel chat room. 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/89816-the-conners-alphabet-game/page/2/#findComment-5062249
Steff February 19, 2019 Share February 19, 2019 J is for Judy. Becky's friend that Roseanne called every 15 minutes to ask Becky a "question" while Becky was out with Mark against her parent's wishes. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/89816-the-conners-alphabet-game/page/2/#findComment-5064447
tessaray February 19, 2019 Author Share February 19, 2019 K is for Roseanne's bad knee, which dominates S10. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/89816-the-conners-alphabet-game/page/2/#findComment-5066667
Bastet February 19, 2019 Share February 19, 2019 L is for the 24-hour kind of Lou Gehrig’s Disease Arnie came down with when he was supposed to meet Nancy’s family 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/89816-the-conners-alphabet-game/page/2/#findComment-5066680
BookThief February 20, 2019 Share February 20, 2019 M is for Mean, which Bev was when she sold her shares of the restaurant to Leon. Now mommy made everything better. 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/89816-the-conners-alphabet-game/page/2/#findComment-5068987
Steff February 20, 2019 Share February 20, 2019 N is for Norbert aka Ziggy. "Does your mom still call you Norbie?" 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/89816-the-conners-alphabet-game/page/2/#findComment-5069190
UYI February 24, 2019 Share February 24, 2019 O is for Orlando, home of Walt Disney World, where the Conners wound up visiting in season 8 (and spoofing just one episode later). 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/89816-the-conners-alphabet-game/page/2/#findComment-5078933
Bastet February 24, 2019 Share February 24, 2019 P is for perky, as in "so perky I’d like to drive a nail through her head," which is how Muriel described Vonda (but she didn’t say she didn’t like her) 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/89816-the-conners-alphabet-game/page/2/#findComment-5079011
BookThief February 24, 2019 Share February 24, 2019 Q is for the Quota they didn't make, honey bunch. (Sorry, I'm sure I use this one every time, but Q really sucks!) 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/89816-the-conners-alphabet-game/page/2/#findComment-5079201
peacheslatour February 24, 2019 Share February 24, 2019 34 minutes ago, BookThief said: Q is for the Quota they didn't make, honey bunch. (Sorry, I'm sure I use this one every time, but Q really sucks!) It does I've done Q before. You did the best anyone could. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/89816-the-conners-alphabet-game/page/2/#findComment-5079274
Bastet February 24, 2019 Share February 24, 2019 I have a Q in mind for the next round, but, as you'll see when we get there, it's a little bit of a stretch and similar to one already played. Once you do quota and Q-tips, you have to start getting creative. 1 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/89816-the-conners-alphabet-game/page/2/#findComment-5079337
UYI February 25, 2019 Share February 25, 2019 (edited) R is for Rockford, sight of the Daisy Chainsaw concert Darlene and Molly attended together (before Molly ditched Darlene for a few guys in the back of a van). ETA: WOW, that sounded SO slut-shamey, which wasn't my intention at all! Whoops. Edited February 25, 2019 by UYI 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/89816-the-conners-alphabet-game/page/2/#findComment-5081296
Bastet February 25, 2019 Share February 25, 2019 S is for Screwed, which the Conners are so far beyond the light from it will take one billion years to reach Earth 2 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/89816-the-conners-alphabet-game/page/2/#findComment-5081360
BookThief February 26, 2019 Share February 26, 2019 T is for Truth of Dare which Roseanne played with her friends. She wouldn't answer truth, so she had to go flash her husband of (however many) years. So risque! But she sure made the new neighbor feel welcome. 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/89816-the-conners-alphabet-game/page/2/#findComment-5082826
Bastet March 3, 2019 Share March 3, 2019 This is a repeat from the Roseanne game, but it hasn't been played here and we seem stalled, so ... U is for the umbrella holder (in the form of a Dalmation) Roseanne bought off the guys burglarizing the Bowman house, whom she thought were workers from a charitable organization; the Conners had no idea what it was actually for until Kathy spotted it and said, "That's my umbrella stand!" 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/89816-the-conners-alphabet-game/page/2/#findComment-5096003
peacheslatour March 3, 2019 Share March 3, 2019 V is for Valentines Day, Love Warren 1 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/89816-the-conners-alphabet-game/page/2/#findComment-5096546
BookThief March 3, 2019 Share March 3, 2019 W is for "WHAT are we talking about this--God and heaven and everything? It's Christmas!" 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/89816-the-conners-alphabet-game/page/2/#findComment-5096972
marriedaniac March 5, 2019 Share March 5, 2019 (edited) X is for... Roseanne's eX-husband, Tom Arnold? Edited March 5, 2019 by marriedaniac Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/89816-the-conners-alphabet-game/page/2/#findComment-5102011
peacheslatour March 5, 2019 Share March 5, 2019 2 hours ago, marriedaniac said: X is for... Roseanne's eX-husband, Tom Arnold? You mean Shecky Thomas? 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/89816-the-conners-alphabet-game/page/2/#findComment-5102448
BookThief March 21, 2019 Share March 21, 2019 Y is for "You've Really Got a Hold on Me" which Bonnie belted out in a particularly good mother's day episode. 6 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/89816-the-conners-alphabet-game/page/2/#findComment-5146903
Bastet March 21, 2019 Share March 21, 2019 Z is for the zzzz's Roseanne is trying to catch when Dan interrupts her sleep to insist they flip the mattress. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/89816-the-conners-alphabet-game/page/2/#findComment-5146966
Was-MArsenault March 22, 2019 Share March 22, 2019 A is for Ames McNamara Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/89816-the-conners-alphabet-game/page/2/#findComment-5148335
BookThief March 23, 2019 Share March 23, 2019 B is for Belle of the ball which Crystal said Roseanne would be in the dress she brought for her to borrow--Roseanne would rather wear the bag. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/89816-the-conners-alphabet-game/page/2/#findComment-5150186
Bastet March 23, 2019 Share March 23, 2019 C is for child-throwing, the Olympic event in which Dan and Roseanne were going to compete 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/89816-the-conners-alphabet-game/page/2/#findComment-5150320
Rebecca March 23, 2019 Share March 23, 2019 (edited) D is for Death. Sorry to be dark but some of the funniest episodes revolve around it. Roseanne and Jackie’s dad’s death: “So what you're saying is that, if she really loved him, she'd get the "White Rose", and if she doesn't... she'd get something with a twist tie, and the word "Hefty" on the side.” The death of the door to door salesman in their kitchen: Roseanne: “I think he's dead.” Dan: “Check again.” Roseanne: “I know how to count to zero.” (And, of course, Roseanne’s own death...not nearly as funny.) Edited March 23, 2019 by Rebecca 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/89816-the-conners-alphabet-game/page/2/#findComment-5150493
tessaray March 23, 2019 Author Share March 23, 2019 E is for Emilio - the father of Becky's baby and one of The Conners S1 cliffhangers. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/89816-the-conners-alphabet-game/page/2/#findComment-5150622
Bastet March 23, 2019 Share March 23, 2019 F is for the scented fuzzy dice the Conners got Jackie when she got her commercial driver license to drive the big rigs 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/89816-the-conners-alphabet-game/page/2/#findComment-5150662
BookThief March 23, 2019 Share March 23, 2019 G is for (your) Grandmother and DJ are at your door! 1 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/89816-the-conners-alphabet-game/page/2/#findComment-5150856
Rebecca March 23, 2019 Share March 23, 2019 H is for “Have another shot of pancake, Roseanne!!” 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/89816-the-conners-alphabet-game/page/2/#findComment-5151077
ChicksDigScars April 2, 2019 Share April 2, 2019 (edited) I is for Illinois. Lanford, Illinois. Edited April 2, 2019 by ChicksDigScars Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/89816-the-conners-alphabet-game/page/2/#findComment-5178411
Bastet April 2, 2019 Share April 2, 2019 J is for Judy Jetson, who Darlene looked like in one of the dresses Roseanne made her try on 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/89816-the-conners-alphabet-game/page/2/#findComment-5178427
Steff April 2, 2019 Share April 2, 2019 K is for kitchen table & Kathy Bowman in the BEST Halloween show opener ever. "it's just like gutting a fish!" "Liver?" 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/89816-the-conners-alphabet-game/page/2/#findComment-5178637
BookThief April 3, 2019 Share April 3, 2019 L is for: Listen up! There will be no talking, no giggling or laughing, no playing music, no singing, no animal noises, no doing whatever the hell you were doing when you were making that peg-leg kinda thumping noise, no bird calls, no bouncing the ball, and no jumping on the bed or I'm coming up there, now GO TO SLEEP! 3 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/89816-the-conners-alphabet-game/page/2/#findComment-5179074
Reality police April 3, 2019 Share April 3, 2019 On 3/23/2019 at 12:20 AM, Rebecca said: D is for Death. Sorry to be dark but some of the funniest episodes revolve around it. Roseanne and Jackie’s dad’s death: “So what you're saying is that, if she really loved him, she'd get the "White Rose", and if she doesn't... she'd get something with a twist tie, and the word "Hefty" on the side.” The death of the door to door salesman in their kitchen: Roseanne: “I think he's dead.” Dan: “Check again.” Roseanne: “I know how to count to zero.” (And, of course, Roseanne’s own death...not nearly as funny.) I know I'm supposed to do the alphabet but I couldn't resist after this post was posted. My favorite Jackie scene. 1 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/89816-the-conners-alphabet-game/page/2/#findComment-5179189
BookThief April 3, 2019 Share April 3, 2019 29 minutes ago, Reality police said: I know I'm supposed to do the alphabet but I couldn't resist after this post was posted. My favorite Jackie scene. Not just the alphabet, but alphabetic order. Letters will come around again--helps to save up something for when they do. Do you have an M for now to keep the game going? 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/89816-the-conners-alphabet-game/page/2/#findComment-5179282
Reality police April 3, 2019 Share April 3, 2019 1 hour ago, BookThief said: Not just the alphabet, but alphabetic order. Letters will come around again--helps to save up something for when they do. Do you have an M for now to keep the game going? Mourning Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/89816-the-conners-alphabet-game/page/2/#findComment-5179595
Bastet April 3, 2019 Share April 3, 2019 N is for Nicole, who cut one while facing off against D.J. in the regional final of the spelling bee 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/89816-the-conners-alphabet-game/page/2/#findComment-5179684
DXD526 April 3, 2019 Share April 3, 2019 O is for "Ouch, ouch, my head", last heard being said by Fisher. 2 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/89816-the-conners-alphabet-game/page/2/#findComment-5180672
marriedaniac April 8, 2019 Share April 8, 2019 P is for James Pickens, Jr aka Chuck! 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/89816-the-conners-alphabet-game/page/2/#findComment-5193090
Bastet April 8, 2019 Share April 8, 2019 Q is quitting pot, which Roseanne didn't realize they'd done – she just thought they were out 2 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/89816-the-conners-alphabet-game/page/2/#findComment-5193736
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