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The Conners Alphabet Game


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On 1/8/2019 at 8:16 PM, madpsych78 said:

N is for Nancy, played by Sandra Bernhard, who was first with Tom Arnold and then discovered she was a lesbian.

Being with Tom Arnold will do that!

And so T is for Tom Arnold, who will make any woman a lesbian!

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J is for Jimmy Meltrigger.  Who not only showed up to take Becky out after she.cut.the.cheese! but charmed the rented pants off Dan.  "I feel much better knowing my daughter is going out with a cornerback." 

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It was actually, "I feel much safer knowing my daughter is going out with a defensive player" (after realizing Becky mixed up cornerback and quarterback). 

K is for the knobs that were missing from the washer and dryer the Conners were attempting to sell despite the dead man in their kitchen. 

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