The Conners Alphabet Game

[tessaray 6.9k]

The Rules:

Post the next up letter of the alphabet with a Roseanne/The Conners reference.  

• A is for the Army, where both Geena and DJ serve(d).
• B is for ...

 

See the original Roseanne game here:

http://forums.previously.tv/topic/14624-roseanne-alphabet-game-that-was-my-joke-guess/ 

[jhlipton 10.8k]

B is for Burrito that they serve at the restaurant Becky works at (I didn't want to ue Becky as that would be too easy)

[tessaray 6.9k]

C is for Chicken Coop... because Grandpa Dan is a soft touch.  

[chitowngirl 8.1k]

D is for Dan...because...Dan!

[Bastet 42.8k]

Since you said we could play references to Roseanne, not just The Conners:

E is for Elvis, who got to die in his own bathroom

[RocknRollZombie 169]

F is for the Fonz which Bev said Mark reminded her of.

[peacheslatour 67.1k]

G is for Gidget, which Jackie said was going to be her baby's name.

[jhlipton 10.8k]

H is for Homes, which Dan builds

[peacheslatour 67.1k]

I is for Insurance, which they were hoping would save their finances after the basement flooded.

[jhlipton 10.8k]

37 minutes ago, peacheslatour said:

I is for Insurance, which they were hoping would save their finances after the basement flooded.

or which Roseanne didn't have (or have enough of).

[BookThief 613]

J is for Jerry Bowman, the Conner's former neighbor, who returned to Chicago for a son-in-law job.

[Bastet 42.8k]

K is for Kenny, the kid who traded his dog for D.J.’s comic books

[Reality police 8.0k]

L is for Lobo. Every one has been there, worked there, got drunk there, or got in a fight there.

[UYI 15.3k]

M is for Menudo, whose album Becky TOTALLY did not own!  

[madpsych78 7.8k]

N is for Nancy, played by Sandra Bernhard, who was first with Tom Arnold and then discovered she was a lesbian.

[BookThief 613]

O is for the Obituaries Jackie and Roseanne once went through trying to find Roseanne a job that recently opened up in Lanford...

[Bastet 42.8k]

P is for Pony Boy, who would not get back any part of him with which he touched Darlene

[peacheslatour 67.1k]

Q is for Q-Tips. Darlene bought DJ a gross of for Christmas.

[RocknRollZombie 169]

R for Raggedy Ann which is what Mark called David, When David told Becky that Mark is more sensitive, but won't admit it.

[Lili 273]

S is for Survive. Most of characters from Roseanne survived, except sadly for Roseanne herself.

[jhlipton 10.8k]

On 1/8/2019 at 8:16 PM, madpsych78 said:

N is for Nancy, played by Sandra Bernhard, who was first with Tom Arnold and then discovered she was a lesbian.

Being with Tom Arnold will do that!

And so T is for Tom Arnold, who will make any woman a lesbian!

[Steff 2.6k]

U is for the UFO that carried Arnie away  

"Who are the Allens and why are they out of spice?"

[peacheslatour 67.1k]

V is for Veronica, the doll who didn't like Jackie's hair.

[UYI 15.3k]

W is for Wellman, the plastic company where Roseanne, Jackie and Crystal worked in the first season. 

[BookThief 613]

X is for the (probably) XXX "massage parlour" Dan was helping remodel where Jackie (allegedly jokingly) claimed the women walk around in see-through body stockings.

[Steff 2.6k]

 Y is for yelling which the Conner family is known for. 

[peacheslatour 67.1k]

Z is for Ziggy, just because I can't think of anything else and just to get Z out of the way.

[Steff 2.6k]

A is for AnnMarie.   "we're all fingers over here"

[Bastet 42.8k]

B is for the great big pine box Roseanne needs to lie down in when Becky asks for birth control

[BookThief 613]

C is for when Becky Cut. The. Cheese. during her speech to the student council.

[peacheslatour 67.1k]

D is for David, who's real name is Kevin.

[Steff 2.6k]

E is for elevator that Roseanne took to watch Leon & his partner fight in Housewares. 

[peacheslatour 67.1k]

13 hours ago, Steff said:

E is for elevator that Roseanne took to watch Leon & his partner fight in Housewares. 

And Dan and Roseanne decided to be "spontaneous" on.

[BookThief 613]

F is for when Dan had the Flu and complained that Roseanne had just given him chicken water and no noodles.

[Bastet 42.8k]

G is for Good People, the Conners' religion (but they're non-practicing)

[Reality police 8.0k]

H is for Halloween, the most important holiday for the Conners.

[BookThief 613]

I is for "It's a boy!" when Roseanne decides to let David live with them rather than his abusive mom. This is how she breaks the news upon arriving home.

[Steff 2.6k]

J is for Jimmy Meltrigger.  Who not only showed up to take Becky out after she.cut.the.cheese! but charmed the rented pants off Dan.  "I feel much better knowing my daughter is going out with a cornerback." 

[Bastet 42.8k]

It was actually, "I feel much safer knowing my daughter is going out with a defensive player" (after realizing Becky mixed up cornerback and quarterback). 

K is for the knobs that were missing from the washer and dryer the Conners were attempting to sell despite the dead man in their kitchen. 

[Steff 2.6k]

L is for the Little Maggot, Brian.  Roseanne's boss at Chicken Divine. 

[peacheslatour 67.1k]

M is for Mark. Mark, Mark you puke in my truck and I'll kill you.

[BookThief 613]

N is for the Newspapers Darlene (kind of) delivered in a failed attempt to make easy money.

[Lili 273]

O is for "One Flew Over the Conners' Nest," the title of one of the episodes.

[Reality police 8.0k]

P is for peeping, when Dan and Roseanne peeped on the nudist neighbors.

[BookThief 613]

Q is for quitting, like when Roseanne walked out on Faber at Wellman's and said "I guess we're not gonna meet our quota today, honeybunch".

[UYI 15.3k]

R is for Rockford, the site of the Daisy Chainsaw concert that left Darlene wanting to see Molly killed and stuffed in a trunk. 

[peacheslatour 67.1k]

S is for Johnny Swanko, The Make Out King.

[Bastet 42.8k]

Ah, Johnny Swanko.  The Tongue Bandit -- I love Dan and Roseanne's reactions.

T is for "tureen of beef," Jackie’s theatrical debut

[UYI 15.3k]

U is for the University of Illinois, where Becky secretly applied and got accepted before eloping with Mark. 

[Steff 2.6k]

V is for Vanessa from the Magazine Discount House, one of Roseanne's many jobs after Wellman.