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B is for Burrito that they serve at the restaurant Becky works at (I didn't want to ue Becky as that would be too easy)

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Since you said we could play references to Roseanne, not just The Conners:

E is for Elvis, who got to die in his own bathroom

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37 minutes ago, peacheslatour said:

I is for Insurance, which they were hoping would save their finances after the basement flooded.

or which Roseanne didn't have (or have enough of).

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J is for Jerry Bowman, the Conner's former neighbor, who returned to Chicago for a son-in-law job.

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K is for Kenny, the kid who traded his dog for D.J.’s comic books

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M is for Menudo, whose album Becky TOTALLY did not own!  

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N is for Nancy, played by Sandra Bernhard, who was first with Tom Arnold and then discovered she was a lesbian.

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O is for the Obituaries Jackie and Roseanne once went through trying to find Roseanne a job that recently opened up in Lanford...

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P is for Pony Boy, who would not get back any part of him with which he touched Darlene

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S is for Survive. Most of characters from Roseanne survived, except sadly for Roseanne herself.

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On 1/8/2019 at 8:16 PM, madpsych78 said:

N is for Nancy, played by Sandra Bernhard, who was first with Tom Arnold and then discovered she was a lesbian.

Being with Tom Arnold will do that!

And so T is for Tom Arnold, who will make any woman a lesbian!

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U is for the UFO that carried Arnie away  

"Who are the Allens and why are they out of spice?"

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W is for Wellman, the plastic company where Roseanne, Jackie and Crystal worked in the first season. 

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X is for the (probably) XXX "massage parlour" Dan was helping remodel where Jackie (allegedly jokingly) claimed the women walk around in see-through body stockings.

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B is for the great big pine box Roseanne needs to lie down in when Becky asks for birth control

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E is for elevator that Roseanne took to watch Leon & his partner fight in Housewares. 

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13 hours ago, Steff said:

E is for elevator that Roseanne took to watch Leon & his partner fight in Housewares. 

And Dan and Roseanne decided to be "spontaneous" on.

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F is for when Dan had the Flu and complained that Roseanne had just given him chicken water and no noodles.

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G is for Good People, the Conners' religion (but they're non-practicing)

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I is for "It's a boy!" when Roseanne decides to let David live with them rather than his abusive mom. This is how she breaks the news upon arriving home.

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J is for Jimmy Meltrigger.  Who not only showed up to take Becky out after she.cut.the.cheese! but charmed the rented pants off Dan.  "I feel much better knowing my daughter is going out with a cornerback." 

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It was actually, "I feel much safer knowing my daughter is going out with a defensive player" (after realizing Becky mixed up cornerback and quarterback). 

K is for the knobs that were missing from the washer and dryer the Conners were attempting to sell despite the dead man in their kitchen. 

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L is for the Little Maggot, Brian.  Roseanne's boss at Chicken Divine. 

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O is for "One Flew Over the Conners' Nest," the title of one of the episodes.

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Q is for quitting, like when Roseanne walked out on Faber at Wellman's and said "I guess we're not gonna meet our quota today, honeybunch".

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R is for Rockford, the site of the Daisy Chainsaw concert that left Darlene wanting to see Molly killed and stuffed in a trunk. 

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Ah, Johnny Swanko.  The Tongue Bandit -- I love Dan and Roseanne's reactions.

T is for "tureen of beef," Jackie’s theatrical debut

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U is for the University of Illinois, where Becky secretly applied and got accepted before eloping with Mark. 

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V is for Vanessa from the Magazine Discount House, one of Roseanne's many jobs after Wellman. 

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