Brandi Glanville: Drinking and Tweeting - a book and a lifestyle!

[talula]

She was talking to Bravo about the spin-off and RHOBH. She mentions she will be doing RHOBH part-time...let's see if Bravo makes an announcement!?!?

Edited August 9, 2015 by talula

[AnnaMayWong]

Shit!!

Shit!!

Shit!!

Shit!!

[AnnaMayWong]

My tablet malfunctioned. Only ONE "S_ _t" was to be shown, however, if it is apt☆ ...(Kanye shrug)

Edited August 9, 2015 by BookElitist

[rehoboth]

Let's see, you take the worst from RHOBH and the worst (most boring ever) from RHONY and add in the douchiest RH husband ever and that makes a good show?  Not something I'll make time for.

[SFoster21]

Josh looks like Lamce Armstrong in that picture. Not a good look.

[MissMel]

Kristen is really "not too intelligent" if she chooses to film anything with Brandi. Just those pictures posted have made me think less of her. And I liked her.

[talula]

Kristen is really "not too intelligent" if she chooses to film anything with Brandi. Just those pictures posted have made me think less of her. And I liked her.

Wonder how long the girls friendship will last once Kristen is around Brandi for filming?

[zoeysmom]

When Brandi first started this rumor she put a wink after her tweet.  No offense to Kristen but she is not exactly TV excitement and being Brandi's sidekick won't add to it.  Brandi believes herself to be the next Cheslea Handler and she just isn't.  Adding sometimes pretty and rarely funny in the mix just won't go very far. Let's see Brandi's last failed pilot was "Model Behavior" will this be "Last Decades Models"?

 

I would be shocked if it is Bravo spin-off, as RHNYC is still an active season.  After the collapse of Nene and Kim, I just don't see it happening.

[WireWrap]

When Brandi first started this rumor she put a wink after her tweet.  No offense to Kristen but she is not exactly TV excitement and being Brandi's sidekick won't add to it.  Brandi believes herself to be the next Cheslea Handler and she just isn't.  Adding sometimes pretty and rarely funny in the mix just won't go very far. Let's see Brandi's last failed pilot was "Model Behavior" will this be "Last Decades Models"?

 

I would be shocked if it is Bravo spin-off, as RHNYC is still an active season.  After the collapse of Nene and Kim, I just don't see it happening.

Kristen also just did a Bravo event in Portland with RezaF so I am not so sure she is done with the NY show. I also don't know if Josh wants to relocate back to the LA area and I don't see Brandi moving out to NY because of her sons. Brandi tried to make her upcoming "announcement" sound like it was a done deal despite also tweeting that there were still paperwork/signatures needed and lots of "red tape" which does not bode well for any show IMO.I think she is blowing smoke to keep her name in the tabloids and to keep her fans.

[AnnaMayWong]

When Brandi first started this rumor she put a wink after her tweet. No offense to Kristen but she is not exactly TV excitement and being Brandi's sidekick won't add to it. Brandi believes herself to be the next Cheslea Handler and she just isn't. Adding sometimes pretty and rarely funny in the mix just won't go very far. Let's see Brandi's last failed pilot was "Model Behavior" will this be "Last Decades Models"?

I would be shocked if it is Bravo spin-off, as RHNYC is still an active season. After the collapse of Nene and Kim, I just don't see it happening.

Pretty?! (lol!)

[zoeysmom]

http://www.allabouttrh.com/brandi-glanville-dishes-on-kim-richards-and-rhobh/

Now Brandi left RHOBH because she got a bigger better show? Of course it is about to be announced any day. I wonder if it is "Model Behavior"? Something tells me Brandi may have gotten an offer but no one (as in a network) picked the talentless hack's show.

 

Now she is back to talking about fighting with Eddie publicly.

[WireWrap]

http://www.allabouttrh.com/brandi-glanville-dishes-on-kim-richards-and-rhobh/

Now Brandi left RHOBH because she got a bigger better show? Of course it is about to be announced any day. I wonder if it is "Model Behavior"? Something tells me Brandi may have gotten an offer but no one (as in a network) picked the talentless hack's show.

 

Now she is back to talking about fighting with Eddie publicly.

Really, all she has going now is using Kim/Kathy/Kyle and Eddie/Leann to keep herself in the tabloids and blogs. LOL

[zoeysmom]

Dipstick is fighting with Reality Tea.  Brandi has been putting it out there to attend her wine signing why would she send an invitation?   

[LotusFlower]

Really, all she has going now is using Kim/Kathy/Kyle and Eddie/Leann to keep herself in the tabloids and blogs. LOL

Exactly. They only booked her to get the tea on Kim. She knew that, so she went in with vague information, acting like she's still in the know. I don't know if she's still talking to Kim, but I doubt Kathy talks to her. Why would she? Brandi made the whole thing up, just to stay relevant.

[Lura]

Hmmmmm.  There is something vaguely reminiscent about a feature on Kristen Taekman's face that reminds me of the same feature on Taylor Armstrong's face.  I'm not certain, but maybe one of you know what it could be.  I'd like to see a picture of the two of them together.                                                                                                                                         

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              

[zoeysmom]

Oh how the mighty mouth has fallen:  https://twitter.com/LLL3_0/status/634962523536515073  I guess is her new thing-Dear Abby, type advice.

[LotusFlower]

Oh how the mighty mouth has fallen:  https://twitter.com/LLL3_0/status/634962523536515073  I guess is her new thing-Dear Abby, type advice.

Makes sense. They hired her to dish juicy gossip about RHOBH and anything else, but now that she was canned, she has nothing to offer. So they cooked this up - probably just 'til the end of her contract with them. But honestly - can you think of a worst person to take advice from?

[zoeysmom]

Makes sense. They hired her to dish juicy gossip about RHOBH and anything else, but now that she was canned, she has nothing to offer. So they cooked this up - probably just 'til the end of her contract with them. But honestly - can you think of a worst person to take advice from?

I am thinking she gave two pretty good examples of why she is not a good advice giver.

[LotusFlower]

I am thinking she gave two pretty good examples of why she is not a good advice giver.

Wait - so you don't think suggesting to someone to tell your boss to STFU is good advice? (I love the irony of Brandi telling everyone to STFU last season, and her bosses fired her! Yet these editors saw fit to give this brain trust an advice column).

[zoeysmom]

Here is the big project Brandi has been dying to tell everyone about-I see this going straight to You Tube.  http://starcasm.net/archives/326890

[zulualpha]

lol, it looks like the set of a porno. 

[zoeysmom]

http://www.tmz.com/2015/08/27/brandi-glanville-makes-joanna-krupa-swear-under-oath-about-vagina-odor-smell/

I see Brandi new attorney is a fame whore. How ridiculous and guaranteed to keep Brandi in the spotlight. Someone had to have released the interrogatories because they are not filed with the court.  Should be dull as dirt when the motion to exclude is filed.

lol, it looks like the set of a porno. 

When I saw the title I thought it was a porno. 

[ebkitty]

I've come to the conclusion that dear old Brandi just can't learn from her mistakes or take any responsibility.

[AnnaMayWong]

In witless wonder, Brandi meanders along...

Following this my first time viewing of Joanna, I don't get the raves concerning her looks. Not trying to be insulting, but based on comments from various sources, the reports have been HIGHLY exaggerated.

[Lura]

                                                             BRANDI IS AN ORDAINED MINISTER!

 

Yep, you read it here first.  Brandi has announced on Twitter that she is now ordained by the Church of Life as an ordained minister -- and she shows the certificate for all to see!  Before you get too excited like I did, I think the Church of Life is the one you pay something like $1 dollar to, and you get the certificate.  She can now perform marriages and all kinds of things.  I wish I could have thought of a snappy reply, but I couldn't.

 

Brandi is also talking about her exciting night with her boyfriend (followed by a few hearts).  Who's that?  I haven't checked Brandi out lately, so I don't know who her current bed partner is.  I hope he likes sleeping with ministers.  I wonder whether Brandi, before each climactic moment, will shout to the heavens, "Dear Lord, thank you for what we are about to receive!"  (I know, I know.  I'm about to be sent to Hell for that.)

Edited August 30, 2015 by Lura

[zoeysmom]

In witless wonder, Brandi meanders along...

Following this my first time viewing of Joanna, I don't get the raves concerning her looks. Not trying to be insulting, but based on comments from various sources, the reports have been HIGHLY exaggerated.

If you just viewed the TMZ story not a flattering picture.  Joanna is a very pretty lady and she has a killer body-her forte is bathing suits because she is too short to be a high fashion model-she is also now in her mid thirties.  Joanna is essentially Poland's Heidi Klum.  She hosts Poland's Next Top Model  http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2336678/Real-Housewives-star-Joanna-Krupa-Anja-Rubik-stun-Polands-Next-Top-Model-final.html

http://www.we-care.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/JoannaKrupaAvatar.jpeg Head shot

http://www.banzaj.pl/pictures/celebrity/gwiazdy_polskie/joanna_krupa/joanna_krupa_w_bikini/joanna_krupa_w_bikini_05.jpg  Swimsuit

[Lura]

Not bad, zoeysmom.  I think the bod is better than the face shot.  What's that thing sticking out of her lower abdomen on the right side (her left side)? 

[EVS]

BRANDI IS AN ORDAINED MINISTER!

Yep, you read it here first. Brandi has announced on Twitter that she is now ordained by the Church of Life as an ordained minister -- and she shows the certificate for all to see! Before you get too excited like I did, I think the Church of Life is the one you pay something like $1 dollar to, and you get the certificate. She can now perform marriages and all kinds of things. I wish I could have thought of a snappy reply, but I couldn't.

Anything for attention.

Eta: Maybe she has an equally messed up, delusional, narcissistic friend (besides Kim) who wants Brandi and her tampon string to perform his or her wedding ceremony? Otherwise I'm sticking with "anything for attention".

Edited August 30, 2015 by EVS

[AnnaMayWong]

If you just viewed the TMZ story not a flattering picture. Joanna is a very pretty lady and she has a killer body-her forte is bathing suits because she is too short to be a high fashion model-she is also now in her mid thirties. Joanna is essentially Poland's Heidi Klum. She hosts Poland's Next Top Model http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2336678/Real-Housewives-star-Joanna-Krupa-Anja-Rubik-stun-Polands-Next-Top-Model-final.html

http://www.we-care.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/JoannaKrupaAvatar.jpeg Head shot

http://www.banzaj.pl/pictures/celebrity/gwiazdy_polskie/joanna_krupa/joanna_krupa_w_bikini/joanna_krupa_w_bikini_05.jpg Swimsuit

[AnnaMayWong]

I am still not 'seein' it. But then, I have never understood the reasons Klum is considered SO attractive. She is not UNattractive just bland --typical dyed blonde who is thin but nothing special. Must be media hypnosis.

***ETA:

***Once again, sorry about my QUOTE skills or, rather, the lack of...**

Edited August 31, 2015 by BookElitist

[Cranky One]

From Brandi's FB: (I removed the person's name. Please, God...NO!

 

 

****** Luv u Brandi!! Are u getting ur own Reality show yet?
Like · Reply · 1 · August 28 at 9:56am

 

Brandi Glanville Hopefully I will have some news to share soon!
Like · Reply · 4 · August 28 at 12:06pm

[WireWrap]

From Brandi's FB: (I removed the person's name. Please, God...NO!

LOL, Brandi has been spouting "Hopefully I will have some news soon" since she was fired from the BH show! LOL

[Lura]

Re Brandi's legal representation (waaaay up above):

 

 

 

I doubt she [Yo] could pass the competency portion with her Lyme brain.

 

Lyme brain or lame brain?  In this case, they're pretty much the same.  With Yo as Brandi's legal counsel, it would pretty much be a case of "Lame and Lamer." 

 

My only comment about Brandi's $1,000 grocery bills is that, at least in my state, alcohol is sold in most supermarkets.  I don't see Brandi as the make-a-filet-mignon-at-home kind of girl.  Most of the cooking at Brandi's house is at IHOP. Or she could be investing in "Legally Blonde" to make it look like it's selling. 

Edited August 31, 2015 by Lura

[GreatKazu]

http://www.tmz.com/2015/08/27/brandi-glanville-makes-joanna-krupa-swear-under-oath-about-vagina-odor-smell/

I see Brandi new attorney is a fame whore. How ridiculous and guaranteed to keep Brandi in the spotlight. Someone had to have released the interrogatories because they are not filed with the court.  Should be dull as dirt when the motion to exclude is filed.

When I saw the title I thought it was a porno. 

I think her attorney released that question. Doesn't necessarily mean they are part of the interrogatories. Brandi was shooting off her mouth back in July that her attorney was doing some shady things. I have not kept up with anything about Brandi other than that bit of info. 

[PhilMarlowe2]

I wonder if Brandi is secretly pissed that Yolanda has recovered just in time for filming since Yolanda's illness was at least part of Bravo's excuse for not wanting her back (Brandi had no more friends in the cast).

[AnnaMayWong]

Rather timely recuperation for Yolanda isn't it. Haha!

Edited September 1, 2015 by BookElitist

[zoeysmom]

I wonder if Brandi is secretly pissed that Yolanda has recovered just in time for filming since Yolanda's illness was at least part of Bravo's excuse for not wanting her back (Brandi had no more friends in the cast).

Brandi on Yolanda  http://www.etonline.com/news/171103_brandi_glanville_gives_kim_richards_update/ and Kim and Kristen.  In other words Brandi can't get ink unless it is about on of her friends.  

 

I am going over to Yolanda's thread. 

[ebkitty]

Ooops!!

Edited September 2, 2015 by ebkitty

[zoeysmom]

I am shocked no news from Brandi on her new reality show. . . aren't we going into the fourth month waiting to hear about all her AMAZING offers?

[WireWrap]

I am shocked no news from Brandi on her new reality show. . . aren't we going into the fourth month waiting to hear about all her AMAZING offers?

"SOON", "SOOn", "SOon", "Soon", "soon", "Oh never mind" LOL

[zoeysmom]

Very revealing Brandi story.  She sure got chatty on her Podcast.  She had her favorite guest -herself after her BFF Kristen Taekman cancelled.  brandi seems concerned about Lady Gaga's sobriety because she had a misstep at PUMP and Lisa Vanderpump didn't catch her.  http://www.realitytea.com/2015/09/04/brandi-glanville-ordained-minister-talks-real-housewives-behind-scenes-lisa-vanderpump-new-book/  Brandi didn't like the story called them mean. 

[PhilMarlowe2]

I believe the "We've got other exciting offers!" has also been used by Lynn Curtin, Gretchen Rossi, Sheree Whitfiled and Carlton Gebbia  - that is just off the top of my head - and we see how that turned out...

[Lura]

I CANNOT BELIEVE that TMZ story about Brandi's lawyer submitting those questions to Joanna!!!!!!!  It has to be a joke, and a bad one at that!  I thought she'd hired that former lawyer of Lohan's, Laura What'shername.  In Lohan's day, I read that her attorney had a fine reputation and was a legal ace.  Are we talking about the same woman who is now demanding that Joanna prove in court the questions on that list???  That is too revolting for words.  Is that kind of "stuff" admissible in court???  I now officially despise Brandi and all that she stands for and all that she doesn't stand for, all that she is and all that she isn't.  She is filth.

[zoeysmom]

I CANNOT BELIEVE that TMZ story about Brandi's lawyer submitting those questions to Joanna!!!!!!!  It has to be a joke, and a bad one at that!  I thought she'd hired that former lawyer of Lohan's, Laura What'shername.  In Lohan's day, I read that her attorney had a fine reputation and was a legal ace.  Are we talking about the same woman who is now demanding that Joanna prove in court the questions on that list???  That is too revolting for words.  Is that kind of "stuff" admissible in court???  I now officially despise Brandi and all that she stands for and all that she doesn't stand for, all that she is and all that she isn't.  She is filth.

It really is more about if Mohammed said it about Joanna.  I agree I think it was a joke leaked to TMZ or made up by TMZ.

[WireWrap]

It really is more about if Mohammed said it about Joanna.  I agree I think it was a joke leaked to TMZ or made up by TMZ.

ALTHOUGH, I can see Brandi telling her new lawyer to push that question OR that Brandi herself "leaked" that question to TMZ to further embarrass JK.  

[PhilMarlowe2]

As someone who dislikes both Joanna and Brandi, I love the idea that Brandi's lawyers would force Joanna to deal with those questions. This lawsuit is so incredibly stupid, Joanna is such a vindictive mess. If she wants to take such a petulant argument to such an extreme degree, well then this is what she has to deal with. In my ideal world, Brandi would somehow lose the case but Joanna wouldn't see a dime off it, and they would both go home losers.

[Lura]

Dipstick is fighting with Reality Tea.

 

I don't know where the nickname Dipstick began, but I get a laugh every time I read it.  It's so like Brandi -- tall, thin and devoid of much gray matter upstairs!  Which reminds me:  I've given Brandi's wine so many nicknames that I honestly couldn't tell you what the real name of it is! 

 

In that recent interview (was it Reality Tea?) Brandi sounds more than depressed to me.  I thought she sounded scared to death about the present and the future.  I was amazed that her boys have lived in something like seven places in their young lifetimes!!!  That, in itself, breeds insecurity -- all of that moving to new places, new neighborhoods, new schools, new friends, and just when they're semi-accustomed to it, it's time to move again.  No wonder they're happier at Eddie's house!  I think panic is setting in, and I'd be panicked if I were Brandi.  She's on a fast train to nowhere.  IMHO, Brandi has burned her show biz bridges and needs to sell off her Prada bags and other flashy duds if she wants to keep those boys.

 

 

[WireWrap]

As someone who dislikes both Joanna and Brandi, I love the idea that Brandi's lawyers would force Joanna to deal with those questions. This lawsuit is so incredibly stupid, Joanna is such a vindictive mess. If she wants to take such a petulant argument to such an extreme degree, well then this is what she has to deal with. In my ideal world, Brandi would somehow lose the case but Joanna wouldn't see a dime off it, and they would both go home losers.

Well, except that JK did send Brandi a C&D letter telling her to stop with the smelly comments and Brandi refused to do so. IMO, had Brandi just STFU, as she loves to tell others, this lawsuit would have never happened. She not only repeated the story a second time on WWHL but then kept it up in her Podcasts, tabloids and allegedly in a restaurant. Brandi really believes her shite doesn't stink and that she can say whatever she wants without repercussions and that just isn't real life IMO.

[zoeysmom]

Brandi has made a mess out of her life.  Obtaining full time status, deciding to out Adrienne's surrogacy, writing a book that was essentially a tell all and Eddie and Leann wisely deciding to not give her any more fuel for the ugly mess she wrote Brandi should have quit while she was ahead.  Her second book wasn't quite as successful because the publisher would not allow her to name people (guys she banged) and for the most part no one cared any longer to try and discover their identities and Brandi stopped talking.  Her third book has the working title "F*ck Emily Post", that is the direction she is going.  Her Aussie mag now has her writing an advice column vs. commenting on celebs,  Brandi finally realize nobody wanted to be associated with her?  I noticed Leeza Gibbons, one of the many Brandi mentioned having big plans with, has dropped off the radar with the project Brandi spoke of shortly after Leeza's winning Celebrity Apprentice aired.

 

So as she plods through this Krupa vs. Glanville battle, fingers crossed, she gets a sizable judgment against her.   So she has to feel the pain of avoiding paying it or pay it.  I noticed Brandi did not back down she also went after Ramona Singer this year, after Ramona answered a viewer's question about Brandi (Ramona commented on Brandi having a lot of fillers in her face-to which Andy responded-duh) and Brandi went on a rant.  Brandi has alienated so many RH, Ramona, Joanna, Lea, Nene, Cynthia, Kyle, Lisa V. Lisa R., Camille, Joyce, Adrienne, Fay (okay every takes swipes at Faye) Taylor even Tamra and even Jeff Lewis of Flipping Out, husbands, Ken, Vince, Pau;, Mauricio.  Her guests on her Podcast  are becoming more and more irrelevant, no one cares who she talks about because no one listens anymore.  

 

The truth cannon is going out with a whimper.  This lawsuit isn't about the Joanna's odor or lack thereof, it is about Brandi not hesitating to drop names and embarrass and intimidate friends and associates to further her agenda. In this particular case she claims to have done it because of Yolanda.  Maybe Yolanda will help he out with the judgment.

Edited September 7, 2015 by zoeysmom

[WireWrap]

I don't know anything about Joanna because I never watched Miami. But if she is as ridiculous as Brandi it is fine with me to have Brandi have to pay huge money for lawyers and Joanna get nothing but having Brandi stop saying stuff. Does Joanna do the things that Brandi does or is she a different kind of annoyance? I really want Brandi to have to suffer some consequences from this. If it takes someone like her to bring her down, even better, haha. I guess I really just don't like people like Brandi, and there are a couple in my life. Fortunately I am the type who can ignore it in real life, as in not have anything to do with them even though it is required. I love that Brandi is having to spend money on lawyers. I laugh every time she posts about it. Hahaha is what I do. She is an indulged full grown brat who is really stupid to boot. Jaqueline Laurita stupid. She thought she was going to just blurt out another thing to shut someone else down, when someone said something she didn't like. But it backfired on her big time. Finally someone pushed back. My only sad part is, I wish it had been Mauricio who had pushed back. I wish Brandi had done just one more tiny little thing, running her mouth about his business and then BAM! lawsuit from Mauricio, with judgments against her, super high penalties, the whole shebang awarded to him. Because he was really nice to her and she tried to hurt his business and his personal life with his daughters. She is an ugly woman, nothing to do with her looks or her sex stuff. Her heart is pure ugly.

I watched Miami and Joanna was nowhere near as bad as Brandi IMO. She is a piece of work, yes, but is not as nasty or quite as vulgar as Brandi is. Of the 2, Joanna is the lesser evil, again, IMO.