CletusMusashi March 23, 2015 Share March 23, 2015 (edited) Luftballoon knows that when Rick starts showing his extra-crazy, entire groups die. Realizing that it is the ultimate redshirt, it chooses to be elsewhere. Edited March 24, 2015 by CletusMusashi 5 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/7984-carls-hat-the-ultimate-survivor/page/3/#findComment-957966
iRarelyWatchTV36 March 23, 2015 Share March 23, 2015 (edited) Random Kid-Built Toy Boat floats dociley in the pond. Surrounded by the new craziness, it revels on its spot in its own little "Sea of Tranquility". Edited March 23, 2015 by iRarelyWatchTV36 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/7984-carls-hat-the-ultimate-survivor/page/3/#findComment-958087
Pete Martell March 23, 2015 Share March 23, 2015 Ammo tells Sasha, with a slight huff, "I'm out!" Katana, resting at home, taunts Any And All Firearms On Michonne's Person with a sweet, pure chorus of, "Ain't nothin' like the real thing baby..." Casserole sits outside, waiting and hoping someone will find it to be of some use. Unfortunately, after a few hours, that doctor, bobbing and weaving along the road, leans over it and slurs, "Ever seen American Pie? You'll do." As Casserole hears the sound of a lowering zip, it fully and completely supports its maker's murder plan. 5 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/7984-carls-hat-the-ultimate-survivor/page/3/#findComment-958574
iRarelyWatchTV36 March 23, 2015 Share March 23, 2015 ^ or..... Casserole has low self-seteem. It never goes home with someone unless its the beer-goggles guy. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/7984-carls-hat-the-ultimate-survivor/page/3/#findComment-958596
kj4ever March 24, 2015 Share March 24, 2015 J Gun is desperate to be found because it's been gun-napped by the cowardly Nicholas... 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/7984-carls-hat-the-ultimate-survivor/page/3/#findComment-962446
kikismom March 24, 2015 Share March 24, 2015 (edited) Never mind! Edited March 24, 2015 by kikismom Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/7984-carls-hat-the-ultimate-survivor/page/3/#findComment-962565
PeterPirate March 25, 2015 Author Share March 25, 2015 (edited) Clock Radio sits there, proudly and sternly. "I am the mausoleum of all hope and desire", it tells itself, "which will fit these individuals' needs no better than it did their fathers before them. I am here, not that they may REMEMBER time, but that they may FORGET it for a moment now and then, and not SPEND all of their breath TRYing to CONQUER it." Then Kitchen Timer rings first. "Conquer this", it says. Edited March 25, 2015 by PeterPirate 6 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/7984-carls-hat-the-ultimate-survivor/page/3/#findComment-965007
iRarelyWatchTV36 March 25, 2015 Share March 25, 2015 (edited) Random Yet Useful Baby Monitor says, "hey, remember her? Just checking, cause most of CDB doesn't seem to." Edited March 25, 2015 by iRarelyWatchTV36 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/7984-carls-hat-the-ultimate-survivor/page/3/#findComment-966609
Giselle March 25, 2015 Share March 25, 2015 (edited) "Like sands through the hourglass, so are the Days of Our Lives.".......what Video Recorder thinks every time he's turned on. Edited March 25, 2015 by Giselle 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/7984-carls-hat-the-ultimate-survivor/page/3/#findComment-966877
Giselle March 25, 2015 Share March 25, 2015 Rejected Casserole thinks "Next time I'm giving everybody food poisoning and Deanna I'm gonna hit you the hardest" 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/7984-carls-hat-the-ultimate-survivor/page/3/#findComment-966964
PeterPirate March 30, 2015 Author Share March 30, 2015 (edited) Katana is elated. "I'm back, bitches!!!" Edited March 30, 2015 by PeterPirate 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/7984-carls-hat-the-ultimate-survivor/page/3/#findComment-981013
iRarelyWatchTV36 March 30, 2015 Share March 30, 2015 (edited) Katana is elated. "I'm back, bitches!!!" Katana is slightly sorry for being used as the instrument of Reg's death. "I never really liked Chevy Chase, and he kinda looked like him, so...." Sturdy Walking Stick is 5 feet of pure ZA fighting awesomeness!! [CDB/ASZ] Ladies, Morgan has arrived. He has a big stick, and he knows what to do with it. Neck-Tie Noose still worked just fine. Just got to apply the right amount of torque. Dead Walker Pile doesn't like Sasha. "This ain't no body conforming mattress commercial, lady!" and "This ain't break time, baby, get back to work!" Sometimes Locked, Sometimes Not, But Always Used Gate sure got a lot of action this week. Probly could use a post-bliss cigarette. That Mistreated Casserole Dish is about fed up. Porch Dick got what he deserved. And Deanna? That's what you get for ignoring me; a dead husband. Hmph! Edited March 30, 2015 by iRarelyWatchTV36 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/7984-carls-hat-the-ultimate-survivor/page/3/#findComment-981081
GreyBunny March 30, 2015 Share March 30, 2015 (edited) Rejected Casserole commiserates with Thrown Down Casserole. First one left out in the cold, then another dropped on the floor. Carol's casseroles get no love. They plot revenge. Porch Dick Pete and Deanna got what they deserved. Edited March 30, 2015 by GreyBunny 6 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/7984-carls-hat-the-ultimate-survivor/page/3/#findComment-981389
Nashville March 30, 2015 Share March 30, 2015 ASZ Liquor Stock was lonely and wondered what happened to its old friend Pete. No one paid it nearly as much attention anymore.... 5 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/7984-carls-hat-the-ultimate-survivor/page/3/#findComment-982428
kj4ever March 31, 2015 Share March 31, 2015 Wolves Impotent Gun had another blow to it's self esteem when it not only couldn't protect it's owners, but was useless at killing the walker. 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/7984-carls-hat-the-ultimate-survivor/page/3/#findComment-987105
iRarelyWatchTV36 March 31, 2015 Share March 31, 2015 (edited) Long Strong Chain has never been used as a deadly weapon before. This is awesome! Swing me at 'em again, long-haired smelly dude!! Having the time of its life. Zombie Rave Semis Masquerading as Canned Goods Movers finally figuring out what the company owners meant by they're good for nothing but dead weight now, when they left them there. God damnit! All Those Bandaids are much pleased and relieved. Not often they get to give two people the 'full facial treatment'. Edited March 31, 2015 by iRarelyWatchTV36 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/7984-carls-hat-the-ultimate-survivor/page/3/#findComment-987496
CletusMusashi April 1, 2015 Share April 1, 2015 Alaska License Plate is ready for anything. It can see zombies from its back yard, doncha know? 8 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/7984-carls-hat-the-ultimate-survivor/page/3/#findComment-988924
iRarelyWatchTV36 April 12, 2015 Share April 12, 2015 Purloined Pistol That Spent Much Time Cradled on Rick's Waist Line was found inconsolably crying and distraught the night Reg and Pete died. I was so sure that the boss liked me, I've been with him for about a couple weeks, and then up & out of nowhere, I got fired. Fired, I tell you! Waaaaaah!!! 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/7984-carls-hat-the-ultimate-survivor/page/3/#findComment-1026836
Rosiejuliemom April 26, 2015 Share April 26, 2015 This is why I need this show to not have a hiatus. 1 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/7984-carls-hat-the-ultimate-survivor/page/3/#findComment-1078007
PeterPirate July 1, 2015 Author Share July 1, 2015 (edited) Carl's Hat looks askance at Triangle Hat (shown atop a zombie in one of the promos for the companion series). "I'm watching you", it says, while doing the two finger eye-to-eye thing. Edited July 3, 2015 by PeterPirate 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/7984-carls-hat-the-ultimate-survivor/page/3/#findComment-1287454
iRarelyWatchTV36 July 4, 2015 Share July 4, 2015 Carl's Hat looks askance at Triangle Hat (shown atop a zombie in one of the promos for the companion series). "I'm watching you", it says, while doing the two finger eye-to-eye thing. Hat-on-Hat violence. Shit gon' get real now. Carl's Hat scoffs at Triangle Hat: Bet I'm dirtier than you, son! 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/7984-carls-hat-the-ultimate-survivor/page/3/#findComment-1294150
Rosiejuliemom July 5, 2015 Share July 5, 2015 Carl's Hat to Triangle Hat: "Now listen here, upstart. I've outlasted Fishing Hat, Glenn's Baseball Cap, Dirty Knit Beanie, Riot Gear Helmets, Gum-Chewing Cap, and other headgear that you can't even imagine. What makes you think you're any different?" *Highlander-esque battle for supremacy follows, complete with epic setting, lightning, and Queen soundtrack* 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/7984-carls-hat-the-ultimate-survivor/page/3/#findComment-1296483
PeterPirate August 24, 2015 Author Share August 24, 2015 (edited) Ooops, nothing to see here. Edited August 24, 2015 by PeterPirate Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/7984-carls-hat-the-ultimate-survivor/page/3/#findComment-1442500
iRarelyWatchTV36 October 12, 2015 Share October 12, 2015 Lonely Suicidal Semi-Truck said Goodbye, cruel world. Word on the street is the Russian judge zombie gave it a 5.5; technically sound but too much surface disturbance at impact. Massive Walker Quarry Horde followed the sign posts to Helms Deep. Where's Sauron?! Maze Walls to Direct Walkers dual-purposed into a non-flexible bounce house for walker noggins. Rick, Michonne & Morgan threw a real Flare Party. They thought it was the 4th of July and wanted to the walkers to get in the patriotic mood. Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/7984-carls-hat-the-ultimate-survivor/page/3/#findComment-1593605
Nashville October 12, 2015 Share October 12, 2015 Space Blanket is like, yo, I was all happy, not bothering anyone, just chilling in my tree. So why does this redheaded barbarian-looking motherdicker have to pull me into his own personal hell? 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/7984-carls-hat-the-ultimate-survivor/page/3/#findComment-1593891
iRarelyWatchTV36 October 12, 2015 Share October 12, 2015 Beat Up Lemon Car was thrilled to be the Grand Marshal and leader of the Walker Pride Parade. 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/7984-carls-hat-the-ultimate-survivor/page/3/#findComment-1595203
CletusMusashi October 13, 2015 Share October 13, 2015 (edited) Falling Truck is confused. Everybody thought that schtick was great when Ambulance did it! What is Truck? Chopped liver? Edited October 13, 2015 by CletusMusashi 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/7984-carls-hat-the-ultimate-survivor/page/3/#findComment-1597802
iRarelyWatchTV36 October 14, 2015 Share October 14, 2015 Falling Truck is confused. Everybody thought that schtick was great when Ambulance did it! What is Truck? Chopped liver? Truck didn't have Daryl and Carol as temporary passengers during its swan dive, Ambulance did. Makes all the difference, apparently. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/7984-carls-hat-the-ultimate-survivor/page/3/#findComment-1600957
PeterPirate October 18, 2015 Author Share October 18, 2015 (edited) Truck is all, "Hey! I stood guard for a couple years and then had the ground taken out from under me! People should be thanking me for doing my duty all those years! Don't leave me behind with these walkers, yo! At least give me the damn key so I can get myself out of here!" Of course, when translated from English to Truckese, the only thing we hear is: "Hhhhhhhhoooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnkkkkkkkkkkk!" Edited October 18, 2015 by PeterPirate 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/7984-carls-hat-the-ultimate-survivor/page/3/#findComment-1615050
iRarelyWatchTV36 October 19, 2015 Share October 19, 2015 Continuous Horn was pissed off. This is why we get a bad rap!! Stubborn Vehicle laughed at the people who couldn't start it and got eaten. Idiots! Dead Turtle hopes he gave stupid cannibal girl stomach problems because of her system not liking its slow passage of time in digesting its raw meat. Enid enjoyed her feast of Dead Turtle. Hmm, everything really does taste like chicken! (see the pertaining TD episode to understand better) Everybody always hating on the Celery Soup. You'll miss me when everything else is gone and I've gone rotten, punks! 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/7984-carls-hat-the-ultimate-survivor/page/3/#findComment-1617868
CletusMusashi October 20, 2015 Share October 20, 2015 (edited) Oven Timer will make damned sure that Carol's food comes out on time. Oven Timer ain't stupid! Oven Timer is terrified of that woman! Edited October 20, 2015 by CletusMusashi 8 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/7984-carls-hat-the-ultimate-survivor/page/3/#findComment-1621769
iRarelyWatchTV36 October 29, 2015 Share October 29, 2015 (edited) Ignored Fire Escape Stairs tried to get Glenn & Nicholas' attention when they ran past. "Hey guys, if you use me to get on the roof, you'll probably live! Guys! *small voice* Over here, I can lead you to safety. *smaller voice* I'm right here. *salty tear leaks out* I wanted to help, but now you're just zombie indigestion, you stupid bastards." Edited October 29, 2015 by iRarelyWatchTV36 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/7984-carls-hat-the-ultimate-survivor/page/3/#findComment-1652523
iRarelyWatchTV36 November 2, 2015 Share November 2, 2015 (edited) Tabitha the Goat bleated so that the crazy man her Cheesemaker invited in would save her from the monsters, but now that he's taken care of that little bit of unpleasantness....... telepathically transmits "thanks for the assist, dude who was gonna steal me earliier" while calmly standing around eating grass like a Boss. Edited November 2, 2015 by iRarelyWatchTV36 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/7984-carls-hat-the-ultimate-survivor/page/3/#findComment-1664983
CletusMusashi November 2, 2015 Share November 2, 2015 Dr. Cheeseman's Couch is grateful that Stinky Unshowered Man did not opt to sleep on it right away. Bucket, however, is not having a fun week. 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/7984-carls-hat-the-ultimate-survivor/page/3/#findComment-1665395
Rosiejuliemom November 2, 2015 Share November 2, 2015 Piece of Graffitoed Drywall places a curse on Morgan for splitting it in twain. "May your suppressed rage be so hot as to always and forever melt your Goo Goo Clusters!" *evil laugh* Random Bullet and Rabbit's Foot miss Dazed Forest Wanderers and Dr. Cheeseman, but are content to stay with Morgan for the moment. Art of Peace, however, is thirsty for Unfair Wolf Blood and is simply biding its time. 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/7984-carls-hat-the-ultimate-survivor/page/3/#findComment-1667054
PeterPirate November 16, 2015 Author Share November 16, 2015 (edited) Cooler is all, "Hey baby, what's your sign?" Insulin is all, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" Cigar is all, "This girl is on fire!" RPG Launcher just hangs there, like a gym sock on a shower rod. Edited November 16, 2015 by PeterPirate 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/7984-carls-hat-the-ultimate-survivor/page/3/#findComment-1715906
iRarelyWatchTV36 November 17, 2015 Share November 17, 2015 (edited) Motorcyle was happy after the two whoevers rode off on it; "Traded in grease-stanky and now I get rode by a man/woman for some loud & dirty 3some, ZA-style. Score!" Naval Uniform is hating life; "Me being a product of the Navy and you being 'dolphin smooth' is not a "ha-ha" lameass joke I want any part of, Sergeant Sleazebag!" Edited November 17, 2015 by iRarelyWatchTV36 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/7984-carls-hat-the-ultimate-survivor/page/3/#findComment-1719378
CletusMusashi November 19, 2015 Share November 19, 2015 Abraham's Cigar wishes that Sasha was a Bill Clinton fan. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/7984-carls-hat-the-ultimate-survivor/page/3/#findComment-1726716
KirkB November 20, 2015 Share November 20, 2015 (edited) Crossbow tried refusing to come out until it's owner showered and cut his hair but Canvas Bag was too much of a fanboy and relented. Crossbow was so upset it decided to find a new owner and hitched a ride with Motorcycle. Edited November 20, 2015 by KirkB 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/7984-carls-hat-the-ultimate-survivor/page/3/#findComment-1731555
iRarelyWatchTV36 November 23, 2015 Share November 23, 2015 Carl's Hat is all like; "I'm back bitches!! Miss me?! Glenn got to take 3 episodes off, so I got my contract worked so I got some time off too. Deal with it!" 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/7984-carls-hat-the-ultimate-survivor/page/3/#findComment-1739657
Giselle November 24, 2015 Share November 24, 2015 (edited) Eugene's machete is embarrassed for Eugene... it knows the only thing it might ever split in Eugene's hands is the curtain fabric to enlarge the peep hole so Eugene can watch Sasha and dolphin smooth Abraham go at it. Edited November 25, 2015 by Giselle 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/7984-carls-hat-the-ultimate-survivor/page/3/#findComment-1742499
Giselle November 25, 2015 Share November 25, 2015 As Green Balloons were rising Enid and Glenn swear they could faintly hear them singing... "I wish that I could flyInto the skySo very highJust like a dragonfly I'd fly above the treesOver the seas in all degreesTo anywhere I please Oh I want to get awayI want to fly awayYeah yeah yeah Oh I want to get awayI want to fly awayYeah yeah yeah" 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/7984-carls-hat-the-ultimate-survivor/page/3/#findComment-1746914
iRarelyWatchTV36 November 30, 2015 Share November 30, 2015 This episode was just a tiny bit perverted, there..... Not-A-Lock-Pick Pin was shoved right into Lock, without permission or warning, with the resident peeping tom right there to watch the action up close. Maybe cause for concern, as Lock's tumblers don't open for just anything. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/7984-carls-hat-the-ultimate-survivor/page/3/#findComment-1758070
diebartdie December 7, 2015 Share December 7, 2015 Medical Supplies were so angry about being used on that unfair wolf, they decided to just go on and give him a nasty infection......Nasty unfair wolf teeth just ate that infection up with a smile. 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/7984-carls-hat-the-ultimate-survivor/page/3/#findComment-1780062
CletusMusashi February 14, 2016 Share February 14, 2016 Daryl's Bike would like to come home now. It's had enough of that stupid Samurai show. 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/7984-carls-hat-the-ultimate-survivor/page/3/#findComment-1958204
iRarelyWatchTV36 February 15, 2016 Share February 15, 2016 Rocket Launcher/Projectile didn't like mouthy motorcycler. "Here's some 'shit' for you to bite, chew, swallow... unfortunately won't have much of a chance to repeat" Who hides a Gun in a Cigar Box [or whatever that box (collection?) was for] in a church? A devout preacher, obviously. Tanker Truck would apologize to Lake, but it felt too good not to. "Been holding that in forever! Headlights were literally floating." 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/7984-carls-hat-the-ultimate-survivor/page/3/#findComment-1960028
PeterPirate February 15, 2016 Author Share February 15, 2016 Rocket Launcher is happy to have served its purpose--twice--during the episode. But it's disappointed that the Greasy-Haired Human didn't say "Yippee-ki-yay, mother-screwer!" 5 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/7984-carls-hat-the-ultimate-survivor/page/3/#findComment-1960255
Giselle February 16, 2016 Share February 16, 2016 Carl's hat feels lost among the shuffle. It wants to shout "Don't tread on me!". 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/7984-carls-hat-the-ultimate-survivor/page/3/#findComment-1962583
AndySmith February 16, 2016 Share February 16, 2016 Ah, Coral's Hat. I think I hate it almost as much as I hate Coral. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/7984-carls-hat-the-ultimate-survivor/page/3/#findComment-1963745
Nashville February 16, 2016 Share February 16, 2016 Carl's hat feels lost among the shuffle. It wants to shout "Don't tread on me!". Don't worry. Carl's probably still keeping an eye on it. Kinda. 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/7984-carls-hat-the-ultimate-survivor/page/3/#findComment-1963755
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