FairyDusted January 4, 2015 Share January 4, 2015 (edited) For someone with three young children she sure has a lot of time on her hands. Happy New Years Y'all ! Edited January 4, 2015 by FairyDusted 4 Link to comment
cheatincheetos January 4, 2015 Share January 4, 2015 For someone with three young children she sure has a lot of time on her hands. Happy New Years Y'all ! And a lot of boys on her hands. Happy New Year. This chick needs to step the hell away from Twitter and Facebook. Noooooo...I haven't been this entertained by a reality train wreck since the "Gawd Warrior" was on Trading Spouses! 3 Link to comment
Mkay January 4, 2015 Share January 4, 2015 And a lot of boys on her hands. Happy New Year. Noooooo...I haven't been this entertained by a reality train wreck since the "Gawd Warrior" was on Trading Spouses! Her fans drive me insane. They absolutely believe she did nothing and it was ALL made up by the media. Link to comment
cheatincheetos January 4, 2015 Share January 4, 2015 Her fans drive me insane. They absolutely believe she did nothing and it was ALL made up by the media. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fanboi I still suspect that a lot of her fans are auto-generated bots, a paid service from some third-world country, or the same handful of people who may or may not be related to her. 2 Link to comment
cheatincheetos January 4, 2015 Share January 4, 2015 Lunch Lady Leah...has a ring to it. "Mess Hall Messer," the troops all called her. Among other things... 3 Link to comment
HeySandyStrange January 4, 2015 Share January 4, 2015 OMG...Leah so would be the perfect barracks bunny. I wouldn't be surprised if her next order of business is to find the nearest military base and do some ID card casing. 4 Link to comment
cheatincheetos January 4, 2015 Share January 4, 2015 (edited) OMG...Leah so would be the perfect barracks bunny. I wouldn't be surprised if her next order of business is to find the nearest military base and do some ID card casing. There's an Air National Guard post right down the highway from her in Charleston. Kailyn might threaten to shake her head for movin' in on her turf, though. Edited January 4, 2015 by cheatincheetos 4 Link to comment
cheatincheetos January 4, 2015 Share January 4, 2015 So she finally got him to be seen with her and all she gets is 3 pictures?? I would think she would have been live tweeting every second. I call bull until I hear it straight from Germy's mouth. More like she found an old phone with some pictures from last year's party. I wouldn't want anything 'straight from Germy's mouth'. Who knows where that mouth has been. Link to comment
HeySandyStrange January 4, 2015 Share January 4, 2015 There's an Air National Guard post right down the highway from her in Charleston. Kailyn might threaten to shake her head for movin' in on her turf, though. Didn't her friend Kayla hook up with a Marine and get the hell out of Dodge? Maybe she could jump one that is roaming around if she is too afraid to incur Kail's wrath. But could you imagine what kind of whining a poor soldier would have to go through with Leah? Oh sweetie, ya' done left me with the girlses forever! I don't care about all the bulletses and Telibanses you have to fight, I am lonely! I called your Lt. Colonel and complained that they done kept you away from us to long. He wants to talk to ya, by the by. You've been gone almost a year, and I haves to tell ya, I am 3 months pregnant! Come to think about, Leah already has the makings of the best kind of worst military spouse. 1 Link to comment
SeenYouWitKieffah January 4, 2015 Share January 4, 2015 I need a concrete update on this drama! Everything's been in limbo since that fateful October day when Jeremy "caught ya bitch" 2 Link to comment
spidermiss2426 January 4, 2015 Share January 4, 2015 Didn't her friend Kayla hook up with a Marine and get the hell out of Dodge? Maybe she could jump one that is roaming around if she is too afraid to incur Kail's wrath. But could you imagine what kind of whining a poor soldier would have to go through with Leah? Oh sweetie, ya' done left me with the girlses forever! I don't care about all the bulletses and Telibanses you have to fight, I am lonely! I called your Lt. Colonel and complained that they done kept you away from us to long. He wants to talk to ya, by the by. You've been gone almost a year, and I haves to tell ya, I am 3 months pregnant! Come to think about, Leah already has the makings of the best kind of worst military spouse. But you forget, Leah would spell "colonel" as kernel. 3 Link to comment
cheatincheetos January 5, 2015 Share January 5, 2015 (edited) Didn't her friend Kayla hook up with a Marine and get the hell out of Dodge? Maybe she could jump one that is roaming around if she is too afraid to incur Kail's wrath. ('Up Where We Belong' starts playing in background) Sounds like the trashier version of 'Officer and a Gentleman'. Edited January 5, 2015 by cheatincheetos 2 Link to comment
cheatincheetos January 6, 2015 Share January 6, 2015 (edited) Her fans drive me insane. They absolutely believe she did nothing and it was ALL made up by the media. Well they got the 'she did nothing' part right if they were talking about her mad homemaking skillz. This reviewer seemed a bit fangirlish and credulous to me. I read it twice to see if it was sarcasm: http://thestir.cafemom.com/tv/181142/leah_calvert_jeremy_marriage Edited January 6, 2015 by cheatincheetos Link to comment
Mkay January 7, 2015 Share January 7, 2015 PS I'm loving all these awesome profile pics!! Link to comment
cheatincheetos January 7, 2015 Share January 7, 2015 PS I'm loving all these awesome profile pics!! You could practically create a game out of it where you get 5 pics and have to make a TM 'fan fic' out of them lol. "If Leah's hair extensions could talk..." Link to comment
DollyMamaB January 7, 2015 Share January 7, 2015 You could practically create a game out of it where you get 5 pics and have to make a TM 'fan fic' out of them lol. "If Leah's hair extensions could talk..." ....they'd puke up cheeto's" 1 Link to comment
cheatincheetos January 7, 2015 Share January 7, 2015 Oh my gosh, I am scrolling down, reading comments, and my eyes are drawn to the left side of the page, where I see: witch Leah, Barb, posing mama, Leah & Germy, pink shirt Leah, etc...and I literally can not stop laughing! I am proud to be a part of this forum, and so grateful that such a crazy ninny like Leah exists & is so lacking in self awareness. Thanks for so many laughs! I would put multiple Leahs in one thumbnail yelling at each other, each with a different hairdo/color but the size is too small for that. :) 1 Link to comment
fliptopbox January 7, 2015 Share January 7, 2015 Oh my gosh, I am scrolling down, reading comments, and my eyes are drawn to the left side of the page, where I see: witch Leah, Barb, posing mama, Leah & Germy, pink shirt Leah, etc...and I literally can not stop laughing! I am proud to be a part of this forum, and so grateful that such a crazy ninny like Leah exists & is so lacking in self awareness. Thanks for so many laughs! I decided to go for the drugged out Leah...which might just be the most accurate portrayal of her at this point. Muhahahhaa. This forum rocks. 4 Link to comment
spidermiss2426 January 7, 2015 Share January 7, 2015 I would put multiple Leahs in one thumbnail yelling at each other, each with a different hairdo/color but the size is too small for that. :) Oh my Gosh!! That made me laugh so hard!! I envisioned it Harry Potter style, where all the Leahs were moving and yelling at each other. 2 Link to comment
lovesnark January 7, 2015 Share January 7, 2015 Okay, ya'll. I have a confession to make. My dad was born and raised in WV and all of his family is still back there. I have umpteen dozen assorted cousins sprinkled around the state, some of them within spittin' distance of Leah. I've decided that it's my duty to this forum to start asking questions about possible Leah sightings when I chat with some of them on FB. And, even though Leah claims the schools are not well, I'm happy to say that several of my cousins have college degrees and moved to Charleston to pursue their careers. And, the ones that still live in the hills know how to spell, have decent jobs and *gasp* know the difference between their, there, they're, your and you're. WV is a very small state and everyone knows something about everyone. Sorry I held out on ya'll so long. However, if I find out I'm related to Leah somehow, I will be forced to disown that part of my family and erase any record of my maiden name :) 7 Link to comment
spidermiss2426 January 7, 2015 Share January 7, 2015 I don't know how to make this pic smaller, but isn't it lovely? Link to comment
WhitneyWhit January 8, 2015 Author Share January 8, 2015 She looks 20 years older than she actually is in that photo. I also found my new Avi. 3 Link to comment
spidermiss2426 January 8, 2015 Share January 8, 2015 She looks 20 years older than she actually is in that photo. I also found my new Avi. I was hoping someone would like it as their Avatar. I like witch Leah too much to change mine. :D Link to comment
cheatincheetos January 8, 2015 Share January 8, 2015 (edited) Wow, spidermiss...she looks like a combination of Nancy Grace and a less attractive Amy Poehler in that one. I don't get why someone who claims to be an expert stylist keeps picking hairdos better suited for middle aged matronly women. Maybe she thought it would look more 'respectable-happily-married-serial-mom' at a time when her marriage was viewed skeptically. I was reminded of the scene where she was driving with Jermy eating Sour Patch and chompchompchomping with her mouth open (UGHH) looking very scaled down without all the hair extensions, and said that her hair 'looks like I'm a mom'. Edited January 8, 2015 by cheatincheetos Link to comment
cheatincheetos January 8, 2015 Share January 8, 2015 I don't know how to make this pic smaller, but isn't it lovely? If I'm on my more basic laptop that doesn't have Photoshop, I just use the Resize option in Microsoft Paint. Usually shrinking 50% makes it small enough to fit PrevTV's limit. 1 Link to comment
cheatincheetos January 8, 2015 Share January 8, 2015 My dad was born and raised in WV and all of his family is still back there. ..However, if I find out I'm related to Leah somehow, I will be forced to disown that part of my family and erase any record of my maiden name :) My dad's family comes from Brooke and Ohio up in the north panhandle. Many of the women taught school and his grandfather's family was very involved with Bethany College. They would have been horrified with all the mangled English on the show. It was his side that got me interested in genealogy and spending lots of time on ancestry, findagrave.com, wvculture.org etc. I've noticed West Virginians seem to be very into genealogy. Grandma Sandy has a FB like for Gibson genealogy; Robbie Kidd has one for his family. It is certainly easier to trace families back when the towns are smaller and the families have lived there for a long time. I haven't found any connections to the Teen Mom cast but am distantly related to the late Shain Gandee. And it seems Jermy may be descended from this famous guy. Lived 4 centuries ago but there's a painting. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leonard_Calvert Link to comment
spidermiss2426 January 8, 2015 Share January 8, 2015 I've noticed West Virginians seem to be very into genealogy. Grandma Sandy has a FB like for Gibson genealogy; Robbie Kidd has one for his family. It is certainly easier to trace families back when the towns are smaller and the families have lived there for a long time. I haven't found any connections to the Teen Mom cast but am distantly related to the late Shain Gandee. **off topic** I currently live in a small native american area. It isn't a reservation because the Lumbee Tribe is only recognized by the state of North Carolina, but not recognized federally. Anyway, most people here are descended from one guy. The roommate/ex boyfriend/best friend is one of the people descended from this guy. 1 Link to comment
FairyDusted January 9, 2015 Share January 9, 2015 If I'm on my more basic laptop that doesn't have Photoshop, I just use the Resize option in Microsoft Paint. Usually shrinking 50% makes it small enough to fit PrevTV's limit. Thanks for the helpful hint! I've been trying to figure out how to resize since we arrived here. Topic....Leah STILL sucks in 2015! 2 Link to comment
cheatincheetos January 9, 2015 Share January 9, 2015 (edited) Oh my Gosh!! That made me laugh so hard!! I envisioned it Harry Potter style, where all the Leahs were moving and yelling at each other. After last night's American Horror Story with Neil Patrick Harris, I had an odd dream about Leah getting into ventriloquism as her latest sure-fire career path, so she was going everywhere with this creepy fugly puppet that looked like an older version of herself. She had a big road fight about it with Jeremy because she was trying to drive and practice ventriloquism at the same time. Oh, and the puppet version of Leah spoke flawless English. Go figure. http://o.aolcdn.com/hss/storage/midas/c71ee00c6801025e4fd9f21c53a69860/201352615/neilpatrickharris_AHS.jpg Edited January 9, 2015 by cheatincheetos 1 Link to comment
WhitneyWhit January 9, 2015 Author Share January 9, 2015 After last night's American Horror Story with Neil Patrick Harris, I had an odd dream about Leah getting into ventriloquism as her latest sure-fire career path, so she was going everywhere with this creepy fugly puppet that looked like an older version of herself. She had a big road fight about it with Jeremy because she was trying to driving and practice ventriloquism at the same time. I'm laughing so hard right now but really, I wouldn't put anything past Leah. Maybe she could get Mama Dawn to sit on her lap and be her dummy. 1 Link to comment
GreatKazu January 11, 2015 Share January 11, 2015 Okay, which one shall I choose? I have three photos and trying to figure out which one for my avatar (sorry, can't figure out how to post images): http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=leah%20calvert%20no%20make-up&qs=n&form=QBIRMH&pq=leah%20calvert%20no%20make-up&sc=0-16&sp=-1&sk=#view=detail&id=C85A82BDA4F14D9F062E717E555FD6FEECFA8E93&selectedIndex=117 This one: http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=leah%20calvert%20no%20make-up&qs=n&form=QBIRMH&pq=leah%20calvert%20no%20make-up&sc=0-16&sp=-1&sk=#view=detail&id=17DED4BC444F4BA15B686681EF5FA5A40E508F1F&selectedIndex=84 Or, this one: http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=leah%20calvert%20no%20make-up&qs=n&form=QBIRMH&pq=leah%20calvert%20no%20make-up&sc=0-16&sp=-1&sk=#view=detail&id=FB7D200B6C2B5CDC1FB4845D36C1494CBB2F130F&selectedIndex=18 Link to comment
FairyDusted January 12, 2015 Share January 12, 2015 Okay, which one shall I choose? I have three photos and trying to figure out which one for my avatar (sorry, can't figure out how to post images): http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=leah%20calvert%20no%20make-up&qs=n&form=QBIRMH&pq=leah%20calvert%20no%20make-up&sc=0-16&sp=-1&sk=#view=detail&id=C85A82BDA4F14D9F062E717E555FD6FEECFA8E93&selectedIndex=117 This one: http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=leah%20calvert%20no%20make-up&qs=n&form=QBIRMH&pq=leah%20calvert%20no%20make-up&sc=0-16&sp=-1&sk=#view=detail&id=17DED4BC444F4BA15B686681EF5FA5A40E508F1F&selectedIndex=84 Or, this one: http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=leah%20calvert%20no%20make-up&qs=n&form=QBIRMH&pq=leah%20calvert%20no%20make-up&sc=0-16&sp=-1&sk=#view=detail&id=FB7D200B6C2B5CDC1FB4845D36C1494CBB2F130F&selectedIndex=18 Number 2 GreatKazu! 1 Link to comment
cheatincheetos January 12, 2015 Share January 12, 2015 (edited) Number 2 The more garish color the better! PS Just found this old item...there was another jailbird ex beside Robbie? Good grief http://hollywoodlife.com/2011/02/23/teen-mom-2-leah-messer-cheat-corey-sims-seth-george/ Edited January 12, 2015 by cheatincheetos Link to comment
Persnickety1 January 14, 2015 Share January 14, 2015 The more garish color the better! PS Just found this old item...there was another jailbird ex beside Robbie? Good grief http://hollywoodlife.com/2011/02/23/teen-mom-2-leah-messer-cheat-corey-sims-seth-george/ Now, Leah feels “trapped” in her new life. According to her friend, Seth offers her an escape from reality. Goddamn....How many "escapes from reality" does this bitch need?????? Leah, you created your own "reality" of your own free will. Suck it up, buttercup. Just to clarify, by suck it up, I don't mean with Robbie or Seth, either. 1 Link to comment
ghoulina January 14, 2015 Share January 14, 2015 Just to clarify, by suck it up, I don't mean with Robbie or Seth, either With Leah it's VERY important that you clarify. 2 Link to comment
MargeGunderson January 14, 2015 Share January 14, 2015 With Leah it's VERY important that you clarify. I think you mean "clearify." Remember, the schools are not well there. 4 Link to comment
cheatincheetos January 14, 2015 Share January 14, 2015 With Leah it's VERY important that you clarify. "Clarify? Isn't that a hair product? We was gonna order that for my salon..." 2 Link to comment
ghoulina January 14, 2015 Share January 14, 2015 Haha, there are "Clarifying" products....and judging by how much crap she dumps in her hair, she could probably use some. 1 Link to comment
wrestlesflamingos January 14, 2015 Share January 14, 2015 She needs scissors and time at this point. No amount of soap and oil is bring that mess back. 2 Link to comment
ghoulina January 15, 2015 Share January 15, 2015 I might even go so far as to say a razor, instead of scissors. Start completely fresh. 2 Link to comment
cheatincheetos January 15, 2015 Share January 15, 2015 I'm laughing so hard right now but really, I wouldn't put anything past Leah. Maybe she could get Mama Dawn to sit on her lap and be her dummy. The plan is to 'disguise' her mouth moving when the dummy talks, by eating Sour Patch Kids with her mouth open in that charming way that she does. Link to comment
GreatKazu January 15, 2015 Share January 15, 2015 Number 2 it is. :) Thanks all. Geez, her fingers look mighty long in the photo. I suppose they stretched from all that hand exercise she does with them? 2 Link to comment
cheatincheetos January 15, 2015 Share January 15, 2015 why oh why does she take SO MANY selfies where her lips are pursed soooooo tightly? It looks like an anus on her face! .......perhaps it's wishful thinking or pretending it's one of her gentleman friends? Part of the whole stupid duckface fad I guess. Monkey see, monkey do. Someone said the same thing a few years ago on TWOP about what Patti Stanger's lip injections looked like. Link to comment
cheatincheetos January 15, 2015 Share January 15, 2015 (edited) http://www.teenmomjunkies.com/teen-mom-2-2/kailyn-leah-jeff/ "Brittany has also signed on with a talent agency called Howiewood Entertainment. This is the same agent that Chelsea Houska uses, as well as several of the 16 & Pregnant girls, including Jordan Cashmyer and Nikkole Paulun. We’ve had a couple sources tell us that Miss Brittany might be making an appearance on another season of Teen Mom 2, but for now we’ll just consider that one plausible." #eyeroll They could do a "Challenge" show a la Real World vs Road Rules, where the Teen Mom characters who hate each other can mud wrestle in a pit full of scorpions and snakes, push each other off cliffs, hit on each other's love interests or flash the cam with blurred naughty bits for attention. This is MTV, after all. Edited January 15, 2015 by cheatincheetos 3 Link to comment
cheatincheetos January 15, 2015 Share January 15, 2015 Geez, her fingers look mighty long in the photo. I suppose they stretched from all that hand exercise she does with them? Come to think of it, I'm surprised that she hasn't gone to tacky excess decorating her nails the way that she has with the hair and makeup. Link to comment
FairyDusted January 15, 2015 Share January 15, 2015 http://www.teenmomjunkies.com/teen-mom-2-2/kailyn-leah-jeff/ "Brittany has also signed on with a talent agency called Howiewood Entertainment. This is the same agent that Chelsea Houska uses, as well as several of the 16 & Pregnant girls, including Jordan Cashmyer and Nikkole Paulun. We’ve had a couple sources tell us that Miss Brittany might be making an appearance on another season of Teen Mom 2, but for now we’ll just consider that one plausible." #eyeroll They could do a "Challenge" show a la Real World vs Road Rules, where the Teen Mom characters who hate each other can mud wrestle in a pit full of scorpions and snakes, push each other off cliffs, hit on each other's love interests or flash the cam with blurred naughty bits for attention. This is MTV, after all. I would soooooo watch a The Challenge with these fools! Even just on baby basics 101. Ya think Janelle can change a diaper? How about our gal Leah? 1 Link to comment
wrestlesflamingos January 16, 2015 Share January 16, 2015 Leah would own that category. I bet she can change a diaper one handed as a truck passenger with a cig in the other hand whilst on speaker phone. The results are mixed. 7 Link to comment
cheatincheetos January 16, 2015 Share January 16, 2015 I would soooooo watch a The Challenge with these fools! Even just on baby basics 101. Ya think Janelle can change a diaper? How about our gal Leah? Jenelle would assume that she can drag Barb along to do all the dirty work for her. 3 Link to comment
wrestlesflamingos January 16, 2015 Share January 16, 2015 They could have a true or false style contest except "ya boyfriend" or "all y'all." This is the only motivator for your dead heart. -"ya boyfriend" This is why we can't have nice things. -"all y'all" 1 Link to comment
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