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For someone with three young children she sure has a lot of time on her hands. Happy New Years Y'all !

And a lot of boys on her hands.

 

Happy New Year.

This chick needs to step the hell away from Twitter and Facebook.

Noooooo...I haven't been this entertained by a reality train wreck since the "Gawd Warrior" was on Trading Spouses!

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And a lot of boys on her hands.

 

Happy New Year.

Noooooo...I haven't been this entertained by a reality train wreck since the "Gawd Warrior" was on Trading Spouses!

Her fans drive me insane.  They absolutely believe she did nothing and it was ALL made up by the media.  

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OMG...Leah so would be the perfect barracks bunny. I wouldn't be surprised if her next order of business is to find the nearest military base and do some ID card casing.

There's an Air National Guard post right down the highway from her in Charleston.

Kailyn might threaten to shake her head for movin' in on her turf, though.

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So she finally got him to be seen with her and all she gets is 3 pictures?? I would think she would have been live tweeting every second. I call bull until I hear it straight from Germy's mouth. More like she found an old phone with some pictures from last year's party.

I wouldn't want anything 'straight from Germy's mouth'. Who knows where that mouth has been.

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There's an Air National Guard post right down the highway from her in Charleston.

Kailyn might threaten to shake her head for movin' in on her turf, though.

 

Didn't her friend Kayla hook up with a Marine and get the hell out of Dodge? Maybe she could jump one that is roaming around if she is too afraid to incur Kail's wrath.

 

But could you imagine what kind of whining a poor soldier would have to go through with Leah? Oh sweetie, ya' done left me with the girlses forever! I don't care about all the bulletses and Telibanses you have to fight, I am lonely! I called your Lt. Colonel and complained that they done kept you away from us to long. He wants to talk to ya, by the by. You've been gone almost a year, and I haves to tell ya, I am 3 months pregnant!

 

Come to think about, Leah already has the makings of the best kind of worst military spouse.

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Didn't her friend Kayla hook up with a Marine and get the hell out of Dodge? Maybe she could jump one that is roaming around if she is too afraid to incur Kail's wrath.

 

But could you imagine what kind of whining a poor soldier would have to go through with Leah? Oh sweetie, ya' done left me with the girlses forever! I don't care about all the bulletses and Telibanses you have to fight, I am lonely! I called your Lt. Colonel and complained that they done kept you away from us to long. He wants to talk to ya, by the by. You've been gone almost a year, and I haves to tell ya, I am 3 months pregnant!

 

Come to think about, Leah already has the makings of the best kind of worst military spouse.

 

But you forget, Leah would spell "colonel"  as kernel.

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Didn't her friend Kayla hook up with a Marine and get the hell out of Dodge? Maybe she could jump one that is roaming around if she is too afraid to incur Kail's wrath.

 

('Up Where We Belong' starts playing in background)

Sounds like the trashier version of 'Officer and a Gentleman'.

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Her fans drive me insane.  They absolutely believe she did nothing and it was ALL made up by the media.  

Well they got the 'she did nothing' part right if they were talking about her mad homemaking skillz.

This reviewer seemed a bit fangirlish and credulous to me. I read it twice to see if it was sarcasm:

 

http://thestir.cafemom.com/tv/181142/leah_calvert_jeremy_marriage

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Oh my gosh, I am scrolling down, reading comments, and my eyes are drawn to the left side of the page, where I see: witch Leah, Barb, posing mama, Leah & Germy, pink shirt Leah, etc...and I literally can not stop laughing! I am proud to be a part of this forum, and so grateful that such a crazy ninny like Leah exists & is so lacking in self awareness.

Thanks for so many laughs!

I would put multiple Leahs in one thumbnail yelling at each other, each with a different hairdo/color but the size is too small for that. :)

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Oh my gosh, I am scrolling down, reading comments, and my eyes are drawn to the left side of the page, where I see: witch Leah, Barb, posing mama, Leah & Germy, pink shirt Leah, etc...and I literally can not stop laughing! I am proud to be a part of this forum, and so grateful that such a crazy ninny like Leah exists & is so lacking in self awareness.

Thanks for so many laughs!

I decided to go for the drugged out Leah...which might just be the most accurate portrayal of her at this point. Muhahahhaa.

 

This forum rocks.

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I would put multiple Leahs in one thumbnail yelling at each other, each with a different hairdo/color but the size is too small for that. :)

Oh my Gosh!!  That made me laugh so hard!!  I envisioned it Harry Potter style, where all the Leahs were moving and yelling at each other.

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Okay, ya'll. I have a confession to make. My dad was born and raised in WV and all of his family is still back there. I have umpteen dozen assorted cousins sprinkled around the state, some of them within spittin' distance of Leah. I've decided that it's my duty to this forum to start asking questions about possible Leah sightings when I chat with some of them on FB. And, even though Leah claims the schools are not well, I'm happy to say that several of my cousins have college degrees and moved to Charleston to pursue their careers. And, the ones that still live in the hills know how to spell, have decent jobs and *gasp* know the difference between their, there, they're, your and you're. WV is a very small state and everyone knows something about everyone. Sorry I held out on ya'll so long. However, if I find out I'm related to Leah somehow, I will be forced to disown that part of my family and erase any record of my maiden name  :)

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Wow, spidermiss...she looks like a combination of Nancy Grace and a less attractive Amy Poehler in that one. I don't get why someone who claims to be an expert stylist keeps picking hairdos better suited for middle aged matronly women. Maybe she thought it would look more 'respectable-happily-married-serial-mom' at a time when her marriage was viewed skeptically. I was reminded of the scene where she was driving with Jermy eating Sour Patch and chompchompchomping with her mouth open (UGHH) looking very scaled down without all the hair extensions, and said that her hair 'looks like I'm a mom'.

 

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I don't know how to make this pic smaller, but isn't it lovely?

 

If I'm on my more basic laptop that doesn't have Photoshop, I just use the Resize option in Microsoft Paint. Usually shrinking 50% makes it small enough to fit PrevTV's limit.

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My dad was born and raised in WV and all of his family is still back there. ..However, if I find out I'm related to Leah somehow, I will be forced to disown that part of my family and erase any record of my maiden name  :)

My dad's family comes from Brooke and Ohio up in the north panhandle. Many of the women taught school and his grandfather's family was very involved with Bethany College. They would have been horrified with all the mangled English on the show. It was his side that got me interested in genealogy and spending lots of time on ancestry, findagrave.com, wvculture.org etc.

 

I've noticed West Virginians seem to be very into genealogy. Grandma Sandy has a FB like for Gibson genealogy; Robbie Kidd has one for his family. It is certainly easier to trace families back when the towns are smaller and the families have lived there for a long time. I haven't found any connections to the Teen Mom cast but am distantly related to the late Shain Gandee.

 

And it seems Jermy may be descended from this famous guy. Lived 4 centuries ago but there's a painting.  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leonard_Calvert

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I've noticed West Virginians seem to be very into genealogy. Grandma Sandy has a FB like for Gibson genealogy; Robbie Kidd has one for his family. It is certainly easier to trace families back when the towns are smaller and the families have lived there for a long time. I haven't found any connections to the Teen Mom cast but am distantly related to the late Shain Gandee.

 

 

**off topic** I currently live in a small native american area.  It isn't a reservation because the Lumbee Tribe is only recognized by the state of North Carolina, but not recognized federally.  Anyway, most people here are descended from one guy.  The roommate/ex boyfriend/best friend is one of the people descended from this guy.

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If I'm on my more basic laptop that doesn't have Photoshop, I just use the Resize option in Microsoft Paint. Usually shrinking 50% makes it small enough to fit PrevTV's limit.

Thanks for the helpful hint! I've been trying to figure out how to resize since we arrived here.

 

Topic....Leah STILL sucks in 2015! 

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Oh my Gosh!!  That made me laugh so hard!!  I envisioned it Harry Potter style, where all the Leahs were moving and yelling at each other.

After last night's American Horror Story with Neil Patrick Harris, I had an odd dream about Leah getting into ventriloquism as her latest sure-fire career path, so she was going everywhere with this creepy fugly puppet that looked like an older version of herself. She had a big road fight about it with Jeremy because she was trying to drive and practice ventriloquism at the same time.

 

Oh, and the puppet version of Leah spoke flawless English. Go figure.

 

http://o.aolcdn.com/hss/storage/midas/c71ee00c6801025e4fd9f21c53a69860/201352615/neilpatrickharris_AHS.jpg

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After last night's American Horror Story with Neil Patrick Harris, I had an odd dream about Leah getting into ventriloquism as her latest sure-fire career path, so she was going everywhere with this creepy fugly puppet that looked like an older version of herself. She had a big road fight about it with Jeremy because she was trying to driving and practice ventriloquism at the same time.

I'm laughing so hard right now but really, I wouldn't put anything past Leah. Maybe she could get Mama Dawn to sit on her lap and be her dummy.

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The more garish color the better!

 

PS Just found this old item...there was another jailbird ex beside Robbie?  Good grief

 

http://hollywoodlife.com/2011/02/23/teen-mom-2-leah-messer-cheat-corey-sims-seth-george/

 

 

Now, Leah feels “trapped” in her new life. According to her friend, Seth offers her an escape from reality.

 

Goddamn....How many "escapes from reality" does this bitch need??????

 

Leah, you created your own "reality" of your own free will.

 

Suck it up, buttercup.  

 

Just to clarify, by suck it up, I don't mean with Robbie or Seth, either.  

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I'm laughing so hard right now but really, I wouldn't put anything past Leah. Maybe she could get Mama Dawn to sit on her lap and be her dummy.

The plan is to 'disguise' her mouth moving when the dummy talks, by eating Sour Patch Kids with her mouth open in that charming way that she does.

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why oh why does she take SO MANY selfies where her lips are pursed soooooo tightly? It looks like an anus on her face!

.......perhaps it's wishful thinking or pretending it's one of her gentleman friends?

Part of the whole stupid duckface fad I guess. Monkey see, monkey do. Someone said the same thing a few years ago on TWOP about what Patti Stanger's lip injections looked like.

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http://www.teenmomjunkies.com/teen-mom-2-2/kailyn-leah-jeff/

 

"Brittany has also signed on with a talent agency called Howiewood Entertainment.  This is the same agent that Chelsea Houska uses, as well as several of the 16 & Pregnant girls, including Jordan Cashmyer and Nikkole Paulun.  We’ve had a couple sources tell us that Miss Brittany might be making an appearance on another season of Teen Mom 2, but for now we’ll just consider that one plausible."

#eyeroll

 

They could do a "Challenge" show a la Real World vs Road Rules, where the Teen Mom characters who hate each other can mud wrestle in a pit full of scorpions and snakes, push each other off cliffs, hit on each other's love interests or flash the cam with blurred naughty bits for attention.

 

This is MTV, after all.

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 Geez, her fingers look mighty long in the photo. I suppose they stretched from all that hand exercise she does with them?

Come to think of it, I'm surprised that she hasn't gone to tacky excess decorating her nails the way that she has with the hair and makeup.

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http://www.teenmomjunkies.com/teen-mom-2-2/kailyn-leah-jeff/

 

"Brittany has also signed on with a talent agency called Howiewood Entertainment.  This is the same agent that Chelsea Houska uses, as well as several of the 16 & Pregnant girls, including Jordan Cashmyer and Nikkole Paulun.  We’ve had a couple sources tell us that Miss Brittany might be making an appearance on another season of Teen Mom 2, but for now we’ll just consider that one plausible."

#eyeroll

 

They could do a "Challenge" show a la Real World vs Road Rules, where the Teen Mom characters who hate each other can mud wrestle in a pit full of scorpions and snakes, push each other off cliffs, hit on each other's love interests or flash the cam with blurred naughty bits for attention.

 

This is MTV, after all.

I would soooooo watch a The Challenge with these fools! Even just on baby basics 101. Ya think Janelle can change a diaper? How about our gal Leah? 

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