90DF Live Chat: Rice-A-Roni & Google Translate

[greekmom]

We all chattin here now??
Larissa sure has changed her tune. From "Coltee he's good in bed." to "Coltee no good in bed"  

[Auntie Anxiety]

The thought of Colt and Little Colt in bed makes me want to 🤮

[Auntie Anxiety]

Chantel is like fingernails on a chalkboard.

[Pepper Mostly]

So, now she's mad because he's not there. Chantel, why don't you call up your precious brother and see if he'll keep you company if you're so lonely? You care more about him than you do your husband anyway. 

[Gigglepuff]

10 minutes ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

Same question!

3 minutes ago, jacksgirl said:

Annnnndrrrreeiii working for Father Elizabeth... what can possibly go wrong?

I am assuming that this is the live chat. Will keep searching.

Looks like we're over in the 90 Day thread. 

[Frozendiva]

So you have a week’s break from your husband, Chantel. Enjoy some me time and the remote.

[Brooklynista]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Chantel is like fingernails on a chalkboard.

The halting speech pattern and the lockjaw makes the  NY'r in me very punchy. Spit it out!!

Obed is not in any Dominican.  He's sitting right in Mother Chantel's living room.

[Pepper Mostly]

Nicole and Lydia, from the DR, have been trying to break up you and Pedro. Meanwhile, your family have welcomed Pedro with open arms and loved him like a son. Chantel makes me want to vomit. 

[jacksgirl]

My hubby is off on a fishing trip this week. Looking forward to Chinese food and bed and falling asleep with the TV on. I will miss him and he will miss me we enjoy the time apart. Chantal, let  Pedro have some fun and you have fun too.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Pedro’s mother sounds like she’s shady. Did you see how nervous he was when confronted by Mother Chantel?

[Pepper Mostly]

Chantel, your relationship is toast. That ship has sailed. 

[brillia79]

16 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Why can't Andrei go work at UPS or something? 

Because that involves work.

[Pepper Mostly]

Why is Nicole so obsessed with mauling Azan in public? 

And why has she not enrolled May in school? 

[Frozendiva]

Just now, brillia79 said:

Because that involves work.

He can meet the Dogs of UPS! What happened to go-getter, proud Andrei?

[Pepper Mostly]

Nicole is really packing the pounds. 

[Armchair Critic]

4 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

So you have a week’s break from your husband, Chantel. Enjoy some me time and the remote.

I love my alone time. But she is afraid he might enjoy himself.

[greekmom]

She could have just enrolled May in school and cut the trip to be back before or on Labour day.

But whatever.

[Frozendiva]

 Nicole’s brother has the family brain.

[RichiesOlderBro]

Found my way here!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Nicole is so pathetic. It actually makes me a little sad, but not sad enough to keep me from being snarky.

[Gigglepuff]

"What is there to do 'on' Grenada?" 

[Armchair Critic]

Nicole's brother is on to her. At this point the only person she is fooling is herself.

[Pepper Mostly]

Where is Nicole getting the money to send to Azan? 

[Armchair Critic]

Nicole's dad shaved down the beard

[greekmom]

Ohhh hippie Baby Huey daddy.. you hit the million $$ question. Why doesn't Azan work?

[Auntie Anxiety]

WRT Nicole’s father, I’ll have what he’s having. 

[RichiesOlderBro]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Where is Nicole getting the money to send to Azan? 

I bet it’s 90DF money. 

[brillia79]

18 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Libby can behoove herself to find a job.

Even though she “works” for her daddy, that’s more than Andrei does. And she will be out of commission for a little bit of time when the baby comes.

Let’s see Andrei match one job with Libby’s job. Right now, she’s carrying that lump. For much longer than 9 months.

[Pepper Mostly]

Her own father wants to know what a man would see in his daughter. Oh my god. 

[Gigglepuff]

Is it me or is May's speech way behind that of an average five year old? She sounds like a toddler. 2-3, to me. 

[Armchair Critic]

"Isn't that embarrassing for a Muslim man to be supported by a woman" I love that her family is calling her out!

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Where is Nicole getting the money to send to Azan? 

From being on the show?

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Gigglepuff said:

Is it me or is May's speech way behind that of an average five year old? She sounds like a toddler. 2-3, to me. 

Maybe Nicole needs to plunk her down in front of the tv more often /s

[jacksgirl]

Nicole, Azan is never going to marry you.

[Frozendiva]

Nice Subaru dog commercial.

[Pepper Mostly]

If he shows up in Grenada I'll be....well, I'll be very surprised.

[Armchair Critic]

May is going to end up like Honey Boo Boo where her mother keeps dropping everything for loser men and putting them before her children. I wish they could set up trust funds for the kids on these shows where their mother can't touch it.

[Gigglepuff]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Maybe Nicole needs to plunk her down in front of the tv more often /s

lol...and Robbilee is worried May might "slip through the cracks." Hon, that ship has sailed. That kid needed an intervention months, if not a couple of years ago. May's young, but the longer this bs continues, the harder it will be for her to catch up. 

[greekmom]

Robelee and co are really stupid. All they need is to find some half decent US guy that they can control and introduce him to baby Huey. As long as he is giving her the d every night, she will fall in line. Azan will become a memory.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

If he shows up in Grenada I'll be....well, I'll be very surprised.

@Pepper Mostly, you’re in for a treat.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Gigglepuff said:

Robbilee is worried May might "slip through the cracks."

That is so stupid. You have to send your kid to school. Nicole can't just "forget" to enroll her. The whole family are dumb as rocks. 

[Armchair Critic]

Just now, greekmom said:

Robelee and co are really stupid. All they need is to find some half decent US guy that they can control and introduce him to baby Huey. As long as he is giving her the d every night, she will fall in line. Azan will become a memory.

Nicole needs some kind of conservatorship like Britney

[RichiesOlderBro]

‘I feel bad about Ross not being able to take a job he wants and move back to a city he loves to be close to his family, buuuuut it’s all about me and what I want’

[Auntie Anxiety]

Maybe Nicole is planning to home school (I am making myself laugh!)

[Granny58]

Having an rH situation is NOT having special blood.  HATE!

[Frozendiva]

Russ, any job opportunity will probably not be right.

[RichiesOlderBro]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

That is so stupid. You have to send your kid to school. Nicole can't just "forget" to enroll her. The whole family are dumb as rocks. 

I think bearded daddy is afraid Nickel will move to Morocco and not send May to school. 

[greekmom]

Just now, RichiesOlderBro said:

‘I feel bad about Ross not being able to take a job he wants and move back to a city he loves to be close to his family, buuuuut it’s all about me and what I want’

she's milking it for all she can

[Brooklynista]

Good, Trashley is on. I can go check my chicken in the oven.

[Pepper Mostly]

"We need to focus on preparing for our baby". Jesus, Russ. Buy a crib. Go to childbirth class. Its not a full time job. These navel gazers exhaust me.