S05.E13: The Skinny

[hoosiermom]

Todd is cracking me up with his crazy facial expressions.

[AliM]

Glen getting tubby too

[Maggienolia]

On 3/24/2018 at 4:25 PM, Dot said:

I notice in the preview for this episode that Twit is wearing one of Torrid's huge blossoms pattern dresses.

Doesn't she realize she looks more like a sofa than the one she is sitting on?

And her blubbering about how people want to see her dead? Please. Get out of the celebrity spotlight if you can't handle the psycho nuts that come along with it.

BUT - she's wearing a dress ... ... ... WITH SLEEVES!!!!! Like - REAL sleeves. Actual sleeves. Not "cold shoulder" sleeves, not slit, wavy fabric faux-sleeves. 

Sadly. They don't really help. She looks bigger than ever. 

[LordOfLotion]

Oh please she was never going to convert!

[Maggienolia]

She thought Avi was her reward?!?!? Didn't she think Roy was her reward too?? That she "had him in the bag"??? 

[AliM]

I thought she had cut a hole in a chair and was sticking her head out of it

[3girlsforus]

This is boring 

[AliM]

Yeah, I agree. Lame

[PityFree]

 She’s not even embarrassed that she looks like a complete psycho on the show stalking Avi.

[Maggienolia]

Just now, 3girlsforus said:

This is boring 

Even the barnacles and Glen and Babs look bored to sobs and almost embarrassed to be going through another "skinny". 

Yawn.

[AliM]

Todd and Tall cracking up

[Snarkastikate]

Ewww, she wasn't wearing a bra in that Avi scene.   Come on Whitney.......

[AliM]

NO!  He did not love you dopey!

[Donut Bear]

These people are all so fabulous and have such fun things in their lives and are so clever and wonderful.

[AliM]

Oh no, Heather and Buddy redux

[PityFree]

I don’t care about Heather and Buddy!!!

Edited March 28, 2018 by PityFree

[Maggienolia]

Just now, Donut Bear said:

These people are all so fabulous and have such fun things in their lives and are so clever and wonderful.

Oooo... what are you watching?? I'm gonna change over to that! ;)

[LordOfLotion]

This is wrong, and totally inappropriate, but I am really just waiting to see her cry about mean people on the internet. Because the rest of this is boring.

[AliM]

1Hell to the YEAH we want our daughter to lose weight!   Look at her for cripe's sake 

[Maggienolia]

Just now, LordOfLotion said:

This is wrong, and totally inappropriate, but I am really just waiting to see her cry about mean people on the internet. Because the rest of this is boring.

Me too.

[AliM]

Oh, she's going to cry, rest assured

[PityFree]

1 minute ago, Maggienolia said:

Oooo... what are you watching?? I'm gonna change over to that! ;)

OMG dying laughing 

[hoosiermom]

Do her parents get paid to be on this show? I sure hope so!

[AliM]

Because everybody is mean to her.

I started watching this nitwit because I thought she was actually trying to get the weight down.  But she's so awful, self-obsessed and rude.  She's only nice if it makes her look good.

And then, she's really not that nice and picks on people incessantly

[3girlsforus]

2 minutes ago, AliM said:

1Hell to the YEAH we want our daughter to lose weight!   Look at her for cripe's sake 

I am actually curious to see if he’s been told he’s allowed to say yes or if he’s going to be required to spew the ‘I want her to be happy with how she is and just work for healthy’. 

[LordOfLotion]

Just now, hoosiermom said:

Do her parents get paid to be on this show? I sure hope so!

When they die, I hope they leave it all to Hunter, so Whitney doesn't eat it.

1 minute ago, AliM said:

Because everybody is mean to her.

I started watching this nitwit because I thought she was actually trying to get the weight down.  But she's so awful, self-obsessed and rude.  She's only nice if it makes her look good.

And then, she's really not that nice and picks on people incessantly

Me too.

[AliM]

Heather used to be thin but she's tubbing up too.  The Whitney Effect.

[PityFree]

Heather’s makeup is always so awful. She uses the absolute wrong colors.

[Donut Bear]

Why is boring Buddy even there?  Didn't he plan to stay away from these clowns?

[AliM]

He's getting paid.

Jeebus, Buddy is almost Whitsized.  Run Todd, Run Tal!

[Snarkastikate]

 Heather wants Buddy back SO BAD!!! 

[aliya]

"How will I ever forgive myself" [for making Buddy unhappy].  O M G-d  Please woman. It's not worth you hanging on mentally for so long. Give it up. Take care of your kids. Be single for awhile. You'll be okay.

[AliM]

I wish they all had nose rings

[3girlsforus]

“Look at that face. Why would you even want to be with me”. That is the smartest thing Buddy ever said. 

[AliM]

Maybe Heather should storm out.  Drama!

[LordOfLotion]

Heather, just stop it. This is way beyond pathetic.

[Donut Bear]

This whole show will be about Buddy and Heather and whatshername and her baby.

Edited March 28, 2018 by Donut Bear

[PityFree]

Shaun is AWFUL.

[Treehugger]

This reunion show can't be good for Buddy's recovery. Wow.

[Snarkastikate]

Buddy can't seem to convince everyone that he does not want a damn GF, and certainly not Heather.   What did she do when her marriage broke up,  just curious........

[LordOfLotion]

1 minute ago, Snarkastikate said:

Buddy can't seem to convince everyone that he does not want a damn GF, and certainly not Heather.   What did she do when her marriage broke up,  just curious........

She probably camped out on Buddy's doorstep.

[Snarkastikate]

 If i ever hear the word CLOSURE one more frigging time I'm gonna puke

[hoosiermom]

Oh no. More Buddy. I don’t like him much.

[AliM]

Ugh, more Buddy.  The Buddy Chronicles.  The Life of Buddy.  He's Heavy, and He's My Buddy.

[3girlsforus]

1 minute ago, hoosiermom said:

Oh no. More Buddy. I don’t like him much.

Me neither but the longer this goes on the more I’m going to end up pro-Buddy. How many times does this guy have to say It’s 1000% over?!?!?  He’s done with Heather. He’s done with Whitney. He’s sick of both of them and I don’t blame him. 

[Maggienolia]

I don't know why they're so hard on Buddy for being able to say something nice about Heather without it being an overture to "it's not over between us". He's made it clear over and over that the relationship is over. The fact that he can still say nice things about her or acknowledge that he feels a little jealous hearing she's dated some is NOT him stringing her along (maybe for once - and maybe that's why they jump on him). Would they prefer he was hateful and mean and called her a bitch?? Jeez! Kudos to Buddy for being able to acknowledge the positive from their relationship and the good things about Heather and his own feelings AND that he isn't looking to get back together with her or give her the idea that he wants that and (whether 100% or not) that he's not interested in a relationship with anyone right now. 

[ThinkerBell]

A moment of silence for poor Alastair the Pig would be a lot more interesting than this nonsense. Ugh, these people!

[Maggienolia]

Wait - is Tal's nose pierced?? When did that happen?? 

[AliM]

Just now, ThinkerBell said:

A moment of silence for poor Alastair the Pig would be a lot more interesting than this nonsense. Ugh, these people!

Be patient! It's coming, I guarantee

[hoosiermom]

Whitney’s fake empathy. Ugh.