JakeyJokes September 7, 2017 Share September 7, 2017 (edited) Since I think RHONY rivals most sitcoms on the air (especially this season), feel free to share your favorite quips and quotes from our apple-holding ladies. Edited September 7, 2017 by JakeyJokes Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/61255-talk-of-the-town-the-quotes-thread/
Celia Rubenstein September 7, 2017 Share September 7, 2017 GET A HOBBY that doesn't involve fighting with people! - Bethenny to Jill Zarin 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/61255-talk-of-the-town-the-quotes-thread/#findComment-3617342
JakeyJokes September 7, 2017 Author Share September 7, 2017 Dorinda: Back that shit up! Don't play coquettish with me. If you don"t want to sandwich, don't make a sandwich. *** Bethenny: You see these people as "beneath" you, even though you come from nothing, as you say. These are real people. Luann and I were at war, and Julie said "Y'know what, she's always been friendly to me." Dorinda hangs out with Kevin, my driver. Ramona: I didn't recognize her. Bethenny: Then that says so much about you! You've met her several times. You've been at my pool and she's served you drinks! Ramona: Well, why didn't they say hello to me? Bethenny: They're intimidated by you. Ramona: Why would they be intimidated? Bethenny: Gee, I don't know. You're on the show. You've got your hair down to here and your tits out to there. You're eating fucking bread out of your purse and drinking rose behind the couch screaming at everyone how cold it is. You're a HORROR show. Ramona: I am what I am. Bethenny: Well, enjoy THAT. *** Bethenny: I would blow Simon van Kempen for a slushee right now. Dorinda: What ever happened to them? *** Jill Zarin: I'm not gonna lie. I kind of miss the gossip. *** 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/61255-talk-of-the-town-the-quotes-thread/#findComment-3617500
hoodooznoodooz September 9, 2017 Share September 9, 2017 If anyone can list all of Ramona's malapropisms, I'd be eternally grateful. I can only remember a few, and probably not correctly. boorow the hodgit something about the molehill? 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/61255-talk-of-the-town-the-quotes-thread/#findComment-3622117
JakeyJokes September 9, 2017 Author Share September 9, 2017 Ramona: We just don't get along. We're like oil and vinegar Bethenny: No, those two do get along. Ramona: No, they don't. Bethenny: Yes, they do. They're right next to each other at this table. *** Ramona has also diagnosed herself with "post-stress disorder". Where does the kadooz line originate from? 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/61255-talk-of-the-town-the-quotes-thread/#findComment-3622469
BBHN September 9, 2017 Share September 9, 2017 Anything from Kelly's mouth during Scary Island. 5 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/61255-talk-of-the-town-the-quotes-thread/#findComment-3623391
nexxie September 9, 2017 Share September 9, 2017 "I made it nice!" ~ Dorinda 6 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/61255-talk-of-the-town-the-quotes-thread/#findComment-3623443
hoodooznoodooz September 9, 2017 Share September 9, 2017 Beth: You can't handle the truth! Kelly: Oh, my god! Al Sharpton! 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/61255-talk-of-the-town-the-quotes-thread/#findComment-3623504
AKA...CJ86 September 10, 2017 Share September 10, 2017 Luann tumbles into the bushes. Ramona: "You should have gone this way." A special thank you from me to Dorinda for giving me my new answer to most questions: "Not Well, Bitch." 5 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/61255-talk-of-the-town-the-quotes-thread/#findComment-3624825
hoodooznoodooz September 10, 2017 Share September 10, 2017 Ramona: I'm holding the fifth. [instead of pleading the fifth] 7 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/61255-talk-of-the-town-the-quotes-thread/#findComment-3624871
Sun-Bun September 11, 2017 Share September 11, 2017 Ramona: "Kadooz to us all!" "You're like a tutu! A foo-foo! A tutu-foo-foo!!" "Turrrrrtle tiiiiime...." Carole: "I'm on a new diet. It's basically vodka, cucumbers and butter." "I heard several male voices; one of them was Luann." Kelly vs Bethenny: (Kelly) "Akkk, you're so crazy! I gotta go, I've got a date." (Beth) "With your imaginary boyfriend?" Kelly: "Al Sharpton! Al Sharpton!!!" Bethenny: "I just wanna ask, why are you such an asshole?" "Really? Kelly Bensimon, that is so 2000 and who cares." "If Ramona were a super hero she'd be The Apologizer." "Some women look so amazing you can't believe their age and some women have gone so over the top that it looks like the Star Wars bar." Dorinda: "You better back that shit up..." "I decorated! I cooked! I made it NICE!!!" "CLIP! CLIP! CLIPPPP!!!" "I'll tell ya how I'm doing: NOT WELL, bitch." (Sonja) "I party all the time with John-John Kennedy." (Dorinda) "Well that must be hard considering he's dead." LuAnn: "Even Louis Vuitton makes mistakes." "NOT REALLY." "We got the yacht! We got the yacht!!" "So be cool. Don't be all, like, uncool." 5 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/61255-talk-of-the-town-the-quotes-thread/#findComment-3626831
HunterHunted September 11, 2017 Share September 11, 2017 On 9/8/2017 at 9:25 PM, hoodooznoodooz said: If anyone can list all of Ramona's malapropisms, I'd be eternally grateful. I can only remember a few, and probably not correctly. boorow the hodgit something about the molehill? There are some of them over in the dictionary. We used to have a comparative housewives thread, but when everything got reorganized almost all of that stuff migrated to New Jersey. 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/61255-talk-of-the-town-the-quotes-thread/#findComment-3628022
HunterHunted February 8, 2018 Share February 8, 2018 On 9/8/2017 at 9:25 PM, hoodooznoodooz said: If anyone can list all of Ramona's malapropisms, I'd be eternally grateful. I can only remember a few, and probably not correctly. boorow the hodgit something about the molehill? Ramona's are: Kudooz-- coined by Ramona Singer on RHoNY; it means kudos. Regay-- coined by Ramona Singer on RHoNY; it means reggae. "Making a mountain out of a holemill": Coined by Ramona Singer on RHONY. Intended to be "making a mountain out of a molehill." Used interchangeably with "making lemons into lemonade" by Kelly Bensimon, also of RHONY. Added by @KFC Burrow the hodgit: Coined by Ramona Singer on RHoNY. Intended to be bury the hatchet. Other New York wives: Italian friends/the Italians: Coined by Luann De Lesseps on RHONY. Code for "last night's greasy trick." Added by @KFC "I Own it": Used by many a HW, although one might attribute its HW origins to Bethenny Frankel on RHONY. For when a HW says something mean and bitchy but refuses to admit said comment was mean and bitchy. Added by @KFC Caburlesque--coined by Sonja Morgan on RHoNY; it is a hybrid of a cabaret and a burlesque show, which is too long and will result in Sonja taking off her clothes. Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/61255-talk-of-the-town-the-quotes-thread/#findComment-4041181
Duke2801 February 9, 2018 Share February 9, 2018 (edited) “This is not the Plaza Hotel. THIS IS MOROCCO.” - classsic Lu “Take a Xanax. CALM DOOWWNN.” - Ro, in an oddly relatable moment Edited February 9, 2018 by Duke2801 1 8 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/61255-talk-of-the-town-the-quotes-thread/#findComment-4043031
WhoaWhoKnew June 19, 2018 Share June 19, 2018 I've been watching season 4 and LuAnn was on fire in Morocco with the funny quotes. My favorite is "This is NOT the Plaza Hotel, this is Mor-AH-KO!" 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/61255-talk-of-the-town-the-quotes-thread/#findComment-4425855
Ki-in June 19, 2018 Share June 19, 2018 The "ordacity"!!! 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/61255-talk-of-the-town-the-quotes-thread/#findComment-4426725
hoodooznoodooz June 20, 2018 Share June 20, 2018 “Be sorry what you wish for.” 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/61255-talk-of-the-town-the-quotes-thread/#findComment-4427605
Duke2801 June 20, 2018 Share June 20, 2018 12 hours ago, WhoaWhoKnew said: I've been watching season 4 and LuAnn was on fire in Morocco with the funny quotes. My favorite is "This is NOT the Plaza Hotel, this is Mor-AH-KO!" Sounds familiar... 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/61255-talk-of-the-town-the-quotes-thread/#findComment-4427608
Taralightner July 16, 2018 Share July 16, 2018 “Let’s get a head jump or jump head” Ramona trying to say “head start” or “a jump ahead” or “a jump on” Said before the speed dating started. “You dumb drag queen” Bethenny about Lu “making lemons out of lemonade” Kelly- thinking that this was not only the saying, but also contesting it was a bad thing. 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/61255-talk-of-the-town-the-quotes-thread/#findComment-4495694
hoodooznoodooz July 17, 2018 Share July 17, 2018 Ramona: What’s his first initial begin with? 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/61255-talk-of-the-town-the-quotes-thread/#findComment-4496793
Ki-in July 17, 2018 Share July 17, 2018 On 6/19/2018 at 9:58 AM, WhoaWhoKnew said: I've been watching season 4 and LuAnn was on fire in Morocco with the funny quotes. My favorite is "This is NOT the Plaza Hotel, this is Mor-AH-KO!" Ramona as a belly dancer: 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/61255-talk-of-the-town-the-quotes-thread/#findComment-4497265
hoodooznoodooz July 17, 2018 Share July 17, 2018 15 minutes ago, Ki-in said: Ramona as a belly dancer: I’ve got to give props to Ramona. My belly looks like hers, or it may be slightly leaner. I go to great lengths to cover, camouflage, or disguise it. She flaunts it like she’s [insert Sports Illustrated swimsuit model name]. 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/61255-talk-of-the-town-the-quotes-thread/#findComment-4497309
Ki-in July 17, 2018 Share July 17, 2018 As someone who has taught belly dance her leg stance makes me cringe. But yes, I do admire her body positivity. 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/61255-talk-of-the-town-the-quotes-thread/#findComment-4497327
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