S03.E03: TEOTWAWKI Speculation and Live Chat

[Red Fields]

Heroes!

[candall]

Wow, I wouldn't have gone down into that bunker for the last hundred packs of Juicy Fruit.

[Red Fields]

Fucked up fundies!

[Glaze Crazy]

Couldn't these people just handle snakes instead of walker heads?

[nodorothyparker]

So how long before Nick sniffs out that the Bible study kids are doing bong hits with a zombie head?

[Gobi]

Are we supposed to know who Jeff is?

[riverheightsnancy]

Of course, they have to be sick like the Governor. 

[oakville]

3 minutes ago, MostlyContent said:

Weird old videos reminds me of Lost. Not exactly a good thing.

I think it's a fascinating story to see how "Preppers" would function in a real apocalypse scenario.

[chick binewski]

OK no. I can't even watch the original Friday the 13th high. Zombie head? No thanks.

[calliope1975]

I missed last week, quit the MotherShow, enjoyed the long hiatus, and come back to Travis dead and Alicia laughing at a zombie head. 

Yeah, that seems about right. 

[AllyS]

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4 minutes ago, mightysparrow said:

I can't believe I'm saying it but Nick is right.  They DON'T have to stay there.  It's a big country.  There must be hundreds of places for people to hole up without having to join a fucking cult.  It's clear that Troy is a very dangerous man who is fixated on Maddie.  Is she going to wait until he rapes her or her daughter or kills Luciana because she's not of 'pure blood'.  Get the hell out of there, you stupid bitch.

Another lost moment for an old song...Big Country by the Crossing. Ahhh, missed opportunities!

 

[MostlyContent]

1 minute ago, oakville said:

I think it's a fascinating story to see how "Preppers" would function in a real apocalypse scenario.

I agree!

[AllyS]

2 minutes ago, Red Fields said:

Fucked up fundies!

Aren't most of them?

[SoSueMe]

2 minutes ago, riverheightsnancy said:

Of course, they have to be sick like the Governor. 

Yeah, just when I thought it was morphing into the 70s Show.

[chick binewski]

The lost Casey Kasem tapes.

[Gobi]

Gotta love the gag reel!

[raven]

3 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Are we supposed to know who Jeff is?

I don't think so, just that they call him that.

So now we see why Jake won't just put Troy out of our misery, he's always been protecting him.

And wow is Madison nosy!

[Glaze Crazy]

Tons of character reveal via VHS. Interesting shortcut.

[nodorothyparker]

So does the video of me abusing my family do anything for you, Madison? More than my creepy kid hanging around?

[MrsRafaelBarba]

My eyes are starting to glaze over.

 

Did they borrow Strand's buddy from Better Call Saul?

[Glaze Crazy]

Jeff is the stand in for both spin the bottle and Magic 8 Ball in this new teen reality.

Edited June 12, 2017 by Glaze Crazy

[MostlyContent]

Dànte doesn't seem to trust Strand.  

[raven]

Time for Alicia to train up these useless kids into a fighting force.

[chick binewski]

When they talk about Jeff all I see is The Jimmy from Seinfeld.

[mightysparrow]

What the fuck does Troy DO?  So far, all we've seen is Troy torturing a bunch of mostly non-White people and Troy harassing Madison and her family.  Nobody can do what Troy does?  ANYBODY can do what Troy does.

[candall]

Dante's interesting.  Strand is friends with the only other man left in the world who likes wearing a necktie.

 

It amuses me that CC spells the zombie head's name as "Geoff."  Classy.

[Gobi]

Just now, mightysparrow said:

What the fuck does Troy DO?  So far, all we've seen is Troy torturing a bunch of mostly non-White people and Troy harassing Madison and her family.  Nobody can do what Troy does?  ANYBODY can do what Troy does.

He knows how to make a bed.

[mightysparrow]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

He knows how to make a bed.

Yeah, but only if someone tells him to.  Serious lack of initiative.

[raven]

4 minutes ago, candall said:

It amuses me that CC spells the zombie head's name as "Geoff."  Classy.

Oh, that is funny, hee! 

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What the fuck does Troy DO?

Troy needs to be put down but I doubt old man Otto would be OK with that. 

Hey look, more torture and murder!  I know, gotta be ruthless, etc etc.

Damn,that's a big old pile of dead people.

Oh, they're not gonna kill Strand.  Show already killed Travis.

[Glaze Crazy]

5 minutes ago, candall said:

 

It amuses me that CC spells the zombie head's name as "Geoff."  Classy.

Maybe he was a wayward Brit who stumbled into their clutches in his former existence?

Edited June 12, 2017 by Glaze Crazy

[raven]

Uh, Dante, I don't think you're exactly Robin Hood in this scenario.

[MrsRafaelBarba]

Oh great, Strand is basically a slave now.

[calliope1975]

I feel uncomfortable about telling a black man he's going to feel powerless. I know I am too sensitive. At least Nick still looks gross. Some things never change. 

[raven]

Why was Nick watching those people?

[mightysparrow]

This is such bullshit.  The world has gone to hell and all these people waste time playing mind-fuck games based on bullshit from a past that means nothing now.   What difference does it make if Strand loved Thomas or not?  If Dante wants to set up as some petty dictator, he DOES need Strand.  All those muscle boys aren't going to help when all those people lining up for water decide they can just take it.

[nodorothyparker]

Don't get in the truck with Troy.  Nothing good can come from that.

[Gobi]

Alisha on talking dead? Maybe she dies tonight.

[chick binewski]

Cleary on TTD!

Yes I'm still hoping for season 3 of The Knick. LET ME HAVE MY FANTASY.

[MostlyContent]

2 minutes ago, raven said:

Why was Nick watching those people?

He's just a sentimental guy!

[raven]

5 minutes ago, nodorothyparker said:

Don't get in the truck with Troy.  Nothing good can come from that.

Troy's death if we're lucky.

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The world has gone to hell and all these people waste time playing mind-fuck games based on bullshit from a past that means nothing now.

Sometimes all you've got are your petty grudges.

[candall]

Well, I'm disappointed Dante and Strand couldn't have done the witty repartee and crystal flutes thing a little longer.  That was a nice change from the same old/same old of everyone circling around, eyeing each other suspiciously, back at the ranch.

[raven]

Oh FFS, a dog's going to die horribly isn't it???

Holy stockpile Batman!  Why does Otto feel the need to confide in the woman who scooped out his son's eye?

[Glaze Crazy]

I think, if I was going to cut off from civilization, the first thing I would give up is smoking. Unless they are growing their own tobacco out there. Talk about a government stranglehold you'd want to get away from. Tobacco taxes.

[candall]

"We're going to need breeders, Madison."

[Gobi]

Nick can't aim for shit.

Edited June 12, 2017 by Gobi

[chick binewski]

This scene is looking like a Twilight romance.

[raven]

Thanks for nothing, NICK.  The end of the world would be a better place without Troy. 

Did Nick find the bong? 

[MrsRafaelBarba]

I Hate these Idiots.

[raven]

Ole Troy's thinking he just got lucky.

[mightysparrow]

I don't like to see my Strand all messed up.