S31.E02: If the Dress Fits…Wear It

[OnceSane]

The guys have to dress in drag, but one isn't sure he can do it; and Dione and Kailah's flirtation heats up.

[Lantern7]

Quick note: There will be a half-hour follow-up show following tonight's episode. Also, this week's installment might be the last one I see "live," because I figure Archer is a higher priority for me to watch on Thursday nights.

 

ETA: Drag? In Las Vegas?? In 2016??!? Dude, even with Dean not wanting to be ridiculed when he gets home and Chris overthinking it, can you really get drama out of guys dressing like girls? Also, I went into this season thinking everybody would have to participate in the missions. Sabrina having to reach out to her birth mother is a little dubious. The rest of the episode was a shitshow, with Dione and Kailah (is that the right spelling?) hooking up being the main highlight . ..  and it joins the weirder hookups in RW history, if Nessa is to be believed. Totally blocked out Bronne sucking the mother's face in Cancun.

 

ETA2: If you want to be pedantic, it was 2015 when the footage was shot. My point still stands.

[Racj82]

Man, these are non descript/bland women in this cast minus CeeJai.

[OnceSane]

I'll bet Kailah thinks she won something by banging Dione…let's.hope.she didn't win chlamydia. I did like that we actually saw him grab a condom, though.

Searching for your birth mother is not on par with dressing in drag for a few hours…everyone else better have an equally potentially emotionally devastating "challenge".

I thought ex-Mormon boy (can't remember his name) had a point about the blonde who isn't Jenna…she doesn't really want Dione, she just wants to be wanted/wants to fit in.

[liqidclark]

Kailah is maybe the most starved for attention. Everything she did in this episode was just about creating a scandalous story for herself. She was so eager to confess (read: brag) to her friend the morning after performing softcore porn, but she also made a big scene of feigning embarrassment when Racism Girl was immature enough (according to Kailah) to keep talking about the softcore porn. Then it's Racism Girl who is immature for requesting basic respect from a couple adults? Yeah, okay, Sex For Fame Girl, whatever you need to say to keep the cameras pointed at your desperate mug.

 

I only like Ceejai. That's not enough to enjoy this show.

 

And none of the Go Big stunts are going to impress me, because most of the cast members don't seem capable of normal human emotions in the first place, and they probably won't have to actually struggle with any of it when faced with the possible devastation of NO LONGER BEING ON TELEVISION! OMG!

Edited March 25, 2016 by Liqidclark

[scrb]

The After show kind of hints that they get into the racist talk and come to an understanding. They seem to be on good terms and maybe most of them stay on the show most of the season.

The girls got on Dionne for using the "autopilot" excuse for his behavior. Then he says he really didn't want to f--- her that night.

[jmonkey]

Well, that was disappointing. How is dressing in drag in Las Vegas where anything goes "going big?" How will poor Dean ever live that down? I really hope the producers up the ante in future episodes. The highlight of the episode was when Dean, in full drag, said something like, "We need to get to our next destination because this bitch needs to pee." I was dying. By the end of this experiment, he was enjoying it. While that was cool to see, I want life-risking adventures. That's my definition of "going big." 

 

Kailah is lame. I guess she somehow won by sleeping with Dione as revenge for his girlfriend throwing shade at Jenna, but she seems like a boring loser who is trying to do what it takes to stay on camera. I actually agree with the racist girl that Dione and Kailah should've been more considerate. No one wants to listen to 2 people banging when they're trying to sleep. And since Kailah possesses a golden pussy, Dione will be in her bed every night. No one wants to be 10 feet away from an orgasm unless they're personally involved. Dione is the typical scumbag who comes on to the show with a girlfriend and cheats on her. I know he referred to her as an "ex," but I don't buy that.

 

I hope the investigators find Sabrina's mom and we can watch them meet for the first time on camera just like we got to see Jason meet his dad for the first time on Skeletons. The producers must really like that story line. If anyone adopted wants to meet their biological parents, they should call MTV. They seem to be able to hook that up (for their own benefit of course). Obviously they found Sabrina's birth mom or else they wouldn't be airing her meeting with the investigator.

Edited March 27, 2016 by jmonkey

[Zima]

Random thoughts:

 

Sabrina is so damn weird looking. She has a 3-head or 2-head or a shrunken head or something. I cringe whenever I see her.

 

I don't get why two women are obsessing over Dione. He is so homely-looking, and full of himself.

 

The ex-mormon guy looked normal in his drag outfit and makeup, like it was something he would wear on the regular, which I mean as a compliment.

 

Dean was so hilarious this episode.

 

I think Kailah is very attractive, but she is so stupid.

 

CeeJay is awesome. I wish she was my friend IRL.

 

I like the season so far, and will continue watching.

Edited March 28, 2016 by Zima

[Pixel]

Did Kailah really tell Jenna to grow up because Jenna thought it was rude for her to have sex with Jenna in the room? Am I really old or is this the norm now? When did it become polite to have sex with someone else in the room?

Two women are obsessed with a guy who in the real world is a homeless panhandler. Congrats on the high standards, ladies. To each their own, but I'd want a man who shows some potential for a future. He seems to enjoy being a drifter. No thanks.

Edited March 28, 2016 by Pixel

[Jenkins]

 

 

Sabrina is so damn weird looking. She has a 3-head or 2-head or a shrunken head or something. I cringe whenever I see her.

 

Yes! I thought the exact same thing...there is something weird going on with her lack of forehead. I figured maybe it is how she parts her hair, but it does look like she has an abnormally small forehead.

 

I am guessing she is from a really small town where there aren't a ton of options. Because I just don't see how someone that average looking can have such an ego.

 

And no kidding on Jenna getting chewed out for daring to be upset people are having sex next to her. I think it was more Kailah was embarrassed the next day and didn't like Jenna even bringing it up. Though maybe she does think it is normal...

 

I consider myself a fairly liberal person, but having sex with someone in a bed next to a person you have only known a few days...I don't get it.

[LoneHaranguer]

 

I consider myself a fairly liberal person, but having sex with someone in a bed next to a person you have only known a few days...I don't get it.

That's the kind of thing that would depend on where you went to college.

[kira28]

Thought it was nice (and not like normal RW behavior) that Chris wanted to dress nicely in drag as not to make fun of the people who actually do it. He wanted to do it right. Very respectful.  Don't understand the girls racing to try to hook up with Dion. ladies there are tons of men who are not in the house. hook up with them if you can't go two weeks without having sex.  Sabrina is very unfortunate looking. However I found her to look young and cute when she had no makeup or light makeup on with her hair wet in her confessional after she talked to the investigation company. Don't care for Cee Jay's bathroom habits. Yuck!  The girls were just using Amanda (Dion's gf) behavior as an excuse to try to hook up with Dione.  Funny that I can remember Dion's girlfriend's name but can't remember the names of two of the girls in the house.  Dione is right though, his gf is WAY hotter than any of the girls in the house. The dark haired girl is very pretty at some angles. Strange looking at others. This concept is pretty boring. They had to bungee jump for their first challenge and now its all find your birth mom (which is something she wanted to do anyway) and dress in drag and only one of the guys had any concerns about that. Which was stupid, its Vegas. People do things ten times crazier than that.

[shelley1234]

Even though Dean didn't want to wear the drag outfit because he was afraid of comments back home....I was happy and surprised that no one refused to do it because "it's so gay" or made fun of it all the time.  That was a refreshing change.

 

And yes, I guess I am a prude because I don't think it's okay to fuck someone in a room when your "i barely know you" roommate is there.  And when she calls you out for it the next day...you don't get to yell at her and make her the problem.  Own that you did it.  

 

Speaking of Kailah, I felt bad for her in the after show when they showed the clip of her worrying she was pregnant and then taking the test while her roommates laughed and mocked her.  Nice guys, nice.  It also reminded me how much Real World has changed and it just now about drama and the suck of human beings.  Back in the day...Coral became pregnant and shockingly had an abortion while on the show.  That was when the show was actually about putting strangers together and documenting their struggle and experiences.  

[Lantern7]

shelley1005 . . . You mean Tami, right?

[shelley1234]

shelley1005 . . . You mean Tami, right?

 

Yes.  Oh god.  Sorry Coral....one, that my brain mixed you up with Tami and for posting that wrong.  egads.  

[RCharter]

Man, these are non descript/bland women in this cast minus CeeJai.

I really like CeeJai.  Shocking that I like anyone on this show, but there it is. 

 

Kailah is lame. I guess she somehow won by sleeping with Dione as revenge for his girlfriend throwing shade at Jenna, but she seems like a boring loser who is trying to do what it takes to stay on camera. I actually agree with the racist girl that Dione and Kailah should've been more considerate. No one wants to listen to 2 people banging when they're trying to sleep. And since Kailah possesses a golden pussy, Dione will be in her bed every night. No one wants to be 10 feet away from an orgasm unless they're personally involved. Dione is the typical scumbag who comes on to the show with a girlfriend and cheats on her. I know he referred to her as an "ex," but I don't buy that.

 

 

 

Did Kailah really tell Jenna to grow up because Jenna thought it was rude for her to have sex with Jenna in the room? Am I really old or is this the norm now? When did it become polite to have sex with someone else in the room?

Two women are obsessed with a guy who in the real world is a homeless panhandler. Congrats on the high standards, ladies. To each their own, but I'd want a man who shows some potential for a future. He seems to enjoy being a drifter. No thanks.

 

Here is what annoys the snot out of me.  Kaliah slept with Dione "to get back at his girlfriend," or to "win a prize."  And I bet a million dollars when girlfriend shows up, she gets upset with Kaliah.  So basically, yes, all of this makes a homeless panhandler look like some big prize that women are fighting over.  And credit to Dione, he seems like a cool enough guy, and he has beautiful hair, but come on now.  Men don't need to work that hard when women fight each other for the affections of one dude.

 

I suspect Kaliah realized she was gonna look dumb on TV and picked on the weakest link to take her anger out on.  Which happens to be Racist Girl....I can't be too mad, because I'm not a fan of Racist Girl (aka Snaggletooth to me....or Strange Mouth Situation Girl)