Quotes of Tomorrow

[bettername2come]

A thread for all the best lines of the series. Let's begin.

 

Prison guard: Yes, boy scout, what are you doing?

Ray: Nothing compared to what I did to your mother last night.

Prison guard: You've got quite a mouth on you.

Ray: So does she.

 

Mick: Less feeling, more drinking.

[scarynikki12]

Cold: This isn't my first prison break.

[Trini]

Yay, I was thinking we need a quotes thread if Capt. Cold is going to be so quippy.

[Sakura12]

Sara: "So much for your code, crook."
Cold: "Anytime Assassin"

[nksarmi]

Oh man, I have to go back and pull some from the first three episodes - because they are there!

 

But tonight I did enjoy Sara's "I think what he means is RUN!"

 

And yes Mick's "Less Feeling. More Drinking." was great.

[Jediknight]

Mick: "Who wants to listen to some Captain and Tennille?  My mother played it, a lot."

 

Snart: "We go out for one lousy drink, and you guys somehow manage to pick a fight with Boba Fett."

 

Sara: "Aw you think I'm se.."

Stein: "Do not finish that sentence."

 

Snart: "Kendra wouldn't survive the time jump anyway."

*Rip looks at him*

Snart: "I pay attention."

 

Rip: "I've seen Men of Steel die, and Dark Knights fall."

Edited February 19, 2016 by Jediknight

[tennisgurl]

Mick: "Why does this TV only show reruns?!?!" 

 

He says, in the 70s. 

[Jediknight]

Mick: "Why does this TV only show reruns?!?!" 

 

He says, in the 70s. 

Jefferson: "Don't even bother trying to explain."

[bettername2come]

Stein: NASA has rather strict guidelines regarding nearsightedness.

Jax: And smoking weed.

 

Jax: To quote every Star Wars ever made, I got a bad feeling about this.

 

Gideon: Engaging protocol now, Captain.

Ray: Awesome.

Gideon: I wasn't talking to you.

 

Stein: That'll teach you to mess with a nuclear physicist.

 

Rip: I'm sorry, Mr. Rory, but a serial arsonist was never part of my plan to stop Savage, much less one with the IQ of meat.

 

Ray: It's a good thing we never went for that drink. This space date has gone terribly.

[scarynikki12]

Mick: Did a lot of space travel as a kid Professor?

[bettername2come]

Stein bosses around Ray as they try to save Kendra

Ray: How does Jax feel about having you in his head?

Stein: I believe he finds my presence rather comforting.

Ray: I doubt that very much.

[slayer2]

 

Snart: "We go out for one lousy drink, and you guys somehow manage to pick a fight with Boba Fett."

 

 

This one was especially funny because of the bizarre way Wentworth pronounced Boba. I guess he's not a Star Wars fan eh?

[bettername2come]

RE: serial killing

Ray: Sounds pretty small time for a guy who once had coffee with Hitler.

 

Stein: Even someone as jaded as you can't deny how idyllic this place is.

Jax: If you're white.

Sara: And a man. And straight.

Stein: Okay, okay, okay, I get your point.

 

Sara: Actually I was liberating her...with the option of seducing her later.

 

Ray: An immortal psychopath and racists. I'm beginning to like this quaint little town less and less.

 

Betty: Relax.

Jax: Yeah. Cause it's not like I'm a black kid in a small town with a white girl bleeding all over my car.

 

Stein: I've grown so accustomed to our partnership that to suddenly be without him is...disquieting.

Snart: I know the feeling.

[bettername2come]

Snart: The ladies have been left in 1958.

Jax: What about Ray?

Snart: Like I said.

 

Jax: I can't hear anything!

Rip: It'll pass.

Jax: What?!

 

Rip: Sorry we're late.

 

Snart: Why am I only hearing about this now?

Rip: Because none of you had lost a limb yet.

Snart: (touche head nod)

[bettername2come]

Rip: This is my accountant and she is my personal assis-bodyguard.

 

Stein: What a strange age for dating.

 

Gideon: For example, last night you had a rollicking fantasy involving a young nurse -
Sara: Ok, Gideon, enough.

 

Rip: My reticence to kill you is not weakness; it's goodness.

 

Jax: We don't need weapons.
Stein: He's right. We have superpowers.

[bettername2come]

Kendra: That tastes like gasoline

Mick: Pretty much. Hit me again.

 

Stein: Oh, when my friend here's being reasonable, you know we have a problem.

 

Ray: We might've gotten into a barroom brawl back in town.

Rip: Well, that was entirely predictable.

 

Ray: And I aim to do something about it.

Mick: You "aim to?" You've gone native on us there, Haircut.

 

Ray: You know we have something on the ship that that can fix your...

Jonah: Fix what?

Ray: Nothing. Never mind.

 

Ray: Just remember, we're here to arrest Stillwater not kill him.

Jonah: He always this much of a stick in the mud?

Mick: Yes.

 

Stein: You're H.G. Wells?

H.G. Wells: H.G? I like that!

[justjoan]

Sara: What's the harm in us just taking a look around?

Martin: With this group? Clearly you haven't been paying attention.

[BkWurm1]

I love when Ray got called haircut.  Not sure why I thought it was so funny. 

[Jediknight]

Sara: And next time hit with a flat palm.  And you... you're not her type.

Edited April 22, 2016 by Jediknight

[paulvdb]

Ray: "Come with me if you want to live ... I've always wanted to say that."

[nksarmi]

Ray: "It worked. I'm not dead....yet."

Snart: "When it comes to scumbag fathers, there is no deep down."

[bettername2come]

Martin: I guess it's true what they say. There's a lid for every pot.

Jax: Well this lid's going to be really mad that we took his pot...you know what I mean!

 

Savage's daughter: You're a liar.

Snart: Correct, but not about this.

 

Jax: You roofied me again?!

 

Sara: I was League of Assassins not NASA!

 

Savage: Who are you stand against me Vandal Savage, Destroyer of Empires?

Snart: Snart, Robber of ATMs!

[nksarmi]

Snart, Robber of ATMs might be my favorite line ever.

[bettername2come]

Snart: This is madness. I like it.

 

Mick: You tell the team I actually care, I'll shave your head.

 

Sara: You try to steal a kiss from me Leonard, you better be one hell of a thief.

 

Jax: What? You thought you were the only one who knew a thing or two about time travel?

 

Snart: There are no strings on me.

 

Mick: I still feel the need to kill someone for Snart.

Ray: Savage still has Kendra and Carter.

Mick: He'll do nicely.

[paulvdb]

Off the top of my head, so they may not be exact quotes:

Mick: "I like to blow things up."

Mick: "That's why I don't think."

Edited May 13, 2016 by paulvdb

[bettername2come]

Martin: I never thought I would utter these words, but I think we need a Nazi.

Jax: Not funny.

 

Mick: I give it three months.

Edited May 20, 2016 by bettername2come

[paulvdb]

Mick, watching Kendra and Carter fly away: "Everytime they do that I get hungry for chicken."

[bettername2come]

Jax: I can't believe Rory sold us out like that. Actually I can. But still, man.

[Jediknight]

Sara: "Oh come on.  What's the harm in us just taking a look around?"
Stein: "With this group?  Clearly you haven't been paying attention."
Ray: "If I'm in the Old West and I don't get to look around, I'm gonna kick myself."
Snart: "I could help with that."

[bettername2come]

Possibly the most quintessentially Ray thing ever said.

Ray: Why can't a gang ever be a bunch of good guys?

[bettername2come]

Oliver: The ship's keeping him in stasis.

Nate: How do you know that?

Oliver: *points to machinery that says "stasis."

Nate: Oh.

 

Rip: What did we say about using powers and future tech, Dr. Palmer?

Ray: Well, yeah, but they started it. Mick: Don't look at me. I left my gun on the ship like a good little Boy Scout.

 

Jax: And I'll bet she's all warmed up for you.

Sara: Shut your mouth, Jax, or I'll cut your eyes out and feed 'em to you. 

 

Mick: At least I didn't screw up this time...stealing's not screwing up.

 

Mick: I knew you never liked me. 

 

Mick: Guess I gotta play hero and find them.

Nate: Do you even think this ship still flies?

Mick: I don't see why not. Fridge works.

 

Ray: Mick! Buddy!

 

Salem people: Vile witch! You have corrupted the women of our village!

Sara: In my defense, they were happily corrupted.

 

Edited October 15, 2016 by bettername2come

[paulvdb]

Stein: "Raymond, if he's unconscious, wouldn't he be here?"

Stein: "Oh, don't be dead, Raymond. On the other hand, if you are dead please stay dead."

[paulvdb]

I'm less than 7 minutes into the episode, but I had to post this.

Felicity: "Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra."

[scarynikki12]

Mick: Hey, Skirt. Call me. 

[Jediknight]

Mick: "Is it just me or is she really hot?"
*President continuing speech*
Sara: "She's hot."

Ray: "Hey, you know what's funny?  She really kind of looks like my cousin."

Edited December 2, 2016 by Jediknight

[ElectricBoogaloo]

Felicity: This ship is-
Cisco: Automatic-
Felicity: Supersonic-
Cisco: Hypnotic-
Felicity & Cisco: Funky fresh!

Cisco: We made it. This is the 50s. Sick.
[Felicity vomits]
Nate: Severe time jumps can cause nausea, temporary deafness-
Felicity: [gobbledygook]
Nate: Linguistic disorientation.
Mick: You, clean it up. We're going to kidnap an alien.
Cisco: I know I did not just travel though time so we can stay on the ship.
Mick: Ponytail, you're staying on the ship.
Felicity: [gobbledygook]
Nate: I'll take that as "Have fun storming the castle."
CIsco: For real? You're going to use Princess Bridge against me? Against me?

Mick: Celebrating Fourth of July early?
Nate: Ray made it for me.
Mick: You look like a star-spangled idiot.

Caitlin: She is brilliant and funny and a lot like you, just a little less uptight.

Cisco: Those men in black types are probably going to take them to a secret lab and do experiments on them. Have you seen Stranger Things?

Mick: This is why I hate the government.

Mick: Great, saved by geeks.

Cisco: Just because they're douches doesn't mean we have to be.

Cisco; What are we going to do?
Sara: You got me. I only know how to stab, punch, or skewer things.

[paulvdb]

1 hour ago, ElectricBoogaloo said:

Felicity: [gobbledygook]
Nate: I'll take that as "Have fun storming the castle."
CIsco: For real? You're going to use Princess Bridge against me? Against me?

That should be Bride, not Bridge. And fans of Star Trek: The Next Generation would have recognized that gobbledygook as Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra.

Edited December 2, 2016 by paulvdb

[bettername2come]

Oliver: Barry! I'm not letting you leave.

Barry: No offense, Oliver, but you and what army?

Kara: This one.

Mick: Listen, Red. I don't like you. But when you got a crew, you don't take a hit for the rest.
 

 

Oliver: I'm just saying, next time, I'm gonna get you.

Barry: I'm just saying, I beat you twice.

Oliver: The first time was a tie.

Barry: And the second time?

Oliver: There were no witnesses the second time.
 

[Miss Dee]

I'm reading the AV Club and enjoying all the riffs they're coming up with on Mick Rory, the World's Most Fucked-Up Kids' Camp Counselor and his vaguely threatening inspirational speeches.

[scarynikki12]

Sara: I'll take a nightmare that's real over a dream that's a lie. 

[bettername2come]

Amaya: Glucas? Wait, isn't that what you pretend you're allergic to, Ray?

Ray: First of all, my gluten allergy is very real and challenging.

 

Sara: I prefer Holy Lance.

Nate: I wonder why.

 

Nate: Stay in school!

 

Amaya: Look, George, I don't care about movies. But guys like them, they do. So before you get in that car and drive back to Medesto, just think about them, okay? Them and all the millions of people that your stories will someday inspire. The future of the entire world is at stake, and you're our only hope.

 

Sara: Great. George Lucas has the Spear of Destiny.

 

Sara: What the hell are you doing?

Stein: Brain surgery, what does it look like?

 

Nate: Shut up and dig, George Lucas.

 

Rip: Does this thing work? Screw it! Gideon, fire! Fire everything!

 

Sara: Is that a promise?

Jax: That's a prophecy.

 

Rip: I am not actually Rip Hunter. My name is Phil. I am a full-time film student and a part-time recreational drug user. Seriously regretting the latter.

Edited January 26, 2017 by bettername2come

[Miss Dee]

I LOVED that prophecy line. Not just the meaning of it, the strength of the word choice, but because it was so unexpected. So often I can complete these lines long before the actor finishes his/her pause. This was completely new.

[kismet]

Really were the best quotes this episode! Loved the gluten, stay in school, & brain surgery.

[Starfish35]

I think my favorite was the brain surgery line. :) 

[kismet]

4 hours ago, Starfish35 said:

I think my favorite was the brain surgery line. :) 

It wasn't just the line, which was perfectly delivered by VG. It was also everyone's reaction to it, like OK whatever.

[bettername2come]

Martin: Some things go without saying.

Jax: Yeah, for us, we have a psychic connection.

 

Martin: When two former selves love each other...

[zannej]

Someone please help me with the exact lines-- but when Eobard was talking to Damien about the advantage they had over the Legends and Damien asked to be enlightened and Thawne said something like "Because they're idiots!"

LOL!

[Miss Dee]

What made it better: the immediate smash cut to Mick saying, "You're all idiots."

[zannej]

Because I love that whole bank scene with the Legion of Doom:

Eobard: OK! Ok, you two have made your point. I need you as much as you need me, alright, but if you do not open that door he is going to kill us! He is coming for me!

Damien: Who's coming for you?

Eobard: It's not a who it's a- it's a- a what-- a thing!

(Damien and Malcolm look amused like they are not buying it)

Malcolm: What 'thing'? Can you be a little more specific?

Eobard: My ancestor killed himself in an effort to erase my very existence.

(Malcolm silently shakes his head to Damien, who looks equally unconvinced with Eobard's story)

Damien: Well, you look pretty spry despite it.

-

Damien: Huh. So you're kind of like a shark who will die if you stay in one place.

-

Eobard: It's too late. It's here. Oh well, the good news is, you two finally got what you wanted, you managed to balance our partnership, we're now all equally dead!

Malcolm: We're gonna get you out of this bank vault, Eobard, but on one condition:

Damien: You stop treating us like lackeys.

Eobard: Hh. You think you can stop that? Good luck!

Malcolm: Was that a yes?

[kismet]

On ‎1‎/‎31‎/‎2017 at 10:23 PM, bettername2come said:

Martin: Some things go without saying.

Jax: Yeah, for us, we have a psychic connection.

 

Martin: When two former selves love each other...

I really found the Martin explaining the birds & bees of apparitions to be hilarious.