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S05.E13: Forget – Pre-Air Speculation and Live Chat


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Well, since looking in the mirror and noticing I had Daryl's haircut,   I got to the hairdresser to rectify it.   Not only was I de-Daryl-ed, he cut off so much that the underlying bleached hair is gone.  I am officially brunette and ready for my role on TWD.  except for that shocking lack of acting skills, but hey, Beth.  

 

All I have to say about thangs and stuff upcoming is if that Deanna gets a piece of Rick, I am out.   Leering 'ol pervert.    I'm convinced she's a gross human being.  I mean, look at her son.   He probably pulled the legs from spiders and set them on fire with a magnifying glass. 

 

I don't think the attraction is mutual, if she really is attracted to him.  At least, I hope it isn't.  And seriously (in my totally professionally perverted male opinion), between Jessie and Deanna, how is that even a contest? 

 

"She (J) has seen me half naked, cuts my hair and does my laundry;  what do you do for me?  Besides tell me what to do and make me play dress up??"

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You're saying Deanna is into copsplay?

Actually, wouldn't it be funny if the real cops are her other sons, and Rick's new job is just to go to dance at bachelorette parties and thangs? 

Maybe his new gun just shoots glitter.

 

OMG.  That's what that look meant when she first saw him without the beard.  'The strip joint is back in business!  Now what did we do that disco ball and the turn-table?!  Gonna have to re-erect the pole, too.'

Edited by iRarelyWatchTV36
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Actually, now that I think about the variety of the group right now...

Daryl is (the Hollywood version of) the outlaw biker type. Rick was a trained law enforcement professional. Carl seems like he might be growing into a sort of old western archetype. Abe is military, and he apparently knows a bit about construction work.

So... where's the Indian chief?

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Actually, now that I think about the variety of the group right now...

Daryl is (the Hollywood version of) the outlaw biker type. Rick was a trained law enforcement professional. Carl seems like he might be growing into a sort of old western archetype. Abe is military, and he apparently knows a bit about construction work.

So... where's the Indian chief?

 

Its clearly Eugene.  Just put some face paint under his eyes and braid his mullet a bit.

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Based on the title, I'm going to guess that it's going to be a zany amnesia episode. We'll find out that the reason FPP hasn't been seen lately is that he got hit on the head, forgot who he was, and wound up having an awesome action-hero solo adventure, before inevitably getting bonked on the head again and returning to his usual uselessness. I don't suppose it's possible to grow coconuts in Virginia, is it? What can I say? I'm a traditionalist.

In the absence of coconuts might I suggest a hypnotist like in Office Space? "You're so good at killing zombies...deeper and deeper...the only thing you love more than God is killing zombies...deeper and deeper...." Hypnotist drops dead of heart attack, turns. FPP becomes FSCK (Father Stone Cold Killer) and kills hypnowalker with the power of his gaze.

Edited by The Mighty Peanut
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"A new episode of The Walking Dead airs next, only on AMC...."

But first, a 385 minute preview of Better call Saul and other assorted shit commercials to piss you off because you're all like, "What the fuck?   The goddamn bachelor gets 2 hours per week, and there are hardly any commercials, though you beg for them to break up the monotony"

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