iRarelyWatchTV36 March 8, 2015 Share March 8, 2015 Well, since looking in the mirror and noticing I had Daryl's haircut, I got to the hairdresser to rectify it. Not only was I de-Daryl-ed, he cut off so much that the underlying bleached hair is gone. I am officially brunette and ready for my role on TWD. except for that shocking lack of acting skills, but hey, Beth. All I have to say about thangs and stuff upcoming is if that Deanna gets a piece of Rick, I am out. Leering 'ol pervert. I'm convinced she's a gross human being. I mean, look at her son. He probably pulled the legs from spiders and set them on fire with a magnifying glass. . I don't think the attraction is mutual, if she really is attracted to him. At least, I hope it isn't. And seriously (in my totally professionally perverted male opinion), between Jessie and Deanna, how is that even a contest? "She (J) has seen me half naked, cuts my hair and does my laundry; what do you do for me? Besides tell me what to do and make me play dress up??" 3 Link to comment
CletusMusashi March 8, 2015 Share March 8, 2015 (edited) You're saying Deanna is into copsplay? Actually, wouldn't it be funny if the real cops are her other sons, and Rick's new job is just to go to dance at bachelorette parties and thangs? Maybe his new gun just shoots glitter. Edited March 9, 2015 by CletusMusashi 7 Link to comment
iRarelyWatchTV36 March 9, 2015 Share March 9, 2015 (edited) You're saying Deanna is into copsplay? Actually, wouldn't it be funny if the real cops are her other sons, and Rick's new job is just to go to dance at bachelorette parties and thangs? Maybe his new gun just shoots glitter. OMG. That's what that look meant when she first saw him without the beard. 'The strip joint is back in business! Now what did we do that disco ball and the turn-table?! Gonna have to re-erect the pole, too.' Edited March 9, 2015 by iRarelyWatchTV36 1 Link to comment
CletusMusashi March 9, 2015 Share March 9, 2015 Actually, now that I think about the variety of the group right now... Daryl is (the Hollywood version of) the outlaw biker type. Rick was a trained law enforcement professional. Carl seems like he might be growing into a sort of old western archetype. Abe is military, and he apparently knows a bit about construction work. So... where's the Indian chief? 5 Link to comment
iRarelyWatchTV36 March 9, 2015 Share March 9, 2015 Actually, now that I think about the variety of the group right now... Daryl is (the Hollywood version of) the outlaw biker type. Rick was a trained law enforcement professional. Carl seems like he might be growing into a sort of old western archetype. Abe is military, and he apparently knows a bit about construction work. So... where's the Indian chief? Its clearly Eugene. Just put some face paint under his eyes and braid his mullet a bit. 2 Link to comment
The Mighty Peanut March 9, 2015 Share March 9, 2015 (edited) Based on the title, I'm going to guess that it's going to be a zany amnesia episode. We'll find out that the reason FPP hasn't been seen lately is that he got hit on the head, forgot who he was, and wound up having an awesome action-hero solo adventure, before inevitably getting bonked on the head again and returning to his usual uselessness. I don't suppose it's possible to grow coconuts in Virginia, is it? What can I say? I'm a traditionalist. In the absence of coconuts might I suggest a hypnotist like in Office Space? "You're so good at killing zombies...deeper and deeper...the only thing you love more than God is killing zombies...deeper and deeper...." Hypnotist drops dead of heart attack, turns. FPP becomes FSCK (Father Stone Cold Killer) and kills hypnowalker with the power of his gaze. Edited March 9, 2015 by The Mighty Peanut 3 Link to comment
BrokenRemote March 9, 2015 Share March 9, 2015 (edited) I fear for the collective blood pressures of a million fans if it turns out the place and its people are exactly what they say they are. Edited March 9, 2015 by BrokenRemote 1 Link to comment
kikismom March 9, 2015 Share March 9, 2015 OMG. That's what that look meant when she first saw him without the beard. 'The strip joint is back in business! Now what did we do that disco ball and the turn-table?! Gonna have to re-erect the pole, too.' 3 Link to comment
Raven1707 March 9, 2015 Share March 9, 2015 Scientists need to look into why the last hour before a new episode of The Walking Dead feels like an eternity... 2 Link to comment
The Mighty Peanut March 9, 2015 Share March 9, 2015 (edited) Magic Mike featuring Rick, Glenn, FPP, and Daryl. Edited March 9, 2015 by The Mighty Peanut 2 Link to comment
CletusMusashi March 9, 2015 Share March 9, 2015 I'd rather be at the party that Michonne works. 3 Link to comment
Mu Shu March 9, 2015 Share March 9, 2015 Its clearly Eugene. Just put some face paint under his eyes and braid his mullet a bit. Not until he diets some of that pudge off. he's not allowed to go shirtless until he does. 3 Link to comment
Raven1707 March 9, 2015 Share March 9, 2015 "A new episode of The Walking Dead airs next, only on AMC...." 1 Link to comment
Mu Shu March 9, 2015 Share March 9, 2015 "A new episode of The Walking Dead airs next, only on AMC...." But first, a 385 minute preview of Better call Saul and other assorted shit commercials to piss you off because you're all like, "What the fuck? The goddamn bachelor gets 2 hours per week, and there are hardly any commercials, though you beg for them to break up the monotony" 4 Link to comment
CletusMusashi March 9, 2015 Share March 9, 2015 And if it weren't for the time change, we'd be waiting even longer. As it is, I'm not even properly drunk yet. Which worries me, because we're overdue for a bad episode. 2 Link to comment
minamurray78 March 9, 2015 Share March 9, 2015 What, 10 minutes?! I thought it was an hour away, better get ready. 1 Link to comment
Rosiejuliemom March 9, 2015 Share March 9, 2015 And if it weren't for the time change, we'd be waiting even longer. As it is, I'm not even properly drunk yet. Which worries me, because we're overdue for a bad episode. I got my wine and my bendy straw ready to go. 5 Link to comment
CletusMusashi March 9, 2015 Share March 9, 2015 I miss Rick's giant beard. I think it made him more fun. 2 Link to comment
The Mighty Peanut March 9, 2015 Share March 9, 2015 *Dims lights* *Poises bendy straw* *Flexes posting fingers* 5 Link to comment
Rosiejuliemom March 9, 2015 Share March 9, 2015 I miss Rick's giant beard. I think it made him more fun. I can see your point, but I'd watch him shave it off over and over again. 2 Link to comment
BrokenRemote March 9, 2015 Share March 9, 2015 "You piss me off, happy picture people!" 3 Link to comment
The Mighty Peanut March 9, 2015 Share March 9, 2015 Sasha is all fuck your coffee shop and cured meats 3 Link to comment
calliope1975 March 9, 2015 Share March 9, 2015 (edited) Olivia's (is it Lydia?) story is not helping me believe these are normal people. Okay, I get putting the former owner's pics away, but using them for target practice? That's just way harsh, Tai. Edited March 9, 2015 by calliope1975 1 Link to comment
minamurray78 March 9, 2015 Share March 9, 2015 I thought they had removed all the pics from the frames? Link to comment
Morrigan2575 March 9, 2015 Share March 9, 2015 (edited) sasha gone psycho. Was she deliberately baiting walkers so she could kill? Edited March 9, 2015 by Morrigan2575 1 Link to comment
Lillith March 9, 2015 Share March 9, 2015 Oh so they do seem to have a guard/gatekeeper, I was wondering about that. So are we in agreement who bites it (heh) this episode? 2 Link to comment
BrokenRemote March 9, 2015 Share March 9, 2015 Are these the actions of a sane person, Sasha? If nothing else, you're gonna attract walkers... 1 Link to comment
The Mighty Peanut March 9, 2015 Share March 9, 2015 Or you could just waste valuable ammo, ok fine 1 Link to comment
Macbeth March 9, 2015 Share March 9, 2015 Why does Sasha have duct tape on her collar? I know its a silly minor point but it bugged.... Link to comment
CletusMusashi March 9, 2015 Share March 9, 2015 Uh Oh. Sasha's crazy. Hot as hell. But crazy. 1 Link to comment
editorgrrl March 9, 2015 Share March 9, 2015 I thought they had removed all the pics from the frames? In Rick's living room. Maybe Sasha's staying at the other house? 1 Link to comment
The Mighty Peanut March 9, 2015 Share March 9, 2015 Uh Oh. Sasha's crazy. Hot as hell. But crazy. To be honest, that's why she's my girl crush. 1 Link to comment
Rosiejuliemom March 9, 2015 Share March 9, 2015 "Come and get me." What are you doing, Sasha? Are they setting Sasha up to get Maggie's suicide arc from the comics? Or maybe Andrea's sniper status? 2 Link to comment
minamurray78 March 9, 2015 Share March 9, 2015 Well, it's not paranoia if they're really out to get you, I supposed? Link to comment
JackONeill March 9, 2015 Share March 9, 2015 Did anyone else watch Mystery Science Theater? 4 Link to comment
SnoGirl March 9, 2015 Share March 9, 2015 Does Sasha have a whole house to herself? I'm not saying that's a waste but I don't think I'd be comfortable by myself... 1 Link to comment
raven March 9, 2015 Share March 9, 2015 o hahaha "They're lucky, we're here now" Have you looked at your group's track record Rick? 3 Link to comment
The Mighty Peanut March 9, 2015 Share March 9, 2015 I hate to say it but I can't take Rick seriously without his Chewbacca beard. However Stepford Carol still scary as hell. 6 Link to comment
BrokenRemote March 9, 2015 Share March 9, 2015 So they've decided not to wait, just arm themselves and take the place? 1 Link to comment
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