S08 Love After Lockup LIVE CHAT

[sainte-chapelle]

I wore bright purple lipstick too but I was 15 and it was the 90s

[Keywestclubkid]

her brother looking over at his friend like she thinks im this stupid LOL 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

alright she's cute ... whats wrong with her emotionally

I'm guessing everything.

[JenE4]

This girl was actively pursuing/stalking this man since high school, and day 1 of his 6-year lockup he decides to give her a chance. This sounds like he had good intentions and a true heart.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Ladystardust said:

Flirtitous!

Have to add that to the glossary

[PrincessPurrsALot]

5 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

JK is a real babe magnet. Just saying.

Another one where that town must have one young man in it when this loser is a catch.

[OoogleEyes]

3 minutes ago, MagicEyes said:

I need a crossover episode! My 600 Pound Love After Lockup. 

The snarking would be epic. "My fat is my prison, now!"

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, JenE4 said:

This girl was actively pursuing/stalking this man since high school, and day 1 of his 6-year lockup he decides to give her a chance. This sounds like he had good intentions and a true heart.

He heard that cell door clang shut behind him, and the scales fell from his eyes. He realized that all he really wanted or needed was the pure love of this good and true woman. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, Ladystardust said:

Flirtitous!

It’s like when something comes to “fruation.”

[sainte-chapelle]

Yea that’s bullshit, my grandmother died of a brain aneurysm…they kept sending her home and telling her to take Aspirin. It was the 50s , my mom was a young child, so a different time but damn. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

I told someone at work I had to go because it's LAL night and I needed to see the guy who looks like an Amish meth dealer and I had snacks to prepare. He ended the call. He knows what's important. 

Edited March 29 by PrincessPurrsALot

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Another one where that town must have one young man in it when this loser is a catch.

Right? I mean, Kaveman KEVIN was considered a real ladies man and red hot dating property. Jesus, what kind of men are they breeding in these places? I've seen bowls of dog food that were more attractive.

[sainte-chapelle]

3 minutes ago, JenE4 said:

This girl was actively pursuing/stalking this man since high school, and day 1 of his 6-year lockup he decides to give her a chance. This sounds like he had good intentions and a true heart.

Isn’t that Similar to Louie and that crazy cheerleader outfit chick?

[Keywestclubkid]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

It’s like when something comes to “fruation.”

is that when it turns that kinda green shade that Tasha's wig was?

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

I told someone at work I had to go because it's LAL knight and I needed to see the guy who looks like an Amish meth dealer and I had snacks to prepare. He ended the call. He knows what's important. 

That person is a true and noble friend 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Michael: I’m free. Let’s go score some drugs.

[Keywestclubkid]

does he have no lower teeth?

[Pepper Mostly]

Aw, he smiles in his mug shots. That's cute. 

[Ladystardust]

4 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Yea that’s bullshit, my grandmother died of a brain aneurysm…they kept sending her home and telling her to take Aspirin. It was the 50s , my mom was a young child, so a different time but damn. 

My grandma too! Early '60s.

[Empress1]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Right? I mean, Kaveman KEVIN was considered a real ladies man and red hot dating property. Jesus, what kind of men are they breeding in these places? I've seen bowls of dog food that were more attractive.

The dating pool is TRASH.

 

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

is that when it turns that kinda green shade that Tasha's wig was?

I TOLD YOU WE ARE NOT TO SPEAK OF THIS

[JenE4]

3 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Isn’t that Similar to Louie and that crazy cheerleader outfit chick?

It’s the cheerleader connection! Though, I don’t think Melissa even ever was a cheerleader—just part of her fantasy of being popular so the big man on campus would’ve noticed her.

Edited March 29 by JenE4

[PrincessPurrsALot]

You know you've been in prison too many times when you can't keep count. We need a betting pool on when he goes back in. 

[WaltersHair]

Changing in the parking lot. There better be trunk baloney on hand.

[Keywestclubkid]

it took all of his lower teeth 

[Empress1]

Wait - is Joey the one who Michael said can’t fuck? Is that this couple?

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

You know you've been in prison too many times when you can't keep count. We need a betting pool on when he goes back in. 

Within a year, no doubt. Maybe for stealing Joey's car and credit cards. 

Edited March 29 by Pepper Mostly

[Gobi]

"I prayed to not be a homosexual, but every time I knelt to pray in front of the priest....."

[Empress1]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

it took all of his lower teeth 

Meth mouth

[Keywestclubkid]

Meth thats what he needs those contacts for 

[Pepper Mostly]

"What do you need your contacts for?"

"Well, duh"

[Auntie Anxiety]

I see that Michael has turned his life around. “The first opportunity I get to use drugs, I’m going to.”

[PrincessPurrsALot]

2 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

does he have no lower teeth?

Joey: "Everything about him is sexy. I love the way he talks. I love the sound of him slurping his saliva back into his mouth because he has no teeth to block him from drooling."

[Ladystardust]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Within a year, no doubt. Maybe for stealing Joey's car and credit cards. 

And that's probably the LEAST damage he could do to Joey. This is heading for disaster.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Empress1 said:

Wait - is Joey the one who Michael said can’t fuck? Is that this couple?

I do believe he was quite salty about his ability to perform fellatio. 

And THERE's a sentence I never could have imagined typing.

[JenE4]

He’s been out for 5 seconds “I’m going to do what I want to do when I can do it.” First chance he can get to use. Oh, dear. Might as well turn that car around.

[OoogleEyes]

Geeze. Morgan Freeman is getting old. 

[sainte-chapelle]

He is itching to use..this will not end well

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

"I prayed to not be a homosexual, but every time I knelt to pray in front of the priest....."

DEAD

[PrincessPurrsALot]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Within a year, no doubt. Maybe for stealing Joey's car and credit cards. 

It's the muthafuckin' meth! 

[OoogleEyes]

Just now, JenE4 said:

He’s been out for 5 seconds “I’m going to do what I want to do when I can do it.” First chance he can get to use. Oh, dear. Might as well turn that car around.

Yeah, he's a career user. That's why he's been in jail so often. He won't change. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I do believe he was quite salty about his ability to perform fellatio. 

And THERE's a sentence I never could have imagined typing.

I am claiming Salty Fellatio as my new band name. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

Yeah, he's a career user. That's why he's been in jail so often. He won't change. 

The only question is if he drags Joey down into the gutter with him. Father Joey is going to have a stroke.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

So does he have a valid driver's license? Or can he go right back to jail? 

[Pepper Mostly]

Savannah is eying the cornfields with purpose. 

[JenE4]

Cook the steaks until almost well done. Oh, no, honey. Don’t listen to Granny.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Bradly, the return of the prodigal son.

[MagicEyes]

Bradly seems like a real nice guy. Also if you leave out the "R" his name is "Badly". That doesn't seem like a good omen. 

[Empress1]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

So does he have a valid driver's license? Or can he go right back to jail? 

 He could still have a license. He’s been in two years, licenses are good for four.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Wow, I can really see what she sees in this guy. His personality is just so great. Another winner. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Bradly doesn't want a steak OR a blow job. This is a first.