S08 Love After Lockup LIVE CHAT

[Auntie Anxiety]

Definite no to Mama June.

[sainte-chapelle]

Ok dirty ass beard…he look gross and probably smell like animal crackers and feet..her body is fine

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Ill meth by moonlight.

DEAD

And now I'm going to have to try to work this prize worthy and witty allusion into conversation but I can't figure out how since I know no meth heads. 

[Keywestclubkid]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

or behind a bush ... like don't make eye contact with step dad 

and suddenly I hear a banjo start to play 

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

How have they not had time to talk about things? Was Michael too busy sitting in prison doing nothing but time?  Was he running a sneaker empire?

Dick tracings and making toilet paper roses took up a lot of his time.

[sainte-chapelle]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Definite no to Mama June.

Didn’t the only daughter who had any sense..and tried to get honey boo boo away from her…die of cancer? Any hope for those kids died with her

Edited Saturday at 12:17 AM by sainte-chapelle

[Auntie Anxiety]

Poor girl is going to be in for a huge surprise. Hope she has an open mind LOL

[PrincessPurrsALot]

She used so many filters in her photos, she should wear that mask to meet him.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh come on, @Keywestclubkid. You've been watching this clusterfuck for years now, you KNOW that he can be this stupid! 

[Keywestclubkid]

is he gonna be attracted to me? girl maybe if you actually showed him what you looked like you would already know 

[OoogleEyes]

Is Brittany the catfish?

[sainte-chapelle]

Why do they always have tacky chest tattoos…always 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

She used so many filters in her photos, she should wear that mask to meet him.

That is exactly what I was thinking! Of course you're nervous, you're afraid he won't recognize you!

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

is he gonna be attracted to me? girl maybe if you actually showed him what you looked like you would already know 

Nah all she needs to show is her $$$

[PrincessPurrsALot]

She's the one who doesn't get to meet him. She is an idiot.

[JenE4]

I’m like who is this woman, and I realize it’s the catfisher who looks different every single time we see her. Now this is someone who should take up a life of crime! The eyewitnesses would never be able to identify her.

[Pepper Mostly]

Alexis is so pretty. She can't get a man on the outside? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Why do they always have tacky chest tattoos…always 

They don’t make the preliminary cut for the show without one.

[Keywestclubkid]

technically  a tattoo isnt permeant you can get them removed ... if you can scrounge up money to send money to a man in jail you can find money to get that shit taken off 

narrator ** this in fact wasn't her last trip to this prison**

she wants to make love in the woods .. girl what?

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh dear lord is EVERYONE going to talk about dick size? Ladies, please! Show a little refinement.

[Auntie Anxiety]

She doesn’t like stuff that’s sneaky! Surprise!!!!!

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Alexis is so pretty. She can't get a man on the outside? 

This could have been Emily from 90 day…before Kobe ( who is a nice guy who was never arrested)  she dated prison dudes. She got lucky and her parents must be so relieved 

[JenE4]

You think Tyler being there is bad. Wait until his other girlfriend shows up!

[Eldemarge]

Oh she is NOT happy these scrubs showed up for Julius.

[Keywestclubkid]

a prisoner doing something sneaky .. *gasp* how could he 

[Pepper Mostly]

Julius' friends do not look like a salubrious pair. 

[Empress1]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Alexis is so pretty. She can't get a man on the outside? 

And she seems so sweet!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

I really want of these people to keep going with their thoughts, hug him, kiss him, slobber over him, blow him in the parking lot. They are all so hard up. 

[Gobi]

Jesus! Did he use his face for a dart board?

[MagicEyes]

I'll never know the joy of seeing my felon boyfriend released from prison. 😢

[Auntie Anxiety]

Savannah’s mom jeans don’t do her any favors.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

Oh she is NOT happy these scrubs showed up for Julius.

Those dudes were made for the streets…good God

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

She doesn’t like stuff that’s sneaky! Surprise!!!!!

That's why she went to hotprisonstudsdotcom in search of a life partner. 

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

This could have been Emily from 90 day…before Kobe ( who is a nice guy who was never arrested)  she dated prison dudes. She got lucky and her parents must be so relieved 

I think Emily's situation was that two of her former boyfriends ended up in jail, not that she went looking for felons. At least I hope so. 

[JenE4]

Just now, MagicEyes said:

I'll never know the joy of seeing my felon boyfriend released from prison. 😢

Sentenced to life, huh? 🥺

 

 

😉

[PrincessPurrsALot]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh dear lord is EVERYONE going to talk about dick size? Ladies, please! Show a little refinement.

We're watching LAL. Dick size talk, random shots of feet, and people throwing rings are the bedrock of the franchise. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, MagicEyes said:

I'll never know the joy of seeing my felon boyfriend released from prison. 😢

Don’t fret…you could always marry your vacation fling and end up on 90:day fiancée…there are options ! Don’t give up! 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

Oh she is NOT happy these scrubs showed up for Julius.

All of these chicas think that their menfolk should not have any friends or family. 

3 minutes ago, MagicEyes said:

I'll never know the joy of seeing my felon boyfriend released from prison. 😢

Right? Or the anticipation of driving up to the prison gates for the last time. We have missed so much. 

[MagicEyes]

The hotel does not want to be involved in this mess!

[Auntie Anxiety]

JK needs a consult with Louie from Lakeland’s implant dentist.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

We're watching LAL. Dick size talk, random shots of feet, and people throwing rings are the bedrock of the franchise. 

Well, that and tattoos. And rapping.

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

That's why she went to hotprisonstudsdotcom in search of a life partner. 

I think Emily's situation was that two of her former boyfriends ended up in jail, not that she went looking for felons. At least I hope so. 

You are probably right..I can’t remember…I somehow can picture young Emily writing prison dudes 😂 but either way those dudes were bad news. She did well. I hope these ladies and gents take notes and do better

[Keywestclubkid]

Fairfield inn like you must absolutely blur out our name 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I refuse to sleep in the same bed with anyone. Nope.

[WaltersHair]

Oh hell no sleeping with his mother.

[Keywestclubkid]

1 minute ago, MagicEyes said:

The hotel does not want to be involved in this mess!

jinx 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

JK needs a consult with Louie from Lakeland’s implant dentist.

Does his boo have the scratch to pony up for a new set of choppers? 

[sainte-chapelle]

Why is Brooke wearing a cheap 90s prom dress in her talking heads?

[OoogleEyes]

No more babies, please!

[Auntie Anxiety]

JK is a real babe magnet. Just saying.

[Gobi]

Half of the cast seem to be auditioning for My 600lb Life.