S08 Love After Lockup LIVE CHAT

[JenE4]

How is Julius going to choose which bae to pick him up? Will he be at a soulmate stalemate?

[Ladystardust]

Oh yay these people are in my area again. I'll have to keep an eye out for Mickey Mouse hair along with Caveman Kevin and that pink haired trucker lady. What a crew.

[Keywestclubkid]

pearls and animal print house slippers ... Jacky O would be jealous 

[Ladystardust]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

You come on over here and take this easy chair by the fire. Cocktail? The bar is featuring a lemon lavender spritz or a Moscow mule. The dessert cart offers a blueberry lemon Blondie, chocolate mint cake with chocolate ganache, or mango sorbet. And here's a footstool, and a nice warm afghan. Let the cares of the week melt away. 

I'm usually a chocolate person, but that lemon lavender spritz and blueberry lemon blondie are calling my name!! Sounds divine!

[Pepper Mostly]

"Don't cry now. Plenty of time for crying later, when I cheat on you"

[Gobi]

And now to find the nearest corn field.

[MagicEyes]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

pearls and animal print house slippers ... Jacky O would be jealous 

Those are the cheapest pearls I've ever seen in my life! 

[Empress1]

A man with six kids by three women, at least one of whom he cheated on you with, is not a catch, Quiana. Jesus Christ.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 hour ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I’m here! Missed oblast week because I couldn’t keep my eyes open but I did study up so I know who’s who. So far my favorite is Quinoa and Demondick. he has six with with three baby mamas! Come on, sister, THINK!!!

The were off and on. Whenever they were off he was off of her and on top of someone else.

So glad he's still a mouseketeer.

Edited March 29 by PrincessPurrsALot

[Gobi]

What was he in jail for, impersonating a Disney character?

Edited March 29 by Gobi

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Ladystardust said:

I'm usually a chocolate person, but that lemon lavender spritz and blueberry lemon blondie are calling my name!! Sounds divine!

Anyone who comes to visit will be plied with baked goods and delectable cocktails, take that to the bank. 

Oh, yay, its the Race Against Time to the halfway house! Welcome back old friend. 

[Ladystardust]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

What was in jail for, impersonating a Disney character?

I hear they take trademark infringement very seriously.

[Keywestclubkid]

and you had a control substance with intent to sell .. what was the controlled substance again 

[OoogleEyes]

16 and 12???

[PrincessPurrsALot]

3 minutes ago, Gobi said:

And now to find the nearest corn field.

Stepdad can hang out in the car and listen to the radio. Hand them wet naps when they get back in the car. Nothing awkward there.

Rush to the parole office - bingo square!

Edited March 29 by PrincessPurrsALot

[WaltersHair]

"I want to make sure you have your head on right." Dude that hairdo tells you the answer!

[JenE4]

This man went to college to become a physical therapist. Oh, Damondrick, you had opportunities and a future.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

And now to find the nearest corn field.

Yeah, I'm sure stepdad will just wait in the car while they tend to their carnal lusts. 

"He's not your average felon" Heaven help us she is dumb.

[Keywestclubkid]

ew gross .. step daddy don't talk to them while her hand is on his dick .. the cringe I just did 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Joey and Michael are doomed. Just saying.

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, MagicEyes said:

Those are the cheapest pearls I've ever seen in my life! 

The finest pearls on offer at Walmart.

3 minutes ago, Gobi said:

What was in jail for, impersonating a Disney character?

You know, I heard Disney was bullish on copyright infringement, but this seems extreme.

[Keywestclubkid]

my soul mate is a meth head .... GIRL .... listen to yourself 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Joey is going to get his heart broken before the hour is up.

Edited March 29 by Auntie Anxiety

[Empress1]

Michael is going to ruin Joey’s life.

[sainte-chapelle]

Hi …haven’t been here in a while and no idea what is happening but bonding over meth is a bad time

[Gobi]

Ill meth by moonlight.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

How have they not had time to talk about things? Was Michael too busy sitting in prison doing nothing but time?  Was he running a sneaker empire?

[Keywestclubkid]

this man is gonna get on my nerves ... you can't be this stupid 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

ew gross .. step daddy don't talk to them while her hand is on his dick .. the cringe I just did 

Right? Jesus, have a little decorum. Wait till you get to the cornfield. Or the public restroom. 

[OoogleEyes]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Hi …haven’t been here in a while and no idea what is happening but bonding over meth is a bad time

Things never change!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Thirty minutes later, with the hot sun boring down on Joey who ends up fainting from dehydration……..

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Right? Jesus, have a little decorum. Wait till you get to the cornfield. Or the public restroom. 

or behind a bush ... like don't make eye contact with step dad 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Definite no to Mama June.

[sainte-chapelle]

Ok dirty ass beard…he look gross and probably smell like animal crackers and feet..her body is fine

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Ill meth by moonlight.

DEAD

And now I'm going to have to try to work this prize worthy and witty allusion into conversation but I can't figure out how since I know no meth heads. 

[Keywestclubkid]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

or behind a bush ... like don't make eye contact with step dad 

and suddenly I hear a banjo start to play 

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

How have they not had time to talk about things? Was Michael too busy sitting in prison doing nothing but time?  Was he running a sneaker empire?

Dick tracings and making toilet paper roses took up a lot of his time.

[sainte-chapelle]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Definite no to Mama June.

Didn’t the only daughter who had any sense..and tried to get honey boo boo away from her…die of cancer? Any hope for those kids died with her

Edited March 29 by sainte-chapelle

[Auntie Anxiety]

Poor girl is going to be in for a huge surprise. Hope she has an open mind LOL

[PrincessPurrsALot]

She used so many filters in her photos, she should wear that mask to meet him.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh come on, @Keywestclubkid. You've been watching this clusterfuck for years now, you KNOW that he can be this stupid! 

[Keywestclubkid]

is he gonna be attracted to me? girl maybe if you actually showed him what you looked like you would already know 

[OoogleEyes]

Is Brittany the catfish?

[sainte-chapelle]

Why do they always have tacky chest tattoos…always 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

She used so many filters in her photos, she should wear that mask to meet him.

That is exactly what I was thinking! Of course you're nervous, you're afraid he won't recognize you!

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

is he gonna be attracted to me? girl maybe if you actually showed him what you looked like you would already know 

Nah all she needs to show is her $$$

[PrincessPurrsALot]

She's the one who doesn't get to meet him. She is an idiot.

[JenE4]

I’m like who is this woman, and I realize it’s the catfisher who looks different every single time we see her. Now this is someone who should take up a life of crime! The eyewitnesses would never be able to identify her.

[Pepper Mostly]

Alexis is so pretty. She can't get a man on the outside? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Why do they always have tacky chest tattoos…always 

They don’t make the preliminary cut for the show without one.