S08 Love After Lockup LIVE CHAT

[WaltersHair]

1 minute ago, Ladystardust said:

"When I was 17, I started coming to prison..." Like it's a local hangout or something he just pops in and out of. Jesus.

Or a Boys and Girls club.

[Pepper Mostly]

12 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Brody and Brantley, that tracks,

BRANTLY. I can't. What the hell kind of name is that. Do these chicas just make these insane names up? I'm baffled.

11 minutes ago, Gobi said:

"I calmed down at 18 after my son was born." Jesus!

God, I was such an innocent teen. I didn't even take a drink until I was legally of age. It was 18 in Massachusetts but hey. 

9 minutes ago, HorrrGoodnight said:

Brooke shouldn't be surprised at any broken promises. His name is JK for Pete's sake.

Twenty five minutes in and I am slain. I'm legit cackling over here. Carry on.

Edited March 22 by Pepper Mostly

[OoogleEyes]

5 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

There should be a TLC show about all of us, watching TLC shows and snarking, with drinks and snacks. It would be far more entertaining than the Last Resort. 

There used to be a British show called Gogglebox and it's basically people watching and snarking about TV shows. They'd be regular families or friends watching together. It was a hoot. I don't know if its still on

Edited March 22 by OoogleEyes

[PrincessPurrsALot]

4 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

ok whats with his upper teeth .... that can't be a grill ... whats going on 

I know what's not going on, teeth and an attractive smile.

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

"We drifted apart after I went to prison." Comedy gold, Jerry!

To be fair, only one of them drifted. The other was in the same place the whole time. <rim shot> 

[AR Traveler]

After a lot of clicks, I'm in!  Just in time to see Michael dating a guy in for a year for drug trafficking.  What a catch.

[Keywestclubkid]

you spent a month together doing meth .. why does he leave that part out 

[Ladystardust]

1 minute ago, AR Traveler said:

After a lot of clicks, I'm in!  Just in time to see Michael dating a guy in for a year for drug trafficking.  What a catch.

Yay, glad you found it!

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

I hate the concept that men and women can't be friends. They can. They really can. 

Of course they can. My son and houseguest are best friends, have been for years, for example. 

[Eldemarge]

My man is out camping tonight so I told him we ARE watching the new season of Love After Lockup when he gets back!

He doesn't even own a television so I'm grateful he deigns to watch trashy reality shows with me.

[Keywestclubkid]

oh the arches ... McDonalds should sue 

[HorrrGoodnight]

I wonder if she crashed into the trash can with her scooter and made that dent.

[WaltersHair]

Haven't we seen this guy before?

[Ladystardust]

I don't like visiting my in-laws with my husband. I am NOT hanging out with them if my husband goes to jail.

[Gobi]

Where's the throuple?

[Ladystardust]

2 minutes ago, WaltersHair said:

Haven't we seen this guy before?

Oh yeah, they are a mess. They did drugs together I think. Lots of drugs involved somehow.

[Keywestclubkid]

im trying to understand her interior design concept mama got going on .. 

[Gobi]

It's like a rom-com, they met(h) cute.

[Eldemarge]

1 minute ago, WaltersHair said:

Haven't we seen this guy before?

We have, but I forgot the drama...something to do with coke?  I think?

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, WaltersHair said:

Haven't we seen this guy before?

He was on Love During Lockup. He actually thought the prison guards would be shocked by seeing gay men. 

[AR Traveler]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Of course they can. My son and houseguest are best friends, have been for years, for example. 

Me too.  I have always gotten along better in platonic relationships with men.  

[Eldemarge]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

im trying to understand her interior design concept mama got going on .. 

Mid-century Goodwill, honey.

[Keywestclubkid]

eventually im gonna trap you ..... Good God 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Did Savannah's tattoo artist question the spelling of Bradly? 

[Red Bridey]

This guy's an addict from a whole family of addicts, all now in recovery. He dated Michael and immediately relapsed on meth when they were together. Michael went to jail and this guy had to confess his using to the family. It's clear nobody thinks this relationship is a good idea -- not his family nor Michael's family.

[Pepper Mostly]

9 minutes ago, Gobi said:

"We drifted apart after I went to prison." Comedy gold, Jerry!

Yeah, all the armed sentries, barbed wire and iron gates do make communication difficult.

7 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

its like a day camp lol 

More like sleep away camp.

6 minutes ago, JenE4 said:

Don’t they already have that with the 90 Day Fiancé Pillow Talk show? Except those people are not funny like this bunch.

This last couple is the Southern version of Louie from Lakeland—a missed chance at love in high school, missing teeth, and a “jealous bitch” (according to mom) girlfriend waiting on the outside for her happily ever after.

Matt Sharp knew he's struck gold with Louie, Melissa, and Louie's mother and her wooden spoons.

6 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

There used to be a British show called Gogglebox and it's basically people watching and snarking about TV shows. They'd be regular families or friends watching together. It was a hoot. I don't know if its still on

Someone pitch this to Sharp, stat! They could fly us all to the studio and ply us with booze, it'd be gold! 

4 minutes ago, AR Traveler said:

After a lot of clicks, I'm in!  Just in time to see Michael dating a guy in for a year for drug trafficking.  What a catch.

Yay! Welcome to the yard! Keep your nose clean and don't snitch. Got any cigarettes or candy? 

2 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

My man is out camping tonight so I told him we ARE watching the new season of Love After Lockup when he gets back!

He doesn't even own a television so I'm grateful he deigns to watch trashy reality shows with me.

That man of yours is an absolute TREASURE. Does he dig flea markets and thrifting too? 

[Gobi]

9 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

BRANTLY. I can't. What the hell kind of name is that. Do these chicas just make these insane names up? I'm baffled.

Her next kid is going to be named Marcades Bent.

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Did Savannah's tattoo artist question the spelling of Bradly? 

I would, too. Especially with the wacky spellings out there....Bradlee? Bradleigh?

[kacesq]

He looks thrilled. I already hate these two.

[Pepper Mostly]

5 minutes ago, Gobi said:

It's like a rom-com, they met(h) cute.

DEAD

[AR Traveler]

Wait, wasn't Brandon the bug guy and Julia from Mitchells, VA, or am I misremembering?

[HorrrGoodnight]

Er mah gawwwwwd

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Did Savannah's tattoo artist question the spelling of Bradly? 

Somehow I think that tattoo artists run into questionable spelling often. 

[Eldemarge]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Yeah, all the armed sentries, barbed wire and iron gates do make communication difficult.

More like sleep away camp.

Matt Sharp knew he's struck gold with Louie, Melissa, and Louie's mother and her wooden spoons.

Someone pitch this to Sharp, stat! They could fly us all to the studio and ply us with booze, it'd be gold! 

Yay! Welcome to the yard! Keep your nose clean and don't snitch. Got any cigarettes or candy? 

That man of yours is an absolute TREASURE. Does he dig flea markets and thrifting too? 

He LOVES a good bargain!  

[Ladystardust]

I hate this.

[JenE4]

“A little dash of robbery”

[Keywestclubkid]

she is annoying 

[Gobi]

"I used to sell weed, so I kept a gun around to protect myself. As one does."

[AR Traveler]

She's a virgin like I'm the Madonna.  And white dresses were originally a sign of wealth, not the state of the woo-hah.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

He LOVES a good bargain!  

Oh my God he's perfect. 

[OoogleEyes]

Waittaminit, does he have a license?

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

she is annoying 

Her laugh makes me want to drive a chopstick into my ear. 

[JenE4]

She’s threatening to “baby trap” him. Look around at your fellow cast members. Getting knocked up doesn’t appear to be a winning strategy to lock down a man.

[AR Traveler]

2 minutes ago, Ladystardust said:

I hate this.

I love this.  Now I'll have to catch up the whole season.

[WaltersHair]

4 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Someone pitch this to Sharp, stat! They could fly us all to the studio and ply us with booze, it'd be gold!

Bravo did this about 10 years ago and called it The Couch. I don't think it lasted long.

[Keywestclubkid]

her forehead isnt glued down so when she talked her forehead moves under the wig and its killing me in this talking head 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, JenE4 said:

“A little dash of robbery”

A soupcon. Une petite sprinkling.

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

she is annoying 

Always. She is always annoying. She's one who won't let him take a shit without being next to him, expecting him to say he loves her repeatedly.

[Ladystardust]

2 minutes ago, AR Traveler said:

I love this.  Now I'll have to catch up the whole season.

Haha - I meant to Savannah saying she "hates" him playfully 🤢

[OoogleEyes]

Six kids, three women, one idiot fiancé 

[Keywestclubkid]

6 kids ?? SIX kids .. girl stop this mess right now 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, AR Traveler said:

I love this.  Now I'll have to catch up the whole season.

You are in for a treat. Read the old live chat threads as you watch, it'll be like being here!