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S14.E13: Caviar Catastrophe

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Keywestclubkid
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I’m kinda living for Sutton just being over Poorit .. she’s done 

funnygirl
funnygirl

Jennifer Tilly is a gem and I hope she is never made FT because I want her to have the freedom to float in and out as a FOH bringing fanciful fun without having the obligations of a FT housewife. 

Pi237
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seriously. Shes stolen Teddy's crown for biggest gnat. And her blonde Ozempic look made her unrecognizable to me.  Sutton's wallet flex was embarrassing. I can't stand Dorit, but telling someone

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Keywestclubkid

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Sutton’s like .. I see you … lol 

1 minute ago, WaltersHair said:

I'm completely distracted by Jennifer Tilly's Astroturf Bag.

It’s hideous but it must be worth like $10k or something ridiculous 

Is Moe a mind reader? She’s upset with him but is not telling him this is what’s upsetting me then making him the bad guy for doing things she doesn’t get .. it’s a circle 

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Surrealist

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26 minutes ago, WaltersHair said:

I'm completely distracted by Jennifer Tilly's Astroturf Bag.

I want to go to a luncheon with Jennifer. She seems like she's a blast to be around.

11 minutes ago, Stats Queen said:

I love Sutton and find Dorit annoying but Sutton is kind of losing perspective with Dorit (I’ve been there). I’m not even to the blow up yet.

I'm glad someone else felt the same way. I love Sutton too, but wish she'd dial it back a bit.

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bravofan27

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I continue to really love Boz. I like her attitude and her fun unapologetic personality. So, I learned Keely is 49. If Keely, at 49, hasn't had kids, he doesn't want them. If he really did have some mid-life existential crisis, he would date a young fertile woman. Not someone entering menopause.

I want that test that Boz had. Damn, I wish I was rich. She seems like she might be slightly fertile! Still give it about a 5% chance, but it's more than most people her age.

Kyle is grossly fake. I actually am not sure I believe that she and Maurico are breaking up. I think they had legitimate problems, and leveraged that for both of their shows. Now that they have both played out the "divorce" foreplay, they need to either get back together or actually divorce. I see them getting back together, because I think it's all fake, or super inflated for TV.

Mauricio and Morgan and Kyle and all their friends are probably getting stoned around a fire in Aspen right now, laughing about all the money they are making from these stupid storylines. 

 

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16 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

Faye Resnick still trying so hard to get on this show. 

seriously. Shes stolen Teddy's crown for biggest gnat. And her blonde Ozempic look made her unrecognizable to me. 

Sutton's wallet flex was embarrassing. I can't stand Dorit, but telling someone you're better than them because you have more money Is gross, especially in the current economic climate where most of us are struggling financially. Money isn't a measure of your morality or worth and I'm sick of rich people acting like it is. Her stock fell hard for me tonight. 

That cavier looked like a turd on a potato. 

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bravofan27

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A long time ago, at a chinese restaurant, they served sushi with the orange roe on top, and I asked my chinese friend what it was, and he said, "fish eggs." I said, "oh, caviar?" he paused a second, and shrugged, and said, "I guess."

The point being that the Japanese Tobiko, or fish roe, is a pretty common ingredient. Not considered "caviar" which is a delicacy. 

https://imperiacaviar.com/blogs/blog/what-is-tobiko

I will agree with Sutton that Dorit is not a foodie. She and PK have a certain way of presenting themselves, both with their horrible accents and speech, that don't really project "classy." I mean, Dorit's mom get's her groceries from Costco. No shame, but these aren't epicureans. I do think they care where their coke comes from. LOL. 

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Surrealist

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Dorit makes her own little jabs, and then pretends she doesn't do stuff like that. Oftentimes I feel she projects a lot.

She's very passive aggressive in that way.

She has a long history on this show of running her mouth at other cast members (not just at Sutton).

That said Sutton needs to dial back the insults a bit, especially about money.

I feel like there's more happening behind-the-scenes that we aren't seeing.

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Stats Queen

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I am a Sutton fan and I do get that she is socially awkward. She did lose me when her argument with Dorit was about who had the most money. Not a winning argument. She had many legitimate arguments with Dorit. 

I feel like she lost her sense of self during her marriage and when he left her. She  got rich during that time and seems to be defining herself by money not by her as a person. I thought she was further along the path of finding herself and being comfortable in her own skin. I think she is not there yet.

 

 

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njbchlover

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1 hour ago, Stats Queen said:

Her best friend wears dusting refills in her ears, so it’s a match make in house cleaning heaven 

 

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Tonight, Boz decided to make earrings out of hair scrunchies!  🤣

1 hour ago, Straycat80 said:

Faye Resnick still trying so hard to get on this show. 
Kathy must love lemons, she had a party with lemons and is now wearing a kaftan with lemons on it. 

Kathy shopped the tourist shops when she was in Italy...I saw that same caftan in about 30 shops in Sorrento, Corsica and Malta last September!  

38 minutes ago, bencr said:

 

She doubled down on it in her confessional, so I guess that's who she is. I also found her put down of Dorit as someone who would prefer orange caviar pretty snobbish and tacky.

As snobby as Dorit stating that she needed a proper flute or coupe glass in order to drink champagne? 

I wasn't happy with Sutton's put downs tonight, especially the wallet comments, but turnabout is fair play, no?  

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bencr

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18 minutes ago, njbchlover said:

As snobby as Dorit stating that she needed a proper flute or coupe glass in order to drink champagne? 

They're all snobby. But Dorit didn't say she needs a proper flute for her champagne, white Sutton would probably drink her champagne out of a Dixie cup. So it's not the same thing, in my opinion.

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njbchlover

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I guess it's not okay to call someone a bitch in their home, but it IS okay to call someone a fucking c*** when they're not around?  Oh, wait - Dorit also called others that same thing to their faces.  What a hypocrite!!  

Dorit also said that the purse grab was a "joke" - sorry - there was no joking in that exchange - Dorit had a dead serious look on her face.  She does have a habit of going too far in some exchange, and then, back pedaling to "it was a joke".

Sutton came in a little too hot tonight.  I like Sutton, but I did not like the wallet comment to Dorit (although it's probably true!).  Sutton did go low with that comment, and, as I said earlier, turnabout is fair play, so giving Dorit a bit of her own back, is expected, I guess.  I just wish Sutton had chosen some different way to get to Dorit.

I liked Kyle being the voice of reason with Dorit, though.  And, I never even thought of the fact that all of the alcohol digs from Dorit may be triggering for Sutton because of her Dad - very astute of Kyle for picking up on that (surprise, surprise - Kyle being astute!!)  

 

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RealHousewife

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19 minutes ago, njbchlover said:

I guess it's not okay to call someone a bitch in their home, but it IS okay to call someone a fucking c*** when they're not around?  Oh, wait - Dorit also called others that same thing to their faces.  What a hypocrite!!  

Dorit also said that the purse grab was a "joke" - sorry - there was no joking in that exchange - Dorit had a dead serious look on her face.  She does have a habit of going too far in some exchange, and then, back pedaling to "it was a joke".

Sutton came in a little too hot tonight.  I like Sutton, but I did not like the wallet comment to Dorit (although it's probably true!).  Sutton did go low with that comment, and, as I said earlier, turnabout is fair play, so giving Dorit a bit of her own back, is expected, I guess.  I just wish Sutton had chosen some different way to get to Dorit.

I liked Kyle being the voice of reason with Dorit, though.

 

Yeah Dorit said she called Camille the c word as a joke a few years back, and even as a newbie Housewife when she gifted Erika panties and said "we've all seen your pretty little puss now" that it was a joke. Her jokes always seem to create discomfort/embarrassment. Dorit has Garcelle passive-aggressive in the past for the "jabs." Garcelle can throw some shade, but you know where you stand with her. She's not going to scream profanities across the table as a "joke."

I do agree Sutton came in too hot tonight too, and I wish she hadn't made the wallet comment. But I still tend to be on her side and appreciate that she's not passive-aggressive, and yeah Dorit is not exactly the anti-snob herself.

Garcelle is probably one of the few cast members who isn't snobby imo. She doesn't see a man's value as money, not obsessed with labels, wouldn't make a stink about what glass she drinks out of, etc. I think it's a combination of not growing up rich, making her own money (not gold digging or grifting), and also just being naturally good-natured. 

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bencr

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Most people seem to feel that Sutton's money comment was appalling, but she did double down on it in her talking head. The thing is, I'm not sure what point she is trying to make with her comment. She seemed to be saying "how dare you be mean to me and come after me as if you are my equal, peasant" ... like there's a housewife caste system. 

I would be interested if someone thinks there is a different point she is trying to make with that comment.

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bravofan27

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Sutton is still pissed that no one was in the "lobby" to greet her when she arrived. She's taking "poor" digs at Dorit because she didn't hire (or doesn't have) a housemaid. 

Sutton (and Kyle, and to an extent Garcelle), are trying to be the cool kids in high school-- taking SES digs. "Richer is better." It's extraordinarily immature. 

The money jabs at Dorit probably made all the women clam up and get nervous, because I'm not sure any of them, besides Tilly, has the means to be lavish as a rule. And the only reason Sutton has any friends is because she is rich and generous. IMO. When we were first introduced to Sutton, way back by Rinna, the only thing she said about her is that she was "super rich." Not that she liked her, but that she was rich and spend money like it was stupid. 

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RealHousewife

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4 minutes ago, bencr said:

Most people seem to feel that Sutton's money comment was appalling, but she did double down on it in her talking head. The thing is, I'm not sure what point she is trying to make with her comment. She seemed to be saying "how dare you be mean to me and come after me as if you are my equal, peasant" ... like there's a housewife caste system.

I would be interested if someone thinks there is a different point she is trying to make with that comment.

I think Sutton made a comment about Dorit being jealous of her $$$. I'm sure Dorit would love to have that kind of money, but I don't know if I think that's why she has an issue with Sutton. Dorit didn't seem antagonistic towards other rich ladies. 

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bravofan27

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3 minutes ago, RealHousewife said:

I think Sutton made a comment about Dorit being jealous of her $$$. I'm sure Dorit would love to have that kind of money, but I don't know if I think that's why she has an issue with Sutton. Dorit didn't seem antagonistic towards other rich ladies. 

I think the world is jealous of Sutton's money. LOL. 

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Surrealist

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52 minutes ago, njbchlover said:

I wasn't happy with Sutton's put downs tonight, especially the wallet comments, but turnabout is fair play, no?  

I also remember when Camille, basically, told Dorit to her face that she and PK were phony (and insinuated that they weren't really worth a lot of money) and she didn't get as much smoke as Sutton is. 

To me, they were saying the same thing. 

I'm not saying I agree with either of them saying that to Dorit, but that Sutton isn't the first to wonder aloud about Dorit (and PK).

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ZettaK

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2 hours ago, bravofan27 said:

Mauricio and Morgan and Kyle and all their friends are probably getting stoned around a fire in Aspen right now, laughing about all the money they are making from these stupid storylines. 

 

Mauricio broke his clavicle while skiing in Aspen in the middle of February, and had to have surgery (he had a metal plate and 12 screws inserted into his shoulder). 

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bravotv.com/the-daily-dish/mauricio-umansky-health-update-clavicle-surgery-ski-accident%3famp

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7 minutes ago, ZettaK said:

Mauricio broke his clavicle while skiing in Aspen in the middle of February, and had to have surgery (he had a metal plate and 12 screws inserted into his shoulder). 

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bravotv.com/the-daily-dish/mauricio-umansky-health-update-clavicle-surgery-ski-accident%3famp

That’s a big break.

As someone who has a lot of metal in her body (degenerative arthritis since I was 13) that’s a big break. At least he got it doing something fun, unlike my body which just destroys itself 

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princelina

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1 hour ago, Stats Queen said:

I feel like she lost her sense of self during her marriage and when he left her. She  got rich during that time and seems to be defining herself by money not by her as a person. I thought she was further along the path of finding herself and being comfortable in her own skin. I think she is not there yet.

I think Sutton is trying to define herself as "quirky" on the show (remember her face roller that we've never seen since, no matter how "stressed" she has been? 🙄). I was wondering last week if the "Sutton drinks" talk began after she decided it would be cute for her to always carry her own grapefruit juice - and then tonight she mentioned the grapefruit juice when she was yelling at Dorit.  

1 hour ago, njbchlover said:

As snobby as Dorit stating that she needed a proper flute or coupe glass in order to drink champagne? 

When she was ordering her ice cube in French she also mentioned, in English,  "in a white wine glass" - they all can act like assholes, but Sutton wins the prize for this episode 😄

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bravofan27

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23 minutes ago, bencr said:

I feel like Sutton's money comment was most akin to the infamous Kelly Ben Simone "I'm up here and you're down here" comment to Bethanny all these many years ago.

Kelly was a snob for sure, but she also thought she was fantastically beautiful. Kelly was a super model in her own mind. And she looked down on Bethanny for being more homely and regular looking. In Kelly's jab, I think it was more about how they looked/physical attributes. She made comments about Bethanny's appearance many times. 

To be fair, I could very likely be projecting because I have always found Bethanny to be very unfortunate looking. 

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Surrealist

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46 minutes ago, bravofan27 said:

The money jabs at Dorit probably made all the women clam up and get nervous, because I'm not sure any of them, besides Tilly, has the means to be lavish as a rule.

In Jennifer's THs, she did say "rich lady" stuff and leaned into it.

However, I also got the impression that she's not quite the spendthrift we might assume she is. She has an extravagant lifestyle, for sure, but clearly she's money smart. 

 

Sutton in tonight's episode: 

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bravofan27

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11 minutes ago, Surrealist said:

In Jennifer's THs, she did say "rich lady" stuff and leaned into it.

However, I also got the impression that she's not quite the spendthrift we might assume she is. She has an extravagant lifestyle, for sure, but clearly she's money smart. 

 

Maybe. But people who gamble as a hobby (Tilly is a "professional" poker player) have too much money and don't know how to spend it all. But Tilly is smart in that she has kept her money and riches and not allowed her gambling boyfriend access to it. 

In Vogue this month, Tilly said about being on the show, " I’m always like, “Hey, I’m over here!” I'm wearing my jewelry and nice outfit, and I sit there trying to make an interesting reaction face so that they’ll cut to me."

Kyle and Sutton are PLAYERS at the reaction shot. Kyle wins though hands down. She reacts to everything. 

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47 minutes ago, bravofan27 said:

The money jabs at Dorit probably made all the women clam up and get nervous, because I'm not sure any of them, besides Tilly, has the means to be lavish as a rule. And the only reason Sutton has any friends is because she is rich and generous. IMO. When we were first introduced to Sutton, way back by Rinna, the only thing she said about her is that she was "super rich." Not that she liked her, but that she was rich and spend money like it was stupid. 

Jennifer Tilly, Kyle Richards, and Kathy Hilton are the most well off. By far. Jennifer is worth about $40 million, Kyle would get half of Mauricio's $100 million (in a community property state, married for 27 years with no prenup), on top of her own income, and Rick Hilton, Kathy's husband is worth about $350 million. These are real estimates, not celebrity site estimates. Sutton is worth a lot less than the smallest amount of those I mentioned. Kyle is on the show for 14 seasons, and she never made comments like Sutton (especially since Mauricio became extremely successful). 

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bravofan27

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I get all that, but I don't think Kyle and Mauricio are that rich.  Jennifer yes, Kathy Hilton, well duh. But Kyle and Maurico? I don't think so. Mauricio is a real estate agent-- you have good years and bad years. Good months and bad months. spending one month could float, but other months the same spending could mean debt. It's just a different situation with Sutton, and her husband was in a whole different industry. 

I don't think Kyle and Mauricio are "that" rich. They have money, but not wealth. IMO. 

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Surrealist

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10 minutes ago, ZettaK said:

Jennifer Tilly, Kyle Richards, and Kathy Hilton are the most well off. By far. Jennifer is worth about $40 million, Kyle would get half of Mauricio's $100 million (in a community property state, married for 27 years with no prenup), on top of her own income, and Rick Hilton, Kathy's husband is worth about $350 million. These are real estimates, not celebrity site estimates. Sutton is worth a lot less than the smallest amount of those I mentioned. Kyle is on the show for 14 seasons, and she never made comments like Sutton (especially since Mauricio became extremely successful). 

Interesting. I would've placed Jennifer's net worth at an even higher amount. 

Obviously that's a shit ton of money most people will never see, but compared to someone like Kathy (and Rick), it's not a huge amount.

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dancingdreamer

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What an expensive potato,  that's all I wanted after that. A twice baked potato,  slathered  in butter.

Dorito, miss carcass  out, don't come for Sutton unless she calls you. You've  been picking  on her for as long as I can remember.  She saw your comments  about vodka in her coffee in the morning,  that triggers  her , if you'd ever shut up and listen. 

In the car with Boz, all I could  see was Dorits  thin face, and big inflated  lips. She needs to eat, with that nasty mouth of hers. The C word is low.

Boz looked beautiful  in her TH, with her hair loose and no huge earrings,  really  beautiful.  I don't  give a toss about the baby storyline. 

Mo is handing out red flags like confetti,  I'd take notice if I was Kyle,

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