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S29:E04: Week 4

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JenE4

JenE4

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Oooh. Juliana called Carolina out! Since Carolina responded that she is not doubting her connection with Grant and she doesn’t care about Juliana’s opinion, does that mean she’ll finally shut the hell up venting to the group about the process? If so, then the talk worked…but I’m sure she’s run straight to Grant to tattle instead. And then once she Wrong Reasons accuses a second girl for the second group cocktail party in a row, will Grant finally determine she’s the common denominator issue?

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DEL901

DEL901

10 minutes ago, JenE4 said:

Oooh. Juliana called Carolina out! Since Carolina responded that she is not doubting her connection with Grant and she doesn’t care about Juliana’s opinion, does that mean she’ll finally shut the hell up venting to the group about the process? If so, then the talk worked…but I’m sure she’s run straight to Grant to tattle instead. And then once she Wrong Reasons accuses a second girl for the second group cocktail party in a row, will Grant finally determine she’s the common denominator issue?

I miss that about Joey.  He could generally figure out who was the one causing problems and send them home. 

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JenE4

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It’s pouring rain. They’re going to get waterboarded with rain going up their nose while hanging upside down. Grant literally bunjee jumped off a building days ago, so why is he so scared? The rain? At least they’re embracing and doing this together so it’s more romantic and bonding when he and whomever (I forgot already) “took their leap of faith” last week. ETA: Wait, that was Carolina in Vegas, wasn’t it?

 I think Grant just called Serafina out for being a bad kisser. ETA: Whelp, it looks like she took the constructive criticism to heart and should get a much higher score on her next kissing performance review.

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JenE4

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Here goes Grant again lecturing someone for saying something that “reflects poorly on his character.” I mean, Carolina might deserve it this time, unlike Rose, but I don’t like all this how dare you “question me” demeanor. Like Carolina, I also “don’t like the vibes.” I mean, I don’t like her vibes, either—which is disappointing because I liked her week 1. But I am really anti-Grant the way he talks to these women. I felt this way last week, and he’s not doing much to win me back over. I guess, long story short… I really don’t blame Carolina and Rose for having second thoughts about Grant.

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JenE4

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Whelp, I’m looking forward to this coming up on TWTA, but I really hope they show the clip that Grant DID tell Rose he was thinking of her when he was onstage (implied dancing with Carolina). Rose thinks Carolina did her dirty, but Grant did, too. I think she just sent herself home before Grant could—but hopefully they’ll give her a trip to Paradise as a concession.

It must be really cold if they’re letting them wear their ugly coats! Normally they have them shivering out there in evening gowns regardless.

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Stats Queen

Stats Queen

8 minutes ago, JenE4 said:

I’m allergic to cats and I’d be happier with Parisa’s cat than with Grant!

Really not a fan of Grant. He is not too bright and I don’t like his attitude. Letting Carlona keep pulling him away from the rest of the group time and time again shows that he doesn’t have a lot of respect for the women.

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dizzyd

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I skipped this week and reading the comments, I’m glad I did. This season lost me last week, I don’t like any of them including the lead who I thought was decent at the start. The drama and personalities are too puerile for my taste. With the decreasing ratings, I wouldn’t be surprised if the Bach goes into hiatus like B’ette and BiP. 

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Ivana Tinkle

Ivana Tinkle

What in holy hell was this episode? I have so many questions: 

Have they always played actual radio songs during the transitions? They've been doing it a lot this season and I HATE IT. 

Does every girl here have to constantly talk in upspeak? 

Does production not allow Jesse to say anything if it doesn't sound earnest? 

Could whatever poor PA that was tasked with getting rocks for Parisa have possibly done a worse job than those two basic ass white rocks?

Was Grant low key trying to tell Serafina she sucks at kissing? 

Is Juliana capable of wearing anything other than a shiny, tight, spaghetti strapped dress with breast cups to the rose ceremony? 

Were Dina and Natalie truly not the same person this whole time? 

Does Grant genuinely give a single fuck about any one of these women?

Why am I still watching?

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tennisgurl

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I cant believe that we are so far into the season, I don't feel like I know anything about the women or about Grant, other than he likes sports and has a whole lot of smooth lines he uses a whole lot. I can hardly even keep track of most of the women, all we have had are these big goofy group dates where I cant get a real read on most of them. 

Zoe owes Carolina a drink, she has stepped in to become the seasons new villain just when it seems like Zoey would be crowned queen of mean. Carolina really does like to lay on her own drama, those crocodile tears will keep running all season I bet. Not being totally sure about a guy who you just met is totally fair, but, come on Carolina, you aren't supposed to just say it like that to the other girls! 

Carolina calling the outfits they got in Spain out on looking like cheap Party City costumes was pretty funny though. 

 Poor Parisa, those rocks were not going to get her very far, but at least she'll always have her kitty. He's probably going to be a much better companion than Grant anyway, I am increasingly not feeling him very much. It seems like he's saying things that he thinks sound smooth or cool instead of being sincere and gets flustered when any of the girls go "off script" for how he pictures a conversation going. 

That rose ceremony must have been freezing to let them wear jackets, all of those trench coats made it look like they were in the middle of a sketchy midnight information deal with someone named Willie the Snitch.

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Hip-to-be-Square

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I still can't tell the difference between a lot of these girls: same botched lip injections, same haircuts, same wide leg light wash jeans, same uptalk valley girl voices 🥴.  At least Parisa had a more memorable personality and a love for power point presentations.  Grant is a boring man, and his eyes completely glaze over during the conversations until he can make out. Let's wrap this up already and bring on the Golden Bachelor/Bachelorette. You blew it ABC- and you canceled The Bachelorette so that I can't even have a Spring/Summer of checking out hunks. Damn it! 😫😅 

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ljenkins782

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12 hours ago, dizzyd said:

I skipped this week and reading the comments, I’m glad I did. This season lost me last week, I don’t like any of them including the lead who I thought was decent at the start. The drama and personalities are too puerile for my taste. With the decreasing ratings, I wouldn’t be surprised if the Bach goes into hiatus like B’ette and BiP. 

Yeah, that absolute disaster of a season that was Jenn's Bachelorette season followed by this dud, they're lucky the men of Joan's Golden Bachelorette season were so unexpectedly fun or the whole franchise would be circling the drain. 

I would say maybe it's run its course, but I genuinely enjoyed both Charity and Joey's seasons, so it's not like they CAN'T have good seasons, just hard to predict.

Juliana's vibe seems very second-tier sorority girl, like the one who wasn't born particularly pretty but has worked out and surgeried herself into a person who gets attention. And frankly, it seems like her biggest gripe with Carolina is that Carolina is very naturally pretty and low key attractive vs Juliana's duck lips, shiny botoxed forehead, and massive implants.

I mean, the whole group seems to hate Carolina, but I guess I keep blinking and missing exactly what she's doing. Yes, the cocktail parties keep going off the rails, but it seems like the other girls have their hands in that too. 

That blonde chick who was being nice to Carolina this episode but appears to turn on her next week is another monument to plastic surgery turning a young person old before their time. She could be 50 or 25, that generic surgery face makes it hard to tell. 

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