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  1. I feel like I barely know anything about Joey- at least I knew that Zach liked Reese's peanut butter cups! 😅
  2. I finally figured out what Chloe reminds me of- that annoying show called Gilmore Girls! She talks in a very unnatural, wordy way and tries to sound super smart.
  3. Yes 😄🙌💯! Breakups and divorces aren't wrapped up and tied in a pretty bow. You make your own closure! These stupid girls are so middle school, "Why aren't our exes texting us 🥴?!" Because they're fucking done- the marriages were dead on arrival as soon as these guys saw your faces at the end of the aisle! Block the numbers, don't stay friends (you were never friends), get proper bra fittings, up the self-care routines and exercise! Move on! Look at Lauren playing archery with Orion- no way in hell would I ever be friends with an ex. These guys aren't catches either- there are plenty of them on the apps. This show is so frustrating to watch- I had peace in my life before I found it again 😅!
  4. So true! He could've staged chicken fights or been doing coke on the glass coffee table, but it would've been a non-issue as long as he was making sure to blow her back out in the bedroom! 😅 Becca was horny and his continuous sexual rejections made her put him under a microscope.
  5. I dislike the smell of pot too. I'm kind of naive to recognizing drug use since I don't drink, smoke or do drugs. A few years ago, I briefly dated a guy who was trying to hide his pot use from me- his car smelled, and his sweatshirts smelled strange. I put two and two together and told him that he should be truthful about smoking pot so that he can find a girl who is compatible with his lifestyle rather than trying to rope me into dating someone who smokes pot when it's something I don't do, and I would not be comfortable being around it. Pot can be an issue when someone lies about it to a partner or drives while impaired- or it smells up a public bus, the neighborhood or an apartment complex.
  6. Thank you for the attached explanation of what vaping is- I'm going to stick to being a straight edge, but it seems to be a novel and very useful invention for people who do partake in weed.
  7. So, it's a mini mechanical device that creates nicotine or weed vapors that the device user breathes in, right? Hmm- I think I understand it now. Thank you for the explanation!
  8. He's the Uncle Rico of Denver skater boys 😅. I bet he wears skateboard sneakers inside while he vapes weed and plays Nintendo 64 games. Why did Becca beg and plead every week to fuck him?! His houseplants have more growth potential than him!
  9. That makes sense. I just don't think that Chloe is thinking about how challenging it can be to raise older foster kids. I had an acquaintance who was a little older than me and she adopted a teen foster kid who has deep trauma and trust issues from his childhood that she's helping him through. Imagine Chloe having 5 foster kids on top of her demanding job. If Chloe wants to have 5 foster kids, she really should start with one and take it from there.
  10. I think that Chloe wants all of the wounded animals and the foster children so that she can feel like a savior and not have to focus on whatever inner turmoil she could possibly have. She comes off as someone who is very tightly wound up and a perfectionist- these noble causes she wants to do to the extreme might be so that she can look more and more perfect and virtuous to others. It just seems too much. Who knows- but she needs to stop saying, "kiddos"- so annoying. I want to know why she doesn't want to give birth to her own children or at least have one child naturally.
  11. That's what I hate the most in watching this show 😖- there's so much pathetic desperation and zero self-esteem and the ball is always put in the guy's court no matter how much of an unremarkable, evasive, dime a dozen ass hole he is! These girls looked radiant on their wedding days and then they devolve into crying piles of leggings and oversized hoodies permanently attached to blankets and couches begging for answers and explanations- make your own answers! Who cares about the paycheck or the contract- run! Arranged marriages on this show and in real life are bullshit, archaic practices.
  12. Who gets the pet fish in Becca and Austin's inevitable divorce 😅? Becca should block his number and he can get sole custody of the beta fish named after his producer fuckbuddy! 😏
  13. Michael probably had bad skin in his teens since he has scarring along his cheeks from acne- he could benefit from a dermatologist. He needs a personal stylist, and he needs to fix his hair and remove his beard that is way too low on his face. When it comes to makeup trends, I've noticed loading on the sparkly highlighter is big these days. I also can't understand what these MAFS Denver cast members say- they talk in circles or use therapy speak and they say "like" every other word- it's really annoying to hear them every week.
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