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I completely agree! The "experts" always force the women to keep trying in fundamentally incompatible, unsafe and emotionally abusive relationships. Does a woman need to be physically abused to be able to leave a marriage early on in this show? When will the experts ever take accountability for creating terrible matches? They minimize Emem's concerns and completely excused Ikechi's anger and abuse by saying "he's art and you are science, Emem"🥴😲. It's so ridiculous.

Allen is selfish and careless to drink and drive. I don't care if he had one beer or multiple beers- it's unacceptable to drink and drive. He showed a combative and entitled attitude when Madison questioned him, and he even stated that he "knows his limits 🥴" "it was just 15 minutes" and "he doesn't like it when people tell him what to do." He had zero regrets about potentially endangering his life and the lives of others. This isn't his first rodeo and he's probably fine with drinking and driving again. Not cool at all.

Emem needs to pack her stuff, ask for a divorce and go back to her fabulous condo. She makes a ton of money in her career- she doesn't need this MAFS paycheck or this abuse from Ikechi.

Don't worry- she'll ✨manifest✨ a new career. Money is energy 🥴🔮💸

Maybe Karla can open up her new hair salon in her storage unit 😉.

You make great points and I'm very glad that your gal pals got out of those relationships that weren't good for them 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️⬅❌🧑👨‍🦱👨. Thomas told Pia that he hasn't been a good partner in previous relationships and that he doesn't feel he deserves this opportunity. Pia never asked him why he was a jerk to multiple exes or if he even feels remorse. I don't think that he deserves an instant marriage that the experts chose for him. I think he wasn't looking for a wife in real life and he was scouted on Linkedin or dating apps to be on this show. Could he be reformed and less of a jerk now? Maybe, but I really don't like how he treated his ex in the end. 😕

I'm going to fast forward through Camille and Thomas from now on. He led his ex-girlfriend on for 9 years, cheated on her, told her he wasn't ready to marry her/anyone and then goes on this show 😒😑. I have no respect for men who cheat and/or waste a woman's time. He's doing performative romance with the shitty Dollar Tree faux rose petals and having production set up a rented massage bed. I bet he didn't even do any of this for his ex- imagine how she must feel knowing that he's doing this for a complete stranger. I hope his ex has found a great guy!

Juan is a nice-looking and fit guy, but I think that he's only on this show to boost interest in his apps and find investors.

Excellent points! Madison isn't into him, and she never will be. I agree, good guys are hard to find- but sexual and romantic attraction needs to be there. Allen seems like a nice guy, but he's just not Madison's type- he will be another woman's type. Madison is smug and standoffish; she's not being very respectful to him and she's barely phoning it in. If Madison or any of these people wanted their dream guys or girls, they should've toughed it out on the dating apps. Madison needs to realize that a gym going pretty boy would never have to desperately resort to finding a wife on this show! 😅😏

I've been waiting for weeks to see Allen angrily drop kick a kitchen cabinet! Please MAFS, give me that scene before the New Year! 😄🙌🙏

Is there a penalty for leaving the show early? None of these couples should stay together. They're trying to force connections or chemistry and its one-sided or not there at all for all of these couples.

Juan is way too focused on work, money and success- he's an exhausted workaholic.

Excellent post- thank you for including screen shots of her outfits 😄🙌! These are straight up pajama sets. I wouldn't be caught dead wearing them to bed, at home, with a man or on camera. I bet she's wearing a Hanes sports bra under each one 🥴. Would she honestly dress like this in front of someone she is genuinely attracted to? I hope not. That purple nightgown is her idea of trying? On her honeymoon?! No, no, no 😣!!! That's a colonoscopy nightgown, Camille! She needs some lingerie sets, nice fitting bras, jeans and cute tops.

Camille wants "swag" 🥴 from Thomas when she is square and one dimensional too. She wants a stylish and smooth guy while she wears matronly crew neck pajama sets indoors and outdoors. These girls are too picky. If they wanted more attractive guys, they should've toughed it out on the dating apps and leveled up their own looks. Loofy the dog will get more action with pillows than any of these people will get with their spouses.

This show is too long- I made pizza dough from scratch yesterday and it rose and doubled in size before the episode even ended 😏. I don't give a shit about seeing their rides in the van to and from locations, watching them eat, or seeing lukewarm forced PDA for the cameras. I want fights, infidelity, smeared mascara and slammed doors! Do I have to wait 10 or more episodes to see Allen angrily drop kick a kitchen cabinet?! I was promised that in the previews- when will it happen?! 😩😤😅