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Yap, yap, yap, cry, cry cry! These bitches need to get a grip! 😅 If they're all saying that the guys are "hideous" and "out of their league" then why do they act so betrayed by them? Move on, girls! Their friendship is built on hate and anger- that's healthy 😏. I bet they'll get BFF group tattoos in the where are they now episode.

This made me laugh 🤣! I completely forgot about the erotic terrarium date! Austin was such a tease that day- taking sexed up Becca to that place. He should've told her off camera, "I'm not feeling the attraction and I don't want to have sex- please respect that and let's see this out and be civil so that we can get paychecks or agree to end this now and move on."

Gerry's motto! 😏

I agree- that was kind of hot to me! 😅 He is not "my person" 😏- but Go Brennan!

Maybe Gerry can get his job as a janitor at the psych ward back? Err- I mean his job as a ✨restaurateur✨ ! 😅

Theresa should call up Gerry's ex from that Hollywood Reporter article and have a fun night out! Good riddance to Gerry the teary-eyed swindler! I hoped beyond hope that Theresa would look in the mirror one day while applying her signature lipstick 💄and snap out of it and she did. Gerry will be splaying his hands across his chest and crying on whatever news station will have him. 😭😏 Walk tall and load up the dating apps, Theresa! 🙌💯♥️

They really won't go away! I can't believe that they're going to have MAFS Denver episodes until the end of April. Every time I watch an episode I think, "I could've been doing my chores or running errands!" That's when I know that I hate a show- when I'd rather be doing chores! 🧹🧺🧽😏

In case you do start to miss them, there will be a "Where Are They Now?" episode on April 24th 😅😩

Hahaha you made me laugh out loud, Lenniebrisco 🤣! I didn't have any Berry Pepcid, so I just went to bed in pain and hoped for a brighter tomorrow! I've never attempted that personal Pizza Slice Record again, that's for sure 😅🙌💯

Why is Airris dressed like a green crash test dummy?

I bet this is the longest season- it premiered on October 18th, 2023, so it's been I think about 24 weeks 😧😅. Fall, Winter and Spring.

Oh absolutely- I've eaten pizza while crying over a breakup 😢🍕🍕, pizza while happy, pizza while mad! My personal pizza slice record is seven meat lover pizza slices in one sitting. I want a meat lover pizza man to share my life with 😆🙌💯

I bet that its awful to attend the group gatherings- they ruined a fun pizza party with their fighting 😅! Who can even angrily eat pizza?! I will say that I love a good reality TV fight as a viewer, but I noticed in the most recent group meet up that blurred out people in the background kept looking at them and going back to eating which means that all of the yelling disrupted their meals. They should avoid filming in restaurants and bars and have a MAFS angry dodgeball game instead! Cameron can be the referee 😀. 🤾‍♂️🤾‍♂️🏀🤾‍♀️🤾‍♀️

Cameron was having a lot of trouble breathing soon after his surgery when he was talking to Brennan and his skin had a greyish tone to it. I think that a lot of the cast members were too aware of "the optics 🤣"- they weren't fully being themselves. Heart surgery or not, I wouldn't have gone to the group outings either 😅💯!

You're welcome 🙂! I remember when I had Covid in 2020, I couldn't even taste Hot Cheetos 😭- so I know what it's like to not be able to taste a favorite snack. Rest, relax, stay hydrated and stay warm and you'll unwrap that chocolate bar in no time! 💯🙌😉

Ooh chocolate is a great incentive to get better from a cold 🍫🙌💯! Get well soon!

Opinions seem to differ for everyone on each cast member, but I think we can all agree that this has been a truly frustrating and tiresome season to watch. I commend you and everyone here for sticking through 23 weeks so far of MAFS Denver! 🙌💯. Good for you for your A+ score in ethics- I took an ethics class in college and that type of course is hard! So much reading and research- I think I got a B in my bio-ethics class.

Happy Easter everybody! I've eaten about 3 Cadbury cream eggs, and I don't regret it! 😅

If Michael didn't tell his mom that he's married- will he tell her that he's getting divorced?! 😵🤔😅

Watching Michael and Chloe's word salad AI robot people talk on Decision Day was excruciating to listen to 😖! So many useless words strung together to try to sound smart 😏- get it out already, BITCH! 😅 They both talk like they're writing a college essay last minute and trying to reach a word/page count.

Why are they having all of the washed-up couples of yesteryears come back for a reunion next week?! I didn't give a shit about them then and I certainly don't give a shit about them now! 😅💯

Ooh that's a good point 🙌💯! I didn't know that audiences are instructed to have certain reactions- no wonder the reactions always look so forced!

The audience members are like trained clapping circus seals or something- all of their expressions are so exaggerated and hilarious 😆. The dropped jaws, the sobbing, the crazed clapping, the teenage screaming- it's a lot to take in. There was a girl in the audience who started crying before Joey was even talking 😅! Joey was so busy making out with different girls, that I couldn't even gauge who he was more attracted to. Nothing shocks me in this series- unless a Bachelor decides on Hometowns that he wants to run away with a girl's hot mom, I'll continue to smirk whenever Jesse says that it's "the most dramatic finale ever"! 😉

I thought he'd pick Maria too! Why do they keep saying that every season will be the "most dramatic finale ever" 😅? Nothing shocks me anymore.

I agree- and I think whether Chloe meant to or not, the talk of 5 foster kids and a huge disabled animal sanctuary really spooked him. I don't think that there's a love connection between the two of them and I think they'll both be good partners to other people.