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She said there was one bar on the cruise ship? What shitty cruise line is that? There were at least eight bars on the last cruise I took. Maybe she only went to the one Juan worked, but that's on her in that case. How on earth she can compare Shitsville, WY and her feral children to Juan's carefree life on a cruise ship where the pretty girls just keep coming and coming and then leaving, never to be seen again. His life is spiralling downward.

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5 minutes ago, Mrs. Landingham said:

As a woman of a “certain age” who has night sweats, I also shower morning and night. I have to.

In the summer, if I am outdoors all day I shower in the morning and at night. I hear her about being fresh before bed and again in the morning 

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1 minute ago, Red Bridey said:

She said there was one bar on the cruise ship? What shitty cruise line is that? There were at least eight bars on the last cruise I took. Maybe she only went to the one Juan worked, but that's on her in that case. How on earth she can compare Shitsville, WY and her feral children to Juan's carefree life on a cruise ship where the pretty girls just keep coming and coming and then leaving, never to be seen again. His life is spiralling downward.

Vacation peen needs to stay on vacation. Full stop. End of. (Yes, I realize if everyone heeded this advice, this show wouldn’t exist.) 

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Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

She's going to nickel and dime poor Joan to death. "Why do you have to take so many showers?" Jesus. You'd think she'd appreciate that Joan is a woman of clean and tidy habits, and hope that she'd have some influence on her slovenly son. 

You'd think she'd be over the moon that ANY woman is willing to marry her failure-to-launch son!  My god!

You KNOW she is hinting at Joan that they need to buy a house because she expects HER to buy the house!  Not her precious son.  

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Just now, Mrs. Landingham said:

Vacation peen needs to stay on vacation. Full stop. End of. (Yes, I realize if everyone heeded this advice, this show wouldn’t exist.) 

I never had vacation sex but some flirting, hanging out etc. Never once considered keeping it going after vacation. This was well before I met Mr. Chapelle of course.

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1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

You'd think she'd be over the moon that ANY woman is willing to marry her failure-to-launch son!  My god!

You KNOW she is hinting at Joan that they need to buy a house because she expects HER to buy the house!  Not her precious son.  

I hope she does buy a house and sticks mom in the basement whenever she visits with limited heat and tell her she isn’t allowed a heater or a hot shower because her son isn’t contributing to the bills.

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My dog sitter took my terrier to a local farm today to help the farmer eradicate some rodents in the barn. My dog has a proven track record (caught two mice in my house). She’s a natural. So funny how instinct kicks in. Once she catches and shakes them to death, she doesn’t know exactly what to do next. I should hire her out and make her pay rent. Ummm, Greg, are you listening?

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3 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

In the summer, if I am outdoors all day I shower in the morning and at night. I hear her about being fresh before bed and again in the morning 

Oh, this broad is just playing passive aggressive power. The son could get a job cooking, and ALL of my overseas family visit Long Island relatives during summers working under the table as nannies, landscapers  making more than I do. Not for nothinng, but big Italian families on the Island can find work before the plane lands.

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5 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I hope she does buy a house and sticks mom in the basement whenever she visits with limited heat and tell her she isn’t allowed a heater or a hot shower because her son isn’t contributing to the bills.

"I'd love to come for a visit! I'm dying to see the grandkids!"

"Sure, that'd be great! There's a lock on the fridge, and the timer on the shower is set for ten minutes. You'll need to shower between seven and nine AM, that's OK, right? Oh, and plan your visit for either May or September, so we won't have to run the heat or the AC. Kthxbai"

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