S11.LIVE CHAT All Episodes

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

I live in the general boonies, but a 30-minute drive begets Target, Walmart, BJ's , Sam's Club, JC Penny, other stores and 4 major grocery stores. Heck, I can e-bike to a grocery store or Walmart in good weather. I'm sure Mark has access to real shopping.

 

Exactly. This whole "Oh noes, Mark lives in the COUNTRY! Sophisticated Parisienne Mina will be comically  inept as she tries to navigate the simple ways of the Granite State!" is insulting.

Just wait until the annual Lottery. 

Edited 19 hours ago by Pepper Mostly

[Suzywriter]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

At 37 she is aging out of the sex work game….if she is smart she will marry one of them then at least she would be entitled to something if they get tired of her.

You'd be surprised. My guess is she can make bank in the US sex work game.

[MagicEyes]

1 minute ago, Bees52 said:

OK Sarper. We get it! It's hard to leave your family, your apartment, your past, and Turkey.

Leaving is better in Turkey!

[Red Bridey]

1 minute ago, AR Traveler said:

Am I the only one who feels uncomfortable with all the series coming out in which there is nothing interesting about the people except that they're fat/short/missing body parts/have Tourette's?  It feels like the 21st century freak show tent at the circus.

I completely agree. They are the modern version of a freak show.

Also multiple baby families. I dont wanna see them either.

[Auntie Anxiety]

With all that luggage, they need a family van!

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

You'd be surprised. My guess is she can make bank in the US sex work game.

I wonder if the three of them do OnlyFans 

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, AR Traveler said:

Am I the only one who feels uncomfortable with all the series coming out in which there is nothing interesting about the people except that they're fat/short/missing body parts/have Tourette's?  It feels like the 21st century freak show tent at the circus.

You are not. Its been TLC's MO for quite a while now, and it makes me queasy.

[MagicEyes]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

You'd be surprised. My guess is she can make bank in the US sex work game.

Jasmine can give her some tips on how to use OnlyFans. 

[AR Traveler]

If I were Sarper I would have broken up right then and there in the car if my partner implied I was a child and it was wrong to cry because I'm a "grown man".  I'll show her dramatic.

[Suzywriter]

5 minutes ago, AR Traveler said:

Am I the only one who feels uncomfortable with all the series coming out in which there is nothing interesting about the people except that they're fat/short/missing body parts/have Tourette's?  It feels like the 21st century freak show tent at the circus.

There are missing body parts shows?

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

Shekky's lips mash like live slugs when she kisses Sellulose.

Her lips probably have no feeling in them at all. How could they, after years of fillers? She must derive no pleasure from kissing Sarper's plastic face. 

[Red Bridey]

Where did Shekki's dog go? I do remember her bringing him to Turkey, right?

[tvrox]

1 hour ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

So tonight I am wearing sweatpants, a flannel shirt, my hooded heavy fleece bathrobe, shearling slippers and a hat, under my electric blanket with a space heater blowing hot air directly at me and I am still cold. Fucking winter.

We finally had a few warm days this week! On Friday, I was like a cat, basking in the sun. 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I wonder if the three of them do OnlyFans 

Oh, I think we can take that as read.

[AR Traveler]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

There are missing body parts shows?

Not yet, but someone's going to think of it now that I've spoken it into the Sharp universe.

[Bees52]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Exactly. This whole "Oh noes, Mark lives in the COUNTRY! Sophisticated Parisienne Mina will be comically  inept as she tries to navigate the simple ways of the Granite State!" is insulting.

Just wait until the annual Lottery. 

Why are the themes from Green Acres and Petticoat Junction suddenly on my mind? 🤔

[Red Bridey]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Her lips probably have no feeling in them at all. How could they, after years of fillers? She must derive no pleasure from kissing Sarper's plastic face. 

All they care about is looking good. Actual physical pleasure is irrelevant to their end goal of being envied and desired. 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, AR Traveler said:

Not yet, but someone's going to think of it now that I've spoken it into the Sharp universe.

I gave up on Dancing with the Stars years ago because of their sickening addiction to disabled contestants. Missing legs, missing arms, missing legs and arms, deaf....I found it so cynical and calculated. Ick.

2 minutes ago, Bees52 said:

Why are the themes from Green Acres and Petticoat Junction suddenly on my mind? 🤔

The chores! The stores!

[AR Traveler]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

I gave up on Dancing with the Stars years ago because of their sickening addiction to disabled contestants. Missing legs, missing arms, missing legs and arms, deaf....I found it so cynical and calculated. Ick.

I haven't watched in scads of years, but I didn't even know it was still going.

[MagicEyes]

Gas station wine! The horror!

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I gave up on Dancing with the Stars years ago because of their sickening addiction to disabled contestants. Missing legs, missing arms, missing legs and arms, deaf....I found it so cynical and calculated. Ick.

The chores! The stores!

And criminals like Anna Delvey….ankle monitor and all

[tvrox]

What the hell? Why are they eating in the middle of a field?

[Bees52]

Just now, MagicEyes said:

Gas station wine! The horror!

At least it's in a bottle and not a box...

[AR Traveler]

Y'all are right.  Now there seems an air of exploitation, almost, and Ani just doing what she has to do to have any future.  Double icky.

[tvrox]

Oh this guy is CLASSY, LOL. Hot tub time!! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Veuve Cliquot(?) is on sale this week at Costco, around $50/bottle if anyone is interested.

[tvrox]

1 hour ago, magemaud said:

Remember when a date urged Tiffany (Shoulders) to order an Aperol Spritz and she hated it? What a waste of good liquor 

Those were the days! What is she up to these days, besides cold shoulders? 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, AR Traveler said:

I haven't watched in scads of years, but I didn't even know it was still going.

Neither have I. I used to love it, it was wholesome and entertaining. Then they got rid of Tom Bergeron, and got so formula with the contestants. One Disney kid, one Olympian, someone from the Bachelor, one really, really old celeb who's touted as an "icon", a reality star or two, a former child star....

[Shelbie]

9 hours ago, Red Bridey said:

All they care about is looking good. Actual physical pleasure is irrelevant to their end goal of being envied and desired. 

They believe everyone wants them and wants to be them. They are united in their delusions.

Edited 9 hours ago by Shelbie

[sainte-chapelle]

I don’t find Mina appealing in the slightest 

[Gobi]

His daughter is twelve years older than his bride to be. Okay, then.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Let’s see—Paris vs. Ossipee, NH. Hmmmm. Tough choice.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, MagicEyes said:

Gas station wine! The horror!

And there's probably a Total Wine ten minutes away. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, tvrox said:

Those were the days! What is she up to these days, besides cold shoulders? 

I think Syngin is either engaged or married again

[Red Bridey]

4 minutes ago, tvrox said:

Oh this guy is CLASSY, LOL. Hot tub time!! 

This hot tub is very much like the completely unsexy hot tub owned by swingers Ron and Betty. You'd have thought the first wife would have brought some aesthetic into the design.

Edited 18 hours ago by Red Bridey

[Eldemarge]

I bet she's...NOT HERE FOR THE RIGHT REASONS

Sorry, just getting ready for this daughter meetup thing.

[Bees52]

Mina sounds extremely tipsy, ok drunk, already. I guess gas station wine is more potent than wine in Paris.

Edited 18 hours ago by Bees52

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

His daughter is twelve years older than his bride to be. Okay, then.

Oh, you old cynic. This is TRUE LOVE. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mina will fight like hell to get her son over here and get that green card. Eye on the prize!

[tvrox]

Ugh, baker/plumber guy turned down a stable, state job??? 

[Pepper Mostly]

Wait, Greg had a shot at a state job and turned it down? WHY? It would interfere with his bread baking? 

[Gobi]

"I see boobs everywhere! They don't know they're boobs."

[OoogleEyes]

Whelp, I'm going to have to buy gas station wine to get through this season!

Have a great week, all!

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Bees52 said:

Mina sounds extremely tipsy, ok drunk, already. I guess gas station is more potent than wine in Paris.

She had a flask of bourbon in her suitcase. 

[tvrox]

Oh Juan... this is TLC. You don't get a private life, silly. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Wait, Greg had a shot at a state job and turned it down? WHY? It would interfere with his bread baking? 

WTF why?!?!?   Sweet dreams all, see some of you die hards tomorrow 

[AR Traveler]

Cripes, I clean my guest room, even my house, for a guest from the next state.  She's come from freaking Uganda to marry this lub.

[Eldemarge]

10 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I gave up on Dancing with the Stars years ago because of their sickening addiction to disabled contestants. Missing legs, missing arms, missing legs and arms, deaf....I found it so cynical and calculated. Ick.

The chores! The stores!

Fresh air!  Times Square!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Next week the neighborhood biddies stir the pot for Mark and Mina. 

[Red Bridey]

Ugh, I hate hate hate Shawn with the manscaping. I have no interest in him or his love life.