Super Bowl LIX - Live Chat Thread

[Lantern7]

My iPad is at 55 percent. I’m convinced that I’m on the floor, in a chicken wing coma, hallucinating all these weird commercials and lopsided game.

[ebk57]

1 minute ago, Raja said:

Serena as in tennis G.O.A.T. Serena Williams? No its not the singer is SZA.

The singer was SZA.  Serena was off to the side in blue, dancing.

Edited February 10 by ebk57

[Carey]

Maybe there is a way for Kansas City even though I do not see a way.  27-0 and NO plus side plays would be a bigger blunder than what happened 8 years ago.

[shoregirl]

 

It was serena

Edited February 10 by shoregirl

[bluegirl147]

1 minute ago, Bastet said:

I couldn't name a Kendrick Lamar song with a gun to my head, so I made some spinach, artichoke, and cheese dip during halftime. This game is boring as hell, but I guess I'll keep watching while I snack.

If the score was reversed I would have already turned it off but watching KC flounder has been so satisfying.

[Carey]

And a turnover on downs is not good for the Chiefs.  40 minutes plus...Philly is going for their unprecedented mark of a shutout!

[Magog]

2 minutes ago, Bastet said:

I couldn't name a Kendrick Lamar song with a gun to my head, so I made some spinach, artichoke, and cheese dip during halftime.

You missed a fun halftime show.

3 minutes ago, Bastet said:

This game is boring as hell, but I guess I'll keep watching while I snack.

How could you be bored of seeing the Chiefs get their asses kicked in the 1st half? That's like me being bored watching those Warriors getting their asses kicked in the NBA Finals.

[DoctorAtomic]

"The system is designed to keep you sick. So take more pills. Buy ours."

[Bastet]

2 minutes ago, Magog said:

How could you be bored of seeing the Chiefs get their asses kicked in the 1st half?

Because I hate the Eagles and I don't care about the Chiefs.  So this is just a lopsided game with nothing to interest me.

Edited February 10 by Bastet

[Magog]

ALL RIGHT!!!!

I hope that this is the knockout punch. 

Edited February 10 by Magog

[bluegirl147]

Fuck killing the clock.  Score more.

[mojoween]

I HATE THIS, AGAIN, SOME MORE

[Lantern7]

Okay . . . this is officially a KC BBQ.

[Fukui San]

Who knew that the Kendrick/Drake feud was going to be more competitive than the Super Bowl?

[DoctorAtomic]

I think the 9ers are putting the game away against the Chargers. 

[Cotypubby]

This game is ova!! Now I just want to see if they can make it the first shutout ever.

[twoods]

This is glorious. Keep pouring it on.

[Carey]

I think in the words of John Kreese, "No mercy."

[Is Everyone Gone]

This is certainly one of the Super Bowl games of all time.

[Salacious Kitty]

Best. Super Bowl. Ever.

[Carey]

Okay, Philadelphia.  NO 34-0 Q3 2:40 3rd memes!

[Lantern7]

Why hate the Eagles? Other than the general hatred towards Philly, which I totally get.

[Raja]

1 minute ago, Carey said:

I think in the words of John Kreese, "No mercy."

Cobra Kai Spoiler alert

Spoiler

Its supposed to come up in the Cobra Kai finale from a legend.

 

[Salacious Kitty]

Just now, Lantern7 said:

Why hate the Eagles? Other than the general hatred towards Philly, which I totally get.

They're Giants fans. 

[Carey]

First plus side for the Chiefs.  The only thing (for me) for Kansas City is to deny everybody of the shutout

[Bastet]

1 minute ago, Lantern7 said:

Why hate the Eagles? Other than the general hatred towards Philly, which I totally get.

I'm a Giants fan.  I must do as nature intends.

[Cotypubby]

Oh well

[Black Knight]

I cannot wait to see the Abbott Elementary episode about the Eagles' Super Bowl win!

[Magog]

Finally, the Chiefs get a touchdown. Yay.

[Lantern7]

. . . aaaaaaaaaaand there goes the shutout. Mahomes had to Mahomes.

[DoctorAtomic]

5 minutes ago, Cotypubby said:

This game is ova!! Now I just want to see if they can make it the first shutout ever.

You had to say it.

[Carey]

Dammit, they scored.  Well, at least they're going to lose, so there's that!

[DoctorAtomic]

Just now, Black Knight said:

I cannot wait to see the Abbott Elementary episode about the Eagles' Super Bowl win!

It's already been said, but I'm sure It's Always Sunny will too. 

[Jane Tuesday]

Awww... bummer. I was hoping for the shutout.

[Raja]

I hate the new kickoff rules

[mojoween]

5 minutes ago, Salacious Kitty said:

They're Giants fans. 

I totally am 😭😭😭😭😭😭

I rooted for the Eagles in one (1) Super Bowl for one very specific reason.  Otherwise, fuck them and their stupid city and for ruining Bradley Cooper.

The Eagles are going to be halfway to the Giants Lombardis and that is unacceptable.

Remember in the beginning of the season when everyone fired Nick Siriani?  Good times.

Edited February 10 by mojoween

[Lantern7]

5 minutes ago, Black Knight said:

I cannot wait to see the Abbott Elementary episode about the Eagles' Super Bowl win!

I have to see the crossover ep with Sunny. Apparently. I’m all about trashy people from a trashy city.

Like I said, they put out two episodes about the Eagles winning the Super Bowl. I think Jason Kelce was in the dream sequence when Charlie got his leg caught in a bear trap.

Hold up . . . the world is more shit than usual, and Scientology is still a thing?!? Get the fuck outta here with that.

Edited February 10 by Lantern7

[roamyn]

7 minutes ago, Bastet said:

I'm a Giants fan.  I must do as nature intends.

I get the divisional hate, really I do.

But I'd rather an AFC North team win, even if it's not the Browns as it gives our division some oomph.  I will always root for the AFC North, AL team (excluding Yankees), and B1G (excluding TTUN).

Edited February 10 by roamyn

[Black Knight]

3 minutes ago, mojoween said:

Remember in the beginning of the season when everyone fired Nick Siriani?  Good times.

I like those kinds of stories because it emphasizes how important having patience is. I've seen it ad nauseum with my Raiders - how not having patience leads to poor outcomes. Sometimes you just gotta accept that for Reasons a coach won't have a great season.

[Jane Tuesday]

Stolen from social media...

"The only thing that will make this 
@SuperBowl interesting is if they pan to Taylor and she puts on a Cooper DeJean jersey in the 4th quarter."

🤣 🤣 🤣 

[Carey]

By the way, I get the Eagles hate.  You're supposed to hate this if you're a Giants fan.

This was me 3 years ago.  I was so super thrilled when the Rams took down the super-hot Bengals.

As for Super Bowl 47, I pretty much wanted a good game and despite the B.S. that occurred to get a delayed one, it ended up OK

[shoregirl]

As a Eagles fan I totally get Giants fans not rooting for the Eagles. I wouldn't either if the roles were reversed. 

Go away Kanye .

[Magog]

Has someone done a wellness check yet on Jerry Jones & his loser son Stephen Jones?

[Lantern7]

Wondering what we’ll get first: a Fantastic Four spot or Saquon getting a TD of at least 50 yards.

[bluegirl147]

3 minutes ago, roamyn said:

I get the divisional hate, really I do.

But I'd rather an AFC North team win, even if it's not the Browns as it gives our division some oomph.  I will always root for the AFC North, AL team (excluding Yankees), and B1G (excluding TTUN).

I feel ya but I can't ever root for Baltimore. As long as Deshaun isn't under center I've been known to root for the Browns.

2 minutes ago, Carey said:

 

This was me 3 years ago.  I was so super thrilled when the Rams took down the super-hot Bengals.

 

I can root for the Bengals especially against a team I do not like.  And that would have been the Rams.

[Raja]

1 minute ago, Lantern7 said:

Wondering what we’ll get first: a Fantastic Four spot or Saquon getting a TD of at least 50 yards.

I think that the Chief's defense was primed to stop that dagger. Hopefully the Eagles don't play into their hand and waste a few possessions by playing offensive prevent (wins)

[Lantern7]

Rupert Murdoch?!? It’s a whole crowd of “Fuck That Guy” guys!

Expecting Harrison to mumble about how he played a Hulk in a Marvel movie.

[Carey]

2 minutes ago, bluegirl147 said:

I can root for the Bengals especially against a team I do not like.  And that would have been the Rams.

Agree to disagree.  At least we agree on a different team or 2 (despite what I said earlier)

[Cotypubby]

lol “this Jeep makes me happy even though my name is Ford,” ok that made me laugh

[Lantern7]

Another FNC spot with the pic of You-Know-Who lucking out bigly? Fuck that noise. Some more, I mean.

Hey, Andy? I think Patrick is done for tonight. Just a hunch.