Season 13 Live Chat

[sainte-chapelle]

If he was in pain would he not have gotten out to stretch his legs? He just wanted to eat

[babyhouseman]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

His "favorite restaurant" has a drive through. I don't know what to do with this knowledge.

It'd be funny if it was a fancy restaurant. 

[mmecorday]

His pain is maxed out. Too many boudin balls, I suppose. 

[HorrrGoodnight]

I love how he was eating for so long that the brother was just staring off with a glazed over expression before he jolted back to reality like are you ready to get back on the road?

[OoogleEyes]

Is this is nephew or brother? There's a weird dynamic between the two 

[Suzywriter]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Juan: Let’s get back on the road. We’ll need to stop again in about an hour for the next meal.

How does sitting in the car riding hurt more than sitting in the car eating?

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, ams1001 said:

I was thinking along the same lines. My favorite restaurant makes me actually get out of the car.

Right? My favorite restaurant also has craft cocktails and a wine list. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

You're getting close to Bingo!

Still awaiting the paper plates.

[Pepper Mostly]

HE WANTS TO SIT ON THE LUGGAGE CART AND BE PUSHED TO HIS ROOM BUT HE'S TOO PROUD.

I am dying over here.

[lemoncake]

Dr Now gonna get on mommy's case

[babyhouseman]

He wanted ride the luggage cart but had too much pride.

[Chicklet]

If he sat on the luggage cart they would be calling the hot fireman to get him up.

Who is he kidding?

[ams1001]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

Is this is nephew or brother? There's a weird dynamic between the two 

Brother, I guess? He looks to old to be a nephew. I think the nephew was the younger guy who came in with the little girl earlier.

"I feel safe in God's plan." God really does work in mysterious ways, I guess.

[Wants to ride on the luggage cart] Well, you wouldn't be the first.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, lemoncake said:

Dr Now gonna get on mommy's case

Dr Now: Who makes meals for you? Mom, why are you enabling him?

[Suzywriter]

He needs a c-pap.

[Auntie Anxiety]

A visit with Dr. Now in the first half an hour? Unheard of.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

He needs a c-pap.

His breathing is scary 

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

A visit with Dr. Now in the first half an hour? Unheard of.

He never suffered the trauma of cutting his foot on glass as a child

[Eldemarge]

My cat keeps looking at me and I can't tell if he loves me or pities me.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, lemoncake said:

Dr Now gonna get on mommy's case

And I am HERE for it. I hope we get Sassy Dr. Now tonight.

1 minute ago, ams1001 said:

 

[Wants to ride on the luggage cart] Well, you wouldn't be the first.

He's the first who's over eight years old. 

[ams1001]

I feel like the game I am playing is appropriate...

 

Waffle 🧇

[mmecorday]

My favorite restaurant is Waterman's Surfside Grille in Virginia Beach. Delicious cocktails and legendary she-crab soup. I forgot that I gave them my email address and I routinely get notices about new menu items and specials. Too bad it takes four hours to drive there. :(

[OoogleEyes]

4 minutes ago, HorrrGoodnight said:

I love how he was eating for so long that the brother was just staring off with a glazed over expression before he jolted back to reality like are you ready to get back on the road?

I'd be outside that stinky truck

[Chicklet]

At least this guy has shoes. 

 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Shoes? 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

I'd be outside that stinky truck

Oh my God can you IMAGINE what that car smells like? Not enough Febreze in the world. 

[HorrrGoodnight]

Weight? I'm guessing 741.

[Pepper Mostly]

Weight pool? I'll guess 748. He's HUGE.

[Chicklet]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Shoes? 

The last guy never had shoes and kept saying they were coming next week.

[Auntie Anxiety]

629

[ams1001]

1 minute ago, mmecorday said:

My favorite restaurant is Waterman's Surfside Grille in Virginia Beach. Delicious cocktails and legendary she-crab soup. I forgot that I gave them my email address and I routinely get notices about new menu items and specials. Too bad it takes four hours to drive there. :(

Mine's a local pizza place that does a super-thin crust pie. It's a tad expensive and they only take cash but worth it once in a while. Their cheese lasagna is really good, too.

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[sainte-chapelle]

I am on my second non alcoholic zero calorie tequila sunrise…I better slow down

[lemoncake]

2 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

I'd be outside that stinky truck

Eating in the car is one I my pet peeves. Not allowed. Same with eating in the bed. Just gross. Sometimes I am nauseated watching this show 

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh my God can you IMAGINE what that car smells like? Not enough Febreze in the world. 

Burrito farts

[Auntie Anxiety]

Thats the closest I’ve ever been for the initial weigh-in. 

[CrazyInAlabama]

Month 1-627 lbs. (I thought over 700, he must be short)

The family needs a group plan and family rate for Dr. Now's program.   

He's lying so much to Dr. Now. He eats all day, every day. Mother is just as bad.

Edited February 13 by CrazyInAlabama

[Pepper Mostly]

He hopes Dr. Now will "commit" to taking you on as a patient? Dude. YOU are the one who needs to commit, not him! This guy is going to try my patience sorely, I can tell.

[HorrrGoodnight]

Dammit! I usually guess under so I tried to go over this time.

[lemoncake]

That entire family needs the diet

[Red Bridey]

10 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

I am ALSO driving to Houston tomorrow!  Just staying for the night. Excited about going to eat at Waffle House because we don't have one in San Antonio.

We don't have Waffle Huts in Vermont. But I was on a road trip many years ago in the South so my friend and I stopped at a WH for breakfast. I ordered waffles and the question that flabbergasted me was "Do you want mayonnaise or butter on them?" Mayonnaise! I gagged. I hate mayonnaise. It is the devil! I knew I'd never get real maple syrup there, but mayo on waffles??? 

[mmecorday]

Dr. Now asked, "What can I do for you today?" Come on, man. You know it's going to be the usual. "I want to lose weight, but I don't want to stop eating. So wave your magic wand and make me skinny." 

[sainte-chapelle]

Why are they laughing ? This isn’t funny

[Chicklet]

He's a lying pastor lol- not hungry when he wakes up and makes baked chicken?

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Burrito farts

I hope someone brought some spare pants, I'm sayin

He says he's a pastor, with a straight face. 

[ams1001]

🎶The moment I wake up
Before I put on my makeup
I say a little prayer for you 🎶

 

His mom lives an hour away?!?!?

[HorrrGoodnight]

I feel like the mom wants to keep him at that size because it makes her feel better about her own size.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Dr. Now is reading from the script I wrote for him.

[sainte-chapelle]

Did he say baked chicken and green beans?!?!? No Sir 

[lemoncake]

Didn't he inhale a whole pizza and wings?

[Pepper Mostly]

Wait, he says he doesn't eat breakfast, after we just watched him demolish a dozen eggs, bacon, grits, waffles and toast? He claims he eats baked chicken and green beans? I'm surprised the Lord hasn't struck him dead. 

[Chicklet]

They all lie to Dr. Now when they have the first meeting. Like come on people, he knows .