Season 5 LDL Live Chat

[Keywestclubkid]

im just gonna blurt it out... 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

FFS another Hunter confessional. Seriously dude. Light a candle. Say twenty Hail Marys, thirty Our Fathers, and an Act of Contrition and move on. 

Edited Saturday at 01:35 AM by PrincessPurrsALot

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

Yes, I was thinking, the man has NO game...but it still works for MJ.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but he has a penis and a pulse, right? She'll take care of the rest

[WaltersHair]

I hope that poor woman doesn't have bleach in her hair.

[Auntie Anxiety]

4 minutes ago, Gobi said:

What's Ami short for? Amadeus? Amirite? Amiable?

Amianidiot?

[JenE4]

I just tuned in but apparently I got here just in time. Hunter is more of a stand-up guy than I would’ve thought that he’s telling Kaleigh BEFoRE she laid out the $15k.

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, WaltersHair said:

I hope that poor woman doesn't have bleach in her hair.

just sitting there ... like was this really worth a free cut?

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

just sitting there ... like was this really worth a free cut?

Dinner theater is one thing. Drama during a haircut is quite another.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Taking a phone call during a styling. So unprofessional.

Never mind that, how about "I'll just shampoo her real quick then you can hang out with me"? Excuse me? Then takes a phone call and has a loud argument with her prison boyfriend? I'd find another stylist, toot sweet. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

just sitting there ... like was this really worth a free cut?

You know I want to be in the second chair listening in.  

[Gobi]

Is the new show taking over this spot? If so, that means just one episode left.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

But how much has she already spent on that piece of trash?

She can cut back on the pot roast now. It was costing her a fortune.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

im just gonna blurt it out... 

"An ex.....popped up". Popped up where?? In your cell? The rec yard? SHU??

[Red Bridey]

If my stylist stopped doing my hair to take a call from anyone other than a fireman telling her her house was in fire or a family member was in an accident, that would be the last time I used them. Especially if it was to take a call from her prison boo dumping her. Bye, Kayleigh. You are a terrible professional. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

It's absolutely ridiculous that she took the call during her session, BUT, I think I would be willing to donate all of my hair (to excessive bleaching time) if this actually happened in my salon!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Is the new show taking over this spot? If so, that means just one episode left.

Next week is the season finale. These folks only get eight episodes. 

[Empress1]

Can she put a robe on?

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

im just gonna blurt it out... 

Didn't have time to polish up his lie.

[Keywestclubkid]

wow the way that was shot was very housewives 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Tia’s coochie aches. Be careful what you wish for, gurl.

[JenE4]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

She can cut back on the pot roast now. It was costing her a fortune.

Or, now she can eat an entire pot roast by herself. Oh, wait…

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

She can cut back on the pot roast now. It was costing her a fortune.

The price of beef these days.  

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

She can cut back on the pot roast now. It was costing her a fortune.

Right? Jesus, even at Market Basket it's fucking 5.99 a pound!

[kacesq]

Oh wow she remembered she had a kid! Shocker! Dude, run from this chick…she wants you under her thumb.

[Auntie Anxiety]

He got what he was axing for.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

OMG did she actually think about her daughter? What show am I watching?

[Gobi]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

He got what he was axing for.

It always helps to conversate.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kayleigh is going to have to up her pot roast game for the next inmate.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

The cut from Kaleigh in the back of the hair salon to a commercial showing a dog being shampooed is *chef's kiss*! 

[OoogleEyes]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Didn't have time to polish up his lie.

"You can't polish a turd"                           --My Grandma, probably      

[Pepper Mostly]

6 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Tia’s coochie aches. Be careful what you wish for, gurl.

I cannot with her. Girl, this is what you wanted. Did you seriously think your fresh out of prison man was going to be some sort of expert Lothario? A true master of the Ways of Loooooove? 

Edited Saturday at 01:45 AM by Pepper Mostly

[SemiCharmedLife]

Just now, Gobi said:

It always helps to conversate.

I'm sure one day, I will subconsciously use one of these words in my conversation with someone.  I'll tell you all about it, of course!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

4 minutes ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

The price of beef these days.  

Her skills with beef cost her video visits with Hunter. 

[pinche puta]

18 minutes ago, WaltersHair said:

I pity the people below that balcony she's standing on in nothing but a towel.

😆😆😆

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Oh wow she remembered she had a kid! Shocker! Dude, run from this chick…she wants you under her thumb.

They all do. They are so selfish and needy. I suppose that's why they go for inmates in the first place. They know where they are at all times. 

[pinche puta]

11 minutes ago, Gobi said:

"I gave you the best hand job of my life!"

I GAVE MYSELF CARPAL TUNNEL FOR YOU, YOU UNGRATEFUL BASTARD

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I cannot with her. Girl, this is what you wanted. Did you seriously think your fresh out of prison man was going to be some sort of expert Lothario? 

I think she thinks this is evidence that he is another devil 🍆 vs. dude was poking the sides and riding rough.

[kacesq]

What a vulgar gift. 

[pinche puta]

4 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

OMG did she actually think about her daughter? What show am I watching?

right? this is a first for this shit show!

[OoogleEyes]

I hope someone better than me takes a screenshot of her vision board

[Auntie Anxiety]

Savannah’s trailer park grandmother knows from experience. Listen to her!

[Pepper Mostly]

"My grandma came from a trailer park, she made it out. I will be back in within three months" 

[Gobi]

Grandma's story is more interesting than any of the other's on the show.

[pinche puta]

is that grandma narnia?! i thought she was intentionally staying off camera, and i had mad respect.

NEVER MIND!

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, pinche puta said:

I GAVE MYSELF CARPAL TUNNEL FOR YOU, YOU UNGRATEFUL BASTARD

DEAD

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Savannah's grandmother worked her way out of the trailer park. Savannah is doing everything she can to get back there. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

What a vulgar gift. 

Well, Savannah is hardly Audrey Hepburn 2.0 in everything she does. Including the golf beverage cart. Audrey toured Rome(?) on a Vespa.

[kacesq]

Ohh Grandma has boundaries, good for you Grandma! Stick to your guns!

[pinche puta]

savannah’s lucky that grandma didn’t cut her off years ago after betrayal #8613

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh sweet tap dancing Jesus, Savannah is a really terrible person.